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[happyheidi]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. February will bring blessings.

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[villainsbah]

🪐 - Try to make the longest pack you can! include anything you can think of/find

Pokémon trainer octive

pt: pokemon trainer octive /end pt

Names: Elio, Luci, Sitara, Stella, Estelle / Estella, Asa, Morgan, Asaki, Atarangi, Marina, Mira, Cordelia, Hali, Nanami, Yoko, Kailani, Darya

Pronouns: she/her, he/him, shx/hxr, hx/hxm, light/lights, sun/suns, flare/flares, moon/moons, dark/darks, shine/shines, leo/leos, champ/champs, champ/champion, champion/champions, lead/leaders, sh☀️/h☀️r, sh🌙/h🌙r, sh☀️/h🌙r, sh🌙/h☀️r, h☀️/h☀️m, h🌙/h🌙m, h☀️/h🌙m, h🌙/h☀️m, ☀️/☀️s, 🌙/🌙s, 👑/👑s, 💎/💎s, 🌊/🌊s, 🪈/🪈s, 🖋️/🖋️s, 🪞/🪞s, 🕯️/🕯️s

Age: late 20s to mid 30s

Birthday: Feburary 4th

Zodiac: aquarius sun + moon, scorpio rising

Terms: feminine and masculine

Titles: the (first / pokémon) champion, she who controls wormholes, she who travels through realities, she who controls necrozma / solgaleo, her elegance, her power, she who trains restlessly, the revived, her many lives, she who is eternally happy, her subtle joy, her oddness

Gender: Androgyneflux

Misc: Pokémon trainer occuden, Pokémon league champion occuden, Pokéden, Hammerhead worm, Tropical-eiment, Revenant sensus, Intusimmortal, Blacklight fruit punch, Sparkling blood orange juice

Label themes: pokémon, being the champion, the sun, the moon, immortality, revival, revenants, luxury and riches, any of the pokémon in her team, battling, collecting, stars, dusk, dawn, sunset, sunrise

Personality: reserved, positive outlook, cautious, intelligent, protective, dreamy to the point of being a bit air headed, very loyal, very compassionate, honest, patient, does struggle with apathy, hides negative emotions, prone to worry

Likes: anything expensive, cooking, homemade food, spicy food, desserts, relaxing, spending time with people sh☀️ is closed to, match 3 games, listening to music, sunbathing, cloud watching, bugs, the beach

Dislikes: heated arguments, discourse, having pet hair on everything, the ultra beasts, traveling far, anything to do with vehicles, slow wifi, having to clean up messes, most jobs, the cold, death related topics, being judged

Hobbies: cooking, playing music (particularly the flute), writing, reading, studying, learning new languages, sewing, bug keeping (especially beetles), backpacking, hiking, baking

Aesthetics: summer, spacecore, after hours, golden hour

Appearance ideas:

Credit

Clothes:

Accessories:

Clothes + Accessories credit

Plural specific:

Roles: admin, temporary host, muscle, gatekeeper

Sign-offs: ☀🌙👑💎🌊🪈

Misc: sysdult / big, age slider, day fronter

Pokémon specific:

Home region: Kanto, lives in Alola

Starter: Popplio

Mega: salamence

Gigantamax: charizard

Specialty: None

Team: primarina, arcanine, espeon, umbreon, ground silvally

Other pokémon: shiny pyroar, noivern, necrozma, ho-oh, totem gumshoos, totem marowak, totem lurantis, totem vikavolt, totem mimikyu, totem ribombee

Deck: Solgaleo ex with Skarmory

Yu-Gi-Oh specific:

Deck: Sun & Moon Deck

Magic the Gathering specific:

Deck: Awaiting the Second Sun

Digimon specific:

Partner: Liollmon or Plesiomon

Deck: Liollmon

Mario Kart specific: (based on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe)

Main: rosalina or peachette

Build: cat cruiser, splat buggy, or sport bike | roller or slim | bowser kite

Favorite tracks: dry dry desert, dragon driftway, and grumble volcano

Words:

Spitfire; "a person with a fierce temper"

Sunburst; "a flash of sunlight especially through a break in clouds"

Abyssal; "of or relating to the bottom waters of the ocean depths"

Watashiato; "Curiosity about the impact you’ve had on the lives of the people you know, wondering which of your harmless actions or long-forgotten words might have altered the plot of their stories in ways you’ll never get to see."

Etterath; "The feeling of emptiness after a long and arduous process is finally complete, which leaves you relieved that it’s over but missing the stress that organized your life into a mission."

(x)verse:

Misceverse Dynamic: aeta (alpha + beta)

Scent: ocean and aloe vera

Pastryverse Dynamic: bread bowl

Flavor: spicy mango

Handwriting:

Typically only uses cursive for paperwork

@thebaharchivist

[ranticlesandorangejuice]

It is the dawn of the new Age of Aquarius.

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Since celestial remains become hundreds of celestial babies, they tend to have lots of siblings, and siblings are all the same age because of how their reproduction works.

So here are the celestial characters and their sibling info.

Sun, Moon, and Earth

Amount of siblings at birth: 423

Surviving siblings: 50

Their age: 26

Parent celestial: Astra

Parent's age of death: 103

Eclipse

Amount of siblings at birth: 407

Surviving siblings: 31

Their age: 29

Parent celestial: Ruin

Parent's age at death: 110

Leo

Amount of siblings at birth: 500

Surviving siblings: 56

Their age: 21

Parent celestial: Ursa Major

Parent's age at death: 109

Venus

Amount of siblings at birth: 315

Surviving siblings: 68

Their age: 23

Parent celestial: Neptune

Parent's age at death: 100

Hunter and Scythe

Amount of siblings at birth: 360

Surviving siblings: 83

Their age: 13

Parent celestial: Killcode

Parent's age at death: 124

Scorpio and Aquarius

Amount of siblings at birth: 547

Surviving siblings: 72

Their age: 16

Parent celestial: Capricorn

Parent's age at death: 120

Mars and Saturn

Amount of siblings at birth: 259

Surviving siblings: 40

Their age: 18

Parent celestial: Nova

Parent's age at death: 113

Lunar

Amount of siblings at birth: 374

Amount of siblings that will make it to adulthood: 46

Their age: 9

Parent celestial: Dawn

Parent's age at death: 105

Solar

Amount of siblings at birth: 296

Amount of siblings that will make it to adulthood: 58

Their age: 10

Parent celestial: Dusk

Parent's age at death: 102

Gemini and Sagittarius

Amount of siblings at birth: 430

Amount of siblings that will make it to adulthood: 82

Their age: 9

Parent celestial: Libra

Parent's age at death: 111

Jack

Amount of siblings at birth: 281

Amount of siblings that will make it to adulthood: 39

Their age: 3

Parent celestial: Midnight

Parent's age at death: 200

Pieces

Amount of siblings at birth: 508

Amount of siblings that will make it to adulthood: 90

Their age: 4

Parent celestial: Cassiopeia

Parent's age at death: 106

Mercury

Amount of siblings at birth: 365

Amount of siblings that will make it to adulthood: 73

Their age: 2

Parent celestial: Gliese

Parent's age at death: 147

Twinkle

Amount of siblings at birth: 397

Amount of siblings that will make it to adulthood: 64

Their age: 7 months

Parent celestial: Cosmic

Parent's age at death: 109

Comet

Amount of siblings at birth: 486

Amount of siblings that will make it to adulthood: 53

Their age: 2 months

Parent celestial: Proxima

Parent's age at death: 128

Pluto

Amount of siblings at birth: 270

Amount of siblings that will make it to adulthood: 35

Age: 10 months

Parent celestial: Epsilon

Parent's age at death: 162

[magicxc]

Twice My Age

Pairings: Andy Barber x Black!Fem!Reader

Summary: After a spring break trip doesn’t go as planned, reader quickly finds another way to make up for the inconvenience.

Word Count: 6461

Warnings: Explicit 18+, Unprotected Sex, Exhibitionism, Spit 4 Lube, Size Kink Kinda, Clit Slapping, Aggressiveness??, Degradation

A/N: Not the deadline being in February and me just getting this done. *hides in shame* Sheesh @tom-whore-dleston​, when I tell you I was fighting for time omg. 

I’m just really glad I managed to push this out. It’s a wee bit of a slow burn because I had so much I wanted to get off my chest with daddy Andy for obvious reasons lol. I wanted to flesh out each character and even extend this piece to a cute lil mini series, but my brain was like nahh, give her the smoot ASAP!! 

So I gave you the smoot 😉 with my prompt being Dads Best Friend and my character being Andy Barber, I present to you: 

A snippet of my brain. 

P.S. also wanna congratulate Jordan on her increasingly growing followers. She’s such a gem and deserves every good thing life has to offer <3

P.P.S. lol besties, I’m writing this with tears in my eyes because I don’t remember this piece from memory and my stupid, fucking computer deleted the edited version when I had like TWO fucking lines left. Bout to cry again, omg. But anyway, I just wanted to mention that I had LOADS of fun jumping from character to character and even shared a concern or two that things may seem confusing. But I’m super positive that I was able to tie up all loose ends and write this in a way that was easy to digest. 

You know that saying that goes something along the lines of you’re only friends with some people because you see them five days a week? Well what if I told you that, that same saying rings true for college buddies too? That even though you may only see your classmates twice a week for bio, or your roommates at night time, or your teammates during practice - a big part of your friendships are formed strictly out of convenience. Steph from Chem? Yeah you think you’re best friends now, but what about two years down the line when she’s no longer lending you her periodic table sheet. Or how about Lenny from the cultural arts club? How cool do you think you’ll be when there are no more study abroad trips to be experienced? And this is not to say that there are any hard feelings that linger, but more so to say that people grow apart. And sometimes the bonds that you form with them aren’t as deeply rooted as you’d like to believe. All it takes is a little time, some distance, a new family - or in this case, all three.

That was what happened between Andrew and Andy. They’d actually started out as, what’s the word - ahh yes, frenemies. In all honesty, there was really no good reason for them to be "beefing" as the kids call it. It was more so the fact that Andys boys didn’t get along with Andrews; and they just so happened to get caught up in the collateral damage of it all. But all that changed come junior year when it dawned on them that they were going to be roommates.

Ha, talk about awkward. Oh trust that they both went bitching to every ear that was willing to listen, writing every letter to anyone that would read it. But unfortunately their RC wasn’t having any of it. That bitch blocked them every step of the way, cementing their living circumstances. Something about one of them being an Aquarius in mercury gatorade. Man, those astrology psychos are annoying. Just the other day one of the coffee shop baristas mentioned that oat milk being her preference is the Scorpio in her - whatever that means.

But as the weeks rolled on by, Andy found that Drew wasn’t so bad to be around after all. The tension became thinner, he found himself laughing at a joke or two, and their conversations grew beyond the occasional "are we out of paper towel?" Truth be told, the drama surrounding their friend group never had anything to do with them in the first place and they soon came to the conclusion that they should’ve formed their own opinions on one another unbiasedly.

Junior year turned into senior year and senior year formed a brotherhood. Andy and Andrew found themselves joined at the hips, as some would say. Where one was, the other wasn’t too far behind, more would joke. They had classes together, shared a living space together, got shit faced drunk together, and in the months to come, managed to walk across the stage together.

But something shifted after graduation. Now that they were done with undergrad, with Andy in law school and Andrew in medical, time together seemed a distant memory. Hitting up the local frat parties? Done. Starting food fights in the cafeteria? Finished. Petty arguments over bone-in or boneless wings? Miss it. Them living in the same quarters? No more.

And even though they would meet up once or twice a week for a couple of beers to catch up on daily life, after a while, even that seemed strained. And that was the time. Time spent away from one another to create a life worth living, to build a legacy they busted their asses for.

The distance came several years down the line when Drew got a job opportunity down in Atlanta. And while Andy was excited for him, he was also super bummed to see his buddy leave Bawston. Of course they would still communicate, but it was nothing like being able to catch up in person. Though, he’ll admit that ATL definitely seemed like a good fit for him for the simple fact that Drew constantly bitched about the cold weather, so Andy figured some southern sunshine would thaw him out good. Not to mention the food and the women, shit he was considering moving down there with him. And that was the distance.

The family eventually came later. Shortly after Drew left for the south, Andy met Laurie. A couple years later, he popped the question, Jacob came into the picture and then they walked down the aisle - where Andrew stood as his best man. It was there that Andy met Drew’s soon to be wife Sienna, whose water just so happened to break during the reception. Sheesh, talk about bad timing. They’d never seen Laurie so hysterical and not for the bouncing bundle of joy no; it was something about ruining her moment. In all fairness, the baby could’ve waited a little bit longer.

But that was a baby Andy, unfortunately, didn’t get the chance to see past her second birthday. The older he and Drew got, it seems the more life pulled them apart. And while they’d still manage to hit each other up for the latest play offs or upcoming birthdays, nothing beats their times together, creating chaos through the university halls. Nonetheless, Andrew and Andy remained the best of buds no matter their time spent away from one another. Drew knew that at the end of the day Andy would do just about anything for him. And it seemed anything was on the other end of the line as Andy watched the name flash across his phone screen.

|~~

The shrill alarm that rings in my ear is enough to piss me off already. And it’s such a shame because the day just started. But I was never an early riser to begin with. My only saving grace is that I was one day closer to five days worth of a spring break. The downside you may ask? I have nowhere to spend it.

It seems my parents are dishing out a little “tough love” as they call it. I mean yeah, I maxed out my credit card, but when would I ever get the chance to snatch some meet and greet tickets for the bad gyal again? Fucking never is the answer. We all know that woman is iffy when it comes to music, let alone tours, so I jumped at the chance to see her. But the queen doesn’t come cheap. And apparently neither did those bank notes. Man, I don’t think I’d ever seen my parents so upset. They legit had me scared to even look at my phone, jumping at the slightest beep in case it was them calling to give me an earful again.

Snoozing the offending noise, I tuck myself beneath the covers only for my mind to wait in anxious anticipation of when the piercing sound will shriek again. Realising that there’s not much sleep in my future, I chuck the covers to the side, roll out of bed, and head for the shower, ready to get a start on my tumultuous day.

|~~

“Stopping every time you get unmotivated means that you lack discipline,” my professor preached from the front of the class. “Discipline will make you do things naturally and effortlessly, whereas motivation just depends on your mood.”

“Yeah well I’m disciplined, if not determined, enough to make my trip to Mexico this weekend,” Kyle shouts from the corner of the room.

“I wish you’d show that same energy in your class work,” the professor retorted.

“Sorry Mr. Banks, but how am I really gonna use this philosophy class in my daily life?” he quips. “I mean, sure the conversations are thought provoking, but how will any of this help me in the real world?”

With a deep, heavy sigh my professor drops his head and utters the fact that he wished he lacked the same critical thinking skills as Kyle, and how happy he seems in his daily life without it.

My mouth curves into a jaw dropping smile and the entire class erupts into a series of gasps and laughter, way too stunned that the mild mannered and soft spoken professor had such a savage moment.

“Kyle,” Mr. Banks huffed “and this goes for anyone else that feels the same way. If you have managed to make it to week 14 out of a 16 week semester with me, with the idea that this class only serves as an elective, don’t even show up for finals.”

“Oh I wasn’t going to do that anyway,” Sarah chirps from behind me. “Catch me in Cali by 10pm tonight.”

“Well let me give you a head start. Get out,” Mr. Banks demands.

A hushed silence falls upon the classroom as Sarah awkwardly unzips her bag to pack her belongings; everyone else having realised that maybe we have gone too far with the professor.

“As I was saying, motivation is based purely on internal inspiration and discipline can be thought of as the strategy or the force behind which you get there. Both motivation and discipline are important yet codependent in achieving the goals you set for yourself. And for your final, I’d like you to write a ten page paper on how you use them in your daily lives. How you were able to overcome one of life’s many hurdles. Maybe even how you’ve used both to succeed in my classroom. Take tomorrow’s class time as an extra day to mull over your thoughts. The paper is due two weeks from now. Stay safe, enjoy your breaks, and come back prepared to discuss the effects of nature vs nurture. And while there may be no stupid questions, I do believe in stupid answers; you’re dismissed!

“Well damn, what crawled up his ass,” Michelle snickered from beside me.

“He’s just tired of yall shit,” Walter grumbled as he headed for the door.

“Anyways,” Michelle sassed, turning toward me. “I cant believe your parents cut you off.”

“Right! It’s not like they don’t have money to spare, why they insist on being so stingy with me is unbelievable.”

“Mhmm, wish you could come,” she pouted.

“WiSh YoU cOuLd ComE,” I mocked. “Michelle, money is the very least of your problems, if you really wanted me to come, you’d spot me.”

“Last time I checked, I wasn’t an ATM beloved so I suggest you sort that out,” she chided. “Preferably before they start renovations on the west wing.”

“ON THE WHAT?? That’s where we stay,” I bawled.

“Duh, that’s why I’m telling you.”

Grabbing our things, we carry on in light conversation, mostly of Michelle telling me about all the fun activities she has planned for the trip. And as we head back to the dorms where I’ll, no doubt, have to watch her pack her suitcases and rub it into my face, I briefly wonder why I continue to hang out with such shallow individuals.

|~~

“But daddddd,” I whined into the phone. “In all fairness, you never told me I had a limit on the card.”

“Listen to me and listen to me good. I will continue to cover your books, tuition and whatever class related miscellaneous fees that may come up, but anything else is on you. So you better find out who’s hiring.”

“Ok, but they’re literally going to be renovating the west wing on campus, something about a pipe failure - which means NO water,” I protested.

“Y/N, water will be the very least of your worries if you have to come down here for spring break.”

Gulping, I decide that now is the time to shut the hell up. My dad is the more easy going parent and to have him this fuming at me honestly has me a little bummed. I mean, I used to have him wrapped around my finger and ever since my little sister was born, its like fuck how I feel. He then goes on to tell me how DiSaPpOiNtEd he is in me and if that’s the same recurring speech I have to listen to when I go back home, I think I’ll take my chances dying of thirst up here. So much for choosing a college out of state, I still have to hear my parents bitch and moan. Who woulda thought.

I manage to make up some lie about campus admin allowing students to stay in the east wing dorms for the time being, and as usual my parents eat that shit up. Before saying our goodbyes, daddy mentions his lawyer buddy Andy and how he lives not too far away just in case anything may come up. I honestly forgot Andy even existed and just as I’m about to reject it, mum mentions the neighbourhood that he resides in. And that brings a sly grin to my face.

While I may not be able to slut it up in Miami with the rest of the girlies, I can at least use up some of their free resources. And in that moment, I decide to set up a tinder account, hoping to find men in Andy's neighborhood. Maybe then I’ll get some sucker to spend some racks and really make my spring break worth it. Saving his number in my phone, I hang up from my parents and give him a quick call - watching as his number flashes across my screen.

|~~

Driving into the diners lot, I park and touch up my lipstick, capturing a quick selfie to upload to my dating profile. I’d be lying if I said that was the only reason I came here with a face beat for the gawds. I don’t remember much about Andy, except for the fact that he’s daddy’s bestie. But while we were on the phone, I noticed something very…sexy in the way he spoke. The way it steadily drifted through the line, all warm and buttery. I know Andy is supposed to be a family friend or whatever, but if he’s forty then so am I cause ya girl is ready to see if the face matches the voice.

I picked the diner, feeling most comfortable in this setting. This place has seen me through some of my drunkest moments, stuffing my face with their fluffy pancake goodness. And it seemed neutral enough cause who doesn’t like to eat, plus the people here are so nice.

Stepping inside, I scan the crowd, examining every patron in hopes of spotting the man of the hour. It takes a moment until I meet the gaze of the blue eyed hawty, mouth curved into a small smile as I make my way over to the table.

|~~

Staring down at the menu, I notice that they have something by the name of a footlong hot dog. And my mind is beyond boggled cause where do they even find that much meat? No way all of that is real. No wonder the prices in here are so affordable, they’re feeding the customers mystery meat. Gently closing my menu, I slide it forward already knowing that I won’t be consuming much of anything. Hands clasped together on the table and eyes glued to the door I straighten up, and patiently wait for my new house guest.

Imagine my surprise when I got the call from Andrew that his baby girl needed a place to stay for the spring break. I was fixing to ask if money was becoming an issue for him until he told me that this was all a part of the tough love that he was giving her. I mean I get it, I’ve come close to strangling Jacob a time or two; and Andrews my boy, so I don’t mind doing him this favor. Plus I can imagine how lonely it must be around this time on college campus. I’m seriously hoping she’s something similar to her old man though. It’ll be great to have someone to play NBA live against; and if she’s anything like him, I’ll be kicking her ass in that too. Or maybe she likes to crack open a cold one, though Drew was a bit of a lightweight. And even though she might like -

My inner thoughts die on my tongue as I see this…this woman make her way towards me. Y/N? Drew’s Y/N? Body stiffening in my seat, I inhale a sharp breath of air, unable to help but notice what long legs she has. And those hips, how full they are. Even her breasts, the way it -

“Andy?” she asked curiously.

Beaming up at her, I let out a hearty laugh as I stand up to greet her with a hug; gesturing for us to sit down at the table. Introductions get exchanged as we take a seat to discuss what the next couple of days will be like.

“I only have one question,” I stated. “You maxed out Drews credit card to see RiRi?”

“Andy please, you would’ve too had the Backstreet Boys been coming to town,” she defended.

“Yeah, well unlike you, I can actually afford to see them."

If slack jaw buggy eyed was somewhere in the dictionary, it’d have a picture of her face next to it. Oh yeah I took it there, she better recognized.

“ANDY NO WAY YOU JUST CAME FOR MY LIFE LIKE THAT,” she shrieked.

“Loud again, what else is new?” the waitress asked as she pulled out a notepad. Her name tag reads Sugar and I find that too ironic.

“Sugar mama, don’t be acting brand new."

“So the usual then,” Sugar laughed.

“The usual,” Y/N confirmed.

“And for you sir?” She pointed at me.

“They have really good hotdogs here,” Y/N suggested.

“A cup of coffee will do.”

“Coming right up,” the waitress said. And with that, she left.

I wonder if Drew would hate me if he knew the impure thoughts I have running through my mind right now. Like on a scale of 1-10 how pissed can he reasonably be if I put his daughter through a mattress. This could all be a part of the tough love lesson right? Yeah that’s not gonna slide, even for me. Maybe I can make up some last minute excuse for her not to stay over cause, I’m not sure I can contain myself. A gentle hand sliding across mine brings me back to the present - apparently she’d been speaking to me.

“I was asking how’s your family, daddy mentioned that your son is almost in high school.”

“Yeah, I kinda want him to slow down. It seems just yesterday I was swaddling him in his blanket.”

“Yeah, well he can’t stay a kid forever, they gotta grow up.”

“That they do,” I said, swiping my tongue across my bottom lip.

A mug of coffee being slid in my direction breaks whatever the hell kind of trance I was in. But it isn’t until I go to grab it do I realise that Y/N’s hand still lingers on mine. An awkward clearing of the throat sounds from above as I watch the waitress slide a banana shake over to Y/N while simultaneously giving me the stink eye. She snatches her hand away and thanks the lady before grabbing a straw and sinking it in. An audible moan leaves her mouth and I’m itching to see how good the milkshake really is; but not from the cup.

“So spring break for you is going to be what, four to five days?”

“Five to be exact,” she says swallowing. “But I can leave sooner if need be.”

“No, not at all. I’m a man of accuracy is all,”

“Alright cool, I just need to make a quick stop to the mall first.”

“With what money?”

“Rule number one, smart ass, is always have multiple sources of income.”

|~~

I literally have $200 left to my name and that was from a wild ass girls night out. How I managed to come home $200 richer is beyond me, but I try not to question the Lord’s blessings. All I know is that broke or not, I’ll find a sale. And that’s how I found myself picking up everything in sight in this Bath and Body Works store. Anybody that knows me knows that I go crazy for these candles and I’ll be damned if I let daddies pettiness get in the way of my $12 sale.

Meanwhile Andy is over here swiping his card like his life depends on it; something about being a good friend to daddy. Dammit, I wonder if he needs another best friend. And he lives around the corner? I’ll tutor his son Jason in math or something if it means I’ll get spoiled like this.

Ok, so I managed to get away with BBW, Perfumania, and even Pink. Now I’m ready to see how deep those pockets really go as I step into Lane Bryant. I’ve been needing a new set of bras for a minute now and anyone with a big chest knows that they’re where it’s at for any decent bra. But imagine my surprise as I walk in the store and find that they’re promoting a sale of their newest lingerie line to drop. Well if it isn’t my lucky day. I’m running into sale after sale, shit I may just need to meet more of daddy’s friends.

“Andy, I think a surprise gift from here would send your wife over the moon,” I gushed while holding up a purple, mesh two piece set.

I’m thinking if he can get something out of this store run then maybe I wouldn’t have worn out my welcome so to speak. Cause I just spotted a leopard print bra that I CANNOT leave this store without and if I have to kiss some ass and pick out a thing or two for his wife, then so be it.

“I don’t know, purple isn’t really her color,” he hesitated.

“Well, what’s her color?” I urge.

“Hmm, for starters, she’s more into softer palettes. She likes to play it safe,” he says, tracing the outline of a bustier on the rack. “But uhh, I don’t think this is totally appropriate.”

“Andy, I’m a grown ass woman,” I protested. “I’ve found myself in more compromising situations; besides, a lady loves it when her man surprises her from time to time.”

Dammit, this isn’t enough. Andy’s looking less and less convinced by the minute. I mean earlier today, I practically finger fucked his hand back at the diner, he’s been spending money on me without a single ounce of complaint, but he draws the line at lingerie for his wife? No wonder daddy moved away, this town and its people are weird.

“I mean what better way to spice up a relationship right? And even if Laurie doesn’t like it, it’ll open up more doors to figure out what works best for y’all, hmm.”

Ok, so there’s some scratching of the head, I’m getting somewhere, he’s at least considering it. I just need something to tip him over to the edge.

“Sometimes these clothes can seem a little too intense but I promise it’s not so bad once you actually get it on some skin” I surmised. “Tell you what, I’ll even try on a few if you’re up to it?”

Hook, line, and sinker: got his ass. His open posture told me all I needed to know.

“There’s a few things that caught my eyes, surprise surprise,” I laughed. “Just pick out three items and meet me back at the dressing rooms,” I scream out as I make my way to the other end of the store, hoping to hurry the hell up before he comes to his senses.

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Alright so I have three sets of bras, one corset, a teddy, and two pairs of lace panties; ya know, something light to hold me over into the next semester. I just have to make one more pit stop before the register I thought, sashaying into the dressing room. What’s the point in buying them if they don’t fit right?

As I’m preparing to change back into my clothes, a light tap on the door breaks my concentration and for a minute I forgot all about Andy boy out there. I decide to stay topless and open the door wide enough to give him a taste, just in case he’s coming here to give me some holier than thou sob story.

“Andy, did you find anything?”

“Uhh, ye-yeah,” he says attempting to avert his gaze. “I managed to get a few things I think Laurie would really appreciate.”

Thankfully he misses the sly smirk that dangles at the corner of my lips and all but shoves the items into my hand before marching in the other direction. I close the door and slap my hands over my mouth to suppress my laughter; cackling hysterically. Finally managing to have calmed down, I step back and actually take in what it is that he picked out.

First up is a mint green camisole silk set with the boy shorts to match - BORING. Where is this Laurie chick going, to a sleepover? After that, is a royal blue babydoll chemise and honestly, I cant even be mad at it, I’m a little impressed. For once it seems like they actually fuck. And last, but certainly not least, oh I think Andy is fucking with me on this one - its a midnight black two piece lace lingerinie with the garter belt to match; and I may just take this one home with me. No way his wife would actually wear this.

Game recognizes game, he just wants me to try it on cause it’s the only time he’ll ever see a woman dressed in one of these outside of a porn website. And after all the money he spent today, it’s only right that I put on a little show for him.

“Oh Andyyyy, there’s a snake in my boot,” I jested; trying my best to lighten the mood. “Coming to you straight outta Bawston, your newest Fenty line addition, let’s give it up for this silk two pieceeee. Can ya say green is my color?”

The chuckle that escapes him is rich. Honestly I should really get paid for this. I mean the joy that I bring to peoples lives, it’s a skill to be honest.

“Oh wow, you wear that better than the hanger,” he jokes.

“Don’t I? But how do you think Laurie will like it?”

“Oh I think it’s in the bag,” he whispers lowly.

“Alrighty, well let me go ahead and change into item number two,” I winked, walking back into the dressing room.

Now the next one is honestly sexy and a sure fire way to spice up whatever boring sex I’m sure he suffers from at home. For goodness sake, Laurie should thank him everyday he walks through that door without cheating. Considering this next piece falls like a dress, I’m wondering if I should be a little naughty and go commando. It’s not like we’re putting it back on the shelf, I mean if anything I’ll take it home if the wife doesn’t want it.

“Are you ready?” I asked, peeking from behind the door.

“As ready as I’ll ever be.”

“I mean this dress IS a little revealing Mr. Barber, I think it’s only right you step inside for this one.”

He releases a loud puff of air and I can see the war going on behind his eyes; actively fighting mind over body on if he’ll actually go through with this. But I’m so over his morals, I mean come on, we’ve already made it this far. And it’s not like I’ll go blabbering to my father about how I modeled lingerie to his best friend, so he might as well enjoy the show.

“This sale is really driving in the customers and I-I would hate to see you exposed while doing me a favor,” Andy rambles on.

Making his way toward the door in unsure steps, he gets within arm’s length and I drag him in the rest of the way, all too giddy for my own good. Closing the door behind me, I turn to Andy to find him frigid and noticeably uncomfortable; but that’s more so from those naughty thoughts he has swirling around in his head. And I think, why not make this interesting. Twirling around, I give him a complete 360 of the dress, pulling at all the places that would accentuate my curves. I even manage a soft moan or two in between and give a couple poses to really sell the point.

“So? Whaddya think?”

“I think that Laurie is in for a treat.”

Do I see beads of sweat? Ohhh my gosh, I cannot wait until I get ahold of Michelle.

“So item number two is a go?”

“It’s a go,” he mutters.

“The last ones up next, I won’t be long,” I promised.

He nods his head and shuffles his way to the door, only his eagerness has him bumping into the line of clothes I have hung up, each of them tumbling to the floor. He’s quick to mumble out apology after apology and I seize this opportunity to really send this man over the edge.

“Andy, it’s okay, I’ll pick it up. Just go around me, I won’t be long.”

Bending down, I grab each item and there’s a cool chill that reaches my heat, letting me know that I was fully exposed. It isn’t lost on me that the incessant chattering from behind had also stopped. BINGO! Raising up to my full height, I go to shoo Andy out the door, only to get slammed into the wall behind me. Pupils wildly dilated, Andy is hunched over me, heavily panting, as his warm breath fans over my face. There’s something about him that looks so feral and I almost cream at the sight.

“All day, I was confused,” Andy admitted. “Your hand on mine at the diner, the way you’d twinkle your eyes at me in each store, and even going so far as to help me pick out a few clothes for Laurie?”

“Andy, thats -“

“I thought, maybe this chick just comes off flirtatious, but now? Oh there’s no mistaking your intentions now.”

“And what are you going to do about it now that you know I find you sexy?” I challenged.

“I’m gonna give you what you want."

“Right now?” I panicked. “There are other shoppers in here too.”

“Guess you better be quiet then,” he said sliding his hands between my thighs.

Knocking from the other end of the door has my eyeballs bulging out of the sockets. Heart galloping in my chest, the only thing I can hear is its rapid beating. I’m stuck somewhere between answering it and pretending not to be here, but the way the lady is speaking from the other end, it’s safe to say the jig is up.

“Miss, are you okay, I heard a big bang on the other side of the wall,” the store associate chirped.

“YeAHHHH, so-sorry about that, I’m a bit clumsy today.” I responded.

Oh this one likes to play dirty huh. It was at that moment that he decided to push his fingers inside me and it took everything in me not to screech, cause for one I’m still sorta dry. And it’s not like Andy has small digits.

“That’s no problem love, just remember our store is having a BOGO free sale on bralettes for today only.”

Damn does she ever shut up. Ripping pierces my ears as Andy attempts to pull the chemise down to free my nipples. He effectively ruins the material and pops my boob into his mouth without a care.

“Also, you broke it you bought it. Happy shopping!” the sales lady sings as she skips away.

“Ugh bit- yeowww Andy stop,” I whisper yelled to him.

“I’m so sorry baby, I just got a little carried away.”

Popping my nipple back into his mouth, I feel my body start to slacken up if you catch my drift, which allows him to drive his fingers into me with a little more ease.

Andy builds up a nice little momentum. One hand is steadily tweaking my nipples while his mouth slobs on the other. His expert fingers continue to thrust into me, while he drags his thumb across my clit and each time I shiver ever so slightly. My hips begin to roll in rotation at this divine sensation and just as he feels my walls start to squeeze him a little too tightly, he yanks his hands out of me.

“If you think that Im gonna let you cum anywhere but my dick the first time we fuck, then you must be as slow as your pops thinks you are.”

“Okay rude,” I grumbled.

Andy pulls away from me and takes a seat on the mini bench, unbuckling his pants and placing his semi erect dick on full display. And oh my, what a display it is. I swear I almost drool at the sheer beauty of it. The way his precum slowly oozes out of the mushroom tip. The way that his angry, swollen veins strains against his delicate skin. And oh my, how can I resist the way that his dick twitches in anticipation, just begging for some sort of relief. Coming in at least eight inches, I’m ready to risk it all; daddys life long friendship be damned. He motions me forward with his fingers, yanking me toward him, the closer I get, until I’m kneeling before him - doe eyes gleaming with want.

“The only reason I dont have my dick touching the back of your throat right now is because I’m feeling a little eager today,” he boasted. “So get your ass up here and ride me facing the mirror so you can see what a whore looks like when they cum.”

Well shit, that’s if I haven’t come already. Oh boy, do I love my man with a twinge of aggression. Climbing into Andy’s lap, I hover above him and slowly sink myself onto his member until I reach the hilt; feeling the wind knocked out of me as I do so. My back to his chest, I inhale sharply, trying to remember to breathe as this man stretches me out.

“Don’t be shy, you can move,” Andy taunts.

“I just need a minute okay,” I sassed back.

Spitting on his fingers, Andy slaps it onto my clit and I jump up in a bit of painful shock. He does it again and a small shriek makes it way from the back of my throat. Only this time when his fingers land on my clit, he begins to rub them in figure eight motions. It gives me slight relief and I lean my head against his shoulders as I try building the strength to fuck this man; only a harsh grip on my jaw jolts me out of my solace.

“Oh no, none of that,” Andy states while facing my head forward. “You wanna spend my money like a grown woman, then you can get fucked like one too, so ride me NOW,” he enunciated with a firm squeeze to my cheeks.

My trembling hands linger over his thighs as I hold on for balance and start to steadily slide up and down his shaft.

“Oh come on, all that big shit you talked earlier, this is the best you can do?”

“Andy, I’m trying."

His hands speed up on my clit and finally the moisture that I need accumulates enough for me to slide down him with a little more ease. I manage to pick up my pace ever so slightly, blowing out small huffs of air in order not to scream out my delight.

“There you go princess, now you know what it feels like fuck on a real man huh?”

Nodding my head vigorously, he tuts in disapproval.

“No, Y/N I need words”

“Yes, Andy, Yes!” I moan out.

“Go ahead and tell me how I’ve ruined you for any other little college boys.”

“You’ve ru-ruined, ahh God.”

“God’s not here right now Y/N, get it together.”

The juices that I feel slithering down my thighs ought to have me ashamed. I have literally never had this reaction with another man before, and I’ve been with quite a few.

Bouncing on Andy’s dick in earnest, his steady assault on my bud has me seeing stars. And the way he’s insistent on me watching myself in the mirror, clenching my jaw steady while his other hand holds my waist in support? I think I might fall in love. Shit, I couldn’t care less about being loud at this point or the wet noises I’m sure the other patrons can hear. The way my eyes are rolling back, I’m somewhat embarrassed at the faces this man is pulling from me.

“Shhh,” he whispers while kissing along my neck. “Do you really want everyone to know how dumb you get when you’re stuffed full of dick?”

A loud cry makes its way past my lips and the hand that was once holding my face is now clasped tightly over my mouth; which I am SO grateful for as I whimper endlessly into his palms.

Speeding up just a little, I feel myself on the brink of combustion once again and coupled with Andy’s fingers it isn’t long until my body explodes with clear liquid flying in every which way as I ride through the intensity of it all. Coming to a steady stop, I throw my head back on his shoulder, spent as hell and all but positive this baby doll is mine to keep. Realising that Andy didn’t come, I offered to finish him off but he just told me that he’s a patient man and that we should head to the house, where he can properly lay out what’s to he expected over the course of the next couple of days.

“Besides, I usually don’t come until at least twenty two minutes in,” Andy bragged.

“Huh?”

Ok so maybe I didn’t think this spring break through. I’d at the very least like to make it back to the dorms in one piece.

[jmdbjk]

Yo

Psst. It’s me:

Name: Yo mama. Not really. But if I told you, I’d have to kill you. Just kidding. You can call me jmdbjk. Or Ferg. Ferg works too.  

Sign: Aquarius. (sings very off-key: ...it’s the dawning of the age of Aquarius..) Not now though. We are way past the dawn of that age. That was actually back in 1970 or whatever year that song came out ... 1969... so now we may be getting to the late afternoon of Aquarius. Or maybe we’re already in next week of Aquarius...who knows. BUT!! the opening lyric IS: “When the MOON is in the Seventh House” ...so there’s that. 

Time: 6:54 p.m. when I began typing this. Let’s see how long it takes for me to finish. I can be long-winded...

Birfday: February 13. Yes, I share the magic number. 

Favorite band/artist: Duh... but before BTS it was a very eclectic mix. Seventies, 80′s, disco, rock, classic rock, alt rock, country, pop, dance, you name it, I have it. From Aerosmith and Alan Jackson to Yes and ZZ Top. 

Last movie: hmmm... hmmm.   (thinks) ... (looks at my netflix saved list, nothing there)... hmm.. (looks at my Apple tv saved list)... OHH!! it was ISLE OF DOGS!!! damn, that was 3 or 4 years ago. An animated movie set in Japan, follows a boy's odyssey in search of his lost dog. It was pretty good in an artsy fartsy, quirky way. I don’t watch movies often. Obviously once every 4 years or longer. 

Last show: Run BTS Telepathy Pt. 1. Before that it was the episode of Our Blues with Jimin’s song With You. I don’t watch television either. Ever. Except that one episode of Our Blues. 

When you created this blog: I think I created it in August of 2021 so it’s been a year. My first post was Oct. 15, 2021. 

What you post: The pandemonium in my head. Whatever is on my mind. I write as a way to get rid of the excess that’s constantly swirling in my brain. And since last summer, my brain has been obsessed with BTS and Jimin, Jungkook and everything surrounding them. Actually, on the outside, I am very calm. But I love words and I like to write and I have a lot to say to no one in particular. HOWEVER! I am also a very very good listener. 

Other blogs: Long forgotten but also served a similar purpose as an outlet for me to express whatever was going on at the time.

Followers: 479. How on earth? Thank you for visiting my little space I created here! I do appreciate you all. Except you...YOU! you Kookie hater, go away. It’s ok, I blocked you so there, I did you a favor. 

Do you get asks: Yes, some of them are actually asks. 

Average hours of sleep: 6. Can function on 5 hours until late afternoon then its downhill from there. My  eyeballs prefer 8 hours but for some reason the rest of my body/brain says nope, too bad.  

Instruments: of creativity. I use instruments of creativity...pencil, brush, filters, words, fonts, colors, all digital of course.

What I’m wearing: oh, dang, I should have changed clothes before sitting down. I am wearing what I wore to work, a pair of skinny black pants and a dark teal t-shirt. With the appropriate undergarments. Barefooted because I kicked off my black leather platform sandals across the room. 

Dream job: Well, actually, I already worked at a few of my dream jobs... retail advertising was my first job out of college so I was exposed to a lot of upscale fashion and whatnot. It was a mixture of fashion illustration and photography. That was a fun job. Then I worked in creative services at a television station where I produced tv commercials. That was fun too. I won awards at that job. I have also worked for another tv production company and traveled a lot. The traveling was fun. Another dream job was working at the biggest ad agency in my city. It turned out to not be quite as fun as I thought it would. It was a good experience (that’s what we say when we are finally free from toxic workplaces but trying to remain positive). Now I am a graphic designer/art director/digital communications manager/video producing jackoff of all trades at a very large non-profit. 

Dream trip: Seoul. Period. I have traveled a lot. When I was young we lived in Canada, Australia, Singapore. I’ve been to 21 states including Hawaii. Multiple times. I’ve visited Japan and the Bahamas. Lived many years in Texas but now Louisiana is my home.

Favorite song: currently its Daydream by J-Hope. But my playlist for fitness walking is: Outro: Ego, Outro: Wings, Trivia: Just Dance, Daydream, Boy With Luv (feat. Halsey), Run BTS (the song), Dope, Boyz with Fun, Dynamite (queen), War of Hormone (don’t judge me). The beats are very crucial to keep up a fast pace. My “just listening for fun” playlist includes Mic Drop (Steve Aoki remix), My Universe (SUGA’s remix only), Airplane Pt. 2, IDOL, Serendipity, Euphoria, Trivia: Seesaw, Magic Shop, Love Maze, Make It Right, HOME, Mikrokosmos, Cypher 4, Baepsae, Daechwita, Base Line, Bad Decisions, Left and Right and others. 

Sidenote: I saw on twitter where Sungwoon will be going to do his military service on Sept. 5 and I almost started crying at work. He was crying on his V Live and I had to turn it off. I don’t even know what he was saying. So when it is the BTS members time to go I am going to be a hot mess. 

Thanks @onthecuterside for the tag! Now it’s your turn if you haven’t already been tagged: @shellbells-things, @wingzie, @ejassy​

It is now 8:23 p.m.  

And here is a present for everyone...a phone wallpaper I quickly made today because I only had four things going on at once so I had a few minutes to spare and because I needed to see these two every time I picked up my phone to look at my Tumblr notices:

[growwithmeastrology]

This is part two of my Pluto in Aquarius series. Be sure to check out part one if you missed it. So what makes this astrological shift worthy of its own posts? As previously stated, On March 23, 2023, Pluto will move into the sign of Aquarius. Then it will retrograde back into Capricorn on June 11th until January 20th, 2024 where it enters Aquarius again. Only to retrograde yet again back into Capricorn in September 2024 before it stays in Aquarius for good on November 19th, 2024. Lets focus on the positives and negatives of this transit. Pluto is after all, the planet of transformation/death and rebirth. We like to focus on the doom and gloom of the death part but the rebirth part is the point. The positives of Pluto in Aquarius is that it will bring integration and unity within the collective, very much supporting the Saturn in Pisces energy. Community will be highly important as the structures built by this capitalist society start to crumble. You can criticize me all you want and many will disagree but I’ve been saying it for a while. We are here, the dawn of the Age of Aquarius is upon us. The hardest part for all of us in this is the resistance of change. If we allow the tower to crumble, we can build a better world. And believe me, the towers will crumble. Government foundations, financial structures, race and sex discrimination among others will all be hot topics during this transition. You don’t have to take my word for it, just turn on the news. Quite honestly, I’m not a news or TV watcher but we do need to start paying attention. All around the world, there are significant changes occurring that require a watchful eye. If we could only see that if we band together as a community, we can get through this much easier. It’s the only way we’ll be able to rebuild. I will also promise you that if you intend on being a loner during this time, it will all be much harder. Stay tuned for Part 3 of this series where we’ll cover what we can expect after this transitional period. #plutoinaquarius #plutoincapricornretrograde #ageofaquarius #saturninpisces https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp2U4B_glKs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[comparativetarot]

Ten of Cups. Art by Kim Thompson, from Divine Your Dinner.

LOVING FREELY

It’s the dawning of the age of Aquarius, baby! Ditch your restrictive civilian clothes and slip into something more comfortable—a caftan, maybe, or nothing at all. This level of love is freedom, pure and simple. To be accepted, supported, and celebrated by your community and to give all that goodness in return is golden.

Having this energy in your corner is so beautiful…almost as beautiful as this giant po’boy filled with blackened turbot. Okay, the pinnacle of collective love wins, but this giant sandwich is still pretty great. And it can feed your cohorts when they’re tired out from all that naked dancing.

MAGICKAL INGREDIENTS: BLACK PEPPER, CAYENNE, GARLIC, ONION

GIANT BLACKENED TURBOT PO’BOYS MAIN—SERVES 3 TO 4

The best bread for a po’boy is hard to find, because it pretty much only exists in Louisiana. So, what do we do? We PIVOT. Use a fluffy French loaf or a Vietnamese-style baguette—the same kind that’s used for our Giant Banh Mìs. Just don’t use a traditional French baguette! The crust is too thick and chewy.

Serve these sandwiches up with some Zapp’s potato chips and Sazerac cocktails and then, in classic Ten of Cups fashion, laissez les bons temps rouler.

HOT TIP: WHILE WE CALL FOR TURBOT, YOU CAN SWAP OUT FOR SNAPPER, SHRIMP, OR TILAPIA. THIS RECIPE MAKES TWO GIANT SANDWICHES, BUT IT CAN TOTALLY BE CUT IN HALF OR DOUBLED ACCORDING TO YOUR NEEDS.

2 French loaves (14 inches long) 1 tablespoon freshly ground black pepper 1 tablespoon freshly ground white pepper 1 tablespoon cayenne pepper 1 tablespoon garlic powder 1 tablespoon onion powder 1 tablespoon kosher salt 4 turbot fillets (8 ounces each) 3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1 cup mayonnaise Louisiana-style hot sauce (optional), such as Crystal 1 small head iceberg lettuce, shredded 1 large tomato, thinly sliced ¾ cup dill pickle chips

1. Preheat the oven to 450°F.

2. Slice each loaf in half lengthwise and if the bread is very dense, scoop out some of the insides to make room for the filling. Put all 4 bread halves on a baking sheet and toast them in the oven until the edges start to crisp, 2 to 3 minutes. Remove the loaves from the oven and set aside.

3. In a small bowl, combine the black pepper, white pepper, cayenne, garlic powder, onion powder, and salt. Pat the turbot fillets dry and generously season them all over with the spice mixture.

4. Line a plate with paper towels and set down near the stove. In a large cast-iron or heavy-bottomed skillet, heat the oil over medium heat until it shimmers. Working in batches, add the turbot fillets and cook for about 4 minutes per side until blackened. Transfer the turbot to the paper towels as you work.

5. Slather both halves of each toasted loaf with the mayonnaise and add a few dashes of the hot sauce (if using). Add the fish, shredded lettuce, tomato, and pickles to the bottom halves of each loaf. Cover them with the top halves and press down slightly. Slice each sandwich in half or thirds and serve.

[xplrvibes]

I'm sorry. It's been a bit since I actually did one of these, but...I had to. It's like an itch that I just had to scratch, lol.

Behind the cut are my thoughts on episodes 5 and 6 of the so-called season 2: Bower's Mansion and Victoria's Black Swan Inn.

But before you hit that keep reading button: please for the love of all that is good and pure, READ THE DISCLAIMER.

Try to remember that I am just some goof with a blog and a lot of opinions, and I am not the world's foremost expert on all things Sam and Colby. If you don't like what I said, don't lose sleep over it.

Opinions are defined as: "A view or judgment formed about something, not necessarily based on fact or knowledge."

So, I didn’t really talk much about Bower’s Mansion- and that wasn’t for any bad reason, I actually did like the episode- but I do want to take this opportunity to talk about one thing that I just need to get off my chest about Bower’s: The Door.

If I’m allowed one critique about this episode, its that they didn’t even attempt to figure out if the door closing multiple times in a night could be anything other than paranormal. I 100% believe Colby had nothing to do with that door closing the second time (even if the way he moved away from the door right before it closed was a bit...suspicious).  His absolute panic at the jump scare, plus them catching the door closing on camera later in the night really sealed the deal of his innocence for me.  That being said- to me, a door closing three times in one night makes it more likely that it can be ascribed to a creaky old malfunctioning door in a creaky old abandoned house, rather than anything paranormal.  

However, they get eternal brownie points for finally acknowledging that Colby got some shit going on with him, which as you know, has been my mission statement since the dawning of the age of aquarius, and they gave us a ton of sweet sweet cat footage, so...they get an overall 8/10 on that episode from me.

Now, onto this latest episode (Victoria's Black Swan Inn).

This episode was just ok to me.  I don’t know why, but it felt a little...rushed. It almost felt like they left a few key scenes out for some reason.  And I feel, at the end of the day, that maybe there just wasn’t much interesting evidence or paranormal stuff that happened in this episode, and maybe that’s why it felt kind of off, but I did definitely notice it.

Anyway, there were some pro's and some con's. So, I'm going to highlight some of those below. These are in no particular order:

Pro: Sam, Colby and Nate's relationship is top tier. They work really well together and you can just see how much they truly enjoy each other's company- and how many years of history they have between them. I don't think snc gel with anyone quite as smoothly as they do with Nate.

Con: I couldn’t follow along with the story of what supposedly happened in this house.  Maybe I was too tired, or maybe the editing was a little choppy, but...I don’t know.  There was a lady who died somehow (I think they mentioned like 3 different ways this woman could've died?), and a guy named Park Street who killed himself, only maybe he didn’t, only maybe he did?  And somehow they were connected, and then there was some guy named Porkelroy or something? And a dude that died trying to save a horse, but I don't know if he was the Porkelroy guy or someone totally unrelated? I don’t know.  I really don’t know. 

Pro: I don't know why Sam and Colby had to take their shirts off and stand so awkwardly in the corner to scare Nate, but when I tell you I laughed...

I mean, why are they standing like this???!!

This will haunt my nightmares, but in the best of ways. Nate said it best: "I don't know whether to be scared or aroused."

Con: Outside of the Estes Method, which I'll get to in a sec, there really wasn't much in the way of super cool paranormal activity, so I feel like the things thay were happening they were really dialing up to 11. The flashlights were fun, I guess, and I'm happy they remembered that they own a thermal camera, but...I don't know.

I didn't buy that shadow figure thing at all...mostly because I didn't see anything. Like Sam literally pointed the camera in the other direction at first, like wtf lol. And even when they did zoom in...maybe my bad eyesight is catching up to me, but I didn't see shit.

Also...Sam kept saying this is the first time he saw a shadow figure, but he supposedly saw one at the Conjuring and the Bellaire House, so he's on like his third first with that whole thing.

Pro: The Estes Method Sessions were both cool. First of all, did anyone catch Colby rocking along in perfect tandem with Nate while Nate was under? So random, lol.

But second of all- while it was kind of weird to throw Colby in the closet and be yelling questions through the door at him, watching him practically hypnotize himself while he was doing the Estes Method really upped the creep factor. I don't know wtf they were even trying to get out of the lady, cause I couldn't follow that whole story worth a damn, but it was still cool!

Con: This is just a minor thing, but don't be tracking wet shoes and mud all through that old ass house with them old ass floors, boys. Also, the bare feet- wasn't Nate running around barefoot all night? Couldn't those tracks have been him?

Pro: The psychomanteum thing, was very very interesting to me. I didn’t for a second buy that it was paranormal in any way, shape or form, but my god was it fascinating in a psychological way. I loved it, I loved hearing about the state of almost hypnosis that they put themselves in and the things they saw, and I would love to do some kind of deep dive and figure out what some of that says about one's psyche.

Also, Nate is quite the wordsmith lol. "Obsidian wells" sounds like the name of a town on a soap opera. 🤣

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And this is not a pro or a con, but a random observation: There was something really funky happening with Colby in this entire episode. I don't know if he hotboxed beforehand, or what, but he was...off. At a couple different points, he was staring off into space like he was seeing/hearing things the others weren't, he randomly started smelling gunpowder, and he just seemed...drained. Even before the whole psychomanteum/Estes Method thing, he just seemed off. I don't know what that was about, perse, but it was noticeable- at least to me. Anyone else?

Anyway, this one was solid on the interactions between the boys and had some fun moments, but it was kind of filler for me. I'll give it a 6.5/10, and I guess we'll see what's in store for next week!

[vintagesoul1975]

for the big music ask!! ❤️ band: Wings song: "Aquarius" (The Fifth Dimension) album: Everybody Knows This is Nowhere (Neil Young)

Neil!!! Lol

Ok let’s do this

Do I know them? OF COURRRSE 😆

Favorite Song: Let Me Roll It

Least Favorite Song: Junior’s Farm. Like…

Favorite Album: Band On The Run

Least Favorite Album: I have none. Lol

Song That Got Me Into Them: JET!!

Seen Live? NOOOOO 😩

Rate: 10

I absolutely love Aquarius, I love the 5th Dimension. I used to get drunk and sing THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF THE SCORPIO 😂

Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere:

I love the cover because it just seems so organic to me. Like it captures Neil’s personality perfectly

Favorite song: I have 3: Down By The River, Cinnamon Girl, and Cowgirl In The Sand

Least Favorite: Absolutely none lol

Underrated track: Cowgirl in The Sand of course. It’s a great song and people sleep on it constantly. Ugh

Overrated Track: Down By The River 😆

I rate it 10 of course

Thank You my love!!!

[happyheidi]

Hi Hi! just curious how many followers are you at?? i’m genuinely curious ajshsh

More than enough ☺️ I’ve decided to keep that to myself for the time being. I’ve gotten a lot of asks about this actually but idk.. I just don’t feel the need to share it. At least not yet. Maybe another time ;)

I can, however, say that not only do I have a lot of followers; I have the best, cutest, sweetest, caring, most amazing, artistic and creative followers and I’m so proud to have a space where we can all escape the world a little <3

Btw, it’s my fathers 60th birthday today! 🎉 my brother is here and we’re already having a lovely time! Moffe loves this! Always trying to be the main attraction! lol 😅

🎶 This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius ♒️

[kattermesser]

Japanese: ひかり のくす

Romanji: Hikari Nox

Status: Alive

Species: Human/Demon?

Gender: Female

Magic Attribute: Earth

Age: 19

Birthday: 17. February

Zodiac sign: Aquarius

Hight: 160 cm

Blood Type: O

Relatives: Karume Nox (adoptive father)

Julia Nox [Kira] (adoptive mother)

Abilion Nox (adopted brother)

Occupation: Magic Knights

Squad: Golden Dawn

Country: Clover Kingdom

Personality:

Duty-conscious and reliable

Friendly and bubbly

Has good manners

Does not discriminate people according to their social status or circumstances

Calm and collected in dire situations

Attentive to others

Honest and often direct

Creative

Daydreamer

Cooperative and team-oriented

Energetic and enthusiastic

Hardly practical

Often ponders

Impatient

Sensitive

Magic/Abilities:

Earth Magic: Hikari uses this magic attribute to create and manipulate earth.

Immense Magic Power: Due to unknown reasons, she possesses an immense amount of magic power, possible even greater than the Wizard King has. However, her body can't handle/contain that much mana, without wearing enchanted bracelets. After the Elf Arc, she trained using her Magic with only one bracelet on. Hikari was only able to hold on for at least 6 minutes before she lost consciousness. In her demon form, Hikari can fight with a bracelet as long as that form lasts.

Devil-Possessed: She can increase her magic power and control by using her devil's power.

Dual Mana Attribute:  Due to being devil-possessed, Hikari has the ability to use both her own 'Earth Magic' and Somnia's 'Illusion Magic'

Enchanted bracelets: Absorb her Mana.

Physical Strength: 3/5

Magic Amount: 4/5, one bracelet 5/5, no bracelet ?/5

Magic Control: 3/5

Magic Sensing: 4/5

Cleverness: 4/5

Mack up: 5

Trivia:

Hikari: Japanese 'Light'

Unknown origin

Was adopted by Karume

When Hikari was 7 years old, she suddenly became very sick and almost died. At that time, her magic power suddenly increased to an immense level, her body couldn't contain/handle it.

Then she got her enchanted bracelets

After that incident, little horns aped on her head

Somnia said Hikari is the daughter of her and an unknown mage. Whether this is true is still unknown.

Likes: fantasy books and birds

[volfoss]

fiore 💛

hi meet my little jojo oc who is yellow as hell, under the cut bc 1500ish words

Full Name: Fiore D'Onofrio

Pronunciation: FYO-reh Dawn-oh-free-oh

Name Meaning:

First: Flower

Last: Son of Onofrio

Age: 29 (as of 2001)

Date of Birth: February 2nd, 1972

Place of Birth: Chioggia, Italy

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/they

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

Height: 5’8”

Face: Fiore is pretty much always a bit flushed and always smiling. Their eyes are downturned and they have a Roman nose. Their eyes are framed with long eyelashes and they have a few moles on their forehead.

Eyes: Dark purple

Hair: His hair is white (Fiore actually refuses to tell if it’s natural or not) with chunky mint green and pink highlights. It’s a bit wavy with a center part, and a little bit longer than shoulder length. He normally pulls it up in a ponytail when he’s out or at work, and at work, he powders it a bit over the highlights to make it pass dress code.

Makeup: They wear thick black eyeliner that’s normally a bit smudged, bright yellow eyeshadow thats practically touching their eyebrows, and black lipstick. At work, he doesn’t wear any makeup other than a clear lip gloss.

Scars: Fiore has quite a few scars on the back of his hands due to woodworking and is missing his right pinky right below the knuckle due to the saw slipping when he was making his bedframe. He has scars on his chest that if anyone asks are from a bear attack.

Tattoos: He has full sleeves on both arms, which is why he wears long sleeves at work to cover them up. The design is floral and mostly black and white, with some occasional pops of yellow as petals of the sunflowers and coneflowers.

Piercings: Fiore has a silver eyebrow ring on their left eyebrow, which they have to take out for work, and has their ears pierced once.

Casual attire: Fiore normally wears a skin tight warm yellow tank top with a square neckline. The armholes come a bit lower than normal, they show to around his ribs. Over top, he wears a hot pink motorcycle jacket with floral embroidery covering the full back, with flowers such as roses, tulips, and daisies. The embroidery is specifically all in white thread and is outlining the numerous flowers. He wears teal denim shorts that come up a bit above his midthigh, and he normally tucks his tank top into his shorts. He normally wears a pair of tights with flowers embroidered on the knees. As for shoes, he wears a pair of yellow high top converse.

Accessories: Fiore’s arms are normally covered by his motorcycle jacket, but underneath, they’re covered about up to the elbow in jelly bracelets in all kinds of colors, although typically yellow, mint, and pink. They also wear a friendship bracelet on each wrist, one that they match with their best friend and roommate, and one that matches with their boyfriend. He has a handmade beaded flower choker that matches the daisies on the back of his jacket. As for work accessories, they don’t normally wear many other than small studs in their ears.

^ color palette

Work outfit: They wear a soft pink colored long sleeved button up with the top 3 buttons undone and pair that with a cream colored lace shawl to keep them a bit warmer in the cool library. His shirt is tucked into his navy blue slacks to add a bit of professionalism to the outfit. His shoes are light brown chelsea boots, since those are the most comfortable to walk in.

Personality: Fiore is a really friendly person, to the point of being overly helpful almost all of the time. They’re really courteous (especially at work) and good at keeping secrets, which is really helpful for who they’re dating. Fiore is EXTREMELY good at getting distracted way way too often and will have to write stuff down a lot to remember what they need to do. They’re pretty observant, in the way that they’re aware of their boyfriends job but accepts it (doesn’t actively cheer him on but is ok with it).

In terms of asking about things and in general, Fiore is very direct and will not dance around subjects at all. He’s very competitive, especially with cooking, and will work really hard to get better at a recipe until he’s mastered it. Other than being competitive, he’s pretty calm and laid back around other people, and is a relaxing presence in any situation, other than being a bit too extroverted. He shows people he cares about them by showing a lot of interest in what they’re into, and will do a lot of research into it, in order to ask questions about it.

Likes: Fiore has a couple hobbies and can make pretty elaborate lace creations, and is relatively good at woodworking. He’s made pretty much all the furniture in his home (with relatively minimal injury) and really enjoys just working on that. They learned how to make lace through their aunt when they were pretty young and do it as something to do when watching movies or television. Speaking of movies, they adore sci fi movies, specifically futuristic ones.

As for activities, Fiore can and will drag people to go to mazes with him, despite not having the best sense of direction, it’s really fun for him to just go and get a bit lost, and will play any card game with anyone. He also loves researching and often can be found curled up in a chair with a book and mug of hot chocolate in his hands. Specifically, he loves researching random obscure things and loves dropping obscure trivia on people. Fiore collects bronze statues of whatever strikes his fancy, as long as it’s made of bronze, and pop music cassettes.

They don’t draw a ton but enjoy doing it, even if they aren’t great at it. He also really likes walking around his home barefoot as it helps ground him, especially after long days of wearing slightly uncomfortable shoes. As for with a partner, Fiore LOVES public affection and just feeling very wanted all of the time, as well as just being able to do stuff for his boyfriend to make things easier.

Dislikes: Fiore cannot stand clowns, not for any fear related reasons, they just make him feel weird. He doesn’t understand the appeal of playing video games at all, and doesn’t really want to ever give them a shot. He cannot stand tennis, whether it’s watching people play it or having to play it, and hates the mess that scrapbooking leaves behind.

As for clothes, Fiore hates turtlenecks or any shirt that’s too tight around his neck as it makes him feel really choked, but hates any loose clothes in terms of fit. He refuses to fly in planes because of the loud noises that they make, and doesn’t enjoy spontaneous trips, as he likes to plan things out a bit more. He never leaves his windows open when he’s home, as he really worries about his belongings getting ruined, as he has quite a few rare books.

Phobias: Surgery/anesthesia, horses

Habits: Fidgets a bit by moving their arms or snapping their fingers.

Favorite food: Sugoli on either bread or pancakes or bigoli in cassopipa

Favorite movie: Cube (1997)

Backstory: Fiore’s mom and brother moved in with his uncle and aunt when Fiore was only two, so he doesn’t remember any life before living with the two of them. He stayed pretty much glued to his older brother for all of his childhood, as his brother was only 3 years older than him. He was pretty much the life of the party as soon as he hit high school, and ended up getting in trouble with the law a few times. Fiore went to college for a masters in library science and has been working at the library for nearly 10 years. They moved out of their parents house pretty much right when they entered college and moved to Naples to work at the library of their dreams.

Family: Fiore’s family consists of his mom, older brother, and aunt and uncle. With the four of them living in Chioggia, which is seven hours away, they can’t really visit that often. He’ll normally write to them often, but they have a family gathering once a year for Christmas. Fiore is probably closest to his older brother, since he was always there for Fiore when they were growing up together. They don’t get along super well with their aunt and uncle but it’s simply because they’re a bit awkward around him.

Friends: His closest friend is Isabelle, who’s also his roommate. They’ve been friends since they met on their 21st birthday and became close friends. He doesn’t necessarily tell her everything, but she’s his best friend. He’s relatively close with his coworkers, although very much acts different outside of work.

Relationship status: Dating Melone

Pet(s): Ball python that he’s had since he was 22 named Galani, as she reminded him of one of his favorite desserts when he was a kid.

Occupation: Librarian at Biblioteca Statale Oratoriana dei Girolamini

Languages: Venetian, Italian, a bit of English

[vixlenxe]

【ＲＥＰＯＳＴ，　ＤＯＮ＇Ｔ　ＲＥＢＬＯＧ】

{𝓑𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓼}

Name: Tiffanie de Quenderlain Alias: Tiff, Styx, Warrior of Darkness, Shadowbringer, Future Lord of House Quenderlain, Void Bound, Keeper of Diabolos, Hostess of the Void, Bringer of Night & Savior of Etheirys Gender: Female Age: 20(Heavensward)-to-24(Endwalker) Species: Elezen Zodiac: aquarius / aries / cancer / capricorn / gemini / leo / libra / pisces / sagittarius / scorpio / taurus / virgo / unknown Abilities/Talents: Abilities seen in the Reaper, Some access to abilities used by the raid boss Diabolos, increased tanky-ness when Enshrouded

{𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵}

Alignment: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true Religion: The Fury, Halone Sins: envy / greed / gluttony / lust / pride / sloth / wrath Virtues: charity / chastity / diligence / humility / justice / kindness / patience Languages: English, Dragonspeak, (Echo instantly translates all languages for her) Family: Evault de Quenderlain(father), Jesette de Quenderlain(mother), Isabelle ‘Ivy” Quenderlain(older sister) Friends: Scions of the Seventh Dawn & varies other characters found in Final Fantasy XIV Sexual Orientation: heterosexual / bisexual / pansexual / homosexual / demisexual  / asexual / unsure / other Relationship status: single / dating / married / widowed / open relationship / other Libido: sex god / very high / high / average / low / very low / non-existent

{𝓟𝓱𝔂𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵}

Build: twig / bony / slender / average / athletic / curvy / chubby / obese Hair: white / blonde / brunette / red / black / other Eyes: brown / blue / green / black / other(teal)(blood red in enshrouded form) Skin: pale / fair / olive / light brown / brown / very brown / other Height: under 3 foot / 3-4 foot / 4-5 foot / 5-6 foot / 6-7 foot / above 7 foot Weight: under 100 pounds / 100-150 pounds / 150-200 pounds / 200-250 pounds / above 250 pounds Scars?: Varies battle scars across body, large gash in back(filled with void matter) Facial Features?: Pointed ears Tattoos?: N/A

{𝓒𝓱𝓸𝓸𝓼𝓮}

Dogs or Cats? Birds or Hamsters? Snakes or Spiders? Red or Blue? Yellow or Green? Black or White? Coffee or Tea? Ice Cream or Cake? Fruits or Vegetables? Sandwich or Soup? Magic or Melee? Sword or Bow? Summer or Winter? Spring or Autumn? The Past or The Future?

{𝓑𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓼}

Name: Isabelle ‘Ivy’ Quenderlain Alias: Ivy, Azem, Warrior of Light, Hydaelyn’s Chosen, Hero of Eorzea, The Champion of Eorzea, The Warrior of Warriors, The Eikon-slayer, The Liberator, Savior of Etheirys & The All-round Good Egg Gender: Female Age: 20(A Realm Reborn)-to-25(Endwalker) Species: Elezen Zodiac: aquarius / aries / cancer / capricorn / gemini / leo / libra / pisces / sagittarius / scorpio / taurus / virgo / unknown Abilities/Talents: Abilities seen in the Astrologian, Red Mage & Dancer classes

{𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵}

Alignment: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true Religion: The Fury, Halone Sins: envy / greed / gluttony / lust / pride / sloth / wrath Virtues: charity / chastity / diligence / humility / justice / kindness / patience Languages: English(Echo instantly translates all languages for her) Family: Evault de Quenderlain(father), Jesette de Quenderlain(mother), Tiffanie de Quenderlain(younger sister) Friends: Scions of the Seventh Dawn & varies other characters found in Final Fantasy XIV Sexual Orientation: heterosexual / bisexual / pansexual / homosexual / demisexual  / asexual / unsure / other Relationship status: single / dating / married / widowed / open relationship / other Libido: sex god / very high / high / average / low / very low / non-existent

{𝓟𝓱𝔂𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵}

Build: twig / bony / slender / average / athletic / curvy / chubby / obese Hair: white / blonde / brunette / red / black / other Eyes: brown / blue / green / black / other(teal) Skin: pale / fair / olive / light brown / brown / very brown / other Height: under 3 foot / 3-4 foot / 4-5 foot / 5-6 foot / 6-7 foot / above 7 foot Weight: under 100 pounds / 100-150 pounds / 150-200 pounds / 200-250 pounds / above 250 pounds Scars?: Varies scars across body Facial Features?: Pointed ears, pink hair highlights Tattoos?: Two teal colored stars on left cheek

{𝓒𝓱𝓸𝓸𝓼𝓮}

Dogs or Cats? Birds or Hamsters? Snakes or Spiders? Red or Blue? Yellow or Green? Black or White? Coffee or Tea? Ice Cream or Cake? Fruits or Vegetables? Sandwich or Soup? Magic or Melee? Sword or Bow? Summer or Winter? Spring or Autumn? The Past or The Future?

[cobra-creampuff]

Okay, I'm fully basing my age headcanons on when they would have met in school. So I'm going to use an actual astrology birth chart thing to say everyone's signs, and when/how they started school. Why? Because I am so completely not normal about this.

Post: Holy shit, I can't believe how right these all are alsfkjls. I literally didn't redo any of them?? Bill's and Richie's birthdays are canon, and I guessed at Stan's based on canon context, but everyone else I just vibed on. I could have gone on much longer about their traits than I did. Every single one was almost perfect enough that I could've honestly just linked the whole result page alsfjlkls. Astrology... real? Probably not, but you can't say for sure. Anyway it's two in the fucking morning apparently. Good Bye.

Losers listed in ascending order of age (youngest first, eldest last).

Stan

August 10, 1976

Leo sun, Pisces moon, Pisces rising. He's regal, dignified, focused, and loyal. He's willing to be a follower and can superficially relate to anyone. He's intuitive, compassionate, and makes a great "straight man" lmao. He does whatever he thinks is right in the moment and can get easily overwhelmed.

Stan starts preschool at 3 years old and kindergarten at 5. He spends his two preschool years mostly without friends because he is so quiet and so particular about how he plays. The only kids who hang out with him are the ones who are good at side-by-side play because that's really the only community play that Stan tolerates.

He meets Bill and Richie on the first day of kindergarten, and bonds with Bill instantly because Bill seems to pick up on what Stan's doing with his play and comes up with a plan to elevate it (rather than change it). He's not fond of Richie at first because he's loud and rambunctious, but Richie happily elaborates on Bill's support, and often brings his own toys from home which he is happier to share than to have for himself.

Richie

March 7, 1976

Pisces sun, Taurus moon, Capricorn rising. He's empathetic, adaptable, and prone to loneliness. He's expressive, creative, and sensitive. He's strong-willed, habitual, and hedonistic. It's important to him for others to succeed and feel good too. He's conflict averse. Deeply romantic and sentimental. Often he believes the good things in his life are too good to be true, or that he doesn't deserve them.

Richie starts kindergarten when he's 5 and turns 6 halfway through, and bonds immediately with Bill because Bill comfortably lets him talk as much as he wants while taking only the important parts to heart with remarkable skill for a fellow 6 year old. He wants Stan to like him really, really badly because he thinks he's so cool and smart and he likes his hair.

Ben

February 15, 1976

Aquarius sun, Leo moon, Aries rising. He's a futurist and scorns tradition. He's idealistic, passionate, curious, and accepting. He's hard to shock or to lie to, and he himself is very forthright and earnest. He craves attention and praise, but specifically from select few, and he needs to be left alone when he's upset. He can be competitive, sometimes aggressively so, but not with malicious intent.

Ben was born in Arizona, at dawn. He and his family moved around a lot, all over the country. They made it to Derry in 1989 already three quarters through the school year. He made his first friend on the last day of school, as you all know, with Miss Beverly Marsh.

Bill

January 4, 1976

Capricorn sun, Aquarius moon, Libra rising. He's a go-getter and he loves results. He needs to feel useful and he can't stand to ever be doing nothing. He always keeps his word. He has a big ego and has a hard time being objective. Everyone likes him, and he's very persuasive.

Bill starts kindergarten when he's 5 and turns 6 over Christmas break. He's drawn to Richie first because he's eye catching. He isn't upset at being dropped off, unlike many kids. He marches right over to Richie, who is sniffling but trying to be brave, and pulls him so deeply into a conversation about Jonny Quest that Richie doesn't even notice when his parents sneak away.

Mike

November 27, 1975

Sagittarius sun, Virgo moon, Aries rising. He's cheerful and friendly and loves to move, travel, change, and learn. He believes in his loved ones to a fault. He's detail-oriented and methodical. He likes to help and feel needed. He's content with a simple, humble life. He puts too much pressure on himself.

Mike was in preschool before his parents died, and then was homeschooled by his grandpa and some of his employees. There was a lot of folk knowledge included in Mike's early education. He was poorly socialized as a young kid and therefore quite shy and unsure how to manage emotional boundaries.

Bev

June 6, 1975

Gemini sun, Taurus moon, Libra rising. She's endlessly adaptable, and can blend in with or handle whatever she needs to. She can detach herself from a situation or a person easily, and is very hard to read or get close to. She values feeling safe and grounded in her space and relationships. She hates being told what to do, but once she's decided to do something she commits to it completely. She can protect herself and has great instincts. It's tough for her to stay single.

Bev was born and started school in Portland. Her mom and aunt weren't really family close, but they were pretty good friends and hung out. She started kindergarten already 6. She moved to Derry with her dad after her mom died. She and the original four Losers were vaguely aware of each other (aside from her and Bill during the play). Bev avoided making friends because she was grieving, and by the time she was ready it was too late. Until the new kid showed up, of course.

Eddie

September 13, 1974

Virgo sun, Leo moon, Scorpio rising. He's nit-picky and a clean freak (wow, astrocafe, drag him). He's hard-working and competent and loves being knowledgeable. He's embarrassed easily and sensitive, and stand-offish with new people because of that. He's loud and talkative as soon as he's comfortable. He craves attention and praise, but specifically from select few. He wants to oversee and supervise things and make sure everything is going right, especially for his loved ones. He's dramatic and can throw tantrums when offended. He has a huge presence and can be intimidating. He's easy to love and easy to hate, but never easy to ignore.

Eddie didn't start kindergarten until he was 7! In fact, Sonia only enrolled him when she was legally compelled to. He started kindergarten on October 16, 1981, the very last day legal for him to not be in school in the state of Maine (can you believe I did research for this, and by research I mean a 5 second google). He bonds with Stan first because he is very upset at being left at school, and Stan is the only person - adults included - who can get him to calm down. As soon as Stan accomplishes that, Bill and Richie are on him quick as can be trying to make him happy with compliments and toys.

what the fuck is wrong with me lol

[fairwindsandblueskies]

About: Locke

{𝓑𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓼}

Name: Locke Fairwind

Gender: Male

Age: 28

Species: Hyur (Midlander)

Zodiac: aquarius / aries / cancer / capricorn / gemini / leo / libra / pisces / sagittarius / scorpio / taurus / virgo / unknown

Abilities/Talents: Engineering, piloting, and playing the piano/harmonica.

{𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵}

Alignment: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true

Religion: None

Sins: envy / greed / gluttony / lust / pride / sloth / wrath

Virtues: charity / chastity / diligence / humility / justice / kindness / patience

Languages: Common

Family: Deceased, unless you count the members of his crew.

Friends: There are some scattered around but most reside within his crew. 

Sexual Orientation: heterosexual / bisexual / pansexual / homosexual / demisexual  / asexual / unsure / other

Relationship status: single / dating / married / widowed / open relationship / other

Libido: sex god / very high / high / average / low / very low / non-existent

{𝓟𝓱𝔂𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵}

Build: twig / bony / slender / average / athletic / curvy / chubby / obese

Hair: white / blonde / brunette / red / black / other

Eyes: brown / blue / green / black / other - Grey

Skin: pale / fair / olive / light brown / brown / very brown / other

Height: under 3 foot / 3-4 foot / 4-5 foot / 5-6 foot / 6-7 foot / above 7 foot

Weight: under 100 pounds / 100-150 pounds / 150-200 pounds / 200-250 pounds / above 250 pounds

Scars: A few scattered ones across his abdomen and chest. 

Facial Features: Sky blue eyes, if you manage to peek past his glasses. Facial hair across his chin.

Tattoos: None

{𝓒𝓱𝓸𝓸𝓼𝓮}

Dogs or Cats?

Birds or Hamsters?

Snakes or Spiders?

Red or Blue? Come on, seriously?

Yellow or Green?

Black or White?

Coffee or Tea?

Ice Cream or Cake?

Fruits or Vegetables?

Sandwich or Soup?

Magic or Melee? 

Sword or Bow?

Summer or Winter?

Spring or Autumn?

The Past or The Future?

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