#this is. so stupid. and i love it for that /LHJ

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

//very very loud and blood/gore at the end//

“we have come to go exploring :)”

“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUU-“

(made by me 👍)

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This is a real and totally legit leak for HSH vol 2 trust me /j

[linkedin-offficial]

to be fair, i wouldnt buy that someone was doing laundry at 3am either

[jellytheteawolf]

More of my kunqu opera au except it's shadowpeach...

It's actually so over I can't believe fucking gay monkeys have a grip on my brain like this I'm lowkey embarrassed but WHATEVERRRRR

Zoom out + no flower ver

Closeups

Macaque is my bbg I love his stupid ass sm I can't believe this FUCK

Also I think it's so cute that wukong has stage fright like yea ur doing great (hits the gong once) his ass could NOT perform opera but that's okay macaque carries the performance /lhj

[kittynugg]

made possible by @canadianno-gravityfalls' cat!ford design, im making another au!

i am genuinely so fucking happy you taught me how to draw cats thank you so much i am forever in your debt this is the best day of my life

please please check out canadianno's version yes im linking it again its because i want you to look at it so please go look at it

i doubt if i do make this it'll be mainly art i'd rather go for writing but i do have another stupid drawing finished i'll post that if people like this. yes im holding it hostage i hate all of you (/lhj i actually love you guys dw)

but yeah thats uh. a drawing.whatever

*btw edit after posting this he's a maine coon about the size of a medium dog if anyone cares

[kawaiialeisha]

🎶 Won’t you be my neighbour?

Some of the neighbours! I’m hoping to practice drawing them more soon 🌸

And of course… JAX!!!

I love him and his character so much, I will gladly wake up and choose violence with him

Also, my baby moon boy…

he’s just stupid /lhj

✨ CHARACTER OWNERS!

Wally, Julie, Frank and Poppy belong to partycoffin! Jax belongs to @gooseworx!

Mori Moonlet belongs to… well, me! And lastly, Nova Moonlet belongs to @ilovethecolorblue!! 🩵

I love you all so much! Just like Caine mentioned, remember to drink water!! 🩵

[ruru-me]

Can i know what Hertha would be like towards a possible girlfriend/wife? I’m fiening for this woman 😭

(sorry if this is weird or uncomfortable, feel free not to answer!)

Hey anon!

Y'all are so delusional, I'll feed you/lhj

• scary dog privilege 100%, If you somehow have access to outside world (congratulations) she will certainly be by your side acting like a guard Dog.

• You're probably spoiled (when she's in a good mood and you don't act like a brat) her love language is gift giving.

• She loves buying lingerie, it's not like you need decent clothes to stay at home because if you've reached that level she won't let you out of her peripheral vision.

• Sorry guys but she can still be a bit violent physically and psychologically, but the episodes last a lot less than with her victims (you'll probably still need a few stitches, yeah you can't fix her 💔)

• Also she doesn't care if you're a man or AMAB, you're 100% being treated like her wife and God forbid if you don't act like her sweet submissive tradwife or something (yes she doesn't care if you're a 30+ man, you're her sweet wife now)

• She won't let you near the basement or bring you into the shed when she's "working", she's deluded but not stupid, no kind of weapon or thing that can be used as one is within your reach. Much less during moments when her attention is on something else.

• Please cook for her, Hertha skips meals and hardly ever stops to eat properly, she would appreciate some homemade food, bonus point if you try to make some of the typical Brazilian food that her mother used to talk about. She won't leave a crumb on her plate

[versatilefloof]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA it's 2am rnnn why am I on Tumblr

Ok ok ok look so i have two* people I could blame for this but I would not because I am indeed obsessed with gay ships for whatever reason and they just make it WORSE/lhj

Don't we just love yaoi. We love yoai over here

anyways

so I keep dreaming about wubbox and Beemeebeth I dreamed they had a third kid

Don't ask about the first two-

*Looking at you @lun4th3d3m0nw3r3w0lf /jk*

anyways subject change (sort of) lock I'm I'ma ramble

A non Beemeebeth related MSM dream I had was where I was hugging Galvana (I was wubbox. I'm pretty sure? Had to be) and then I genuinely woke up crying (ok. Not CRYING crying. Just teary and sad. ) because I thought it was actually happening. It felt real again but it was indeed my mind. I do miss miss my Canon. kinda wish BBB touched more on it (they probably won't after epic wublins. Knowing them. 👋🫥). Thanks guys time to yap about my stupid ''headcanons" for 20 minutes (not including my au. TFS is not my Canon, it's BASED ON IT, but not the actual thing)

Btw this was actually a first. I never actually had dreamed any memories with kintypes. Just goofy unrelated dreams like cough cough the one where I aprrently had a DAMN CRUSH ON ZARROË (of all people. I fucking hate that guy/hj). All memories until then were like, gutt feelings but yeah I hate crying so like buh

Oh shit sorry memory dumping again *self destructs *

[safety-writes-noms]

I have to know.. what is your opinion on preds who are just plain stupid. But in a slash pos way. Like, theyre sweet, big, and dumb. Think golden retriever boyfriend but make the puppy REALLY big /lhj

Bunos points if theyre mute, very affectionate, protective, and also an enigma to science and all natural laws (i definetly dont have a character of my own like this, nooo this isnt specific at all)

I. Adore. Them.

my god these are some of my fav characters ever in the history of ever!! They’re always so so cute and nice and sweet I just want to hug any character that pops up with that sort of vibe. Especially if they’re super touchy, like they adore it when you hug them or let them curl up around you and take a nice little nap AJSKSJSK

bonus points if they’re practically cryptids like. Yeah you’re an abomination to life in general but you’re also the sweetest thing in existence so you’re totally excused! Oh, you just flattened that poor guy’s Chevy because you didn’t know you couldn’t sit on it? Honest mistake, don’t worry about it I’m sure he didn’t like it anyways. I’ve seen some vids of really big dogs not understanding that they’re really big dogs and trying to cuddle with their owners anyways and I think the same thing would happen. like they just try to flop down on top of you and then send you crashing to the ground under a mountain of love. I rate them 10/10 :3

[darliings]

was looking at the beautiful animations u did again and i just realized that in the gif with kaira ur s/i (i dont know the name, pls give me a rundown / loredump if u want!! plss) blushes even more and its SO cute . i love watching it multiple times just to catch all the little details

THANK YOU IM GLAD YOU ENJOY THEM!! yes, i wanted him to blush more kaira's face got more cocky over it. (i hate fuckboy kaira so much) (no i dont)

ahh for a quick run down, that is frogivable aka froggy! hes one of my three inserts for yw (do i need three? no. but do i have three. yes.) this is his shadowside, non-au design. the reason why he's so drastically different in the other art i did is because its for my au where he's a prince of a cherry blossom kingdom!

^^ this guy above is rather stupid.

he's one of the few inserts who have a child design because i follow the story from yw 1 all the way to 4. here he's like 10 years old. yokai form + human disguise. erm his caretaker is ogama. (which is very important to my brain)

ogama for reference. yes i did borrow his jacket for this. i genuinely thought it would be very sweet if ogama liked to give froggy similar fashion tips/clothes to him 💗he finds his aesthetic very important and wants froggy to be up to date with fashion as well.. yay

erm, lore dump... he's a nepo baby (funny), he's a c rank yo-kai at best (funnier) and he's a crybaby. when he cries, it ends up raining. when he inspirits you. he makes you forgive everyone for everything they do and did ijbol. ignore how... ashy he looks. thats intentional. i wanted to make him frog green but i always turn the saturation up in the art so that greenness disappears wah... froggykaira forever or smth 🥰they make me very ill but i struggle to explain anything with them because it means explaining yokai watch to people. which is like. nearly impossible /lhj

he's super op in the sense that he's a nepo baby with connections with the military and king. but he doesnt' do anything with it. he just has them. and then froggy gets lost easily like a cloud that drifts away.. thats it. sorry this is so messy im sick againn aahh

[sharkycare]

good morning ^o^ (it's literally 2:30...) oh well 🤑 i'm finally gonna clean my room so oh yea 😈(i'll do everything but my homework) anyways ! have a photo of my fav animal :3 cuz they make me happy ^o^

if you dont do your homework.... /lhj but hey atleast youre being productive i love that stupid little animal /aff

[blessedshortcake]

for the emoji thing here are the characters that are eating away at my brain idk if you can send more than one emoji but whatever

espresso 🏳️‍⚧️🧡🗡

rockstar 🏳️‍⚧️🧡🗡

🙏🙏

You can send all you want friend. Sorry for the delay I actually managed to fall asleep xd

Espresso

As much as I love projecting onto Espresso, I don't neccesarily hc him as trans. I hc him as someone who just simply does not care about identity and labels because he never really had time to actually sit down and think of them. He spendt likely most if not all his life fighting to stay alive, research and master his magic so people take him seriously. He is definitely not cis but I think he tells people he is so he doesn't even get the thought to look more into it so he won't get distracted.

I ship him with lots of people but also no one. He is my blorbo he can be whith anyone.

I ship him with Madeleine, Clotted Cream and Eclair but I am down for content of any ships involving him if the trope/situation appeals to my Sane Brain. My OTP is Espresso x Therapy right now (/lhj but he needs more self care skills)

I feel like he can control fire to some extent. Make flames and stuff but nothing crazy. Judging from his attacks he can control anything coffee related so who says he can't just summon a body of boiling coffee and attack people with that? Espresso would make a scary villain.

Rockstar

Gender noncomforming/genderqueer. Go crazy go stupid. Wanna call him literally any pronouns? He'd be happy to see you do it. Gender is a social construct and he is not about to fall for that scam

I only ship Vampire with him and that is Your Fault Entirely Sour

I don't think I have any badass headcanons tho! He is pretty cool already :). Though I feel like he would be the type to stop the entire concert immidiately if someone asked for help or go down and punch anybody who are being creeps/causing issues

[romanticallyghosting]

im doing 18 at the bottom btw!!

13 + 14:

not on main 112 god "eyeroll*/lhj

15:

i don't really have one tbh!! im trying to think but honestly i just watch youtube musical bootlegs all day so uh

16:

Honestly, I'll love you if you take effort and time to remind me that you love me, or even that I'm loveable at all? I'll love you if you are patient with me and don't get annoyed when I get insecure. I'll love you if you're a safe place to go and rest by when the world feels like its spinning too fast for me.

19: i tend to be described as quiet? idk man, people always think i have no friends bc sometimes i need a moment to myself

21: hm, i like how kind i am i think!! specifically on here :)

18:

the keep reading is so you dont need to see my trauma shit if you don't want to!! i talk about being practically being groomed(? i think it could be categorized as that) online and just a weird point in my life. Please don't read if you think it'll be triggering!!

I dont really like talking about this tbh, its not really even that bad though. But basically i was like pretty young, like 11ish i think, and since i was always a good kid, but especially before then, my parents weren't worried about me and the internet bc they thought id have the common sense not to do stuff i wasn't supposed to. However, i was also a curious kid, and so i did stupid shit anyways and met people online.

Most of them were chill and stuff, but one of them was different in a way. I talked the most with him, and eventually, we started dating (even though we both knew that i was like 4-5 years younger, which is weird because when i looked back a few years later i realized that i would NOT date a 10-11-year-old as like a 15 year old for like obvious reasons). He would get drunk, go on about how he loved me, and initiated sexual roleplays with me. It was pretty gross but i didn't realize it until my parent found out and it mad me realize how stupid i was being. He also said things about how he was going to marry me (like publically). I hope he is doing well now though, i know he had a lot of emotional baggage and shit but i hope he's okay.

the real villian of the story though is society and disney for forcing the idea of being desirable for men and relationships down my throat from a young age causing me to think that i should have a boyfriend at that age. this story is also why i don't like talking about my age, where i live, etc. on here because it reminds me without fail of that time where i thought i was in love and shared everything with this dude i didn't know

[belovedism]

PJSK fans shut the fuck up about gay ships for one minute.

You & Rui are so fricken cute together like????

And I'm a big Tsukasa's single not because aroace but because his stupid ass can't balance a relationship while he's still so naiive about his own feelings.

Also. Just because Leo/Need is most popularly only shipped with other leoni members doesn't mean they can't be shipped with other people, same goes for most units.

Inter-unit ships can exist. people can be single. people can be aroace. (i've always seen Mafuyu as Aroace but Queerplatonically involved with other Niigo members).

Also people can be polyamorous OUTSIDE OF THEIR UNIT.

That's all have a lovely day <3

THANK YOU ANON

interunit stuff is soooooo good to me <- (minokana and harushiho #1 advocate (remembers those ships frm mems))

tsukasa needs to go to therapy before he thinks abt romance and stuff dude!!!!! he already weighs way too much of his worth on being a star he needs to work through that because its not fair to anybody who’d get into a relationship with him because he’d weigh his entire worth on how they feel about him!!!!!!! grragh (also nobody wants his ass anyways /lhj)

i also see ena as happily single tbh. like she’d like to have a relationship but it just really isn’t on her mind! shes too busy anyways she just doesnt need one rn. she could have one in the future maybe (after therapy lmao) but thats besides the point!!

also interunit poly ships real…….. me with minokanamizu (used to heavily believe minokanamafu but over time realized that maf is aroace knmf is qpps)

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

on a more fun note, my cat did a very stupid and dumb thing

she was sniffing at some wrapping paper and backed into the snake plushie i got, she of course got startled and yelled like a banshee before running away, sliding on the wood floor and slamming her face into the wall

shes such a dumbass but i love her so very much <3

Heheh. stupid /lhj

[taterswithranch]

Hello!

Reminder that you are loved :3

Question: how did you get your url?

Thank you for the reminder :>

Okok so when I first got Tumblr, I chose this really stupid username that I refuse to share /lhj (if any of y’all remember, congrats hdjsksk). I saw all these really creative and cool usernames, so I decided on a whim that I wanted something silly and simple.

I like tater tots. I like them with ranch. ✨Ta da✨

[dedkirsch]

1 &9 for everyone you want to talk about please ^^

Tee hee :3

Kirsch (my beloved <3333)

1.     Why they are your favourite?

Because my brain saw Zora/Kirsch and decided to hyperfixate. /lhj

but like apart from that. He's just such a fun character! He's a ridiculous idiot and I want to fucking smoosh his cheeks and kiss him and uushshjajssjdja <33

9.     Is their outfit in, or out?

this depends because from an artistic standpoint, OUT OUT OUT OUT I HATE DRAWING THAT STUPID FUCKING ONESIE WHY MUST HE TORTURE ME LIKE THIS 😭😭😭 but apart from that it's pretty cool and he pulls it off really well!!! so it's about 50/50. Hell to draw but MAN he looks so pretty I can't fault him for it too much 😭

Zora (Kirsch’s beloved <33)

1.     Why they are your favourite?

I've always liked him tbh, his attitude is really fun to me and I love how he basically came into the Royal Knight exams, disrespected everyone, proceeded to kick their asses and managed to get in. ITS SO FUN IDK WHY

and of course I can't talk about him without mentioning his boyfriend (zorsch is canon guys it's true they kissed in front of me /hj) who my brain just said "BLORBO"

9.     Is their outfit in, or out?

He's... he's definitely got the "I hate you for making me draw that" factor. I can't draw it that well. And why all the leather????? Man I feel bad for him in summer??? It's also kinda weird because his legs are entirely covered by like, 3 different layers, and then he just has "lol no shoulders" with an ENTIRELY exposed chest and- huh??? /aff he's gonna be sweating on his lower half and fucking freezing on his top half 😭

I gotta say though I like the aesthetic. And how he modelled it after the doll his dad made for him. So it's like... 50/50 as well. Torture to wear but man I can't hate it 😭

Henry (my other beloved <3333)

1.     Why they are your favourite?

FERAL BARKING HES SO CUTE AND PRECIOUS AND I WANT TO GIVE HIM SO MANY HUGS AND SO MUCH LOVE 😭😭 I just!!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HIM?!??!?! He's a lovable little (not really little he's TALL) skrunkly and I want to hug him and brush his hair and GOD JUST LET ME BODY SWAP WITH MERCY FOR A DAY SO I CAN GIVE HIM A HUGGGG😭

9.     Is their outfit in, or out?

In. Gotta respect the pyjama grind. If I could I would also walk around in pyjamas 24/7. He looks cute in them and they're easy to draw. There is nothing wrong with his outfit. (gives him a kiss for having the best outfit score)

Snatcher (beloved #3 <3333)

1.     Why they are your favourite?

HES JUST SO COOL MAN like you're telling me he got fucking murdered by his girlfriend and just became a fucking loveable asshole ghost?!?#*(@(@ Also his neck floof looks so FLUFFY I WANNA BURY MY HEAD IN IT AND UGHHHH <33

He really just said "if I can't live, neither can anyone else" and started stealing souls for his breakfast THATS SO FUCKING?????? i would like his claw in marriage pls

9.     Is their outfit in, or out?

See now this is awkward because he technically doesn't wear anything uhhhhhh lmaoooo he's just a noodle ghost

I did once draw him in a pink princess dress and that was a 100/10 he rocked it

Moonjumper (stupid smug bitch /aff)

1.     Why they are your favourite?

Because he got cut and it pains me to see his potential wasted. Plus its so fun to insert him into fanfics because he's so freaking fun to write! He's essentially a blank slate apart from a few bits of trivia from the beta version of the game and it FASCINATES me. I love researching about him and finding out about what COULD have been if he didnt get cut! Wasted potential to its HIGHEST (possibly even more than my boo Kirsch 😭)

9.     Is their outfit in, or out?

In. I love how he kept his Prince outfit. He looks so cool, especially with the broken monocle and the chains. Which is like a super fun nod to his past (monocle because he studied law, and Subcon Kingdom was likely around when monocles would be in fashion; and chains because he/the Prince died chained to the wall). He rocks it!! It fits so well with the rest of his design, too. He just gives off super weird vibes in a good way and YES