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drumlincountry · 3 months ago

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

#Me Fein #There is a terrifying worldwide shortage of people who know how to identify bramble/blackberry species.#We haven't sorted out dandelions yet #Or nettles #Getting to know your neighbours changes your life #You're no longer alone! Rubis fruitcosus is there.#Plus if you're under 40 you will suddenly be admired and lauded by old ppl who share your hobby and thought no one gave a shit anymore #Botany #Plants #When u write things about botany you can be assured they will be read by weirdos for centuries to come #Or if the text is lost itd loss will be mourned by weirdos for decades to come

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stealingpotatoes · 3 months ago

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happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

#first year i've both remembered and also thought of smt to draw for neil day LOL #neil banging out the tunes #lady normalgirl and her eunuch #my doods #omg two lng posts in a row whats the world coming to lmao #10k #< for posterity this got 10K IN FOUR HOURS ????? the power of neil omg #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k

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golden-letters · 8 months ago

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bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

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imp-imp-im-a-simp · 2 months ago

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Friend: Don't you want to have a romance?

Me: I'm good, I have romance at home.

Romance I have at home:

#asexual #aromantic #aroace #aegosexual #aegoromantic #aegoromantic meme #asexual meme #aromantic meme #aegorose #i found out where am i #never had I thought it'd make me this happy 😭#ao3 #thank you ao3 writers #lgbtq #pride month #ace pride

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inkskinned · 1 month ago

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How come you're all about "feminism" until it's time to protest? We haven't seen you make a single fucking post about the LA riots and it's really disappointing.

Hi friends. This is your reminder not to reply to questions like this. You do not need to self-report your behavior. This is a guilt trip designed to make you violate your own Miranda rights.

Also, they are not riots (Freudian slip, fed?), they're peaceful protests and are a democratic right under the first amendment.

where to find your local protest donate to legal funds my local immigrant support network

be safe out there, i love you.

#i have people i love i am protecting. that will always come before clout lol #i will not be making posts about this yet until i can lol #which is very upsetting for me i promise. we all know i LOVE to expound on a subject.#btw the reason i point out the word ''riot'' here is that in general i have seen that as a MAGA dogwhistle-#they're trying to rebrand the issue as ''violent uprising'' and there's a LOT of reasons why that's a dangerous thought pattern

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clownowo · 2 months ago

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can't wait to see who epic wins the Berdly's affection at the festival

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homunculus-argument · 2 months ago

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No wait, random worldbuilding idea:

A people who have an age-old tradition, that when warriors left home to go to war, their family that remains home prepare funeral goods for them while they wait, sewing them the clothes and preparing the tools and all that they will be buried with - to emotionally prepare them to the hard possibility that the one who left will not return home alive. If the warrior returns, their burial goods are all burned in a bonfire that is lit for the celebration of their return.

And to this modern day, mothers of the culture will tell their children "fine, but let me take your measures for burial clothes before you go" as a way of telling them that something they're about to do is lethally stupid. Sharing stories about just how dramatic their mothers are, someone tells their group of friends that his mother once actually took out a measuring tape to start taking his measures when he said he's leaving home for a work trip.

And another one goes "pfft, yeah. This one time I went to a rock concert and came back home to mom sitting on her sewing machine, fucking making me a funeral coat."

#and then the one not-from-this-culture friend of the group is completely out of the loop and HORRIFIED by the thought of all thid #and nobody will explain them why their mom passive-aggressively making funeral clothes for their living children is hilarious

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hansoeii · 11 months ago

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the honda odyssey, huh?

#poolverine has taken over my every waking thought #they're the defintion of matching each others freak #you can tell my brainrot is bad by the fact that I willing drew a car #and don't get me started on this pose it took me ages to figure out #anything for peak old men yaoi #hope you enjoy the freaky little details I added in here #poolverine #deadclaw #poolverine fanart #deadpool #deadpool fanart #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #fanart #my art #digital art

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faequeentati · 5 months ago

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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

#instacart #instacart shopper #text post #i thought this message was so funny i almost passed out laughing when I got it #this was months ago and it still makes me laugh #cask of amontillado

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razzafrazzle · 1 year ago

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Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

#well its 5 am but i DID IT #sorry i just thought about how bill turns red when hes mad and had a Vision #i actually really love how this came out. maybe i AM a good artist sometimes #doc talks #my art #bill cipher #gravity falls #the book of bill #thisisnotawebsitedotcom #book of bill spoilers #gravity falls spoilers #the axolotl #undescribed

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icewindandboringhorror · 4 months ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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hinamie · 4 months ago

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newest issue of first years fashion just dropped

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #yuji itadori #nobara kugisaki #fushiguro megumi #itafushikugi #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk art #this quickly got away from me #taking hina from 3 days ago who thought 'yeah ill do 3 outfits for each of them what's the harm' and strangling her w my bare hands #original concept fr this was drawing the kids each matching a different outfit w gojo #but i got frustrated by th heights and placement so i said no tall people allowed and scrapped gojo from plans <3 #tbh it wouldnt have been /that/ much better in terms of workload but the 3 drawings it would have saved me isnt nothing #but im just complaining fr nothing atp lmao i love all of these sm i love playing dress up with my tuoys (the jjk first years)#love treating them like mannequins i love coming up w outfits layer those kids UP #nobara especially i have so much fun brainstorming she looks good in everything To Me #i dressed megumi more smart casual than normal bc he's got gojo's credit card info and if i want him in balenciagas gdi he's gna get them #also listen i love megumi we know this but fr the sake of not dressing him in solid colour slacks and sweaters 3 different ways #i gave him the workout fit. it cant b yuuji all the time ok i think we deserve megumi in a compression shirt as a treat #speaking of yuuji good god where do i start #he's definitely stylish but in a 'got dressed in the dark/threw on the first articles of clothing i saw' way and i adore him so much for it #wears things tht make him happy w no regard for how they may or may not look tgt bless his heart #also i drew th skateboard fr posing purposes entirely forgetting my prior hc that yuuji cant skate so i roughed him up fr consistency #th boy just ate concrete but is ready to get back up and try again what a champ #anyway bless this line and shading style i lov u less detailed render i love u sharp swoopy fabric lines #saved me sm time fr #also this is my application fr the mappa jjk marketing team they should hire me and let me dress the chars id be so good i promise #ill even take out the vocaloid and pop culture references i wont infringe on any ip i sweaaarr

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noodles-and-tea · 8 months ago

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Our hextech dream….

#the thing is #I’m so excited for the final act to drop #but I’m also so sad because arcane is such a gem #there is very few pieces of media that is so well done #well written well animated well thought out and cared for #the only shows that come close to this level of quality get CANCELLED #So to be able to enjoy a complete and well crafted story as good as this #bro I feel lucky #sad it’s over but I can’t wait #(it’s also insanely rewatchable so I’m not TOO torn up about if #my art #arcane #arcane league of legends #viktor league of legends #viktor arcane #jayce talis #arcane jayce #jayce league of legends #jayvik

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paintedcrows · 9 months ago

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Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

#Alex Hirsch saying Bill is a secret lowkey fan of Duchess Approves is the funniest thing ever actually #Stan to Bill's face: FAKE FAN. LOSER. POSER #Stan to the internet stranger with aggravating yet thought provoking takes: I think I WILL spend 5 hours on Ao3 gleefully debating this guy #anyway secret identity. enemies to lovers. slow burn 500k- jkjk potential is there tho. don't tell me its not #Theoretically the computer room whitelist shouldn't let Bill contact the outside world but the therapists are thrilled Bill made a 'friend'#Stanford has no idea but is also happy Stanley has a friend. It will be carnage when Stan & Bill find out. Ultimate betrayal truly #gravity falls #GF Fan art #fan art #Stanley Pines #Bill Cipher #Grunkle Stan #Stan Pines #Post canon #ao3 fanficion au ?? I suppose ??#fanart #tbob #the book of bill #artists on tumblr #my art #Comic #gravity falls comic #BillStan Fanfiction Buddies AU

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yaknowlikenyah · 8 months ago

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We need to bring back the bait fish because sometimes it feels like yall can't tell when someone is trolling you

Look at him! He's so cute and he knows that someone posting stupid, brain dead or offensive comments is just trying to get you mad, and you should make fun of them for that.

We as a website need him back in our lives

#nyah #coming from a place of love #i have seen the most well thought out arguments in response to the most low effort trolling out there

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