#tiny robots

[evilhorse]

Hey you—little half-pints—don’t you know you’re tying up the king and queen of this planet

(Buck Rogers 2431 A.D. Sunday strip)

[ayelen0o0o]

Lazy

[truuskn]

he's so cute and sillyyy 😫 my goood, look at him, just look at him!! how do we even have the nerve to pump his life with angst? my dude deserves to be happy 24/7

[nicktoonsunite]

manny discovers something mildly disappointing about jenny

[skeletons-can-draw-too]

I find it funny imagining that you finally get to be intimate with a transformer only for them to pull out a usb cable 😭

[soupdweller]

whoaaa more au art no wayyy

[prettiestplatypus]

Turned on Libera Me From Hell (on loop) and I think I blacked out and some art came out of it, WHO THE SQUEAK DO YOU THINK I AM!? Do the impossible, see the invisible, ROH ROH, FIGHT THE POWER!

[amazingdeadfish]

It's the Spookie Month

[keferon]

The fact that Jazz could think that photochromic lenses are used as a sign of being rude with him because of cybertronian culture. And Jazz complaining to someone just to find out that he need them especially outside in order to see.

Fun fact: Because Prowl have light sensibility, he have above average night vision. The only reason to turn on the light on it's to not spooke other people who are awake at night.

Oh man ahahah

As a mech Prowl is packed with sensors. As a human he has very good hearing + the ability to see better in the dark + he knows what Jazz exactly sounds like.

Jazz has this personal quest of sneaking up on Prowl and he keeps failing MISERABLY. Like by Prowl’s standards he is not fucking stealthy ahahdkjf

Prowl: Jazz

……..

Prowl: Jazz I know you’re here. Again.

Jazz: You can’t hear me you’re wearing headphones!

Prowl, taking off the headphones: I can literally see you

Jazz: HOW? It’s dark as fuck in here. Even I can barely see anything what do you mean you just see me??

Prowl: Uh. Not exactly you. More like dark blurry silhouette that vaguely you-shaped. Also you’re really big. Which is hard not to notice

Some other pilot stumbling in the dark: Why the fuck it’s so dark in here

Jazz: Hey man

The Pilot: WHO’S THERE??????

The most successful attempt would be the moment Jazz decides to try the game of hide and seek with his tiny form. He would hide in some stupid place like under Prowl’s bed and then watch Prowl loosing his mind because Jazz is definitely SOMEWHERE around him but he cannot for the life of him tell where EXACTLY.

[kathaynesart]

Sorry @somerandomdudelmao I could not help myself after your amazing latest update and then my brain went to some silly places.

[mothcpu]

errand

[st-hedge]

*wheezing and heaving* *shoves metal gear solid and nier automata into a blender* *slams the shitass smoothie into pint glass* *hysterically throws it back* i finished the line up. im at peace now

[driftsart]

I found this comic in my computer files, I never finished it though, this is supposed to be how Soundwave found Rumble and Frenzy.

[everwalldigan]

I think we can all agree that Clark “living on a reporters salary” Kent would use 13-in-1 shampoo for all its uses.

The first time Bruce sees it in his apartment he nearly cries

Bruce: Clark. What the fuck is that.

Clark: Aren’t humans so innovative :D? Instead of buying 13 different products for one individual use, they created one product for 13! And I thought kryptonian technology was advanced.

Bruce: Clark- Clark please tell me you haven’t been using this as Gatorade

Clark: it’s actually quite refreshing! I prefer it mixed with a little water, do you want me to make you a glass?

Bruce, fanning himself with a bundle of money: No! I mean, uh, no thank you Clark, I’m. I’m good

[systelon]

「 big nap 」