#tromBONE

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went to band camp for marching band for the first time, and I found out that the marching band staff was trying to get us involved in a ‘pyramid scheme’ and they were trying to kill us. Later I pulled out my trombone and started sniping the staff with it from a hotel window. I shot a couple before I tried to shoot one of the band directors, who kept dodging.

[its-where-the-wild-things-are]

[gifs-of-puppets]

Celebrating 70 Years of the Muppets!

Week Thirty-Six: Dolores the Trombone Player

[thefoilguy]

Trombone Player - Aluminum Foil Sculpture

[boykisser420-waoi]

shout out to marching band kids because they'll ask you for your pronouns, correct, non-deadname, and consent to touch your hands, which is 10/10 behavior love these guys

[guilhernunes]

capybara trombonist

buy a print

painting of a capybara with a bow tie playing the trombone in the forest

[ifirestar14]

Trombone

Here’s a very dumb sketch of Wallace stuck in a trombone. Don’t worry. He’s fine. 😉

[composer-smash-or-pass]

[fictfrenzy]

assigning the "batfam"* instruments bc im bored. sidenote idc if you disagree make your own post ^__^

Alfred: French Horn. idk man i almost gave him saxophone but didnt wanna give bruce french horn. so here we are. hes still more of a piano guy but this isnt abt that

Bruce: Saxophone. i think it still works with him! smooth andd cool. works for me, works for him

Barbara: Euphonium. sorry i fucking love the euphonium, its a great instrument. shout out euphonium players. i think it fits barb because its like, deep and Important when its in a piece. usually. and makes great background!

Dick: Trumpet. hes as loud and annoying as one <3 additionally a piece thats on the rougher/faster lol end of the musical spectrum will feel kinda empty without a trumpet.

Cass: Flute. im a flute player + i love cass. the flute is an instrument that you have to really strain to hear in any given piece, which really matches her thing of just Appearing Out of Nowhere. but if you give the flute a solo, it usually slays rly fucking hard, and cass is the same as a character!

Jason: Tuba. he has the vibe of a tuba player. i dont actually know much about the tuba itself, but like its genuinely a rly cool instrument solo or not. and i think that just matches jason

Steph: Clarinet. matches the flute, but still has its own spotlight (in fact usually the favorite instrument of the 2, like goddamn bitch why are there so many clarinets!!!!). I really like how the clarinet sounds in solos, specially some of the lower notes, and i just ghergjhh. matches the flute. stephcass. youre welcome

Tim: Trombone. hes tiny. trombone big. hes probably the type of player to stand/lean on his case. not only is tim being a trombone player comical, but like, i think it works for him. specially given the genre range of the trombone!

Duke: Oboe. matches flute & clarinet (they are my fav trio eat shit & die!!!!), but also has its own theme— i think its quite versatile in the way that a mix of a trombone & a clarinet would be. duke also just has that vibe man idk

Damian: Triangle. "the triangle is the easiest instrument out there!!" "triangle’s so easy" "the triangle is like for little kids" damian decimates three entire audiences with a triangle solo. bows out. the triangle is NOT easy and i fully believe he’d be given the triangle bc of people underestimating him and surprise, surprise, the triangle's quite difficult!!! but not for dami of course, hes gonna excel at it. duh.

anyways. queue clapping. youre welcome

*not everyone, one day maybe !! but i wrote these on a whim during class & could only cover so many people lmao

[amazingphil]

dan and phil's raging trombones

[brightlotusmoon]

[trekmascing]

Call that a tromboner

[utdr-fun-facts]

Fun Fact: During Undertale's development, there was a bug that caused Sans' trombone sound to play every frame, creating "a hellish noisescape."

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

My modest collection of vintage musicians is humming along.

[the-blackjay]

Fine, I'll post it on tumblr

original here