#unfortunately. he is so Dad to me

[erwinsvow]

Ok i don't know how we feel about daddy kinks here not trying to be in enemy territory (love you)

But hear me out on robby figuring out he has a daddy kink after making fun of guys his age for it.😂 hes like, "It just seems cringe and immature" hes already dating a yonger woman he doesnst need more stereotypes and then you accidentally moan it in her ear while riding him one day, and he was like, "Wait a minute am -am I into this?"

you are so sweet for asking so considerately about it. unfortunately i have evolved past daddy kink and now live full time in dad kink territory which is just as fun (to me). idk something about calling a man dad just really does it for me. don’t even get me started on calling robby or jack dad…. for your sake ill assume you don’t share my passion for dad™️

robby thinks so many things about men who date younger women (including himself when he dated heather because we are NOT excluding that tidbit) but he honestly thinks if both people are mature and ready for the relationship then no one would be wanting to call or be called daddy. he thinks it’s cringey and makes a Totally Normal Guy Like Him look weird for dating younger girls because people are assuming there’s something weird and kinky behind it. of course there’s nothing of the sort officer! nothing weird about praising you and telling you how good and perfect you are for him, for getting a kiss everytime you listen to him, sneaking in subtle ways to praise you even at work even in front of others just so he can appreciate how flustered you get. that is just all Normal Guy Things, has nothing to do with daddy kinks or daddy issues or anything else when he glares at people who even give you two a weird look while walking down the street together. unfortunately you would not subscribe to this belief; better yet you’d try to cover it up and hide it so robby doesn’t think you’re one of these weirdos he’s always muttering about (he is in massive denial). and then one day you’re getting full princess treatment complete with orgasms of a number you cannot remember and limbs like jello but when he tells you you’re gonna get on top and he’s gonna help you, you whine out a small, barely there yes daddy and it’s kind of game over from there. but he’s in denial right so he fucks up into you crazy hard and makes you cum again and again until you say it again (acting so innocent like his devious plan didn’t just work). and then that night after you pass out he’s just like well.. maybe they had a point

[bunnieswithknives]

Dev thinks the Minecraft movie trailer is epic, I think.

He likes nfts and ai art too smh

[deikshen]

More DILF Shen Yuan because I woke up from that mood

Shen Yuan has an ex-wife with whom he gets along well, an older daughter who is already of legal age as geeky as he is, two younger thirteen years old twin sons, and his daughter under ten years old. He is closer to fifty than forty, and apparently a traditional life with a wife and children was what was necessary for him to accept how terribly homosexual he is.

But that's okay, he supposes. Accepting his sexuality, learning to communicate better... Necessary things. His ex-wife is now his friend, his children are well raised with lots of love and patience. Shen Yuan does not consider his divorce a failure, as his brothers accuse him, just another experience. He was not happy in his marriage. Why should he remain in a place where he was not happy?

Then one day, Luo Binghe knocks on his door.

Shen Yuan looks at the haughty man dressed in xianxia robes, a sword on his back, says "fuck not today" and closes the door in his face. Luo Binghe enters anyway. Look, Shen Yuan may enjoy the habit of reading and trashing web novels... That doesn't mean he accepts web novel protagonists ending up at his doorstep! Really!!

Luo Binghe looks shocked to see him, Shizun this, Shizun that. He looks at him as if Shen Yuan in his haughty fifties with gray hair and a tired face had two heads or four arms.

Well, it's Luo Binghe. Shen Yuan knows that he has no chance to fight him. It's not even opposed to the idea of fantasy - age drains one's imagination. If Luo Binghe is there, great, damn, he really is there.

Shen Yuan takes a deep breath, scolds him for breaking his door, tells him that he's really not in the mood for games or riddles. He has to finish correcting some important files which must be delivered no later than tonight. Luo Binghe is invited to stay as long as he keeps that sword away from his children. This week they will be with their mother, but not the following week, and that is his only condition. He's not going to let the kids near that sword.

... Luo Binghe surprisingly accepts it.

In reality, Shen Yuan is concentrating on his work so as not to think that there is a xianxia protagonist inspecting every aspect of his house. By the time he submits the corrections he owes, it's not even dusk yet and Luo Binghe is sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching a historical drama that Shen Yuan sometimes watches with a look of surprise. Shen Yuan explains the plot to him a bit and when it seems that Luo Binghe is more lost than found, he actually asks him what he wants. How did he get there? Why to his house? What does he want?

Luo Binghe looks annoyed that he has to explain - as if Shen Yuan should know beforehand or just agree to Luo Binghe's demands without asking! He explains about opening portals with Xin Mo, a strange world where there was another him, a kind Shizun married to another Luo Binghe. Something about a soul exchange, tracing the soul back to... him. Luo Binghe wants that kind Shizun for himself. He wants what is rightfully his. Why would a Luo Binghe have someone like that in his life, and he wouldn't?

Shen Yuan tries to be open-minded enough. Well, it's not like there's any other explanation. Luo Binghe shows him his claws, his zuiyin, and it's clear that he really is who he says he is. Shen Yuan assumes that a version of him (different? Who came out of the closet before marrying a woman?) transmigrated and took his favorite character as a husband, even if it is from the skin of the scum villain. Well, congratulations to him. Shen Yuan wishes them all the best.

But now there is a very real, very demonic, very traumatized Luo Binghe in his living room, watching a transmigration drama, trying to understand everything. Shen Yuan feels sad for him. He definitely needs kindness, good treatment, better care. These are not things he gets in the harem! Always having to be the provider, the protector, the one who gives his all. Shen Yuan had always been annoyed by that part of the story.

Well, now he can change that, can't he?

He tells him that he is not willing to go with him. He has a very good job as an editor, his children have an arrangement to spend one week at his house and one week at their mother's house, he has a good relationship with his ex-wife. Going to another universe would complicate his life as long as he doesn't do it during his vacation season.

However, Luo Binghe is welcome to stay. Shen Yuan will be kind to him, but if Luo Binghe wants to, he must communicate about it. And he cannot talk about other worlds, demons, harem or emperors when his children are at home. Luo Binghe doesn't quite agree, but he agrees. Shen Yuan promises him that he will take a vacation and go to that world of his to meet him, but it won't be right away. Luo Binghe is a little appeased by that.

And so, a few days later, Shen Yuan picks up his children from his ex's house and tells them: "I've brought a friend to live with us for a while."

He explains to them that he comes from far away, that he doesn't know much about the city or technology, that he speaks strangely and that it can be overwhelming. But he is a good friend, he cooks exquisitely, and he will enjoy spending time with them.

(Luo Binghe would not agree to that last point.)

They are somewhat wary, a wariness that goes away when they enter a house that smells of delicious, unburned home-cooked food. After dinner, they are more willing to accept Luo Binghe into their home and their life. And Luo Binghe does his part well: he behaves pleasantly, speaks casually, does not terrify or intimidate the children, he is a functional adult... As soon as the kids go to their rooms he looks up at Shen Yuan with big puppy eyes waiting for pats on the head for being good.

Sweet Jesus. Shen Yuan is too out of the closet for this. How will he survive this Luo Binghe who just wants to be treated kindly without spoiling him and showering him with all the love he deserves?

[fishfingersandscarves]

painted my uncle marvin :)

[egophiliac]

I have never been more concerned for a JP update from your art than I am seeing a Cheka knowing the context of Leona’s dream.

My bois ok right?????? My sweet nephews ok right??????

well

uhhhh

I'm sure the real one is fine :)

[adustoflove]

No one understands guilt better than a girl with emotionally immature parents

[mamawasatesttube]

god i need to write more fics that at least tangentially get into gender. because i know that timkon are t4t in every fic i write but it doesnt always come up. and god knows its just me peddling my little rowboat alone in the t4t timkon waters. 😭 i gotta... i gotta keep kontributing... the trans tim and nonbinary kon tags, they need me...

[momentomori24]

Based on a theory on tiktok and a little post I made a while ago. I saw this meme and immediately knew how to add some angst for them. Forgive me, Golfgang nation. Happy Valentine's, guys 🙃

[myapathyhaspeaked]

janus: oh please, you’re in your thirties and act like an angsty teen

virgil: well you’re in your thirties and act thrice divorced

[cowboyreid]

spender ...

[unforgivingchorus]

I’ve been deconstructing my ideas of Tim to separate fanon from canon for the purpose of my solo run idea. What do you mean Batman calling him Jason was a canon event. I understand fanon has a basis in canon but I thought that was a development of fanon maybe. Eye is twitching I’m bringing back all of my deconstructed emotional disconnected mentor Batman thoughts

[bunnieswithknives]

The idea of Dale not feeding himself for possibly days on end is terrifying when you consider that might result in him not feeding the actual newborn baby he's in charge of for similar amounts of time.

Dale is absolutely not in charge of feeding Dev. Devs primary caretakers have been au-pairs.

Dales eating disorder is just about the only trauma he's made sure Not to pass on. Even if he denies it he is aware that his eating habits are fucked, he just cant bring himself to do anything about it. If there's one thing Dale always makes sure of its that Dev at least has access to food.

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I do forget a lot of times that I have massive trust issues because I'm lucky enough to be in a place where the authority figures currently in my life are ones who are trustworthy but yeah a childhood full of hearing about majorly failed pastors at every church I went to did kind of fuck up my ability to have confidence in anyone who I look up to

[livwritesstuff]

Hazel posts a carousel on TikTok that switches between selfies of Moe and selfies of herself with these captions edited over them:

Moe: Fortunately i’m the oldest sibling so i never had to wear hand-me-downs

Hazel: Fortunately i’m the youngest sibling and jeans are best on the 500th wear anyways

Moe: Fortunately i’m the oldest sibling so my sisters wouldn’t have their personalities without me

Hazel: Fortunately i’m the youngest sibling so i get to learn from all my sisters' mistakes

Moe: Fortunately i’m the oldest sibling so i have the most baby pictures

Hazel: Fortunately i’m the youngest sibling so our dads only get sad about me growing up

[shiresome]

I love the way you draw lex so bad. do u have any lex headcanons question mark….

THANK YOU THATS SO SWEET!! Yes I have one Lex headcanon: he is my best friend forever and ever

[thethiefandtheairbender]

watching Lego Monkie Kid and the Dragon Prince at the same time is so funny because in LMK when a child (well MK is in his 20s but bear with me) is willing to sacrifice himself to literally save the whole world, literally everyone is yelling at him not to do it, even people who don't know him well. And then you watch The Dragon Prince and meet characters who would tell MK to do a flip while sacrificing himself / are willing to kill babies or let small children die in the name of the greater good and they're like, Main Characters who aren't even necessarily Bad Guys