#unhinged regulus

[startledstoat]

Crimson rivers regulus this only the brave regulus that

Yall wanna know who the real unhinged bastard was

Whatever happened to the young young lovers regulus

That mf was deranged

Maniacal, sinister, clinically insane, volatile, off his fucking rocker

And sexy as fuck

[managone16]

Marauders playing never have I ever part 3: Pandora: Never have I ever...cried over food! *Sirius, James and Barty all drinking* Sirius, to Remus: Don't look at me like that, you will cry when you taste Effie's homemade chocolate cake!. *Regulus also drinking* James: Regulus?! You cried over food before?! Regulus, rolling his eyes: Yeah, a few days ago. James: Why?? Regulus, shrugging: I found out I was pregnant. The whole room: Sirius: You're pregnant?! James: We're having a baby?! Marlene: What the fuck?! Peter: Tell me first when you have the second one. Barty,: Wait, they didn't know? Sirius: YOU TOLD BARTY BEFORE YOU TOLD ME, YOUR BROTHER- James: I'm your husband, Regulus! Regulus, scoffing: Gryffindors.

[yourgalgremlin]

Trans Regulus who has always had a raspy voice, even as a child, that becomes more prominent when he starts T at Hogwarts.

His voice always takes people by surprise because he’s so painfully quiet. The reason why he barely speaks is a tightly held secret between the Black brothers until James earns his trust & he tells him how (even now) Walburga would try to punish his “boyish voice out of him.”

A few days later Regulus receives a frantic owl about his mother’s mysterious “sudden illness” that has taken her voice entirely; leaving her irreversibly mute.

His eyes snap to the Gryffindor table to find James Potter, looking down at his breakfast with an impossibly smug smile.

[wolvesandshine]

Barty: What’s your love language

Evan: Murder

Barty: *kills someone* Do I get a kiss for a job well done?

Evan: *heart eyes*

[rudamaruda520]

Barty: Okay, but sometimes doctors have to amputate the whole leg... that's a lot of meat. Why can't they sell that to people who are curious how that steak would taste like?

Evan: ...

Barty: The amputee could easily profit from this... everyone would be happy.

Evan: Can you finally shut the fuck up?

Barty: The only thing that can shut me up is your throbbing dick balls-deep in my throat.

Regulus: Oh for fuck sake- it's 7am.

[xchasingstarx]

The marauders in the library, trying to work on assignments

James: *asking a incredibly dumb question*

Remus: Are you fucking serious?

James: No, I'm fucking Regulus but that's beside the point

Sirius: *spilling ink all over their parchments*

Sirius: The fuck?!

[kibo-ichiro]

Penelope: *throws a brick at Callisto*

Callisto: *dodges*

Penelope: …

Callisto: …

Callisto: Did you at least kiss the brick before throwing it at me?

[sincerelywhistler]

“who do you belong to?”

If I told you that Regulus’s design was inspired by shaggy old English sheepdogs would you believe me—

[read-repost-repeat]

Part 2

Regulus has noticed how Remus is slowly withdrawing from their relationship. It wasn't that obvious, just small things, like suddenly studying in his dorm room instead of the library, or no longer trying to swap prefect shifts so they could be together.

He wasn't panicking, he wasn't! He was just... worried. Remus was almost done with Hogwarts, so what if he was just trying to gently and slowly let Regulus down since he would start a new life soon?

Regulus refused to lose another person he loved, to let someone else run away.

And what better way than to make sure that Remus would always be connected to him? Always need him?

He felt a tiny bit guilty for swapping the contraception potions his love took each time, or that he started using the mating press whenever possible.

What he didn't care about was dropping once and again how he has never seen a werewolf work at the Ministry. Or actually, anywhere that wasn't Knockturn Alley. And how that was such a dangerous and dark area. Remus started to look hesitant and insecure whenever the topic of the future was discussed.

When the first symptoms showed themselves, Regulus immediately recognized them. Because he was actively looking for them. And he was buzzing with glee on the inside, while carefully rubbing Remus' back once the morning sickness started. Suggesting again and again to go to the hospital wing.

And then, it finally happened. A teary-eyed, shaking Remus stood in front of him, playing with his hands and unable to look at Regulus.

Regulus pulled the older into his arms, softly stroking his hair and whispering how everything would be alright, how they would go through this together, all the while hiding his smile in Remus' shoulder.

He only had to get the traditional Black engagement ring from his mother, because there was no way a future Lord of the most Ancient and Noble House Black would get a bastard.

But that was only a small hurdle now, the most important thing was that now, his beloved would never leave him.

[mitsukiixx]

Marauders incorrect quotes as things my friends have said(part2):

James: I'm facing this new thing called rejection. 

Remus: Aaaw did your tysm-rizzem not work? 

•

Regulus: why would I want pocket lint?

Barty: To fulfill your pocket lint dreams.

•

McGonagall:We are losing our marbles!

Peter: Did we have them to begin with?

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Sirius:Our bodies are 70% water. My body is 72% because I have so much drip.

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Mary to Barty: You are going to be the first gay man in history to make a woman uncomfortable

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James:looks like your foolproof plan couldn't PROOF MY FOOL

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Barty: REGULUS JUST DEEPTHROATED A CHEESE STICK!!

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Marlene: What if we all pitch in and get Sirius a maid costume?

Everyone: YESS

Sirius: I WOULD SLAY IT

Everyone: *cheers* YEESSSSSS!!!

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James to Remus: You are one of those conspiracy therians, aren’t you?

[literarybastard]

i desperately need toxic moonwater but in a hilarious kinda way. i think it'd be so funny if regulus is a lil unhinged and absolutely psychotic.

someone looked at his boyfriend's way a little too long for his liking? HEXED.

someone getting a little bit close?HEXED. why are you hovering over him you filthy mudblood?!? go away!

remus thinks it's adorable (he likes how possessive regulus is), sirius is very disturbed, james thinks it's incredibly fucking hilarious and so does barty and evan who messes with their little friend by being flirty with remus in front of him LMAO. remus always put a stop to it though before it gets to far because he doesn't want anyone to end up in the hospital again 💀

[unhinged-as-hell]

Okay but a bit of a rant here. People have their spaces in a fandom I can accept that, but people on both sides go into the spaces they shouldn't be. I did this before too, I know that, but I learned something called fandom fucking etiquette, for which I have seen an ungodly amount of people(especially in the jily tag) not follow.

At this point, I've felt more hate from this fandom then anything fuckin fun anymore because if you don't ship a popular ship and follow particular headcanons for a character, you can't interact with 90% of this fandom. I have been called homophobic three times because I don't like Jegulus, and it makes me feel like shit.

I'd bet you 100 bucks that someone would call me racist if I said I didn't like the Desi James hc, or fatphobic because I don't like the plus sized Lily hc, despite the fact that I am both Desi and fat. Hell I don't like most of the 'diversity' hcs. Am I gonna be bitchy about it? No, because those hcs aren't the end of the world. I still interact with content with hcs that I don't personally hc. But some people do act like it's the end of the world, and apparently that's my fault.

Now I've noticed this fandom has "Take the characters back from JKR" mentality, hence the diverse hcs, and I will ask you this, you know that's not gonna work, right? You can't take the characters from the person who wrote them. They still belong to her, it doesn't matter if you change everything about them, they still belong to her. She's a bitch and I hate everything she stands for(i am everything she stands against), but it's not doing anything, I have trans and queer friends who recognize it's not doing anything, because they are still her characters, and you can't take them away from her.

Now I mention this because people(people like me) who don't ship ships or hc which are diverse get hate for it, even if we don't support jkr. But we're the same. We are reaching the same destination, which is nowhere. I've said it before, if the fandom ever starts dying down I wouldn't be surprised if she becomes more of a bitch to bring it back.

I genuinely don't feel safe in this fandom anymore and I've seen plenty of people that don't either.

[jamespotterswandonthecouch]

only the brave regulus is the best unhinged regulus ever and nothing can change my mind

like this mf straight up stabbed his man while kissing him, that's just another level of insane

[thegatheringdust]

✩ start carving, darling

regulus/barty/james | explicit | 4k words | threesome, knifeplay, dom/sub

Curious, Regulus lifts the knife to his lips, licking remnants of sauce off the flat of the blade. He drags the motion out, all the way to the sharp point, leaving the metallic surface with a flick of his tongue.

It’s a successful experiment. James’ chest rises with his next inhale, throat bobbing as he swallows. Regulus smiles to himself, bringing the knife back to his tongue.

The appearance of a hand on Regulus’ knee under the table, the pressure a bit too firm, distracts him. He turns to his right, where Barty has been deep in conversation with Lily for the last half hour. He’s not looking at Regulus now, but the grip of his fingers, sure to leave an imprint on Regulus’ delicate skin, makes it very clear: he has seen everything.

[sunfl0w3rmoon]

How I think the Marauders & co would eat Pringles:

James: multiple at once. Just shoves in a whole stack. You can hear the crunching from outer space.

Sirius: does the duck bill thing with them and then eats the 2 chips together

Remus: one chip at a time, completely normal

Peter: licks the dust off first to fully relish the flavor, then eats the bare soggy chip

Lily: a combo of licking dust & eating normal. It depends on how dusty a chip is

Marlene: two at a time, but she will only eat specific flavors. Do not bring the ranch Pringles within 5 feet, or she will Burn Them

Mary: likes to nibble at the edges for a bit then pop the rest in her mouth

Dorcas: will not eat Pringles except the sour cream & onion and cheddar & sour cream, but normally, in one bite

Barty: attempts to fit as many in his mouth as possible before chomping down. His clothing is littered in Pringles crumbs after

Evan: will only eat the barbecue Pringles because all the other flavors are “not worth it” and licks the dust off them until they’re bare then tosses the soggy chip in the trash

Regulus: does not eat Pringles because they freak him out (“how the hell do they make POTATOES all the same shape and concavity?” “They’re processed, Reg.” “EXACTLY!”)

Pandora: nibbles them like a bunny

[coyotelip]

🔞 thinking about ghost barty possessing human regulus so he could feel how it is when evan fucks him. thinking hard.