#utter shitposting

[deliciouskeys]

via @anotherhomelanderblog : #you just know that if butcher hadn't been on temp v and it had actually killed him #that some point later on a frustrated homelander would be having an imaginary conversation with butcher about how this is his fault #where is his enrichment now-- oh yeah he killed him #and it's obviously butcher's fault for disrespecting their scorched earth deal#...feel like i should clarify that last tag is sarcastic before someone misreads it 😂

We don't talk enough about how in S3E6 (herogasm) homelander straight up tried to kill butcher. No more toying with him by saving him from an explosion or kidnapping his wife or showing up at his house or other unconventional forms of torture, just straight up lasered his ass—without knowing he was on temp v, meaning he genuinely thought he was gonna kil him.

[deliciouskeys]

My Homelander stimboard:

[spamtennavil]

[deliciouskeys]

Learn primary and secondary colors with Butchlander. ❤️💛🎨🖌️

The most educational video I'll ever make. There is one inaccuracy, alas: Homelander does not, in fact, speak with a British accent.

[deliciouskeys]

I’m sorry but this is just ‘Homelander learned to make a proper cuppa’. And by learned I mean he saw Butcher make it in his kitchen, then invented his own proper way, ie make it taste as close as possible to tepid breast milk with a faint soupçon of black tea, then made a TikTok about it to share the wealth.

[opera-ghost]

just got a new shirt what do u guys think :)

[deliciouskeys]

An important compilation competition.

[deliciouskeys]

You asked for this, @merry-andrews (not really. You did not ask for stupid gif abuse 😂)

Hint

[sufferingsokkatash]

zukka analysis time. topic: eggs.

i can only assume that the atla writers put this in as a joke, because normally they’re so good at actual foreshadowing. clearly, they wanted to pull the threads together on the sokka and inventor story - to show that the war balloon could be used as a tool for good, to bring two characters on opposing sides together, and redeem the war balloon’s use as purely a weapon of their enemies, etc, etc. but is the (more significant) conclusion of this storyline that…zukka are the two grumpy eggs?

thanks to my photo manipulation skills, the evidence is compelling.

does it also mean that they were boiled eggs once they went to boiling rock?!

closing arguments:

[of-pale]

A meeting at the Vergil's headquarters:

[gigireece16]

a man just called me a pussy on substack for making a joke like i guess you are what you eat 😭😭

[deliciouskeys]

The prank massively backfires once the Boys learn that Vought in fact sends out Homelander whenever a Homelander stripper request is made.

"What else is he good for." -Stan Edgar, CEO.

I feel like the Boys would probably order Butcher a Homelander stripper as a prank

[deliciouskeys]

[danvillecheese]

happy pride month to ferb "im not a brit or a yank" fletcher

[aeriona]

This meme has been done to death and these two characters of mine don’t even interact in-universe, but just I HAD to draw it. T’was revealed to me in a dream.

[deliciouskeys]

@vanshoundd I hope you know we have group discussions of your art

@bisexualhomelander had this crucial insight:

Meowlander full pic