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WHAT IF I FALL FOR FLOYD WHAT THEN HUH
#his unpredictable-ness is oddly attractive 😭#wait...it's making sense now WHAT#IT'S JUST WHEN HE FLUCTUATES HIS VOICE DEPENDING ON HIS MOOD#AND HE ✨ COOKS ✨#i like a man who cooks because i like cooking too bUT WHAT#leaning on the counter beside you while you try chopping for the first time and he's just watching AH#i'm breaking my MIND this is not normal#OR WHEN HE JUST HOLDS YOUR HAND TO ASSIST YOU IN CHOPPING AND HE JUST FOIAWJHNOJEHSDNF BITS YOUR EAR GOODNIGHT#wait no STOP#he can strangle me 😭😭😭 in what way i shall not mention#HE CAN ALSO PLAY INSTRUMENTS AND YOU HAVE THIS ODD TRUST IN HIM DESPITE HIM BEING ECCENTRIC#LIKE LIKE YOU CAN BRING HIM TO GROCERIES AND HE'LL JUST BOREDLY PUSH THE CART BUT WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE FOOD HE CAN JUST#YOU KNOW#POINT OUT THIS AND THAT#I LIKE ME A SMART MAN#blaire stop you're embarrassing#HE. IS. ALSO. GOOD. WITH. CHILDREN#I REPEAT HE CAN BE GENTLE Y'ALL GET AWAY FROM ME#and he's straightforward WHAIUSJHD SUGAR COATING DOES NOT EXIST WITH HIM#how many times have i edited this to add more tags
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i don't know why this picture made me particularly emotional about carlos today, but my mind went directly to you're on your own, kid.
#maybe it's the way the media is potraying him#how sky sports italia is badmouthing him after all those years#while he's just really putting himself into a project he believes in and with a team that believes IN HIM#for the first time in what#5 years??#he was treated so bad and people#call him entitled for that#i was literally in pain consantly looking at how he was being treated in the last two years at least#and now#i just only wish the best for him#the testing gave me the BEST sensation about this year#i think hes gonna be so proud of himself and hes gonna achieve so must#i truly believe that#and i can't wait to see it happen#a fresh new start for him#my babies#carlos sainz jr#carlitos#williams#stuff that makes sense in my head
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I still can’t believe marvel had Steve tell Natasha he could only really see himself with someone with ‘shared life experience’ (5 seconds after they literally kissed) and then had the two of them practically glued together for literal years (in this movie and in every other movie after it), only to not even seem to consider them as a potential couple/love story
#name another example of that whole ‘kissing so we don’t blow our cover’ thing where they don’t get together afterwards#not only did they have over a decade of shared life experience#neither one of them ever got paired up with someone who comes close to that#make it make sense#they were in love idc#marvel’s commitment to halfassing most of their love stories and expecting us to care about them will never not annoy me#like we need relationship development here#they started off so well with pepperony#and it all (mostly) went downhill from there#catws should’ve been a soft launch for romanogers that led to them getting together in aou or another later movie#I mean it felt like one anyway#then iw was all like “they’ve been on the run together for two years and now they won’t leave each others sides#they’re giving off major couple vibes this whole movie#then it seemed like they realized what they did and were like#wait does that mean we left the two alone at the compound for five years#oh no not the *implications*#umm wait I guess Steve abadones her now#like what was that bs#just let them be together#also let’s start a campaign for James Roger’s to join the mcu’s young avengers#just while we’re at it#romanogers#steve rogers#natasha romanoff#captain america#black widow#stevenat#capwidow
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DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN | 1.09
Hey, this is it.
#Daredevil Born Again#Karedevil#Karen Page#Matt Murdock#ddba spoilers#Daredeviledit#Daredevil Spoilers#Not Revolution#GIF set#Mine#SEE they really needed to indicate that what happened to Foggy wasn't just a way to f**k Matt up and make Karen move away.#Maybe spend a minute on paperwork submission shots. An email. A brief text. Have Foggy excitedly brag to Matt and Karen that he has#something to show them tomorrow morning that is going to blow their minds#But no. They just expected that people would hang in there waiting for a point.#I have always loved the mystery solving aspect of this show and so I personally felt very disconnected with everything#for most of this season. So to just bring this up in the last 2 episodes feels a bit late.#But I do love them getting their sleuth on together. And I guess it makes sense if things changed now because Karen's back.#Like her departure paused everything and her arrival back is just as everything hits a new gear.#Matt wasn't meant to work this all out on his own.#I still think it wasn't worth Foggy's life but it's an interesting plot piece.#And I like Matt hyping Karen up at the beginning. Like no duh she's good at finding things - she was a reporter.#Matt should really invest in a coat so he isn't wandering around dressed like Daredevil in places that likely have cameras.#I'd say he could have borrowed one from Frank but... now I'm picturing that conversation and that seems a little farfetched.#Frank has like two outfits I doubt he has a coat he can lend out.#(The new gif limits are crazy FYI. I haven't done much giffing in years so it's so weird not trying to keep everything to less than 3MBs.)
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I can’t be the only member of the unhealthily obsessed with gravity falls as a kid to unhealthily obsessed with malevolent as an adult pipeline
#yes these are some of the sketches that are old but I tricked you cause I did clean them up prior to posting#just so they like. make sense#the problem with these is that now I’m thinking about the implications and I’ve got like a whole au in my head#malevolent#my art#gravity falls#malevolent podcast#Arthur lester#John doe#dipper pines#kayne malevolent#bill cipher#anyway arthur and John circa season 2 get transported into the future and into Oregon and they wander into a shack in the woods with weird#signs looking for medical help because Arthur is once again fucking dying and dipper is like. yellow eyed BITCH oh wait no this is different#fuck what’s wrong with this British man
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“An abnormal heat is occurring within the ceasing remnants of my mind”.
#encore au#im using a combination of the two wiki translations here by the way#my art#project sekai#sorry this makes zero sense if you don’t know what this au is about#so basically they’re all dead (joke)#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#emu otori#rui kamishiro#only nene and tsukasa died guys it’s all good#lowkey kind of hate how rui turned out but i’m proud of the others#you can see the improvement tbh#art#my aus#wonderlands x showtime#this is gonna take forever to upload they’re all a billion megabytes big because of the noise layer on the background#anyway i matched lyrics for this whole song to each of them. and like analyzed it. guys#i could give explain this if i wanted…..#maybe not now though……#this is what i did instead of my not even 3 paragraph long lotf essay due tomorrow for eng 👍#i have not even touched my document since third block#it can wait. encore wxs comes first#polysho#i guess#its doomed polysho if you guys like that#um i tried to keep the red from the original mv somewhere in each of them#tsukasas flower & emus dress strap & nenes nails & the weird thing on ruis shoulder all have the same shade color picked from reis hair#yaaay
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yeah so like i see shin soukoku as like dating romantically involved whatever but they never figure out THATS what theyre doing. your telling me a kid who was practically locked in a cage his entire life and who probably gets all his romance knowledge (if he got any) from the few moments he was able to read in his orphanages library knows how to date? your telling me the kid who grew up in the slums with likely zero knowledge of how romance really works who then proceeded to join the mafia knows how to date?? there is no way they figure out thats whats happening honestly i just think theyd maybe make out after missions after kissing once (and getting embarrassed theyre not that oblivious) and figuring out they liked it, and endlessly pine (with no full knowledge of how to resolve the romantic tension) while maybe going out for food when atsushi gets hungry after they finish a job 😭 basically there just ends up being no concrete label to their relationship, its just partners and thats what they see eachother as yk
#yeah so fully labelling sskk#just isnt my thing yaknow#like#theyre just partners and they kiss and think the other is pretty#and they hold hands and sacrifice their lives for eachother#and idk maybe theres a little intertwining on a different plane of reality#yadda yadda singularities#and theyre like#holy shit wait i just kissed my enemy#😱😱#so what do i do now..#and then they proceed to never actually talk about it#and then they save eachother#and argue#oh god them arguing#bickering#its so important to me yall do not understand#theyll fight in every moment of their lives i swear#and i eat that shit UPPP#okay but dont take this as me thinking they dont fully know what theyre doing#like they know that they aint just rivals anymore#okay yeah#god this better make sense#shin soukoku#sskk#bsd#bungo stray dogs#atsushi nakajima#akutagawa ryuunosuke#blog
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missing old cherik BAD rn gawddamn…










literally THE tragic gay grandpas
guhh i don’t see enough about them 🙁 WHERE’S THE OLD CHERIK APPRECIATION???!!!
#augh this is what cherik look like when they grow old on genosha btw#i keep making sounds before i say anything it’s like they’re actively taking away 1HP from me everytime they do something gay#which is often#HOW MUCH HP DO I HAVE I SHOULD BE DEAD BY NOW#oh wait maybe it regenerates when i eat/sleep…#oh okay that would make sense#but still it’s like i drank poison and now it’s stuck with me forever#i got green bubble particles floating out of me btw trust#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#xmen#professor x#magneto#xmcu#old cherik#wish does not shut up
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LEON
LEON YOUR EYEBALLS
#art#ride kamens#ride kamens spoilers#ride kamens episode 14 spoilers#can't believe i made a joke about it being his eye color AND THEN#i did see his updated sprite before i got to 13 but i didn't even notice it at first...#at least he also got a funky little face marking to go with it#shine on you super shitsuji!!!!#anyway I AM FINALLY CAUGHT UP#on main story anyway i haven't played the tower emblem event yet :')#but man i am loving this game#i was not expecting it to be a full-on mystery! with intrigue!#who is lying! who is telling the truth! who THINKS they're telling the truth but isn't!#punctuated by the most delightful nonsense like the unbreakable magic superhero covenants#where you gotta touch rings in the magical wedding chapel dimension that we teleport to sometimes to talk to our dead dad#(OR IS HE???????)#NO IT'S GREAT (and it does make sense in context i just love it)#still 50/50 on yellow beyblade man secretly being our dad but i can't get into theories now i don't have enough tags#man this really has the essence of what i love about rider ❤️#so far i do think agata is my favorite#but then there's leon...#let me put it this way: i would tell agata a hard truth about himself if i thought he needed to hear it#but there is no amount of money in the world you could pay me to say anything even slightly mean to our sweet leon#LET 👏 HIM 👏 HENSHIN 👏#WAIT SHOOT is it too late to redo my survey answers i need to demand that i be able to put hats on leon
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Suddenly remembered something I wanted to say re:Akechi, because I think it's really core to his character (at least the way I interpreted him?) and I feel like it explains a lot of his contradictions. Essentially, he is incapable of seeing himself as just a person - he's either the greatest hero/detective ever, or he's some violent monster, and it's like there's no in-between. It's very in keeping with his obvious superiority-inferiority complex, but it goes deeper than that too; when he's in a role, it seems like his self-perception kind of changes too depending on how he is perceived by others. He really does get a confidence boost from being the Detective Prince. He really does shut down emotionally as the Black Mask.
They're masks that he's made, and it's not that aspects of them aren't based in truth to some extent, but I think it goes to show why he's not actually that fantastic a liar (imo, I found the outright lies pretty obvious), but he is a very good actor. He's either an angel or a demon, and never a person, but there are conditions to that. He is an angel when he is perfect - to society. He is a demon when he is vengeful - again, to society. He is never a person, because he never was seen as one - to society. He was disregarded. To be anything of value or notoriety, whether that's hero or villain, he has to be wildly more or less than who he actually is, and he's been building these masks up for so long that I really think he lost sight of the actual person behind it all. And I don't think he wanted to see that person anyways, because that person "wasn't good enough" and I do think he'd rather be anything other than himself. That trickery, that deflection from the person within, in itself brings him pride and satisfaction. He wants to be loved and needed instead of being cast aside, but I also think that if he can't have that then he'd much rather be hated than never have mattered at all. He weaponizes his own loneliness - if he can't ever be accepted then he'll build his own pedestal apart from everyone else.
It's so fascinating too, because I just wonder how much of this he was consciously aware of pre, during, and post engine room. There's this recurring thing with him where he goes "I can only be myself" etc but I just want to shake him because, well, who is that, Akechi??? Or, who do you think that is? Do you actually have an answer? Is it predicated on your actual feelings or solely on your success at fooling everyone around you? Is there any part of you that you actually like that isn't based on a painstakingly constructed mask? Isn't it all mostly lies to deflect from the truth? Isn't it all founded mostly on truth, nonetheless?
It drives me insane. And I think this is a big reason why he breaks so hard in the engine room, because so much of his mask requires his "audience" to perform in a particular way. And here he is, and the Thieves have beaten him, so there goes the first mask, because he's no longer "perfect". He swings wildly into the ugliest sides of him, but this mask is broken too, amidst him vehemently and desperately denying that he has any other emotions than hatred and rage, or any other needs or desires than vengeance. And after that, it's just him. And they should reject him, right? That's what happens. He's not useful, he's not needed or perfect, his hands are stained with blood. But the Thieves, again, don't play the role he expects them to. They, despite everything, relate to him - because he is in fact very similar in a lot of ways and they acknowledge him as a person - not a hero, or idol, or villain, or tool, or unwanted child - but as a damaged teen like the rest of them. And he does not know what to do with that. His identity is intrinsically dependent on getting the right reactions from other people as a form of ingratiating himself - if he does not get that reciprocal reaction he's looking for, his act falters, and, I really do believe that so does his self-perception. That's why you see different aspects of him seep out when he's spending time with Joker, because Joker does not react the way he expects, and Akechi both does and does not like this, because it leaves him feeling both intrigued and vulnerable.
I do think this particular aspect of his character is something a lot of the Thieves don't fully grasp - certainly, I think Joker "I need the mask" Persona 5 understands to a degree, but the sheer degree of reliance and the level of pride attached to it is something that confuses him a little, I think, especially in Mementos Mission. I think the thief that comes closest is actually Morgana, who has a similar superiority-inferiority complex and a desperate need to be seen as competent and useful lest he be discarded. (This is a big part of why the rather lackluster writing with Morgana's arc frustrates me so much because I really do feel it was meant to be contrasted with Akechi's, but I digress.) Morgana is the one to make that emotional appeal to Akechi, which makes a degree of sense - Morgana struggled all along with finding a place in the world. His form leads others to underestimate him; he visually doesn't fit in. He's acting out the role of a chivalrous and cool phantom thief but is more pragmatic with how he views relationships, at least at first. He wants a place to belong where he is appreciated more than anything but his pride won't let him spit it out. Accepting that he belongs and that he is loved even if he really did have nothing of value to provide is a big part of the resolution of his arc. He tries to offer that learned lesson to Akechi in turn ("Follow your true feelings. Even if you think people hate you, or don't want you around-"), but Akechi just wasn't in the right space to listen. There's also an important distinction between the two - Morgana envies humans and looks up to them. Akechi envies humans and looks down on them. Morgana is perfectly happy once he is assured a place amongst the group, but Akechi see-saws wildly between wanting to belong and wanting to be a step above the rest and separating himself further. So while Morgana actually really did cut to the core of the issue, his appeal would never have worked at this point because a) Akechi's pride is dependent on him maintaining his solo act, and b) he just got outed as not actually hating Joker in front of seven other people including Joker himself lmao.
So, uh, sorry, Morgana. Points for trying.
#oh no this got long again hfdsjfshbf#anyways i do have more akechi thoughts wrt parallels with other characters but i think i should stop bc i keep talking about him#and it's probably annoying#also i should probably wait to see what he's like in third semester because it seems like he's taking a lead role here#and he's definitely changed so i'm curious to see who he is now#storyrambles#does this even make sense. idk.#what a fascinating character. i can't stand him. i hope he gets lovingly dunked on for the rest of time.#story plays persona 5#p5r#goro akechi#p5 meta#p5 morgana#call me ace detective the way i am ace. and also a detective.#<-i feel the need to clarify on any post involving akechi that this is my standard analysis tag that has nothing to do with him#i am not a kinnie i don't think i could take that
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*note: im only talking abt delivery people, AKA ppl who had nothing to do with making/collecting whatever you ordered. their only job is getting it to your door.
#tipping poll#i ask bc i used to tip a % of the order total for a long time#before I realized. hey. that doesnt actually make any sense does it#the order total doesnt affect the delivery person's job at all#so now I tip based on distance travelled#but im curious if theres a majority leaning (and if so what it is)#polls#wait what were my tags#rollie pollies#my pollies
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sas rh: let eoin survive the fall au » the astronomer philosopher, the earth and the moon
#sas rogue heroes#sasrh:canonau#augustin jordan#eoin mcgonigal#paddy mayne#although it is true paddy orbits eoin like the moon does the earth (moreso after the first jump)#and that everyone knows theyre basically attached at the hip (however you wish to interpret that)#it is *also* true the more the sas wins and advances the more david is requesting paddys presence for important matters#(and *yes* david's quite sure LT mcgonigal can handle waiting outside the tent on his own paddy hes a big boy alright now get in there)#HOWEVER#paddy starts noticing that ACTUALLY eoin is not waiting on his own so much cause theres another fucking lieutenant#who keeps orbiting around almost like moth to flame#and its weird but its no big deal at first - eoin is a social guy anyways so it makes sense even if this ones french ?#(plus paddy keeps his one on one time so no notes there)#BUT#suddenly they're sharing looks and smiles and sort of digs at each other and paddy knows damn well the way eoin is teasing#and apparently frenchie goes along with it adding his own brand of *something* and what the fuck#and then it seems like they have almost inside jokes and sometimes paddy gets out of his stupid briefing#and jordan is walking away all too pleased and eoin is all to calm smiling up at him like he didn't just maybe spent an hour#talking to a fucking french of all people. THIS ONE french of all people.#but then eoin is very good at distracting him and hoarding his attention away from other things#especially when he grabs his arm to drag him to the piano#(and in truth what nags at paddys brain is that he doesn't *hate* this necessarily ?? even if the knowledge picks at his brain)#(it... gets his attention it makes him think and wonder and he gets a little grumpy sure cause thats his eoin BUT#he doesn't hate it necessarily. and *that* should be a problem or something)#anyways back with my all have two hands agenda !!! look how cute they look together !!!
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When playing veilguard I though I sort of liked it while playing, maybe a 6/10. But the longer it's been the more I actively dislike it? I don't even really know why exactly but there was barely anything memorable. It's just fodder to me. No replay value at all. I've put over 300 hours in it trying to make the game different but even without the da keep it's just so limiting. Nothing matters. Looking back on it I'd have to adjust my score to a 3/10. Doesn't help that I find Rook the most insufferable protag I ever had the displeasure of playing as. What a shallow unfunny child. I don't I'll ever play a new bioware game again.
agreed instead of marinating in my brain like a juicy, complexly flavored steak (or tofu) that truly ripens and deepens with time, it has rotted and soured the longer it sits. the artbook showing us what could have been didnt help
#asks#veilguard critical#it reminds me of the last jedi LOL#let me elaborate on that#i watched a video essay once about how TLJ relies on engaging action set pieces#and surprise and twists and nostalgia and just generally#things that provoke an emotional response to have you hooked in the moment#and how all of these occur back to back to back with very little time to rest inbetween#and it keeps you hooked and feels really engaging because youre like omg this!!!! omg that!!!! omg now we are here!!!#and how a lot of jj abrams directing is like that#but anyway#their point in the essay is that you probably had fun in the theatre because you were never given a chance to think#and as soon as you leave you realize why he didnt give you a chance to think#because as soon as you start#nothing makes sense#it all falls apart#the holes are glaring and numerous#anyway#that was my exact experience with veilguard#wish i could find the video essay but i have no clue what it was called#GOT s7-8 are also a good example of this i'd say#in the moment when you watch arya stab the night king you are too busy going:#OH MY GOD!!! ARYA KILLED THE NIGHT KING!?!?!?#to go: wait. why the actual fuck would ARYA kill THE NIGHT KING????#engaging in the moment#falls apart as soon as the shock wears off
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i call this one,, princess and the blobkuna 💀
#wipppp :P#remember when i hand drew the gold foil pattern so i never have to do it again? win. cant wait to add that lol#literally would u still love me if i was a worm (equivalent)#and da answer is yes lol true loves kiss is gonna turn him back to heian form LOLOLOLOL#friendship ended with drawing literally anything else drawing hanbok and my anime husbands is my friend now#i cant believe this is like my third time drawing that crazy ass hairstyle jesus christ y do i do thjs to#myself smejjwkjsajqbajajJjaansk#이 지랄같은 인생#alulu art#sukuna x oc#this legit makes no sense but im obsessed w hanbok & sukuna concurrently so thats just what it has to be 💀
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full on feel like pjo tv s2 is not gonna hold up so they need to drag as much attention to the series as they can by using nico as a sock puppet w tsats2
im fully expecting the show to go the way of the movies. it doesnt help Sea of Monsters is almost unanimously the least favorite book of the first series. People frequently forget it even exists or what happens in it, especially more casual fans.
Heck, just look at how little fanfare the second season has gotten so far as compared to the build up to s1. I wouldn't be surprised if s2 totally flops. It would be a little funny.
#pjo#riordanverse#pjo tv#pjo tv crit#tsats 2#Anonymous#ask#im still sad theyre beating every dead horse in the franchise they can EXCEPT for the graphic novels#the poor graphic novels arent getting advertised AT ALL and the BoO one got cancelled#like. the graphic novels would actually be probably one of the best advertising avenues!#like. hey! you dont need to write a whole new book! just remind people of previous books and give them a way to refresh on it#and given how the first couple of graphic novels were a different artists i could totally see them doing a second version#just to make them all consistent. thatd make sense and be reasonable.#the show has also already kind of trapped itself in a corner in a couple of ways#for one they kind of screwed themselves over failing to plan for the actors. yknow. ageing.#Walker is already taller than like. most of the cast. Percy's gonna be TOWERING over Luke by TLO#i think the main trio is all like almost 16 already? and we're only on s2. its gonna be rough. they didnt think about it. they didnt plan.#also with how theyve been messing with plot and characterization theyre VERY quickly going to start running into hurdles#because they dont seem to understand the more you change earlier on. the less the later stuff will work without also needing change#because. it's dependent on what comes before. so we will very quickly be requiring either MASSIVE canon divergence or a lot of retcon#and retcon in the show is going to be VERY OBVIOUS#though i stand by itll be so funny if they solve too much too quickly in s2 just like the movies and it just ends on#''wait. crap. what are we going to do for s3 now. we solved too much too early. they have nothing to do''
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My Headcanons for Vox 💙📺
(I am totally not obsessed with a flat-screen TV)
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○ First and foremost, this guy has ADHD. It's not severe or anything. He may or nay not take medication for it, but he definitely has it. He will yap for an uncomfortable amount of time if someone lets him, and you cannot tell me he is not constantly, and I mean CONSTANTLY thinking about stuff. He mumbles and does leg bounces, AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE.
○ He treats his sharks like his children. He will go all day hating literally every single person he interacts with, but the second he sees his sharks he gets all soft and starts talking to them like you would talk to a dog or literally any kind of pet. I guarantee he treats them better than any of his employees or literally anyone else he knows. Also, he definitely goes swimming with them sometimes. Now that we know he has gills, that's pretty much been reinforced as a theory.
○ His 1950s mindset comes up every now and then. He's trying to be progressive, but he just cannot escape it. It doesn't help that he was most definitely a rich, American, white man when he was alive. That very much continues to shine through. Whenever he sees men doing usually "feminine" things, his 1950s mindset comes through, and he gets uncomfortable as he tries not to judge them. He's gotten a lot better with that since he met Val, however, for oncious reasons. He also has to make sure nothing possibly offensive whenever he sees a woman in revealing clothing or anything else along those lines, but he's also gotten better at that because of Velvette. He's gotten a lot better, but every now and then, his ideologies from the 1950s will slip out, leading to a lot of disappointed looks from Velvette and Val, which makes him immediately realize he said something wrong. (Also, just as an extra thing, Val and Velvette NEVER let Vox forget just how old he is. Compared to them at least.)
○ Vox. Wore. Glasses. Before. He. Died. This is something I will wholeheartedly believe until I see otherwise. I don't know why, it just makes so much sense. He may not wear glasses anymore either cause he just doesn't want to or cause his TV head makes his vision better somehow. I don't know, but either way, he wore glasses when he was alive.
○ As for the way he died, I personally think he got drunk one night and then was killed in an alleyway due to being alone, drunk, and very obviously rich. I really like the idea of a TV falling on his head (since that would explain the TV head), but I really don't know how that would incorporate into this death of his. :/
○ He worked at a news station when he was alive and would be one of the main faces on the news. TVs were just getting into all American homes during the 1950s, and it just seems so much like him to get involved with this quickly growing business. It would also give a lot of context for how he acts in the show. Acting all arrogant and looking like being in front of the cameras is just second nature to him at this point.
○ He was 31 when he died. I like to imagine he lived from 1925-1956. He's not near middle-aged, but I don't think he's that young either. I don't know. He's definitely not in his 20s. I know that.
○ His favorite drink is whiskey. I don't have a good explanation for that one, it just fits him.
○ He never had kids, and he would divorce his first and only wife before he died. Based on how he acts in the show, I just don't think he's commonly felt romantic feelings for anyone. And other than Valentino, I doubt he's had many strong sexual connections with anyone either. I'm not saying he's aroace or anything, the guy just either doesn't let himself feel anything "romantic" for anyone, or he's just not interested. I'm also fairly sure that this guy is terrified of commitment. There are a lot of reasons as to why this guy at 31, in the 1950s, would be divorced and have no kids of his own by the time he died.
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Anyway, I'm gonna stop this here since this is kinda long, and I should do other stuff. I wanna share more of these, though! I think I'm gonna share what I think his family life was like when he was alive next. That'll be fun. >:]
#also I just wanna say that now that we know he has some aquative features like gills#and aquatic features are connected to envy in the hellaverse#that just makes so much sense for him#I love it so much#anyway I loved doing this#can't wait to share what I think this guy's childhood was like n shit#it's gonna be great >:]#hehehehehehehehehe#hazbin hotel#vox hazbin hotel#vox#headcanon#vox headcanons#my headcanons#headcanons
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