#what the fuck is happening here?????
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teaboot · 2 months ago
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Me, parking lot security: Do you have any ID on you today
Person I just found keying someone’s car: I’m sorry I’m autistic
Me: Cool, me too. So a driver’s license, regional ID, anything…?
Person, now crying: I can’t get in trouble I have an anxiety disorder can I just go I have really bad anxiety
Me: Yeah me too, I feel you. But you see the car’s owner will need information to file for insurance so again if I can get your name
Person: I literally have anxiety so bad I can’t do this
Me: Listen I’m not a cop, I can’t force you to stick around, but if you do wanna help with this and you’re not gonna run then eventually someone will need to know what your name is. Can you take a few deep breaths with me
Person: (crying harder) please I’m literally autistic
Me:
Me: So again I am also autistic
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captainkirkk · 5 months ago
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Honestly wish we could get an episode of House MD from the POV of the rest of the hospital staff. Part of the episode would be very normal, straight forward medicine - and then you see the fellows streaming past the camera screaming MORE MICE BITES or some wild shit as their patient codes for the fourth time that morning. You just know the diagnostic team is infamous in the hospital
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krysmcscience · 11 months ago
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
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Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
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egophiliac · 5 months ago
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I'm still processing 7-13, in the meantime have this super quick thing! of all the things that happened that I didn't expect, one of 'em certainly was a not insignificant subplot revolving around Silver unintentionally committing international mail fraud.
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literarymerritt · 1 year ago
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Thinking about Them 🥺
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nemesis-is-my-middle-name · 4 months ago
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“I’m a boy” “I’m a girl” ok well I’m a friend, Arthur. The best friend you have right now. The only friend you have right now. Relax, take a deep breath, relax. Calm down, friend. I’ll tell you everything you need to know, okay?
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heritageposts · 1 year ago
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iran has the right to defend itself
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dasanye-wet · 5 months ago
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frederikvesti · 27 days ago
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do people not know that the f in rpf also stands for fucking keep that shit on lockdown
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sciderman · 8 months ago
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well - webtoons is over, gang
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electricalhuzzah · 3 months ago
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“and for my next trick, i’m going to rapidly alternate between actual torture, and begging like a dog” said bill after he condescended to the scientist with this gay shit
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vaguely-concerned · 9 months ago
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the more I play the more I think lucanis basically knows it's illario who betrayed him right from the beginning (he's had a year in the ossuary to think. not that many people knew where he was going. when you ask him 'did Illario know you'd be on that ship' his only answer is the hardest flattest 'yes' you ever heard). so it's not so much about figuring out who the traitor is (because that's ludicrous. we all know. immediately. they didn't really bother to hide it lmao) as about methodically closing off every single avenue of denial lucanis has clung to that whole time with as much or little gentleness as you might prefer until he has no choice but to admit it. because the moment he has to admit it, he'll have to do something -- feel something -- about it. and that's such a catastrophic event in lucanis' inner landscape (he has had TWO people in this whole entire world up until now and will do anything to hold on to them with a heartbreaking child-like desperation, even at and especially through the detriment of his own self) that he'd rather just. not. what if we quite simply. didn't. what if we just stayed here in the emptiness where we can both pretend you didn't hurt me in a way I should never forgive. I have so much practice in that with caterina already it's always worked out great for everyone so far. (press x to fucking doubt but that's trauma logic for you lol)
after everything illario did, so much of the storm of lucanis' emotions around it is 'what the FUCK did you get yourself tangled up in this time and how do I get you out of this mess safely'. what's worse: the fact that your brother murdered you, or that he put himself in horrible danger doing so and thus exposed you to the risk of losing him forever. lucanis' heart certainly has an opinion here and it's fucking unhinged (affectionate)
the themes of dissociation in lucanis' character in general makes me feel nuts. allllll these contradictory messy things he needs to cut off from each other because they can't coexist or be easily reconciled inside him. but all remain stubbornly true separately anyway and will have their due one day. love and resentment. tenderness and fear and rage. terror and longing. love and freedom don't coexist. the burned out golden child anthem is playing in the background. he was always caterina's favourite and he has to keep striving to deserve that dubious honour with every breath he takes and then, presumably, mercifully, some day he will die and be excused and can rest. and until now he's suppressed all the -- natural, healthy, protective! -- negative feelings that threaten the few attachment relationships he actually has, at the cost of ever actually having his needs for connection and safety met and leaving his core self imprisoned and compromised. and spite goes 'what. no. that's dumb fuck that' (*spite voice* I do not understand that and even if I did I would not respect it) and does not allow him to fall back into that, which I think is what saves his life, ultimately. it took being possessed by a demon for lucanis to even contemplate telling anyone he loves 'no' in any way, but hey. whatever gets you there right lol
lucanis is dealing with the freeze response allll the way down baby. and he was even before the ossuary, that just turbo powered it and brought it to a breaking point way before it could happen naturally. but something was going to break eventually no matter what, and I'm just glad that in the end, through the power of friendship and also pure spite, it doesn't have to be him
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gunstellations · 1 month ago
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home cook
#PLEASE NOTICE THE PUN IN THE CAPTION#I WORKED HARD FOR IT#ive been watchinghouse for 2 months now. im on season 5. ive been#talking about how theyre so gay for 5 seasons but this. this actually caught my heart. what the fuck...#the whole scene....wilsons fluffy ass hair...what took over their minds to write and film this fucking insane domestic scene#it was so cute...i needed to draw wilson hair but i got lazy in thr middle so you only get dialogue#i never actually thought id draw hilson fanart but here we are#although. is this even ship art. is it really ship art if im just. drawing what directly happened in the show. the only way. the ONLY WAY.#as even SAID BY HOUSE HIMSELF. for them to be more close is to start unzipping#on screen#in this case#like...do they know..do they know gay people are real...#anyway. ive been on this brainrot for a while on the down low but this has been ENOUGH. this is too mych for me to not speak up about#watch the funny medical show they said#he does medical malpractice and is a nasty funny little man whos gay with his best friend#its true!!! but at what!! fucking cost!!! im depressed!!!!!! sad gay asshole has me sad!! hoping for his healing!!! what the fuck!!#where was i....yeah. he wants that cookie so bad#habe you seen the way he smiles when he makes wilson smile like tf tone it down sheesh#house md#cant believe they got me to make fanart. goddammit.#hilson#sighs#gregory house#james wilson#house md spoilers#my art#GGRRRRRR HES SO PATHETIC AND EHECUCHCHSCHCDHCDC
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possiblyawesometmblr · 2 years ago
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i'm allowing myself exactly one (1) moment of pure delusion:
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jon martin jonah. thanks for your time.
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hausdellamorte · 9 months ago
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rook and lucanis make go crazy i swear
rook is the first kind voice he's heard in a year and they're here for him specifically.
lucanis has spite who he thinks has turned him into someone else to escape their prison meanwhile rook has solas actively turning them into someone he needs to escape his prison
lucanis flirted with viago by giving him a knife and the first thing rook grabs for him is a knife... with wyvern nonetheless.
lucanis is trapped in the fade with his past regrets and sorrows and fears keeping him there. rook is trapped in the fade with their past regrets and sorrows and fears keeping them there.
lucanis initially fears he never actually escaped the ossuary. rook struggles with accepting that they actually made it out of solas' prison.
rook pulled lucanis out of his prison. lucanis pulls them out of theirs.
lucanis kills ghilan'nain, mother of monsters. rook kills elgar'nan, god of vengeance.
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cozylittleartblog · 1 year ago
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valentines newsletter ???? ?? HELLO ???????? ?????? ? ????
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