#what the fuck is happening here?????
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Me, parking lot security: Do you have any ID on you today
Person I just found keying someone’s car: I’m sorry I’m autistic
Me: Cool, me too. So a driver’s license, regional ID, anything…?
Person, now crying: I can’t get in trouble I have an anxiety disorder can I just go I have really bad anxiety
Me: Yeah me too, I feel you. But you see the car’s owner will need information to file for insurance so again if I can get your name
Person: I literally have anxiety so bad I can’t do this
Me: Listen I’m not a cop, I can’t force you to stick around, but if you do wanna help with this and you’re not gonna run then eventually someone will need to know what your name is. Can you take a few deep breaths with me
Person: (crying harder) please I’m literally autistic
Me:
Me: So again I am also autistic
#Details changed for privacy reasons#AM I MISSING SOMETHING#IS THERE AN AUTISM BLIND SPOT HERE#WHAT AM I MISSING#I hate when this happens BRUH WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY#BESTIE I ALSO HAVE ANXIETY WHY ARE YOU VANDALIZING CARS#Teablart#This happens so much and I never know what to do#Except calm them down#But what does that even MEAN#“Don’t tell anyone what I did I have ADHD”#???????????#What does having ADHD have to do with other people knowing someone fucked their shit????#HELP
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Honestly wish we could get an episode of House MD from the POV of the rest of the hospital staff. Part of the episode would be very normal, straight forward medicine - and then you see the fellows streaming past the camera screaming MORE MICE BITES or some wild shit as their patient codes for the fourth time that morning. You just know the diagnostic team is infamous in the hospital
#everyone knows theyre always up to something fucking buckwild#and dont even get them started on HOUSE#honestly house could come rollerblading into the hospital with a gun threatening to hold the place up and everyone would just be like#'🙄🙄🙄 here we go again. someone get cuddy or wilson down here'#my posts#wait hold on: episode from the pov of a new intern or doctor who is EXTREMELY confused about what the hell is happening in this hospital#house md
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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I'm still processing 7-13, in the meantime have this super quick thing! of all the things that happened that I didn't expect, one of 'em certainly was a not insignificant subplot revolving around Silver unintentionally committing international mail fraud.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#honestly i wanted this bit to go on forever. every five minutes a new update on the package. a new thing that silver somehow did wrong.#but oh. oh my gracious. that sure was. a chapter huh#and there's still another part coming huh#'oh this will be a short one probably just buildup to part 2' oh past self you foolish FOOL#how am i supposed to wait for monday now#still churning stuff over in my brain right now. god. so much happened.#kinda disappointed it seems like we're not going to get a silver dream after all :(#but they went in such a COMPLETELY different direction than anything i expected that i'm just like. what is HAPPENING#not in a bad way i'm just treading water here! what the heck twst!#can't believe next week is gonna be like#twst: you know what? fuck you *un-tsunos your tarou*#shit fuck goddamn is this why they wanted to get it in before the anniversary#IS THIS WHY TWST#WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO MY BOY TWST#YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO A CHARACTER YOU SELL MERCH OF
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Thinking about Them 🥺
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#xmen#x men#x men 97#roguegambit#x men fanart#rogue#gambit#remy lebeau#anna marie lebeau#HELP i've fallen into roguegambit HELL and i can't get out#and when i say Hell i mean it i'm fucking Suffering over here#i'm so so emo over them just want them to be soft and happy and safe and in love#also have the BIGGEST fattest crush ever on these two god#especially rogue oh my god#THE girl ever that southern accent has bewitched me body and soul#xmen97 you don't want to know what will happen if you don't fucking give them back to me#art#my art#literarymerritt#merritt draws
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“I’m a boy” “I’m a girl” ok well I’m a friend, Arthur. The best friend you have right now. The only friend you have right now. Relax, take a deep breath, relax. Calm down, friend. I’ll tell you everything you need to know, okay?
#the nemesis speaks#malevolent#malevolent podcast#mv liveblog#I’m sure this has been done already but I’ve been thinking abt it since I saw the tma one and haven’t seen anyone else make it yet. so.#going back to the opening lines is so fucking funny btw he is so full of shit#‘I’ll tell you everything you need to know’ says the guy who just got here and has no fucking clue what is happening#‘the only friend you have right now’ YEAH YOU DID JUST MAKE VERY SURE OF THAT DIDN’T YOU.#true gender: obligate bullshitter
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iran has the right to defend itself
#like unironically#i don't want to speculate on what's going to happen but a big fuck you regardless to the western media stooges who are trying#to paint iran as the ''aggressor'' here#like this was just an attack that come out of nowhere
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#Cecil#cecil stedman#cecil stedman invincible#invincible cecil#cecil invincible#invincible#invincible fanart#whoah what the fuck happened to the tagging system#i havent been on this site in like 5 years#lol#donald invincible#donald ferguson#here u go cecilfuckers#ily <3#my art <3
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do people not know that the f in rpf also stands for fucking keep that shit on lockdown
#textposts#or have some fucking shame#i don’t even write rpf but what i do say obviously stays on here and here only#apparently something DID happen but still this is a warning and a precaution
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well - webtoons is over, gang
#sci speaks#if everyone would please just read the blog at it's intended home on tumblr#and please stop getting me to waste my energy on all these other sites that i hate then that would be primo wonderful#tapas and webtoons are actual shitholes. convenient to read sure whatever. but i hate the format anyway#and how they treat their creators.#not to mention the way tapas gamifies their interface so you're like on a fucking gambling site?? like if temu were a webcomic service?#what happened to the internet being a free and fun place for anyone to post anything.#noo. copyright laws because we want to make money we can't just host anything out of the spirit of fun and freedom#what about the money??? what if we risk money??#internet used to be a better place. i hate the earth as it is right now. the internet is like a mine that corporations dug into.#and destroyed. right in front of my eyes.#it used to be a beautiful green pasture with wildlife roaming and now it has been flattened and turned into an ugly shopping mall.#the things i do for you guys who really. really wanted me to archive it somewhere else.#i''m not doing it anymore. it is here until tumblr dies or we all enentually die and all our efforts are lost to the sands of time.#nothing matters in a cosmic sense anyway. enjoy it while it's here.
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“and for my next trick, i’m going to rapidly alternate between actual torture, and begging like a dog” said bill after he condescended to the scientist with this gay shit
#like he was so condescending here. so confident.#then he hits ford with the ‘’can we talk 🥺🥺🥺’’#and then he hits ford with. yknow. the nails.#and various other sufferings listed in tbob#and then he hits up o’sadleys like ‘’i miss my wife 🥺🥺🥺’’#and then and then and then fucking the dimensional taco bell ‘’one sixer please 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺’’#BRUVA WHAT HAPPENED TO ‘’it would be fun to watch you try!!!’’ YOU ARE PATHETIC.#‘’ooooo this scientist cant stop me from doing shit’’ no but he can break your psyche beyond repair#‘’it would be fun to watch you try!!!’’ proceeds to claw at a door like a rabid animal. proceeds to beg like a dog.#billford#unoriginal thought they just are on the mind#bill cipher#ford pines
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the more I play the more I think lucanis basically knows it's illario who betrayed him right from the beginning (he's had a year in the ossuary to think. not that many people knew where he was going. when you ask him 'did Illario know you'd be on that ship' his only answer is the hardest flattest 'yes' you ever heard). so it's not so much about figuring out who the traitor is (because that's ludicrous. we all know. immediately. they didn't really bother to hide it lmao) as about methodically closing off every single avenue of denial lucanis has clung to that whole time with as much or little gentleness as you might prefer until he has no choice but to admit it. because the moment he has to admit it, he'll have to do something -- feel something -- about it. and that's such a catastrophic event in lucanis' inner landscape (he has had TWO people in this whole entire world up until now and will do anything to hold on to them with a heartbreaking child-like desperation, even at and especially through the detriment of his own self) that he'd rather just. not. what if we quite simply. didn't. what if we just stayed here in the emptiness where we can both pretend you didn't hurt me in a way I should never forgive. I have so much practice in that with caterina already it's always worked out great for everyone so far. (press x to fucking doubt but that's trauma logic for you lol)
after everything illario did, so much of the storm of lucanis' emotions around it is 'what the FUCK did you get yourself tangled up in this time and how do I get you out of this mess safely'. what's worse: the fact that your brother murdered you, or that he put himself in horrible danger doing so and thus exposed you to the risk of losing him forever. lucanis' heart certainly has an opinion here and it's fucking unhinged (affectionate)
the themes of dissociation in lucanis' character in general makes me feel nuts. allllll these contradictory messy things he needs to cut off from each other because they can't coexist or be easily reconciled inside him. but all remain stubbornly true separately anyway and will have their due one day. love and resentment. tenderness and fear and rage. terror and longing. love and freedom don't coexist. the burned out golden child anthem is playing in the background. he was always caterina's favourite and he has to keep striving to deserve that dubious honour with every breath he takes and then, presumably, mercifully, some day he will die and be excused and can rest. and until now he's suppressed all the -- natural, healthy, protective! -- negative feelings that threaten the few attachment relationships he actually has, at the cost of ever actually having his needs for connection and safety met and leaving his core self imprisoned and compromised. and spite goes 'what. no. that's dumb fuck that' (*spite voice* I do not understand that and even if I did I would not respect it) and does not allow him to fall back into that, which I think is what saves his life, ultimately. it took being possessed by a demon for lucanis to even contemplate telling anyone he loves 'no' in any way, but hey. whatever gets you there right lol
lucanis is dealing with the freeze response allll the way down baby. and he was even before the ossuary, that just turbo powered it and brought it to a breaking point way before it could happen naturally. but something was going to break eventually no matter what, and I'm just glad that in the end, through the power of friendship and also pure spite, it doesn't have to be him
#I am worried about him all the time. but also: his found family of godslaying maniacs and also the power of love. there are reasons to hope#when there was only one set of footprints in the sand that was the veilguard party holding lucanis in their arms#and going 'excuse you he said no FUCKING pickles!!!' while he's like '🥺should you guys really be -- ' 'YES'#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age meta#there's some messiness to his arc but what mary kirby managed to capture here about how this works. is everything to me#he is so exactly for me. I'm sorry for all the people he turned out not to be for. but not for him being for me#the gift of looking at him and hearing 'you're more than what you're going through' and be forced to annoyedly go 'okay#MAYBE that could be also be true for me. maybe.' he's going through it. and also so much more and the funniest person in the world#he's so worth it to still have in the world!!!!#I'm so glad we don't get to 'fix' his relationship with his family and especially caterina actually#that is stuff that would need to happen on a time scale waaay outside of the one in this game#and there's Something very real in having to go 'this is not for me to decide for you. who you love and what you do about it is yours'
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home cook
#PLEASE NOTICE THE PUN IN THE CAPTION#I WORKED HARD FOR IT#ive been watchinghouse for 2 months now. im on season 5. ive been#talking about how theyre so gay for 5 seasons but this. this actually caught my heart. what the fuck...#the whole scene....wilsons fluffy ass hair...what took over their minds to write and film this fucking insane domestic scene#it was so cute...i needed to draw wilson hair but i got lazy in thr middle so you only get dialogue#i never actually thought id draw hilson fanart but here we are#although. is this even ship art. is it really ship art if im just. drawing what directly happened in the show. the only way. the ONLY WAY.#as even SAID BY HOUSE HIMSELF. for them to be more close is to start unzipping#on screen#in this case#like...do they know..do they know gay people are real...#anyway. ive been on this brainrot for a while on the down low but this has been ENOUGH. this is too mych for me to not speak up about#watch the funny medical show they said#he does medical malpractice and is a nasty funny little man whos gay with his best friend#its true!!! but at what!! fucking cost!!! im depressed!!!!!! sad gay asshole has me sad!! hoping for his healing!!! what the fuck!!#where was i....yeah. he wants that cookie so bad#habe you seen the way he smiles when he makes wilson smile like tf tone it down sheesh#house md#cant believe they got me to make fanart. goddammit.#hilson#sighs#gregory house#james wilson#house md spoilers#my art#GGRRRRRR HES SO PATHETIC AND EHECUCHCHSCHCDHCDC
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i'm allowing myself exactly one (1) moment of pure delusion:
jon martin jonah. thanks for your time.
#i know for a fact that this is DEFINITELY a bait#there's no way that's what it stands for#but in case a miracle happens and this is RIGHT#know that i saw it the second i heard it#also if it's true that's so fucking funny#poor freddie's over here like hey the gay people stuck in my system are having problems#can you do something about that colin#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#the magnus protocol
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rook and lucanis make go crazy i swear
rook is the first kind voice he's heard in a year and they're here for him specifically.
lucanis has spite who he thinks has turned him into someone else to escape their prison meanwhile rook has solas actively turning them into someone he needs to escape his prison
lucanis flirted with viago by giving him a knife and the first thing rook grabs for him is a knife... with wyvern nonetheless.
lucanis is trapped in the fade with his past regrets and sorrows and fears keeping him there. rook is trapped in the fade with their past regrets and sorrows and fears keeping them there.
lucanis initially fears he never actually escaped the ossuary. rook struggles with accepting that they actually made it out of solas' prison.
rook pulled lucanis out of his prison. lucanis pulls them out of theirs.
lucanis kills ghilan'nain, mother of monsters. rook kills elgar'nan, god of vengeance.
#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age the veilguard#lucanis x rook#rookanis#datv spoilers#and yall at mad for them not fucking raw???#yall are mad for his optional romance with neve??? when this is what always happens???#im not implying they're a canon couple that doesn't exist in games like this#im just saying that this romance goes so hard if you commit#notable difference here is that lucanis drinks coffee with spite#and rook delivers solas a knuckle sandwich
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valentines newsletter ???? ?? HELLO ???????? ?????? ? ????
#deltarune#rouxls kaard#queen#queenkaard#art#doodles#comic#dude hes so fucking lonely and desperate oh my god. why is that becoming less and less of a joke#SIR this is a WENDYS#LOSER BOY !!!!!!!! LOSER. i lov you. you are so fucked up and strange and unhinged. what is wrong with you#i need ch3 and 4 right now i need to see if they love and or hate each other. i need to see more of whatever is happening here#yeah queens has personalized pens that have her face on them. what ruler doesn't#anyway#go in there#go in the dark#i mean the box
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