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Y'know what? F#ck you. *Platonics your ships.*
THIS IS ALL PLATONIC.
#ibispaintx#my art#dandys world#dandy's world#dandys world fanart#dandys world fandom#dw fanart#dw fandom#platonic#goob#shrimpo#sprout#cosmo#poppy#scraps#vee#shelly#dandys world goob#dandys world shrimpo#dandys world sprout#dandys world cosmo#dandys world poppy#dandys world scraps#dandys world vee#dandys world shelly#shelly dandys world#I was bored. and quiet frankly tierd of seeing them doing ungodly things to eachother uncensored and untagged 🥰🥰#idrk what to call the “Angryhugs” but platonic thing cause like- I wouldn't call that friends so idk 💀#whatever it is its not dateing#lilac's ramble 💬💭
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reader tripping into the sugar baby scene (totally by accident) and unfortunately landing in the lap of mean, older blue-collar worker Simon—who has no intentions of giving you the lifestyle he thinks you were after, but isn't about to pass up an opportunity to keep fucking you like he was.
#fancy dinner dates to an old diner where the plastic seats are peeling and yellow-brown foam spills out#tells you to order whatever you want - he can afford it#gifts from the gas stations souvenir aisle#they never have your name so he just picks up one that starts your letter and scratches off the others before carving it himself#its sweet you suppose#you hand him a bill and tell him you'd like him to pay it and he spreads his legs and says get to work#so you do#but he actually meant literally :/#because how is HE supposed to pay for that?#(he will though; just don't ask how he got the money)#bluecollar man gets a wife#or something
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Me: oh cool! a canon aroace spectrum character that is well fleshed out. I never see rep of someone with the same sexuality as me. I hope the fandom appreciates this queer representation.
The fandom: *one of the most shipped characters* ArOaCe PeOpLe StIlL dAtE!!1!
Me: ...
#QUIT IT WITH THE AROACE ERASURE#YOU ARE NOT AROACE YOU HAVE NO SAY#THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU#FUCK YOU#yes this is about#thunderbolts#yelena belova#I love normalized homophobia in fandom spaces /sarcasm#Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou#You people have literally everything#Let us have this#Off the top of my head I can name only 3 canonically aroace characters#And one is from h*zbin h*tell so it doesn't count#But all I ever hear from allos is that ArOaCe people still date so it's fine#NO ITS NOT#Let me watch a movie and find someone like me#Let me enjoy their character without the shipping#Let me appreciate who they are and who they were made to be#Yes this is anti bobelena#Yes this is also anti katelena#Both are erasure#aromantic#asexual#aspec#aroace#queer community#rant post#I'm being very emotional about fictional characters again but whatevs
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(Killie the jockey OC and his coworkers)





(Killie is absurdly strong! but also - this is important, listen up, Rossa - the instructions are written on the cap)
(As a dual champion flat and jump jockey, Killie is capable of opening jars and also immune to the lure of the single grape)
#Killie#jockeyposting 🏇#pippa knows his first name of course. they actually dated for a bit. it wasn’t super successful and it was making their parents#way too happy.#and apart from the job and the horse obsessions and sharing the same shoe size they didn’t have much to say to each other.#well. Killie doesn’t say much generally. but they both deserved better. and the forward momentum was definitely pushing them rapidly towards#Marriage and Kids (two to four exquisitely tiny jockey babies)#Killie thinks Pippa’s probably mad at him for the breakup#but actually she has a lot of respect and affection for him which is good because he broke up with her by going#HI. CAN WE BREAK UP PLEASE. and she asked why and he just 😟 at her with absolutely no answer at all while she got stressed#and then recalibrated to Planet Killie and asked Do You Want To Break Up Killie? and he said YES in tremendous relief#Any Particular Reason Killie? NO#SORRY#Don’t Worry About It. Thank You For Telling Me.#in another world Cillian and Philippa have a princess/knight dynamic but the roles of who is princess and who is knight#are extremely unclear. also both of them are the horse.#Pippa is annoyed by the Pip nickname but Rossa (Irish pronunciation a bit like ROE-sha) prefers Ross as a nickname because it’s less rosy#and while its traditional for male jockeys to have diminutive names like Ruby and Franny and so on#Rossa feels he has troubles enough.#maybe when he’s a champion.#Rossa and Pippa are hurtling towards dating and both are annoyed by this.#and both of them like Killie a lot#and Killie suspects they are hunting him for sport 😌#other details: Pippa and Rossa are wearing the large unisex colours that are kept for whatever jockey is riding for whatever owner#while Rossa is tall he’s narrow and Pippa is a small woman so the unisex one-size-fits-all silks are a bit big on them and are tucked in#and have hair elastics at the wrists to stop them being#too baggy and Pippa’s folded the sleeves back before securing them. but Killie#as we know is the prince of a rotten little dynasty and special pet of a mad billionaire owner#and he belongs to that stable and has his own silks which fit him. god bless.
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day 1421
#uh just a heads up if you expand the tags to see all there's. a lot. very long#amphibian#frog#poison dart frog#based on my most popular frog to date (day 651)#inspired by everyone pointing out what they think it looks like#here's a fun secret fact the original guy is actually a phantasmal poison dart frog (Epipedobates tricolor)#(according to the original artists title of the drawing)#not Anthony's poison arrow frog (Epipedobates anthonyi)#i feel too awkward to really point it out though because they look the exact same. i cannot tell if there is a difference#im half convinced the same frog was just discovered and named twice#its very curious btw if you go on the (english) wikipedia page for either species it doesn't mention the other#while hereptiles.info (no idea if this is a trustworthy site) lists both names as common names for the same frog (incorrectly??)#while inaturalist lists them as two different frogs. curiously with tricolor having wayyyyy fewer photos#ok anyway that's my rant i went on a whole journey trying to figure out if these are the same frog or not and i have no answer#i did some more 'research' and i am more confused. some sources seem to imply they are now considered the same species ( e. tricolor)#i think my conclusion is i am willing to agree the drawing looks more like e. anthonyi. it seems like tricolor is generally less vibrant re#and the white is darker and more green?#i feel like thumblr should stop me from typing more in the tags at this point this is a whole essay#at this point i am failry convinced this is specifically the Santa Isabel frog. isthat the real subspecies or morph or whatever#or just the name pet sites are using to sell it??#i even found some sources (frog selling websites) refering to it as “Epipedobates Anthonyi 'Santa Isabel' Phantasmal Poison Dart Frog” lol#Anyways if you read this far hi. species are confusing. i am not a frog scientist#the first few tags are like an hour old now i just kept trying to figure it out and adding more tags
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a little family
#buddy daddies#my art#doodles#sometimes a family is an two misfit assassins and the daughter of the guy you offed and thats a okay#but lets not talk about that#we love healing in this house and how do you heal if not after suffering#reis journey through depression and kazukis journey through grief#what 1 little girl does to a man#its 5 am all i can offer are doodles but i love them very much#i know we do reasonably get to call them cowards for not making it gay (esp at the end bc come on)#but i do love whatever relationship they have going becuase theyre just. Thats marriage babe....#theyre not going to be doing any dating with that committment that is the most domestic ass setting ive ever seen#everyone and their mother assumes theyre married/dating and doesnt even question it because theres NO QUESTION T O ASK#only the people involved apparently dont know theyre married#ok nvm they were cowards for not making it gay. but again. theyre clearly married your honor. theyre just a little stupid
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The fact that Dr Zayne is saving people who want to live
And Dawnbreaker Zayne is mercy killing people who want to die
And both are obsessed/disturbed with each other across space and time
Really has me fucked up in a lot of ways and I'm not okay about any of this
#play love and deepspace they said itll be fun they said#love and deepspace#lads#l&ds#love & deepspace#zayne#zayne love and deepspace#li shen#its about dating cute 3d men and also some combat#BITCHES LIED#ITS ABOUT DEPRESSION#LOVE AND DEEP DEPRESSION IS THE NAME OF THE GAME#fuck..#😭😭😭😭😭#also imma need yall to quit calling poor dawnbreaker a serial killer that poor man is just trying to help people the only way he can#which is more than their gov or whatever is doing#.... double fuck i hate this god damned game 😭😭
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I've seen a few small discussions in the fandom about headcanons of how the brothers treat each other and I want to throw my hat into the ring quickly.
I do believe that the brothers are like, pretty violent with each other. they've shown that they're completely okay with hitting, suplexing, tackling ect each other (and whatever fucking medieval torture methods Lucifer dishes out to mammon) while still loving each other with little actual hard feelings.
Demon culture is much harsher then human culture- probably has to do with the fact that demons are way tougher beings so it's not as traumatizing to be like- smacked up side the head by a parent so while demons can still definitely be abused and consider such things abusive, I think averagely demons treat each other rough.
I don't think the brothers would consider what they do to each other to be truly abuse. Like mammon. Obviously he doesn't like being punished but mammon doesn't think of Lucifer as his awful abuser. He thinks lucifer as his stuck up older brother that he definitely still kind of looks up to and loves dearly. Same with Satan, all that crazy shit that he experienced in his childhood was just what happened, he's never stated to be angry at Lucifer because he chained him up and suffocated him with a pillow a few times (that was no biggy, Lucifer's done far worse things like being a arrogant ASSHOLE) , that was just a product of growing up as not only a demon but the avatar of wrath.
At the end it mainly has to do with intent in devildom and the brothers would never try to genuinely abuse each other.
#if satan did state that uhrm no he didn't#im just a silly little guy ive only played like 5 lessons of nightbringer#i AM SPREADING MY LUCIFER IS NOT AN ABUSER AGENDA IM SORRY#THAT MAN DOES NOT ABUSE HIS BROTHERS#he punishes them in varying levels of demonic ways#theyre all demons at the end of the day its whatever#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me the otome#obey me mammon#obey me lucifer#obey me shall we date#bad formatting sorry im on phone
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this website is all “sexuality is good” “let people be sexy” “we need to resist puritanical thought” “sexiness and sensuality are back” until it’s a 5’0 adult 26-year-old blonde woman who started off as a child star but rebrands when she’s an adult as a 24-year-old adult to be more sexual and sensual and then suddenly she’s dehumanizing herself and infantilizing herself and devaluing herself and shaming herself and shaming women and setting feminism back to the stone ages and is such such a bad role model for young girls and is putting dangerous thoughts in their heads and is using her art to convince them to sexualize themselves and won’t somebody think of the children why is nobody thinking of the children we need to protect them from this evil wicked woman who’s trying to seduce them with her evil perverted body and we need to stone that woman in the village square for reminding all of us in public that sex exists and admitting that she likes it where poor young impressionable girls might hear
#i really really hate the way some of you assholes talk about#sabrina carpenter#she’s infantilizing herself no YOU infantilize her because shes small and goofy#i dont even like sabrina carpenter ive listened to one of her songs but the way you guys talk abt her#oooooooooh it grinds my gears#a woman expressing herself sexually is not responsible for young girls everywhere sexualizing themselves#as if the past two decades of beauty standards and social media havent been prime conditioning for that#like. you do all realize what ur doing when ur putting the blame of sweeping societal issues on the shoulders of an individual woman right.#right.#‘bbbbbbbut shes making it worse!’ i promise you she is not#which isnt even to say shes not worthy of criticism#but she is not fucking babifying herself or trying to get young girls to sexualize themselves#like at WORST. she is using dated framings around sex and sexuality to make JOKES#its not her fault or her problem you see women being silly and sexy and assume they have to be dumb idiot bitches who are just taking#advantage of their young impressionable fans. or fucking whatever#and wah wah straight girl kisses girls for clicks who cares#some of you are so weird#lou.txt
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a clip of kota ibushi and kenny omega on their double date, a 12 min skit written and directed completely by kenny omega for their ddt dvd special. the lovers check their scent and their breathe, stalling time before they have to go with their dates.
#kota ibushi#kenny omega#michael nakazawa#gota ihashi#golden lovers#ddt pro#if anyone knows japanese that could translate this whole skit for me you would be a life saver#its such a werid but funny skit#this clip screams abo universe btw like thats so normal to check ur friends scent Sure#aew#njpw#wrestling#THE SOUND EFFECTS LKILLING ME#BTW kenny wrote that ibushi asks to marry his dates on the first date Whatever if im correct on what i saw
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Turnabout visitor? what are you visiting you BOYFRIEND? checkmate, he's gay, we got him guys
#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#dick gumshoe#detective gumshoe#aa investigations#aai collection#athena cykes#luke triton#maggey byrde#aa5 spoilers#dual destinies spoilers#tevhnically#9/11 joke#thats all yall getting out of me today about the date#I traced over the og pictures for the memes but also adjusted the proportions so it looks like my style so its like a. 50% traced?#whatever look at my new custom brush in first and last ones boyyy love the coloring with it ngl#my art#aa fanart#aa memes#aa art#luke is there too but not maintagging
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bestiessssss <3
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#shoutout autism !! gotta be one of my favourite friendship dynamics#realising now i wrote my signature and the date while it was flipped. whoopsie daisy.#guess im joining the brigade and becoming the 8 millionth person to use this reference pic#im working on not reflexively pointing out all the flaws but i need you to know its very difficult and i am NOT having fun >:( whatever#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective fanart#niko sasaki#edwin payne#edwin payne fanart#niko sasaki fanart#my art#if queue dont mind#ceci says stuff#100#200
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Finally off for the summer have an ugly albino to celebrate
#venture bros edits#random but i want u guys to know shes cool and has good taste and is also the huzz#venture bros#pete white#vbros#pete white edit#unrelated rant but whatever#also i finally got my friend to watch venture bros#yes it was because it was the last day of school and we only had each other and we were overheating and yes it was out of complete boredom#BUT she still watched it. we only to episode 3 and she laughed way too hard at the monarch's resuame joke...#or however its spelt#the american version of CVs#said she was througly entertained and she never uses words like 'throughly'#and schizophrenic... (careers in science)#her favourites were the monarch and Dr. Girlfriend (and Helper)#sorry just gotta let u guys know MY HUZZ has great taste..#her mouth was on the floor for all of the first episode 💀#okay sorry i didn’t mean to talk about her this much#maybe this is why people at school thought i was dating her
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so if it wasn't obvious before that what jay experienced under both bendix & waller were US-sponsored genocides, it is now EXPLICITLY text.
#that is the state department seal to be clear!#yeah whatever jay does about this ill support#i hope whatever he does is so devastating its referred to only by its date#fuck everybody and their momma up#jay nakamura#dc#secret six 2025
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nico with heterochromia but the first time he tells will about it will has a minor panic attack because he says "heterophobia"
#yeah#they are the only thing in my brain#my every waking thought#ignore all my other posts where i have other thoughts#nico di angelo#will solace#solangelo#this is funnier if its before they are dating tho#heterochromia#pjo#hoo#toa#trials of apollo#percy jackson and the olympians#heros of olympus#pjo hoo toa#nico di angelo headcannon#will solace headcannon#im defo not the first one to do this#whatever#okay bye now
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Tetris Fanart.
I've been playing tetris while listening to horror podcasts. and yeah
#text#art#eyestrain#cw eystrain#bright colors#cw bright colors#tetris#nintendo#god i dont know what to tag this with. i dont wanna tag it with the podcasts themselves cuz that feels disingenuous. swagever#i actually started this piece a while ago. ok yeah looking at the date that was almost 3 weeks ago wow#but i finally decided to bring it back and finish it#ive been getting back into digital art and its been really nice. its nice having finished pieces.#ive been trying to get weirder with my art. like this piece was weirdly 'personal' in a sense#its been my unique experience listening to these pieces of media. the game in the bg is jsut as important to my experience as the art itsel#the looming sense of dread these podcasts give fit weirdly well with the high tension of some of these games of tetris#i wanted to have that sorta weird ominous vibe to it. have even the pieces feel loud and threatening.#and the gameplay being Past the ds itself is something i thought could be neat#ykno the tetris effect? where you play a bunch and then after you see the shapes everywhere;you play it in your mind?#that was part of what i wanted to channel there. but also like; how your attention works with this stuff#i might be looking straight at the ds but my attention is elsewhere; my brain is in another world#the game is still inescapable tho. tetris effect whatever. these stories stick in my brain just as much.#its all given me some. very very annoyingn anxiety. but i have to go back to them. like a moth to a flame etc. hince the moth climbing out#but uh yeah. that set up was my life for a few weeks whenever i had free time.#the main podcast this is about was magnus btw <- not typing full name so im not on the tag#and uh.#objectum#yeah i think. i think yeah.
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