#whatever the hell is their ship name

[soggystyrofoam]

worlds funniest polycule

[rad-roche]

Ticket To Ride

images captured minutes before a noise complaint

[jadequarze]

Tis done!

[bluechanas]

i’m a child of divorce

[deikshen]

Mobei Jun who doesn't understand why his Emperor is so in love with the cold bitch Shen Qingqiu, or why his little and cute husband seems to smile like a sun every time he sees him in the court.

So, he starts trying to understand what is so interesting about the man. He watches him do things, talk to servants... At first it's normal, even boring; then Shen Qingqiu has a heated conversation with some diplomats-cultivators about not disrespecting demon culture and wanting to change it just on a whim, he smiles warmly watching a puppy of a dangerous beast that apparently one of the kitchen servants has been secretly raising, and he has conversations with the court dancers about whether they are safe or getting well paid for staying so late at the parties that Luo Binghe is forced to throw for his guests.

Shen Qingqiu barely draws his sword, but when he does so to practice in the inner gardens, Mobei Jun only watches the display of a powerful martial movement gorgeous like that of a warrior and delicate like a dance.

And Mobei Jun spits out his viperous tongue, hostile to servants disrespectful to his Emperor, cruel to low-ranking demons who try to start uprisings. Shen Qingqiu has a string of flowery swear words and insults that would make a drunk blush. And if that's not enough, he has the ability to scold even high-ranking demons in the court as if he were a strict mother.

... Mobei Jun is beginning to see quite a bit of Shen Qingqiu's appeal. Well, he'll have to keep his distance. He's perhaps satisfied his curiosity too much already, and it's clear that his Emperor's wife is not taking secondary husbands; even if it is clear that he and his cute husband would be satisfied with a place in the Emperor's wife's harem, Mobei Jun is sure that this has never crossed Luo Binghe's mind, because otherwise they probably wouldn't be alive.

[mintypsii]

yk adorable group hug and luffy moment aside, did zoro just kick the ground . after he was hugged . is this show even real

sorry but the way nami went 🤨🏳️‍🌈 TWICE

[nenoname]

How Stan+Ford+Bill refer to each other

Stan

Ford:

Childhood: Stanley (9)

Teen: Stan (2)

Pre-Portal: Stanley (15), my brother (5), S (2)

Post-Portal: Stanley (33), Stan (13), my brother (7), my hotheaded brother, idiot (2), knucklehead, [Dipper's] uncle Stan, hero, stubborn mullet-haired frostbitten vagabond, wrinkly carnival barker, irresponsible shortcut-loving overgrown child, cheater, fraud, "looks like me if I gave up on life"

Post-Weirdmageddon: Stanley (16), Stan (5), my brother (2), Stanley Pines, hero (2), the man who saved the world, "selfish jerk", the most selfless man I’ve ever met in any dimension

Lost Pages: S (5), Stanley (4), my brother (3)

(S is a pre-portal incident Journal only thing + pre-portal incident Journals only has "Stanley" mentioned in code, tends to call him Stan when talking to the kids)

Bill:

Pre-Weirdmageddon: Stan Pines, Stan (6), old man, [D+M's] uncle, you idiot, Stanley

Post-Weirdmageddon: Stanley (7), Stan (10), Stanley Pines (2), fat grandpa, fumbling idiot con man, weaker copy of Sixer, Bootleg Sixer, mouth breathing carnival barker, gambler, lifelong loser, goofus, PTSD Barnum, side character, co-dependent, stupid, tacky, smug, unworthy, resume-inflating cheap trick loving past-denying overgrown child, pathetic excuse for a 5-sensed three-dimensional one-life spanned skin puppet, carbon-copy of a better genetic duplicate, conman clown, Lucky Stan

Non-canon shorts/Reddit AMA/That cut perpetual machine nightmare: Stan, Stanley, Stan Pines, slick

Lost Pages: inferior clone, brother (when pretending to be Ford)

(Most of the post-Weirdmageddon Stan mentions are for the "fun" facts in the Wheel of Shame, Bill spends the How not to Draw short never directly acknowledging Stan which I find hilarious)

Ford

Stan:

Childhood: Sixer (5), Stanford, Ford, Poindexter, bro, buddy

Teen: Sixer, Stanford (2), nerd robot

Pre-Portal: Stanford (5), pal, you jerk

Post-Portal: Stanford (3), Ford (8), Poindexter (2), my brother (11), brother, bro, the Author of the Journals, you ungrateful-, my nerdy twin brother, my dumb brother, know-it-all, dangerous-know-it-all, world's nerdiest old man, show-off, that jerk, stuck up son of a gun

Post-Weirdmageddon: Sixer (5), Ford (3), my brother (5), Stanford, Fordsy, bro, my nerdy bro, Brainiac, Mr Goody Nerd-Shoes

(Tends to use "Stanford" when shit's serious, yes i'm including the two getting traumatised by thrist comments clip come and stop me)

Bill:

Pre-betrayal: Sixer (2), Stanford, smart guy, Stanford Pines

Post-betrayal: Sixer (5), Stanford (2), Ford (4), Stanford Filbrick Pines, Stanford Pines, ol' Six-Fingers (2), Fordsy (2), my old pal, IQ, Mr Brainiac, Brainiac (2), [Mabel's] uncle, our friend, old man, kid, tough guy, pal, Mr Serious

Post-Weirdmageddon: Sixer (20), Ford (7), Fordsy (2), drama queen, fella, sad nerd, genius, idiot, partner, Mr Tabletop Gaming, backstabber, gallant, perfect pawn, pet human

Lost Pages: Sixer (7), Fordsy, Slick, pal, my old pal, my property

Bill

Stan:

Pre-Weirdmageddon: Bill (3), all-powerful space demon, you one-eyed demon, wise-guy

Post-Weirdmageddon: Bill (3), Bill Cipher, little wise guy, Pointy, jerk of the week, narc

Non-canon shorts/That cut perpetual machine nightmare: you creepy triangle, guy (3), nacho, cop

Ford:

Pre-betrayal: My Muse (19), a strange being from a higher plane, being (3), strange whimsical creature, true friend, Bill (2, however!! this is from Dreamscaperers long before J3 was properly written)

Post-betrayal: Bill (default way of referring to him), My "muse" (3) Bill Cipher (10), Cipher (10), the demon (2), my enemy (3), you insane three sided--, The Beast with Just One Eye, the devil, liar, monster, angular psychopath, nightmare in disguise, king of nightmares, the Triangle, a has-been, a needy theater kid

Lost Pages: Bill (17), my Muse (11), Cipher (18) , Bill Cipher (2), extradimensional deity of knowledge, Cill Bipher, this Bill guy

[deoxysacid]

i tried so hard to fix sidneys hair drawing this but i just couldnt. we gotta go bald

[harpoonsnotspoons]

They'd be so horrible together it's funny as hell

[princeysage]

hi!! wonder if u have a favorite rareship/rareduo with minutetech? like roshambo & minutetech or 4cvit & minutetech

BIG fan of these two. heres them + a silly critter version cus i keep seeing snake ro everywhere and hes so dang cute

[undead-knick-knack]

[martlet-my-beloved]

Chara be like: maim murder kill kill @ martlet the whole time their in the ruins.

Takes notes from mad dummy later and starts looking for a vessel to facilitate their bird murder. /j

they calm down eventually after the "i-may-or-may-not-have-a-maybe-stepmom-now" revelation but yeah for a day or two the atmosphere in the house really was just this:

and a bonus:

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[twinkletoejam]

My prediction for The Boys season 5

Soldier boy:

Sam:

Sam: you look just like my older brother

Soldier boy: does that turn you on?

Sam:

Soldier boy:

Sam: yeah-

The end.

[snarkylinda]

Derek putting Spencer aside and telling him he loves him but restraining himself from actually saying it because Spencer knew what he meant and he could just showcase it later vs Derek outright saying it when they part ways a few episodes laters because he realized he wouldn't be there to show it every day anymore and he needed Spencer to stick that single phrase to his memory until they met again.

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

So tempted to make a canvas presentation on my favorite wlw couples

[08232024]

been thinking of mickbell and chilchuck lately.. they're SO funny chilchuck definitely has to have him on a leash with the shit he gets into