#whatiswrongwithme

[somesw33tstuff]

P-Puff…w-why are you like this?

[beverleytherat]

Why do I want a big family

Why do I want a big family? I didn't grow up with one. I didn't grow up religious. I grew up with people supporting my STEM lifestyle. And yet in pursuit of my STEM degree; I want to be a housewife and then a mother. That's all I want. Why is that so hard for me to accept.

[winterwebz]

There's a reason I only ever write short stories or one shots BECAUSE DAMN i forgot how time consuming just one chapter is THIS IS JUST THE INTRODUCTION (idk why my brain thought this was a fantastic idea) (but its for bkdk so ill stay strong)

[g-g1408]

#whatiswrongwithme

[frederikvesti]

going to buy work pants tomorrow #whatiswrongwithme

[lixzwithapen]

I walk away from social interactions questioning if I was acting normally. Lmao

Just got my meds and just... was I being weird?

Am I being insane?

It felt off.

Just the questioning...

Sitting here like "they couldn't tell I'm insane, right?.."

The best part is that he answers me.

Ah, don't wooorry, the voice in my head says I did a good job acting normal. Whatiswrongwithme?

[ronanlynchian]

legiterally spiraling #whatiswrongwithme

[rbvcdeluxe]

why am icrying iver liking ahsow whatiswrongwithme

[catcerealll]

#whatiswrongwithme

[jils-things]

WAAAH HIHIHI YES HE LOOKS VERY PRETTY INDEED <33 I also love that additional to his messy hairstyle his shirt isn't fully tucked in his trousers… I think that's also the case on his cabinet of curiosities skin? (Look at me noticing small details like this whatiswrongwithme hmmmmfghh) It's just a very nice detail and idk why but THAT GREEN WRISTBAND IS SO NICE?? I LOVE ITT 💚

Norton and Naib wanting to give you birthday gifts and you're like “THANKS KUYA” running to Naib, taking his flowers while throwing the cake at Norton's face PFFFFTT

HJGDHJKG THANK UU I'M SO GLAD ;w; I'm always so nervous talking about a source I don't really know bc I could get something wrong or ooc (especially to someone who DOES know - but I'm so glad you're excited, it makes me also really excited to read your replies and thoughts!!)

PSSSHHHHPSSSSHHHH M-Maybe I'm thinkin thoughts like this mayyyvbeee… Maybe holding his hand or giving him a quick smooch hidden behind his hood AGGHHGHH (Headline on the naib newspaper “🐭 anon hopelessly falling for jil's kuya”)

THIS MAKES ME THINK I read in his lore that he's wearing his hood to disguise his identity - imagine Irene and maybe another close person for him (NOT A SI/OC OF MINE OR SOMETHING NOO I'm not already brainstorming lore ideas what do you mean) are the only ones around, where he takes his hood off because he trusts them SO MUCH THEY ARE ALLOWED TO SEE HIS REAL SELF AHHHGHJJ I'm making myself cry while writing this

- 🐭 anon

BRO BRO. BRO MY EYES WERE CONSTANTLY WIDENING AT EVERY SMALL DETAIL YOU NOTICED LIKE GIRL I WOULDN'T HAVE PAID THAY CLOSE ATTENTION unless they were my romantic fos!!!! THE FACT YOU JUST LOOKED CLOSELY AT HIMIM CACKLINGG AND GIGGGLINGG I KEPT GOING "oh they're right. (stares) oh they're right (stares) OH THEYRE RI-" NAURRR YOU LIKEHIM SO MUCH YOU'RE LOOKING INTO THE SUBTLETIES EEKEKEKE IM POKING YOUR CHEEK WHWHEHRHSHEHE I CAN ONLY NOD AND AGREE ESPECIALLY THAY GREEN WRISTBAND

im so glad you're enjoying the source tho as well like i really REALLY didnt think much was gonna care but then there's u and ekans and imhehdjthdjrjdkr YOURE EVEN GETTING THE SHIP DYNAMICS ACCURATE ITS SOOO 🥹🥹🥹🥹 WKWKWLWLLW IM JUST GLAD IT ENTERTAINED YOU AS AN OUTSIDER

ME READING THE NEXT PARAGRAPH LIKE

UHUHHHHHHH YOU WANNA? HMM U WANNA??? BEHIND HIS HOOOODDD?!?!?! HOW SCANDALOUS... /J /T WEHEHRHHEHE i wrote that news headline i wrote and COOKED that 💥💥💥

THEFUCKING FACT YOU RECALLED HIM WEARING A HOODIE TO HIDE HIS FACE AND RJTHDHDJRKSKDHSJEJS IM EXPLODING SM IM 💥💥💥💥💥🥹🥹🥹 UHUHHHHHH UHUH what if he opened his Hood to YOU!!!!!!!! DONTLIE TO ME YOURE MAKING A NAIB PARTNER DONT LIE T MEEEEEEE /JJJJJ EIRHRHDHDNDJDHSJ ROLLS AROUND AND CRIES AAAYAYAYAAA KUYAAAA HAS A PARTNER OOOOOOO naib is already well past the bodyguard status he is very close to irene of course his hood comes out in his free time. he wants to be genuine and for real with her.... hes kinda ehh with norton but hey time will tell...

BUT HEY NOW. IS THERE SOMEONE HE'S REVEALING HIS FACE TO NOW? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 YOU? YOU? HUH? 🥺🥺🥺🥺 /JJJ ERJHEJRHFHFHDHD SHAKES YOU AND DIES AAYAAA

[cyberneticcatffeinewhore]

Legitimately going to need people to stop showing me human sperm pet photos at my place of employment and expecting me to coo over them - I am going to accidentally say "ew" out loud eventually 🫠

#whatiswrongwithme #imsosorry #babiesarentcute #theyrejustnot #imsorry

[myheartwasglassyoudroppedit]

I have three friends,one of then being my brother, i am grateful i am glad, my Guard is always up, although i try to lower it down but now i fear that the last time i did that i have fallen from grace, i fear that my crumbling castle left me with a mark forever on my body, i once was great until it got hard breathing so i took the mask and now i am here,breathing but what at cost? I fear that my three friends will notice me and my crumbled castle and will ditch this illusion. And i fear that I wouldn’t stop them I will watch them,do whatever they want,and slowly beg them to leave.

RA 9/7

#castlescrumbling #whatiswrongwithme

[pittsburghhockeybirds]

Not to be a slut but I wonder how shirtless Eddie would look? I kinda want to see all his tattoos.... 😏

[shelbygpryor]

My favorite whump writing prompt

When Character A is lying almost unconscious on the ground, slowly bleeding to death. Character B is holding them in their arms, frantically trying to stem the bleeding. Character C pried them out of Character B's grasp and holds them to the ground. B then pushes down on the wound, fighting back tears as A screams.

Whether or not they survive is up to you.

Thoughts? Specify in comments!!!

[plethoraaz]

LMAOGSKAGSNAY

I just had an amazing thought.

What if the boys took the rice purity test, all together in the same room. Like, Jian Yi suggested it so they all go onto their phones and take the test.

Btw, the rice purity test has nothing to do with purifying rice, nono. It’s a one-hundred-question survey that assesses a person's level of innocence in the domain of worldly vices, with a score of 100 being the most pure and 0 being the least pure.

LMAO AND THEN I JUST IMAGINED MO FINISHING THE TEST, LOOKING UP FROM HIS PHONE TO LOOK AT THE BOYS, AND THEN JUST STRAIGHT UP DEADPANNING:

“What does submissive mean?”

PLSSSS SOMEONE MAKE A FANFIC ON THAT, IF NOBODY DOES I FRICKIN WILL

[petalsonfacesnovinesthough]

Random Touhou Headcanon 5 of X

When using her powers, Reisen's eyes don't just glow, but her irises also have a pattern move along them, to add to the hypnotic allure, leading one into insanity. Said pattern being a mix between a fractal, a checkerboard, and a lava lamp.