#when they react

[uminekowhentheyreact]

She has to die now doesn't she?

Can't have much of a family drama over inheritance with a clear successor can we?

[kiwi]

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

[clumsypuppy]

Bridge to turnabout doodles

[jobycewl]

On my list of top ten things I thought Shen Qingqiu would say: NOT THIS

Read the fic here!

[lazylittledragon]

glorious ovulation pt 2 :'))

(continuation of this)

[parrish-the-thot]

I had the funny thought of a soulmate au in which you can hear your soulmate’s thoughts specifically when they think about you, so you what their thoughts regarding you and whatnot, very cute could be very funny.

But I imagine Steddie still in high school. Steve not really thinking about Eddie in particular besides the occasional passing “what is he doing on that table”, “I wonder if he is selling after school today” and once a “that’s a cool jacket” which leaves Eddie on a high for the rest of the week.

Steve in the other hand keeps hearing the most raunchiest, horny, things imaginable sitting in class like “this girl wants to do what to my ass???”

[valtsv]

are we still doing this because i have a late submission

[evgar]

going down the rabbit hole of agatha with rune tattoos

[manfred-volkarin]

Tfw you ask your newly undead teammate to please keep his skin on, and he immediately takes his skin off.

[henryscapon]

rook: *obvious flirting* emmrich: 😲😲😲🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳??????????

bonus:

[uminekowhentheyreact]

This man hates his family so much it's not even a far stretch but also witches are real so it's probably wrong

I still love how BEATRICE is always spelled in all caps

at last, confirmation, or it could be a forgery

after all if you just show up with a bunch of gold you can just claim it's the island's gold, and who would question it?

Divorce immediately

This family would also give me a head ache

Wait first person narration now?

you deserve better than this family

you will curse her with your position

Unavoidable fate?

She had to dig deep to find the words but she got the shovel.

this was probably their most pleasant interaction of the month. Year if their relationship is actually that bad

I think there might be some cultural context im missing

Alright who's dying

Alright people if i keep prediction someone will die soon i have to get it right eventually

i was so focused on the family drama

That i forgot what batter's like. weirdly enough his jokes are growing on me, in the same way a pun is funnier the worse he is. so i kinda wanna see how out of place he can get with these.

had this game been originally written in English this would be the perfect spot for battler to add another joke

wait are there actually like max 5 people taking care of this place?

Did, did kinzo hate his own family to the point that he would rather give a bunch of unrelated servants his family crest and talk to them instead of his own children?

[fairsweetlonging]

svsss body swap au where shen qingqiu and liu qingge swap bodies, and while shen qingqiu (either yuan or jiu could work!) is having the time of his life with the full power of the bai zhan war god, liu qingge is having a very rude awakening on how much chronic illnesses suck and how much pain and discomfort sqq is in every single day.

liu qingge finds out how awful without-a-cure is, it's blocking his cultivation and leaving him helpless, and it hurts, too, a constant ache that lingers in the back of his mind. it takes mu qingfang calling him out on his behavior to realize that he's been lashing out at others out of his own discomfort and frustration. the only relief he gets is the cleansing of his meridians, but to take all those brews every day and be dependant on his martial siblings for his base health is really frustrating, because he can't do so many things he used to be able to do without second thought.

meanwhile, shen qingqiu arm-wrestled every peak lord and won, cleaved a mountain in half, ran a marathon for fun, and approached every dangerous animal he could find to study them because his strength and reflexes get him out of tricky situations every time.

shen qingqiu: i just ran eighty miles and im not even sweating !!

liu qingge: i tried to circulate my qi and now i have a horrible migraine

eventually they switch back; liu qingge is very relieved, glad to be himself again. shen qingqiu is keeping up a brave face, but the constant discomfort feels a little worse now he knows what it's like to live without it.

[majunju]

S49

[dailyheavymedic]

day 62

The Stages of Alcohol Intoxication (2/2)

[morganbritton132]

AU where Eddie is supplementing his music aspirations with a job at the grocery store and he’s crushing hard on a customer that comes through his line with increasingly weird grocery combos.

Gareth thinks he’s doing it on purpose as some kind of joke. Jeff thinks that Eddie should just ask the guy out. Grant, Eddie’s usual bagger, disagrees, “Uh, last week, Hot Guy bought thirteen pounds of raw meet and rope. We sure he’s not a serial killer?”

This sets up an argument crowded around Eddie’s register that’s usually reserved for the break room. His friends weigh the pros and cons of dating a crazy person while Eddie watches Hot Guy realize that his line is busy and walk to another register.

He’s has nothing but a pack of nails, hairspray, and a tomato in his basket.

Eddie mourns his bi-weekly interaction.

While Eddie is living it up in a workplace romcom, Steve is fighting for his life with a group of pre-teens determined to get themselves killed saving the world.

[queenerdloser]

that mark (very recently!) was so fucking pissed about helena using the wrong name for gemma that he went to immediately do experimental brain surgery as a giant fuck you and then DIDN'T anticipate his innie self getting pissed when he got helly's name wrong really underlines how much mark doesn't think his innie loves helly and also doesn't consider his innie to actually be him at all.