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I have started a Call the Midwife rewatch again, so I guess you could say life is going terribly lmao
#whenever stuff goes wrong#i boot up netflix and click on s1ep1#it is my ultimate comfort show#whenever life goes bad#call the midwife is the solution
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that clampett post really opened my eyes, to the point I'm a touch teary at the moment. i love earnestness and love and sincerity and and the pig and duck.
(this post in question!)
I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR THIS!!! WAHH THAT'S GREAT 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 extremely happy it could be informative and touching!! FOR REAL THOUGHHH... i love many different shades of the pig and duck, and My pig and duck (the ones that live in my head and pull the levers that make me do and say things) borrow so many different things from so many different directors--who my favorite director is irt them is honestly really fruitless, because my view of them has just. amalgamated into its own. but i really do love the Clampett dynamic for how formative it is. i love when Porky is threatening horrible violence and i love when Daffy is being a petty dumbass.. but i love it because i can default back to the standard Clampett set when really enacting their characters, i can point back to that warm and friendly (if not a little Odd) dynamic of the early years and be like "but it balances out"
i also love seeing all the old production art/publicity art from that era too, where they're the face of the studio... i got locked in a live bidding war over this and almost bid an obscene amount of money over this with one other person 3,000 miles away, but let them have it because it was getting into 4 digits and i love the pig and duck. but not yet enough to drop that much money on them. i set a threshold for myself and immediately surpassed it and i’m actually glad i lost because my wallet would be screaming at me. BUT IT’S SO CUTE LOOK AT THEM
there��s just something so charming about seeing their dumb smiling mugs together… in a world where these characters are known for hating and killing each other, or if they are paired together smiling, it’s the most fake and corporately sanitized Thing possible.. there’s just such an earnest here. it really gets to me.
this one does not really have the same heartwarming earnest, because every time i see it my brain immediately registers it as "Stephen King's Carrie touched Daffy deeply" and i imagine an elaborate scenario that led up to this and then Porky killing him (metaphorically, but who knows) after and it makes me laugh a lot. still, blood paint aside, i like that they're bundled together in advertising
i don't know where the original photo is, but there's a photo of the 1941 WB animator's strike (that lasted for, what, 6 days? but it was effective, yay!) and i like that you can see them in the background
BUT YEAH!! I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR THIS, i love when they're mean and stupid together (in the right way), but i really do have such a fondness for when they're buds early on.. it's what their entire dynamic was built on! and there's something sweet about seeing these characters and cartoons sort of grow up together. and, again, it's made so much more special given that this dynamic is exclusive only to Porky and Daffy. out of the entire franchise! Daffy literally wouldn't exist without Porky, in multiple senses! so it makes me so happy that they were made a Thing so early on, and with such great success.
i mean it just doesn't get better than this, folks
#charlotteheehee#asks#i think this is also why i get so up in arms about stuff like TLTS making their dynamic so mean and wrong because it just straight up goes#against their very being. even the original shorts themselves that have them antagonistic towards each other there's still usually a#fondness on Daffy's behalf for wanting to stick around Porky and annoy him and get a reaction out of him.. or vice versa with the 50s Chuck#Jones shorts. you get the sense that Porky can just up 'n leave Daffy whenever he wants. he's certainly capable enough to. but he doesn't#and the same can even apply for shows like DD03#i've repeated a lot of this sentiment lately but. bears repeating again for my argument here. it's a big reason why i get touchy with TLTS#because this sort of kinship is entrenched in their dynamic even if said dynamic has evolved and taken different routes (as it should)#losing my point here but you all probably know by now what i'm getting at#letting more of my pig and duck love slip out on here than i usually do.. what little filter i have is slipping but life is short and i've#been more annoyed by some bad takes i've been seeing lately and so i gotta set the record STRAIGHT
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So I know TF Prime Arcee had a partner named Tailgate in the past, whom I know is a character elsewhere, but also the only depiction of him I actually know of is the IDW version
So this just leads me to conclude that Prime Arcee’s Tailgate was also a blocky little boyfailure, as I have gleaned from tumblr
I’ve no doubt he wasn’t that, but until I see another Tailgate, I’m gonna assume that’s what he was like
#sorry it’s just something that goes through my head whenever I see IDW Tailgate#also it’s probably more likely IDW Tailgate is around the same size as TFP Arcee#since he’s surrounded by much taller bots and Arcee’s pretty small in that show#but yeah#she’s pissed that her cringe but fun gay friend got killed#okay tbh I don’t really know the depths of IDW Tailgate#I literally just know vibes from random pieces of cygate/cywhirlgate I see around#I could be very wrong on my interpretation#but that’s just how I interpret him from it#transformers#transformers prime#transformers idw#tfp arcee#tailgate#random stuff
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crying whenever i talk about Cookie9 because all my friends have these interesting and unique theories on them while i take everything too literally and they all just stare at me like “dude… uuugh we r TIRED” <-they dont actually say this they are very kind to me but i can Feel It
#my version of them is centered around their blog version with the ‘personality’ of their steam review and like a bunch of HC#i developed them with the implication that they’re Real but i’m a bit iffy on it#because all my friends have theories about how they’re from the narrator’s consciousness which is sick as hell#and i’m unsure how to actually structure everything or if i should go the same route so i can get approval from them </3#my friends r the real reviewer fans even though they dont plague themselves over them every day and im so sad that i don’t know anythinggg#gggggggggggg#like im p sure they genuinely hate the stuff i make about cookie9 and im just. scrumbles myself. sorry im Trying :( i’m not smart#or good at writing or even media literate#whatever that term means#all i have is love in my heart for them i don’t know anything at all#ouhghghhg they hate It so much but i cant do anything else and it’s all i have#like all my cookie9 stuff works on the ‘what if their blog self Was Real’ but i’m not actually sure how to fit it all into my actual parabl#stuff because i still havent worked out how my parable itself works#and people probably don’t think i know enough and i don’t think they’ll approve if i try. so i Don’t#tempted to blame this on my like. general crushing lack of intelligence caused by both physical and mental reasons#but i want to believe i could do better if i try? but that’s incredibly hopeful#i’ll be stuck here forever i think#<-guy who. whenever Anything wrong happens ever. just goes back to ‘oh yeah its because im dumb as fuckign rocks. due to the Incidents’#i am very scared of the possibility that it is possible for me to be anything more because that implies that i’m stupid because i didnt try#even though i’m trying very very fucking hard and every time i get something wrong way more than anyone else i’ve ever known#and they hate me for it . MAN!!!!!!!!!#<-brain is lying 2 me i think nobody hates me or . whatever. it still feels like it though im just saying this because i dont want anyone t#think people genuinely hate me for being stupid. i mean. people DO. but not my friends ☝️#man i can’t even get into the buglivia crap either because she is so abstracted from her actual review#girl w identity issues and also the general normal Changing A Lot Through Time. i scrumble her. around#her Self during 2018 would in fact be in character for the review.i want to draw her during that time. she took everything so seriously </3#tbh my version of her does react well to TSP humor but at the time she felt like she wasn’t allowed 2 Do Her Thing and tried to seem#more professional and Normal and it seeped into EVERYTHING for a bit#cookie9 though just genuinely found the narrator annoying and patronizing. its just not his thing and thats fine#<-random nonsensechemical reviewer bits hidden inside the vents. SEND POST.
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another billions analysis thing is like so yeah while it's like "hmm let's think about power" but then doesn't really do that, what's there to offset that is "but let's think about what these people with billions(tm) are doing because of their like personal feelings & lives & whatever" and the personal feelings are the thrilling journey of s1 men following the compass of their ego & the way their personal lives matter at all beyond this is about their Relationships. except the relationships are also actually about the power billions isn't really thinking about because the ones billions focuses on involve this Fealty where one person does whatever and the other is just stuck with it. sure they might air some unhappiness sometimes, but if it's not punished or ignored from the start anyway, it'll still end up so inconsequential that it's as though it never happened. and what's left to offset the way that can't mean anything if you again take it for granted that of course people are just locked into such relationships & best they can do is fix it from the inside or embrace it as is? is "do you think this character is a winner among losers & you want to see them pwn everyone & do whatever they want forever" & if you like all the media the creators do like
#or you can watch the show wrong but where billions was never planning to allow taylor to Disrupt these crucial dynamics#sure they can kind of break with axe but never with wendy!#who can also kind of break with axe & chuck but also not really at all! worst Cost for anyone: divorce. & even then it's not that bad#it's like whenever things just conclude with a reverent nod to like Nuclear Family subsection Fealty To Parent or To Cishet Spouse#like where invoking that serves as a resolution to all the shit going on throughout the actual plot / themes of the material#oh well thank god we have the nuclear family. wendy's on emergency call for her kids & sometimes she will pat their head as they silently#disappear out of frame but that's all we need to be so glad for her she has her nightmare family dinners forever#does taylor have Okay I Guess weekly friend dinners? who cares.#and i mean from there which relationships matter are also just determined by which ones the show cares about in particular#same as which it believes is obviously an Epic Man. or a girlboss. which is primarily wendy sorry! as the wife who will epic divorce you#winston billions#kind of putting a damper on thinking about how Feelings & Personal Motivations play into things#when once again it's precluded by the power dynamics of characters who get to do whatever they want no consequence ever#just going through motions like oh no wendy feels she was in the wrong in s4? no consequence by the end of it & that just Goes Away#how does anything have anything to do with wendy's motivations in s7#the real shining example of how really nothing holds up upon any earnest consideration is everything going on with axe & wendy#those relevant Motivations and it's like okay so wendy should want axe dead right? Wrong. it's peak beautiful romance time now#and anytime there's a more actually balanced relationship where nobody just does whatever they want no consequence?#billions is only interested if a s1 epic winner is involved & even then it'll only get so much material simply as fun little bonus flair#all that stuff about chuck's dad always being around to ruin his life? well he'll just keep doing that forever i guess#and this isn't some ''oh no'' moment like ah the parent always means well! and what's the child gonna do? escape this? lol
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ok yumi is great. (the book, though the character is also great!) it's so funny... yumi just basically said (but in refined yoki-hijo speak) "as a mighty hero i bet you get lots of bitches" and painter was like Uhhhhhm,m,. Well,
#i love painter he just goes quiet whenever stuff goes wrong and hopes people take him as mysterious. VERY convincingly 19#i fully believe painter and yumi and myself could be friends in real life#yumi lb
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im so tired
#weeman has just been so. much. lately. and i try not to get frustrated with him bc it feels awful when i do but i have to just Leave the#room constantly lately bc he just doesnt stop#i want to be in the main house my room is fucking boiling all the time but i cannot be out there with him#he just has been so. moody lately and so like. whiny and he does this fake baby voice that irritates me sm and i hate how stressed it makes#me bc hes judt a kid but like. whenever he plays mc or wants to play mc its awful bc if i say no he Cries and screams and its a whole thing#and if he does play mc the second anything goes slightly wrong he cries and screams the entire time jm trying to fix it and he freaks out#abt fuckkng everything and it just makes me wish i had never let him play mc. which feels awful bc ik its fun for him and im glad hes so#reative with it and when hes in a good mood its fun 2 see him play it and im like. but hes so entitled sometimes and again i feel awful#saying that bc hes 6 but its like. i dont know. its stressful. i dont think i can ever be a parent ik i rly rly rly rly rly want kids and ik#like. hes like this bc my parents are not good parents its not his fault hes so tumultuous he doesnt have like. healthy emotional role#models. yk. i genuinely dont want to be mad at him for it but its exhausting to deal with him sometimes. i try rly hard not to snap at him#bc i dont want to be like my parents but like. I cant just leave the room all the time bc itll be him demanding i fix mc for him so if i#leave hell be more mad#so i have to stay while im fixing it but hes screaming and crying and demanding and insulting me andnlike. ik hes 6 and i just need to deal#with it but im exhausted. i love him so much hes such a sweet kid the majority of rhe time andni want to keep him safe and protect him#but i cant parent him. i cant Be his parent i judt wish he had better parents. i dont know. i try to be a good role model and stuff but i#like. idk. i dont think im meant to have kids if i cant even handle him
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cheating on his girlfriend with you !
you know it’s wrong to fuck your childhood best friend, especially when he has a girlfriend, but with the way his cock is impaling your tight hole right now, all logic leaves your brain as you’re reduced to a dumb, cockdrunk slut who’s slurring words together and begging for more.
“shit, your pussy’s so tight, baby… should’ve done this sooner..”, he grunts, to which you can only reply with moans and strings of incoherent babbles, like “uh huh, uh huh—! love your cock so muccchhhh…
you’ve been in love with him forever, but he seems to have never noticed. in fear of losing your friendship, you ultimately decided not to say anything, but it absolutely killed you when he got a girlfriend.
although tonight, he was surprised to find you in your home, crying while whining about how much you want him, and considering how he’s been getting so annoyed of his girlfriend, it doesn’t take much effort for him to rip your clothes off and stretch you out on his dick. truthfully, he’s always loved you as well, but he just never knew how to bring it up.
which is how you ended in your current predicament, or rather, position. he’s got your legs folded up to your chest, cock pistoling in and out of you at a rough pace as he watches the way his dick forms a bulge in your stomach, groaning at the mere sight of your tiny hole being all fucked open by him. you’ve came so much already, and he’s so pent up that he’s been going at it for what feels like eternity.
“gonna break up with her, i swear… i swear baby… you’re so much better than her, pussy’s so warm… just wanna stay inside forever— mm, you want that? fffucckk, needed you for so long..” he pants, rambling on and on as he loses himself in the feeling of your warm cunt wrapped around him, your walls fluttering and twitching as you squeeze him so well.
whenever he fucks his girlfriend, it’s a huge risk because he almost, always, moans your name before he stops himself just in time. he really only cums when he closes his eyes and thinks of how you would look, taking him in your mouth or squirming while he pounds you and makes you take everything. when she’s asleep afterwards, he gets hard again thinking of you and how pretty you are. it’s a chore to even engage in intimacy with his girlfriend, because he feels nothing for her and everything for you, and it pisses him off to no extent when the girl underneath him is her and not you. so now that he’s finally got you, the one he’s been in love with for years, he doesn’t plan on letting go.
“ ‘m so full,” eyes rolling back as you whine. “feels so good—! so deep.. can’t—!”
he slams into you harder. “god, been wanting this pussy for years.. came inside her while thinking it was you taking all my cum, thought about you while fucking my fist.”
“huh—! me?” you sob, barely able to speak. “then why— why’d you stay with her?”
“.. didn’t think you wanted me.”
“i always wanted you!” you whimper. “thought about you while touching myself.. wanted to feel you inside me so bad..”
he mutters, “yeah? had to fuck her in the dark to pretend it was you.”
“i didn’t— didn’t know! hnghhh.. ‘s not fair.. should’ve been me taking all your cum.. not her.. only want you to fuck me on your cock—! don’t want you filling anybody else up, only me..”
“yeah, baby?” he whispers. “don’t worry— shit— ‘m gonna fill you up so much, okay? you want that?”
you hastily nod your head, tears spilling down your cheeks. “please, please—! need it, wanna feel you fill me up, have it leaking ‘cus it’s too much..”
“want me to fix it, huh? shit… don’t worry, okay? gonna stuff this pretty pussy until all that pain goes away..”
his thrusts are rough and start getting more sloppy, until he finally cums, burying himself in you and filling you up just as he promised. he’s panting, groaning while your pussy clenches around him as ropes of hot, thick cum fill you up. he whines, loud and voice cracking as he whimpers “fuck, i love you— i love you, baby, i love you..”
you’re in such a daze, feeling him pumping his cum endlessly into you. in fact, the both of you are so messed up and drunk on each other right now that you don’t even realize the way his phone lights up with text messages from his girlfriend, asking him where he is, to please come home, and that she loves him.
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its insane how good and bad my luck is head in hands
#mielmbles#just got oil like completely saturated into my paycheck#its all over my desk but ! my laptop was upside down so the oil didn’t get into and of the like mechanical bits#the fact that we just have to keep going whenever something happens just fucks me yk ?#like yeah this happened now i just gotta figure out how to fix it or move on#like i cant even feel anything about its just yeah okay this just might as well happen too#in fucking sane im telling you and the fact that this kinda shit is like an every day thing for me like at least ten times every day#something goes fucked like my door breaks or my clothes rip or my things get horrifically stained#its tiring but again every thing keeps going and like i cant get hung up on little stuff cuz then i wouldn’t have any time in the day for#anything#plus theres all the big stuff too so like eh yk ?#godddd im exhausted. at least its a good lesson ?#cash those checks in sooner or smth or check for holes in sauce bags before carrying them around everywhere#cannot believe i had to spend the whole shift at work just completely covered in t sauce lmao#and like at this point its just funny and tiring like an exhausted chuckle of course this would go wrong yk ?
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no one saw that okay
#art talks about stuff#something wrong with the backslash button on my keyboard#inverse of my a button issue it just goes off whenever#wish i knew how to stop it
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I feel like I'm requesting a lot these past days but my creative juices are pumping:(
Anyways how would the boys (isagi, nagi, sae, rin, you can add whoever you want) react to reader being the favorite WAG, like people aspires to be her cause even tho she's dating a rich footballer she still works, doesn't dress too fancy (literally seen this online, fancy in like designer brands that cost millions), always support her man, is nice, no fan ever had a bad experience with her, love the love story of her and her man... List goes on, just everyone fav girl and maybe their fans like her more then him
Or if its easier for you a one shot with Isagi about it, whatever works best for you!!💕
“𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭’𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐖𝐀𝐆”
a/n: i wanna be a WAG sm, i absolutely loved this request and ate it up cath THANK YOU
ft. itoshi sae, nagi seishiro, isagi yoichi, itoshi rin
itoshi sae
sae doesn’t care about public opinion, until he realizes you’re literally being hailed as the "standard" for WAGs everywhere.
you're known for showing up to his games in comfy outfits, no loud designer logos, just jeans and a cute little top, but the way you cheer for him so genuinely? fans cry over it.
everyone’s obsessed with the fact you still freelance and don’t rely on his money, even though he's loaded.
his fanbase calls you “mrs. unbothered” because you carry his same calm, cool aura but in a way nicer way.
interviewers will ask about sae, and you’ll always answer like, “i’m just proud of him. he works so hard.” and everyone in the comments goes: “we love a humble queen.”
sae pretends he doesn’t care when people say you're more likable than him… but he absolutely does. he likes bragging about you privately, muttering stuff like, “they’re not wrong though.”
his fans go from writing thirst tweets to “i’d never even look at sae if his girlfriend was in the room. she’s the real prize.”
whenever you post a soft pic of him, the comments are just: “how does she make him look this warm???”
nagi seishiro
people are constantly shocked you’re dating nagi, because you’re the complete opposite of lazy – you work hard, stay busy, and somehow still make time to support him at every match.
the internet’s favorite thing is how you always pack snacks for him when he's gaming or heading to practice like, “don’t forget to eat.”
nagi just nods sleepily, but his fans MELT.
you're so chill and unmaterialistic it blows people’s minds. you literally pull up in $20 sneakers and a cute hoodie, and still outshine every designer-clad girl.
nagi thinks it’s “troublesome” when he trends but gets pouty when you trend instead: "why are they talking about you more than me... i scored three goals. that’s a hat trick."
when you told him you weren’t quitting your job just because he’s rich, nagi fell harder. fans fell harder too.
he brags about you on stream all the time. “my girlfriend’s cooler than me. she actually does stuff.”
your fan nickname is “miss soft launch” because you’re lowkey and private but every glimpse he shares of you goes viral.
isagi yoichi
everyone loves the slow-burn, hardworking love story between you two – he wasn’t famous when you got together, and you were both hustling, so now it feels earned.
you’re always there on the sidelines, dressed casual and comfy, holding his baby boy during interviews like a proud mom-wife and fans swoon.
his fans legit make edits captioned: “if she’s not like isagi’s wife idc”
people are obsessed with how kind you are. fans have full threads titled “times isagi’s wife was too sweet for this world.”
even players from other teams have admitted that you’re the only WAG they never get tired of seeing at matches.
you're always defending isagi too, like, “he’s harder on himself than anyone else. just support him, guys.” and the fandom eats it up.
isagi once admitted in an interview that you do his hair sometimes, and fans lost it. “SHE FIXES HIS LITTLE AHOGE???” became a meme.
when his son’s ahoge showed up, the internet was like: “okay, she’s not just the fave… she’s the blueprint.”
itoshi rin
fans are terrified of rin but adore you because you're just so sweet and level-headed.
they call you “the rin whisperer” because you’re the only one who can make him smile in public.
you show up to games in the simplest outfits: sweater, jeans, a little necklace, and somehow you still slay more than girls in $5,000 fits.
you still work your job, even when rin’s like “you don’t need to.” your fans treat it like a power move.
every time rin posts a pic of you, it’s the softest, most lovingly taken photo. fans literally go: “he is SO in love. this is not the same rin we see on the field.”
he hates interviews, but if someone mentions you, he perks up a little. “yeah. she’s great. i don’t know why she likes me.”
fans think your dynamic is the funniest because rin’s so cold but you’re warm and sociable. at meet-and-greets, he just stands behind you like a bodyguard while you do all the talking.
people joke that you're the protagonist of the love story, and rin’s just lucky to be your love interest.
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Dead Silent. One of the batfam ask Danny why he’s more clingy than his siblings and Danny just goes “huh??” Cuz he’s probably the LEAST clingy. Dan is Yandere Levels of clingy, Jazz is Ride or Die clingy, Dani is probably Stalker clingy, and don’t even get him started on their parents.
Danny, by comparison, is the normal one and I feel like that should be appreciated so much more.
(This is SO freaking funny and you're so right omg. It got long bc I got excited again lmaooo)
"You... you think I'm... clingy?!" Danny cried in shock, looking around for a camera. Were they serious? Was this actually real?
Duke said with a shrug, "Well... I mean, I always see you around Cass. We're just asking."
"I am literally the least clingy and the most normal out of my siblings."
Jason snorted from where he stood behind Tim's chair. Everyone was listening in but only Damian and Duke had the graciousness to not pretend that they weren't. Even Cass was staring, blinking as she was held in Danny's arms for a cuddle after the patrol.
"Oh yeah? Prove it."
Danny glared at him and pointed to his shadow, which stretched out beneath him from the Batcave's lights.
"One, the only reason she doesn't follow you around everywhere is because Jazz literally has Shadow following you whenever you go out." As he said this, two eyes blinked from within Jason's shadow and then disappeared just as quickly. "Two, she had all of your medical information on a file in her phone! And just information on you, period! Three, just yesterday, she blew up two ships and took down a trafficking ring by herself because she got reports that they put a hit on you! And don't even talk about how normal she is compared to me, because she definitely isn't! You just think she's a normal amount of clingy because the both of you have your brains rotted from romance novels!"
Jason made a face. It was one of great affront, grudging acceptance, and a wistful adoration. Danny couldn't even feel smug for proving him right because the look on his face was just disgusting.
Cass giggled from within his arms.
Dick opened his mouth and Danny pointed at him aggressively, clutching at Cass as he said, "You can't speak either! Dan is literally the most clingy out of all of us! You know what Jazz said?! He literally has abandonment issues and codependency!! Y'know what his name was before we came here?! It's "World Destroyer"! The only reason he hasn't done anything is because he really likes you and wants to spend most of his time watching you and keeping you safe instead of going around and causing destruction!"
Dick blinked. "But he also—"
"Wrong! He uses clones to do stuff while he keeps watch over you, and you're the only reason he has a moral code at all."
Dick made a considering face and then he smiled. "Aww, that's kinda cute. I didn't know he was so clingy."
Danny muttered to Cass, "Are you seeing this bullshit?"
She giggled again and patted at his arms that were wrapped around her neck.
Duke nodded, amusement on his face. "I see your point. But what about Dani? You're definitely clingier than her."
Danny made an error noise. "Nope! The entire Young Justice is codependent and clingy, so it just looks normal. And Dani just follows around Kon and Tim in intervals so you can't see either of them." He also grimaced at Tim, who was still working at the computer. "And Tim is already watching them, aren't you? You three are a bunch of freaks."
Tim looked up with a small smirk, much to Damian's audible disgust. "You got me there. I keep trackers and cameras on all of them. And Dani's usually just invisible."
Danny smiled triumphantly. "Hah! See? I'm the least clingy!"
There were murmurs of agreement and then Duke said, "I don't know, I think all four of you are clingy and weird."
Danny sulked. "No I'm not."
Duke gestured to all of him. "You're literally climbing Cass like a koala."
Okay, so his legs were wrapped around her waist and he was hanging onto her like a sticker, but so what? She didn't mind!
Cass snickered and said, "It's okay. He's light."
"Yeah, I'm light," grumbled Danny as he squeezed her.
Duke and Damian shared a look, as Duke said, "We should get out of here. Thank god these freaks are taken."
"Agreed. Thank goodness we are the most normal."
Now there were cries of outrage throughout the entire cave all over again.
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Mafia!König x Baker!Reader? It’s a small, self owned business and the only reason it’s still running is because König funds it, but he’s not going to hurt her feelings and confess that.
Konig knows heaven, and it smells like fresh cinnamon rolls at 6 am. He goes to your bakery every day - when he can afford to have a routine, to slip through the glass doors first thing in the morning and the last thing before you're closed. Get himself a set of fresh little pastries that he would throw at whatever poor secretary is going to cover up for his money laundering this day. Gets himself trays worth of cinnamon rolls and imagines smearing the white cream all over your lips. Making you suck his fingers clean. Maybe drop icing over his cock and push it over your mouth until you finally learn how to please a customer properly. He buys the whole building - gives you a hefty discount on rent, and makes sure to harass and beat down any poor fuck who thinks that getting money for protection from his turf is a good idea. Hires new security all around the block, discreet men in hoodies, allowing him to come here almost every day without risking you or himself. You're shit at doing business. Give away free stuff to students, never chastise the occasional workers you hire. They never stay for long - mostly because a lot of them are trying their hardest to rip you off, and Konig doesn't really appreciate the ones who wrong his future wife. It's easy to make the dough guy number three disappear - it's much harder not to stare at you, to stop his fingers from trembling and forgotten anxiety to whisper at his mind whenever you ask if he wants a free cinnamon bun to his order. He says it's a bad way of managing a business, and you giggle. Such a naive, precious little thing. You wouldn't survive without him - and you have absolutely no idea that this man will gladly shoot half of this damned city if you'd ask him. Konig wants nothing more but to press your pretty soft body to the counter and fuck you like it's the last thing he can do. Push you around and get his hands under your pretty skirt. Make you laugh, make you cry - make you whimper and claw at his shoulders as he pushes in, smearing sweet sugar powder all over your face. He was thinking about being just a bit more cruel - demanding something more for his protection. Having your pretty pussy on display for him, fuck you behind the counter. Drag you in his car and make you his sweet little baker back at the mansion. He isn't acting on his fantasies - not yet, at least, content with stealing soft touches and making his men steal your underwear for him. Visit your apartment sometimes, touch your pretty face and make decisions on how exactly he is going to whisk you away.
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Dunno if you've written about the LADs men with a possessive MC already, or if you take requests for specific characters but I was thinking of this trope with Sylus, Caleb and Zayne (separately)
With them being on a date in public where he's getting a lot of attention because of how attractive he looks and MC is just...glaring at everyone who stares at him for too long like a territorial cat lol
Ppl will oggle at him, then notice the smaller looming presence to his side, staring at them like they should be six feet under 👁️👁️
Their reactions to that, basically haha
btw late happy birthday!
Ouu I love possessiveness so ima do it 🤭 Thank you sm! 🤍
Mine All Mine

Rafayel was far from unattractive and everyone knew it. Especially the girl who was his biggest fan. She always knew where he was and hung around. So when you guys were walking along the beach you weren’t surprised she popped up.
“Rafayel the famous artist!” She squealed running up to him and hugged him. Your glare was deadly, it could kill an army.
She was calling him all types of talented and handsome. It was pissing you off. She had the nerve to gaze at you and smirk like she was stealing him from you or something. Now it was your turn.
You pull him in by his arm, hugging it. He goes to look at you and you pull him down to you and kiss him. Out of character for you but Rafayel didn’t mind as he melted into the kiss.
“Come on we’ll be late.” You mumbles wiping his lips with your thumb. He nods mindlessly as he drags you along. You turn around to wink at the stunned girl.

Sylus is a handsome man and you know that well. Many men and women know it well too. Tonight was no different, the auction was lively and Sylus’ appearance livened it up more. He looked down with a smirk at every item that came across the floor. Your arms were intertwined as his fingers tapped the chair.
A man in a bunny mask walks by with champagne asking if you both would like to indulge in any. Sylus declines making the man focus on him more. He tries to get Sylus to try their best wine and whisky. He even sat on the arm of Sylus’ chair. When he tried to touch Sylus’ chest you grabbed his wrist.
“If you haven’t noticed my husband isn’t thirsty so it would be best to move along.” You snap with a sarcastic smile. He scoffs before stomping away to which you rolled your eyes.
“So feisty.” Sylus teased. “Shut it.” You snapped back.

Why was Zayne so calm and collected whenever anything was happening to him? A mystery really. Zayne was breathtaking you nor anyone else could lie about that. He also had the personality to match which attracted the wrong kind of attention in your eyes. So when you came to join him for lunch only to see one of his colleagues trying to bring him lunch in her containers from home you nearly blew up.
You’ve caught her countless times trying to make him warm up to her. It was driving you nuts. Zayne secretly loved watching you be possessive over him. He thrilled him but he would never tell you that.
“Sorry. Only I bring him lunch…” You look down at the container containing his least favorite dish. “And he doesn’t like this stuff.” You smile sarcastically before closing it for her.
“Then what does he like?” She questioned a bit of sass in her tone.
“Me and anything to do with…well me.” You smile before staring at her blankly. You guide Zayne to his office to which he chuckled on the way.

Xavier lived for days you were possessive. You were like a mini him and he loved the reaction you’d get whenever someone flirted with him. Today was no different when you guys beat wanderers that attacked town square, a certain fan wanted to give Xavier a bit more praise.
“I’m free this weekend. It’s only right since you came just in the nick of time to save me.” She gushed getting closer to Xavier who looked at her obliviously.
“That’s polite but—“ You were quick to swoop in. “I’m sorry but he’s not allowed to fraternize with citizens.” You tell her with your arms folded. She cocks her head sideways in confusion.
“I don’t understand? Then who—“ You wrapped an arm around his and smiled. “Me. That’s it.” You dragged him away as he just stared at you lovingly.
“Fix your face, Xavier.” You tell him sternly but he keeps staring at you like a puppy.

You and Caleb are neck and neck in the possessive category by the way. He tries to scare everyone away. You try to keep him to yourself. It’s a constant back and forth with you two. A tennis match if you will.
Tonight was no different either. Some of Caleb’s colleagues invited you both out for drinks and one of them got too handsy. She was drunk touching on Caleb who was being polite trying to keep her hands at bay. The final time was enough for you as you grabbed her wrist giving her a deadly stare. Almost immediately she sobered up and didn’t bother him for the rest of the night.
“You’re cute when you act like my guard dog.” He teases in your ear. You stare at him the same way before he holds his hands up in surrender.
“Alright I’ll stop.” He surrendered before holding you close.
You guys sure love to challenge my writing skills 😭
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Batfam au where the reader isn't a vigilante, "doesnt" know about the vigilante stuff (they do but they pretend they don't)(they live with them of course they peiced it together) and is instead the normal family member.
A reader who isn't a vigilante but has been "secretly" taking self defense lessons for years because she's a Wayne and lives in Gotham (she's not actively hiding it, the others just haven't asked)
Not a neglected reader but instead the cover up almost
Whenever someone questions the family reader plays the "what are you talking about, we're just a normal family, like that time-" and they'd go on about some random family moment
Even Damian plays along acting like a real little brother around reader (which the others find annoying because he's always a Lil shit to them)
A reader who is well known and liked by the public who happily answers questions and makes the family seem more normal
A reader who always attends galas and talks with the rich people and builds connections
A reader who when one of said galas is attacked, immediately goes to defend people and disarm the attackers, knowing the batfam can't do anything in civilian form and buys them time
A reader who when asked why they went into action says that people were in danger
A reader who says they learnt self defense because they can't always rely on Batman and Robin's, they already do so much for Gotham the least they could do is lessen the plate
A reader who after they get home is sat down with the family for a "We have something to tell you" talk that looks a bit like this
Bruce: "Y/n? Come sit, we need to talk"
Y/n: "Is something wrong?"
Dick: "It's about what happened at the gala, we heard what you said and there's something you should know-"
Y/n: "Oh is this the talk where you finally tell me you guys have been vigilantes this whole time?"
Tim: ".... is that sarcasm or did you expect this"
Y/n: "Guys I've known for years, did you think I was covering for you guys accidentally?"
Bruce: "If you've known for so long why didn't you ever say anything?"
Y/n: "I liked playing the innocent role, plus it was entertaining to watch you guys try to cover things up so I wouldn't question anything"
Batfam: "........"
Y/n: "Aaaaand seeing you guys get so angry because of how Damian acts like an angel around me so he could get away with things since I 'wouldn't believe you' I've seen you guys get so close to cracking when I would tell you off for being rude to him"
As much as I love neglected reader and other angst, I think a story where the reader had more power and knowledge than the others realized would he really fun
Bonus would be if Alfred and the reader were in cahoots, especially if reader told Alfred about the self defense lessons (probably got some from Alfred himself honestly)
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to be loved is to be.. ♡‧₊˚⋆˚✿˖°



a series of moments that have shown you that to be loved is to be changed, considered, known, and to be seen.
heeseung 𐐪♡𐑂 jongseong 𐐪♡𐑂 jaeyun 𐐪♡𐑂 sunghoon
genre: fluff.. like a shiiit ton of fluff omg, romance, a bit of angst, established relationship warnings: kissing and some suggestive stuff, i dont think theres much else but lmk if i need to add anything!! 18+
wc: 2071
more under the cut .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
⋆˚࿔ heeseung 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ to be loved is to be seen..
"i love all of you, even the parts that you think are not worthy of love." -daphne basset 'bridgerton'
there had been plenty of times where you have felt like your flaws have been the defining point of who you are as a person, but an even greater amount of times where you have had boyfriends tell you that your flaws were too much to handle.
but not heeseung.
heeseung constantly reassures you, even when you don’t need it, that you are perfect the way you are– flaws and all.
he’s learned of your mannerisms when your brain has gotten too loud and has known you long enough to know when you were starting to get in your head. you wished you weren’t that way but heeseung has told you countless times that it’s okay to be like that and he’ll hold your hand every step of the way.
“honey..? are you feeling alright?”
you look at him from through your lashes, the wetness building in your eyes obscuring your view of heeseung.
in a moment he’s right by your side and calmly rubbing your back.
“what’s wrong?” he asks, knowing that you don’t need to tell him but he’ll be there regardless.
you go on to talk about how you’re starting to feel insecure around your friends, telling him about how whenever you have a weird reference or a niche thought– none of your friends would catch it and would just send one another awkward glances as the silence presses on.
“honey, you know that doesn’t matter; but i understand. sometimes i feel like that too..”
your eyes perk up at his comment, unaware that heeseung also had these experiences which came as a shock because his friend group of seven seemed so close to one another. “really?” you ask and he nods with a small grin.
heeseung goes on to tell you of all the times some of his friends would tease him for his obscure thought about a tv show he watched when he was really young that none of them have watched or whenever his friends would disagree with him about an opinion on something so simple like his preference of soggy vs non-soggy ramen.
the two of you laughed at his stories and it instantly made you feel better.
heeseung had that effect on you, he just knew how to make you feel better.
“it’s okay to feel that way, honey. you just have to make sure that it doesn’t eat you up inside, i know it’s easier said than done but i’ll remind you of that every day if that’s what it takes so that you no longer have these negative thoughts about yourself…
i see you for who you are, all of you, and i love every bit of you.”
⋆˚࿔ jongseong 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ to be loved is to be considered..
"you have a place in my heart that no one could ever have." -f. scott fitzgerald
you’ve never had to worry about jay being loyal, he showed you very early on in your relationship that he was dedicated to you in ways that no man has ever shown you. you’ve never had a reason to question his love to you but he shows it in ways that you didn’t know.
you’re currently having lunch with heeseung and sunoo, two of his best friends, talking about their plans for the summer when the topic of jay’s bachelor party comes up. you tense up a bit at the topic because quite frankly– you weren’t sure how that would play out. you’ve seen the horror stories of couples splitting up right before their wedding because of one of them having a little too much fun at their bachelor/bachlorette party and cheating on the other.
but you knew to trust jay.
“don’t worry, yn. jay loves you, he’d never cheat on you if that’s what you’re thinking about.” sunoo says, almost as if he was in your head.
“oh– no, i know he’d never cheat.” you chuckle.
“i mean, the guy thinks about you 24/7.” heeseung adds with a chuckle of his own.
you look at him with a puzzled look and he takes that as you want him to elaborate, “yeah, jay can’t stop talking about you. he lives and breathes… you.” he continues.
“we were talking about the bachelor trip last week and whenever jake or riki would add an idea, jay would go– “mmm i don’t know if yn would like that” or “i’ll see with yn first.” i’m starting to think you’ve got your leash a bit tight on my best friend.” heeseung says jokingly, causing you and sunoo to laugh.
the three of you enjoy a moment of laughter before continuing the conversation, “no, i’m just kidding. he just loves you a lot, everything he does he makes sure to consider how it would affect you first.
he’s just really thoughtful and considerate that way. you’re always on his mind and he’s made it a point that you’re the first thing on his mind no matter what comes up.”
his words warm your heart and only solidifies the feeling you had, jay has never made you worry about his love and that was the truth.
“hey guys- hi my love, sorry i’m late!” speak of the devil.
jay has just arrived to lunch, a bit late due to traffic but not like it mattered, and he joins you and his friends at the table.
“did you guys order already? i chose this place because i know how much you like pasta and they make all of their pasta from scratch here.” jay says, looking at you with a warm smile and bright eyes; one that you return with a small kiss on his cheek.
a glance from sunoo and heeseung don’t go unnoticed by you as jay’s last statement only proves the previous conversation further.
⋆˚࿔ jaeyun 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ to be loved is to be known..
"my heart is so full of you, i can hardly call it my own." -liana radulescu
it was the little things that jake did that made your heart swell with more love. it’s not that jake doesn’t do any grand gestures for you, in fact he did it so often you practically had to beg him to stop, but it was moreso that you really appreciated the smaller ways he showed his love for you.
like right now.
jake, your boyfriend of 2 years, was currently arguing with your sister on what your favorite ice cream flavor was. you’d think the two were little kids with the way they were bickering and in all honesty; it was too entertaining to stop.
“no!! she likes strawberry, we literally always got them when we were kids!” your sister argued and all jake could do was scoff and shake his head.
“how are you her sister and you’ve known her your whole life and you don’t know her favorite flavor? it’s mint chocolate, i’m telling you!” jake retorts.
the two had been at it for a while now and you just sat silently while they went at it. the topic wasn’t even that important until jake, stubborn as ever, refused to back down when your sister said she knew you more than he did.
he wasn’t going to let that bruise his ego but he did holds the title of “number one yn lover” very dearly. he didn’t care who wanted to challenge him for the title whether it be your sister or even one of your parents.
you and jake have been dating for two years but have known each other for a while now. you started off as friends and the chemistry between the two of you eventually turned romantic, jake asking you on a date for the first time with all of your favorite things.
favorite flowers, lillies, organized into a bouquet, a sanrio plushy of your favorite character, cinnamoroll, and a picnic of your favorite food: sushi and pastries.
it was honestly the perfect first date for you but what made it even better was that he took the time to put together your favorite things and even remembered the one time, several years ago, where you mentioned that your idea of a perfect date was a picnic and watching the sunset.
the small things like remembering your favorite things or jake making an effort to know you the way no one has ever known you before was what made you love him most. that and his cute face.
“yn? will you tell your little boyfriend that he’s WRONG!” your sister says, her eyes and jake’s glued on you to settle the argument.
“sorry…” you begin and your sister already has a shit eating grin.
“my favorite is mint chocolate…” you mutter and her mouth drops in shock.
“i fucking told you! number one yn lover, let’s go baby!!” jake shouts, shooting up to his feet and slapping his chest like he had just scored the final goal of a game. jake runs over to you and tackles you to the ground with a hug, peppering kisses along your face.
“ugh, gross– i quit.” you sister says before walking out of the room.
⋆˚࿔ sunghoon 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ to be loved is to be changed..
"you miss who you used to be, but who you are now deserves to be loved too. -samantha camargo
to say that you were the same girl you were just one year ago would be untrue. when you first met sunghoon, he was the captain of the soccer team, every girl– and quite frankly, every guy, wanted him.
you had met in a music theory class and he showed up late and the only seat left was the one next to yours. you barely gave him a glance and for the first time, sunghoon had met someone who didn’t automatically fawn over him. he made several attempts to try to talk to you and you never responded with more than 5 words.
it wasn’t because you had any negativity towards sunghoon, to be honest you found him to be as handsome as the next person, but you were too far in your own shyness that you couldn’t muster up a full conversation. you were a generally shy person and because of the aura around sunghoon, you were even more shy.
but sunghoon didn’t give up on you.
he wanted to break you out of your shell because you were the one person who treated him more than just his status or appearance. he would sometimes bring you a pastry because he’d heard your stomach grumble once during your 8am class. he would bring an extra eraser with him because you tend to forget to bring one. he even went as far as to save a seat for you the following semester for music theory 202 because he just assumed you’d also take that course.
and as time went on, you warmed up to him more and more.
the small conversations in class turned into study sessions at the library until 2 in the morning– and eventually he built up the courage to ask you out on a date. it wasn’t because he was nervous about the action of asking you out, it was moreso because he was nervous you’d turn him down.
to his surprise, you said yes. and even more a surprise for you that he asked you out.
that was just a year ago when he first met you.
the shy girl he sat next to on the first day of music theory and now you were his girlfriend who he’d be spending all summer with. all summer to get to know you further, listen to you talk about all of the things that you enjoyed and to be able to witness this new side to you.
“you know… i’m so glad i didn’t give up on you. i was afraid you hated me or something.” sunghoon confessed as the two of you ate dinner at his apartment. you looked at him with a shocked expression. “you barely spoke to me when we first met.” he laughs.
“but here you are now, my girlfriend that i love so much who is the only person i know who can talk about why a waffle is better than a pancake but how french toast is better than both..” he says, stuffing his mouth with grilled meat. the two of you laughing at his comment because it was so true.
“hey..” you pouted before continuing.
“i guess that’s what love does to you then, huh? because you went from this big shot hottie captain of the soccer team to a big softie goofball now that we're dating.” you retorted, causing sunghoon to briefly choke on his food.
it wasn’t that either of you needed to change for the better, but being around each other and feeling one another’s love was able to change you both in ways that made you fall in love even more.
hoonieyun notes: hehehe i have been in a fluff mood lately because ive been writing so much angst LOL i hope you guys enjoyed but i also wanted to say this one is dedicated to @zorange13!! shes been such a sweetheart so i wanted to show some appreciation for her. her work is so well thought out and always leaves me wanting mooore!! pls check her out, her work is some of my favorite <3
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