#where...did i asked for this?
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Love how indeed dot com asked me to give them up to 10 suggestions of jobs I'm interested in doing and then immediately suggested me things that are not even close to my suggestions, like yeah bro let me apply to start my career as a registered nurse in Texas, that's perfect 👌
#webbed....site...#'opportunities with relocation support :D'#where...did i asked for this?#like how about you show me the jobs in my huge ass city or at the very least in the suburbias around it?#no motherfucking texas it is#and as a nurse too like ok#i love looking for a job this is so fun and i enjoy it very much (me lying like i while do during my job interviews)
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it's extremely critical that you see the photo of the perp walk for luigi mangione as being propaganda. i've seen so many people wave it off and instead fawn over his looks. and trust me, i know it ended up being kind of pathetic and weird - but please don't brush it off as a "modelling opportunity" for him. it's a fucking terrifying message the police are sending.
i want to make a few comparisons here, in case you're not from the US or familiar with why the perp walk thing is something to pay attention to. just to set the groundwork for why this is a purposeful, unusual, and cruel act by the nyc police - for why this is not a common occurrence and for why that matters.
the prosecution alleges the show of force is due to the charge of "terrorism." for comparison, in june 2015, tsarnaev was found guilty for the boston marathon bombing, which killed 3 people and injured hundreds. his actions are considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. i have spent the last hour looking through google for pictures of similar to mangione's perp walk - and so far, i have found zero. i also just do not personally remember a moment like that, despite living in boston at the time.
they allege that luigi is a stone-cold killer who carried out a longterm plan, making him particularly dangerous. again for comparison: in nyc, recently cory martin was found guilty of the killing of brandy odom. the murder was planned and premeditated to steal insurance money. and yet no staged perp walk. why didn't her life matter enough for a "show of force"?
but mangione gets paraded by a veritable army of police officers as if he is a rabid animal. for a single citizen who allegedly killed one other single citizen, the "largest perp walk ever" occurs.
so what is the "strong message" that the mayor and the police were trying to send here? the mayor speaks as if mangione is already convicted of terrorism. there is a very thin number of people who feel threatened by the CEO's death. none of us felt like mangione needs to be under massive armed guard.
the message is that you shouldn't resist. they are trying to "make an example" of him - that if you behave badly and kill a single rich person, you'll be treated as if you killed hundreds of people. you will be treated worse than a man who was found guilty of terrorism. you will be considered guilty without trial. the message is that the rich are a protected class, and you cannot touch them without massive punishment. they are trying to prevent a revolution by showing dominance and force against you.
the message is that the police are a puppet of the wealthy and that the law is not equally applied across class disparity. it is "some are more equal than others." it is "one life is more precious than another."
the show of force wasn't for luigi. it was for us. it was a warning. they are trying to remind us who is really in control.
#i bring up tsarnev only bc i feel like people DID want blood. i lived in boston. people wanted to rip him apart.#i do not personally remember a moment where he was paraded around like that. and the fact we gave more dignity to him#than luigi .... is startling.#and i just realized last night i was like - i don't really remember a perp walk like that. maybe im misremembering#but i went to google and i was like. wait why the fuck was it so fucking big.#it WASNT a random act of terror. it WASNT to injure/kill as many as possible.#even if we consider it to be premeditated murder: when have we ever done this.#so brandy's life didnt deserve “a show of force?”#the mayor doesn't say ''our city wont stand for this'' when it's a planned murder for insurance money????#anyway . ur not immune etc etc etc#but i also wanted the comparisons in here in case ppl aren't from amercia etc#this ISNT normal or usual. this was overkill by like a million#on the other hand they gotta do this bc they're scared :)#i kept this bc i had ppl ask me not to delete this but i just felt like#it wasn't really poetry just talkin
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#young justice#young just us#cassie sandsmark#cassie abusing her leadership position to see if this quiz is legit#blue asked if tim would take an am i gay quiz and we decided he figures out the answers to get heterosexual#childs play for someone taught by the worlds greatest detective...#kon has at least one gay friend at this point! this is canon :) but would not lead to any realizations quite yet methinks#bart is aroace but imo hes the kind of aa where he thinks about it so little he hasnt even noticed#i did try to take a quiz more or less in character and i was like bart would simply not finish#wonder girl#tim drake#kon el#superboy#bart allen#dc impulse#yj98#comic#comics#dc#dc comics#digital art#2025
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that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look
"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc
obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#armand#armand iwtv#scopophobia cw#in s1 the look on 'rashid''s face when daniel asks where hes from is so carefully and calculatedly innocent i like it a lot#then ofc in 2x05 the actor for armand enters what is medically referred to as sicko mode#whats his name actually hold on#assad zaman#goood stuff#what can i say this show is candy for my brain#v funny how armand was literally Just A Guy in the first season but season 2..... holy fuck#i want 100 more episodes of this freak#yes he did all that and i stand with my cancelled wife
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Kevin saying Jean and him aren’t friends and then immediately sending Jean a postcard and Jean saying ‘I hate him’ and then immediately hanging it up above his desk.
#how did Kevin even know where Jean lives#like I know he was there but that means he had to notice the street name etc or remember if Jeremy ever told him. Jeremy didn’t know until#Jean’s ‘I hate him’ so Kevin didn’t ask Jeremy probably#they’re everything to me#and to each other#Kevjean#all for the game#aftg#jean moreau#the sunshine court#kevin day#the foxhole court#the golden raven#tgr spoilers
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i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.
glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."
like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.
and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like
#wicked#wicked 2024#shitpost#my hand slipped oh no#madame morrible#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#gelphie#imagine being her for a second yk#like that scene just before the ballroom scene where elphaba comes to her#asks her to include glinda in their classes#and threatens to QUIT if she doesn't do it right that instant#and you're there like girl wtf???#i thought we hated her why are you up in her ass rn???#do you think she saw whatever sort of horrible homoerotic tension they had going on during loathing#and she was like yk what this is fine i can deal with this im sure this won't lead to anything#and cue elphaba banging on her door at 2am#i would've taken a bottle of aspirin and gone to bed like BYE#can't deal with these damn lesbians again#i just KNOW she was cursing glinda out#also again madame morrible's plan hinged on elphaba being so starved for love and approval she'd do whatever she and the wizard wanted#BUT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SHE GETS LOVE AND VALIDATION FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE#LIKE THIS WAS NOT ACCORDING TO PLAN#WHERE DID THE PINK LESBIAN COME FROM???
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ngl ppl getting mad that jinshi & maomao didn't technically kiss in the s2 finale is really funny to me considering jinshi literally Licked & Bit Her Neck for a good solid minute within the same episode (AND almost made out with her in front of a bunch of temporary corpses all because she told him her scars made him look prettier TT)
like to me half the appeal of these two's dynamic is the fact that they're both insane & never show their affection for each other in any remotely normal way; you rly think they'd just smooch each other disney princess style at this point in their relationship?? NO!!! maomao would probably bite jinshi's arm for fun before she directly says she loves him
#apothecary diaries#the apothecary diaries#jinmao#maomao#jinshi#maomao x jinshi#& the best part about that is it's not even a toxic thing or anything they're just both Freaks & like doing it this way#i'm not caught up in the light novels yet but i remember someone told me there was a part where jinshi just asks her to slap him#the same way she did to the serving women in lihua's chambers that one time & then lick the wound#like they've BEEN insane like this for a good awhile now lmao
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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest
Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here
Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭
It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony
#the final confrontation was basically his first death again#and YES he Does want the Joker dead#and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it#but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate#because he Wanted batman to pass his test#he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count#AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then#granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point#i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh#my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work#i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done#BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something#it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents#that love him and he can trust#the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here#i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob#while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away#anwya. where was i going with this#i think i got off topic#jason todd#dc comics#batman#ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand#they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option#EDIT EDIT: hiii#removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things#go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also#ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise
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Playing Mass Effect for the first time in 2025 and This is basically what Shepard did, right
Am I missing something
#There will probably be a follow up to this jsyk#a puny little human came all the way down in a rickety old mech suit that could implode in a fraction of a second to ask for your help#and you basically tell her-- as the closest thing to a God to her--#that you're Afraid of what she's going to war with?#SKILL ISSUE#how do you recover from that#you don't. lmao. well played shepard.#I played more Subnautica than I wished I had to know that I did not like where this was going when we started the descent#yet here comes shepard with zero fear of God#tw thalassophobia#tw eye strain#tw eyestrain#mass effect#commander shepard#mass effect 3#mass effect spoilers#mass effect 3 spoilers#mass effect leviathan#mass effect shepard#me3#mass effect legendary edition#me3 spoilers#Mass Effect Art#masseffectart
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As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af
#Hazel you cant just ask people if they have a dead mom#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fop#fairly oddparents a new wish#headcanon#fop hazel#hazel wells#fop dev#dev dimmadome#I think he has mildly positive associations with it tbh#He asked where babies came from and his dad actually took him aside and explained how he was super special and important#and better than everyone else because he was a clone and talked him through the whole cloning process very excitedly#(Dev did not understand a word of it but it was probably the most positive interaction he'd ever had with his dad)#later Dev came back and asked where normal kids come from and he got uncomfy and made an Au-Pair explain#other than that Dev has basically no thoughts on being a clone its just a fact to him.#Actually thinking about it now that could be a really dark explanation for why his real name is Development#I mean you dont just get cloning right on the first try#and nobody wants to name and get attached something that might just fall over dead any minute#HAHA anway angst over teehee :3#fop nature au#<-for organization since this HC applies to it too
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idk how many of you remember this but a few years ago tumblr ran a universally panned ad campaign for (us american) pride month that went "the gayest place on the internet".
well someone planning that campaign dropped in to ask the queer automatticians for advice on that and universally me and the other trans people involved were like "don't do it. i am so serious. don't do it. people on tumblr won't understand that it wasn't automattic who instituted the porn ban, or they will, but they'll recognize that automattic hasn't done anything, hands tied or not, to reverse it. nobody will like this. it will be a disaster." and they thanked us for our thoughts and went ahead with it anyway and then had to do retrospectives about how badly it went and were like "we just didn't know" and [gestures] yeah [edit: i think the person who rbed saying it was queerest place on the internet was right, my brain is fried, sorry! and that's... even worse lmao]
#tony muses#hello new followers. for clarity if you are expecting intense amounts of goss about tumblr specifically i am not your person#when automattic first acquired tumblr they asked queer staff who wanted to transfer over to something that was dear to a lot of us#and i specifically did not want to shit where i eat so to speak#which was the right choice. i just have other info about automattic more generally
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hi... >< may i request a drawing of sunday from hsr when hes sleeping (or pretending to be sleeping... heh) when reader is putting cute stickers on his face? no pressure of course!! thank u >_<
Hi, hello! Sorry for the wait, I got too into it and rendered this a little lol. Also small news for the event, it might take a while for me to finish all of the requests since life's getting busier than ever huhuhuu (ーー;)
#𓏲❅ ︴100 followers event#𓏲❅ ︴drawing#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr fanart#honkai star rail fanart#hsr x reader#honkai star rail x reader#sunday#hsr sunday#sunday x reader#hsr sunday x reader#((he's wearing a yellow pajamas that has a cute duck on it bcuz i think he would totally love ducks lol))#((also i think he would sleep in that kind of position where you might think “is he dead or just ... asleep?” lol))#((took that little inspiration from a friend who did the same haha))#((edit: last note from me cuz my friend asked “where's the halo?” i thought it was physical and thought he hung it up somewhere because-))#((he was going to sleep lol. just imagine his halo being hung up beside the mirror-))
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We were once so close to heaven, Peter came out and gave us medals, Declaring us the nicest of the damned.
#lucabyteart#isat loop#isat siffrin#sifloop#isat fanart#in stars and time fanart#isat#in stars and time#anyway hi. got five free minutes from artfight and yknow what? on artfight ive been making it tmbj (they might be july).#so lets have a fandom tmbgpost . (ignores that i already did an isat post with a tmbg caption) anyway. vague sifloop time#so. im not normal about loop's 'makes a sarcastic toast' self-heal and the way it calls back to sasasap's wine scene AND!! the FIRST DRAFT#FROM THE ARTBOOK??? <- foaming at the mouth. THE FIRST DRAFTTTT... GODDDD. THEY MAKE A TOAST GODDD#but to continue yapping. im the worlds biggest bitch & am of the staunch read that there's no diagetic differences between sapfrin &#isatfrins 'worlds' and their houses are The Same. chalking the differences up to just being a side effect of game development. not diagetic#i think it makes themes stronger yadda yadda yadda WHATEVER youve heard me bitch before. but. it also means i have the headcanon#that the only reason sapfrin had access to alcohol & isatfrin didn't is just. for lack of looking. isatfrin had loop to cope and sapfrin#obviously did not. but. play with me in this space (proceeds to contradict my own bitchiness by drawing bourbon and not the canon wine)#play w me. in the space of a solumn lategame shared drink where loop faulters in 'protecting' siffrin from their same mistakes &#tells them where to find a drink. to share in spirit. a brief reprieve even if it has longer lasting consequences.#as for other yapping. why tmbg? u may ask. the answer is bc they have over 1000 songs theres a lot to choose from. lotta themes#the other answer is i like morally cant use my music taste for fandom playlists. its all britpop & glamrock & grunge i cant do that.#but to throw a more acceptable bone. ok go is like shooting fish in a barrel due to their shared verbiage with isat lol#to that end 'another set of issues' and 'skyscrapers' are some siffrin ass songs. and thats all ill give you. go listen to some altpop
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college byclair ❤️🤲🏽💛
#fyi there’s a universe out there where byclair and elmax are currently on a double date#artovna#byclair#stranger things#will byers#lucas sinclair#Byclair fanart#anon who asked for more byclair this is for you and me#but especially me because I love them sm#if you saw me post and delete and repost… idk why I did that either
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You wanna like my Thorin and Dis twins headcanon soooo bad
#he did not ask her to do that#shes just bagginshield shipper number 1#anyway in the good hobbit that lives in my head they’re twins and she impersonates him all the time for fun#Bilbo catches on immediately but he’s willing to play along to see where it all goes#sketchy bc I just wanted to get this idea down so bad#thorin oakenshield#dis durin#<- idk if that’s the right tag but oh well#bilbo baggins#bagginshield
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I just realized. One thing that Optimus will certainly be educated on by the Primes in the Haunted AU is the various was One Can Kill A Quintesson! Leaving some Autobots confused at times when he's teaching them in return because 'This sounds pretty Specific...???'
It's slightly competitive on the Primes' part because yeah, the Deceptions do got the High Guard being good at killing Quintessons too but. They're the Real Experts. (Are they salty? Naaaah they're not. Much. Kinda.)
AKJSHDK YEAH YOU'RE SO RIGHT I LOVE THAT <333
they got so good at squishing the goddamn bugs and they're thrilled they can save Optimus the pain of figuring out their weak points through trial and error like they did. they're gonna make a pro out of their baby brother in no time.
and if they just so happen to know some of the Decepticons will be majorly pissed off at the fact OP is already on par with the best of what used to be the High Guard when he only has a fraction of their experience... well, happy coincidences, y'know?
and if they happen to teach Optimus how to crack open a Quintesson in just the right way to make some Decepticons see ghosts through him... that's between them and the people they're haunting :)
haunted au
#hey i got an ask#funsizedkola#transformers#transformers one#tf one#optimus prime#tf jazz#haunted au#my art#i am. so sorry this took so long. there's literally no good explanation i don't know where time went OTL#on a different note!#this ask reminded me of one of my favorite tf fics ever. it's called 'Nor Is He Early' and it features a delightful version of the matrix#and the role of prime that i haven't found anywhere else#it isn't really that similar to this au but it does feature OP being able to access the memories of previous holders#and some of those memories are about how to kill quintessons and all the trauma that comes with that#delighful i tell you#i think in this au optimus *can* access memories from the thirteen#but they just prefer to teach him the normal way#mostly because they think it's better from optimus to learn things in his own body rather than from someone else's memory#but also because those memories are Not Good. optimus is already going through his own war and they'd rather he not carry#memories from another one he wasn't even alive to live through#and if he struggles to pick something up they prefer to show him through memories of sparring they did with each other#and the high guard than to show him real battles#they Know it's no use. optimus had already died once before they even met him. they won't be able to protect him from this war#nor any other that comes next. but still they can't help but try#so... yeah ajshdjksa
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