#why am I like this

[ultravionna]

long story short, i need the hot dilf in the middle. point blank period.

[kusakabesimp]

Source: kusakabesimp (insp by a TT soundbyte)

[armyoftheforgottenruler-blog]

So I will start writing a self destructive/suicidal reader x sagau or sahsrau the people decided and I always honor my word (sometimes)

P.S I didn't think that over 300 people would see the poll let alone vote on it damn just please don't get your hopes up I'm not vary good a writing

[nerd-flash]

jonathan quicks legs …

[alsaria-alvenas]

[swansdiary]

having to wake up every day and deal with the impatient anxious bitch you are is not for the weak. i want to pull my hair out

[sabrinawitcher]

Cosmo? Wanda? I wish I knew him! 🌟💫⭐️

I used to have an idea of Cosmo and Wanda being Timmy's 'actual' parents and their misadventures of raising a human child while keeping their identity a secret from him. I made Timmy age and go through life, experiencing life through his 'parents' who haven't had the parent thing down yet, and while Timmy goes through every parents nightmare (puberty).

His godparents would have to face things like finding him a girlfriend or dealing with their own hormones because assuming by the show they looked in their 20s? Correct me if I'm wrong. I decided to add a nice little twist and make them seraphims fighting off evil 'fairies' and destroying worlds.

Cosmo would have been the more laid-back parents who grew up in quite the toxic household and refused to be a parent after what his parents done to him, but after meet his new god-son Timmy his world changed and he was destined to be a successful parent. He would have fought with a bow and arrow and gives in to his god-child's reckless wishes.

Wanda would have on, the contrast admired motherhood but was considered too young or too un-ladylike to start her own family. She had moved out of her father's house after refusing to join the family business. When she met Timmy, she was firstly worried about society's expectations on her but she was destined to be an independent women. She's the more slightly strict mother and would fight with a sword.

Timmy would be the not-so-average kid (possibly 16 or 17?). He'd have a fascination for rock music and being a hard-core musician. He had originally switched between toxic, abusive, and nasty caregivers when younger but never remembered any of them. He had grown a fascination with the supernatural but never knew he was now going to be raised by some ass-kicking seraphim using the word 'fairies' to not totally scare him. Timmy can be reckless, impatient, and snobby, but he doesn't admit it. He fights hand to hand unless for the occasional magical weapons.

(Credits to artists, only using for reference)

(Please don't be afraid to ask questions.)

[satomikristen]

Wolfies attorneys

[uzguncilek]

Gm

[fxoye]

no because i’ll write the most excruciating and detailed story for 20k words like it’s nothing—and then im stuck 6 days in a row on the fucking sexy scene because it needs to be brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

[trashyswagmaster111]

John art!! as the muffin man tee-hee, I forgot to post this yesterday.. I'll probably draw more characters, any suggestions??

cool gif wow

[bowtiepastabitch]

I should not be trusted to write smut because I say to myself "okay brain, now pick another word for penis" and without hesitation my brain responds "phallus" for the third time this paragraph.

[bluegirldreams]

[kyofloral]

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

I join the Discord server

I mute the Discord server

I'm never seen again in the Discord server

[wistfulenchantress]

completed.

EDIT: this has now, as of this edit, reached over 2,000 notes. And I have started doing the things. My life is still far from perfect, but I genuinely do scroll through all the replies and reblogs and watch people get other people to help and reassure me and check on me and it makes me feel so much more loved than i normally do. i'm even going to bed earlier because you said i should. i love all of you so much, and i owe you 2,053 times. all my love, witch.

ORIGINAL POST:

ok here goes. i haven't taken enough care of myself recently. so here we go

if this reaches 100 notes i will start doing yoga again, to help with my anxiety COMPLETE (how you guys are insane)

if this reaches 200 notes i'll start studying more and putting in more effort COMPLETE (o my gosh)

if it reaches 500 i will actually try my best to exercise for the right reasons, instead of random bursts of self-hatred/body hatred COMPLETE (i posted this yesterday evening)

if this reaches 700 notes i will try my absolute best to fix my sleep schedule COMPLETE (ok this is insane)

if this reaches 1000 notes i will be more honest with my therapist COMPLETE (dammit you guys ilysm but this is gonna be hard)

if this reaches 2300 notes i will be more honest with myself about why i am turning to tumblr for this kind of thing and write a poem about it. (this one is a joke since i think 5000 is impossible, and i will write a poem for you guys anyway. i love you) (i’ve now changed this to a more reasonable goal - one really close to what i have now - because honestly i want you guys to succeed because the fact that people are still on this post is insane and it makes me smile.) AND COMPLETE! (i love every person who interacted with this post so much it isn’t even funny. all my gratitude and adoration, witch)

this ends at the beginning of may. you can spam i guess i have 35 followers it prob wont even reach 100. but go ahead, tumblr, do your thing. lol