#why isnt that a tag already help

[the-ramshackle-prefect]

Saw the acemallyuu(?) post i think they are very funny It's this 100+ dragon fae prince last of his bloodline,magicles human from another world and a ginger they picked off the street or something

somehow this guy managed to pull both of them, I'm sorry Ace, I wasn't familiar with your game.

[booksandpaperss]

shot dead

[cheaploafs]

WIP Wednesday ✨

Thank you sm for tagging me! @flowersforthemachines

I’ve been working on writing siren au recently and have been enjoying writing Ivy’s POV for chapter 2 so far! Here’s a little snippet of them currently in the Dellamorte estate after breaking in to check on their now favorite human, Lucanis <3

Various books could be found stacked on the wooden table separating the fireplace and him, some with painted covers while others a wall of text. There was a bottle with some form of liquid inside it, a glass right by the floor nearly finished. It was tempting to give it a taste but that isn't what Ivy came here for. Who knew when the mortal would wake and spending time being distracted wasn't going to help. All they needed was a good look at his face and with how his head laid perfectly still against the pillow, they may have gotten exactly what they needed. Ivy's eyes studied his features just as they did on that stormy night by the shore. His hair was shorter then, the nest of hair on his face wasn't as apparent either. The bags under his eyes weren't so prominent and he didn't appear to be so… fragile before. In a state of rest that should be a comfort, the human looked exhausted and overall restless. Beneath the rough exterior however was still the human Ivy saved that night. It was their first hunt in months after their parents caught them last and they couldn't even enjoy the spoils because well, the spoils were already lost. Yet Ivy saved him anyway, using their strength to bring life back to him and making sure others of his kind came to his aid. They still didn't know why they were drawn to him. He was just another human, something Ivy still couldn't believe. What are you? their curious thoughts lingered on as they brought a hand closer to his face, barely touching the skin out of fear. A string of guilt slowly rose to the surface as they finally left his side, their eyes catching the patterned fabric just at the edge of the seat. How could they think of killing the one they saved so easily like this? They took the fabric into their hands with a form of caution, bringing it close to Lucanis' legs. Their brief distraction came at a cost though when an ill placed glass tipped over, clattering right against the tile floors. Ivy froze, their hands dropping the fabric back to it's original place and as expected, the humans sleep was disturbed. He woke with a freight, his body twisting in their direction and without any thought, Ivy sang a song of slumber out of panic. What normally would sound like claws scraping against wood became a sound they never knew they had, an enchanted melody that caused Lucanis to fall right back into sleep. Shit.

I never know who to tag for these things so if you see this i am tagging you 🫵🫵 I would love to see your works if you have any!!! 🫶

[p33p33p00p00]

nobody understands how much susie deltarune means to me

[mcybree]

Ok ok ok I'm not Tryna start discourse but bluestars prophecy was my first ever warriors book and bluestar will always be my favourite so I'm gonna make some counterpoints to you about her being a Smajor character

bluestar has always been led by an intense loyalty and dedication to those she loves and cares for - this includes her mum, her sister, her clan, eventually Firepaw when he joins the clan, and she has a VERY strong moral compass when it comes to doing the right thing - when she sees thistleclaw teaching tigerpaw to hurt a then baby scourge she very much discourages it and is against it

Afaik scott is Not like that, he doesn't have an emotional or love-driven moral code, he does things because they're smart decisions in the long term or because he wants to. Granted I havent seen a ton of his stuff but I have seen his limited life and 3rd life perspectives and he is very much a singular team player there, there to look after himself and well if people align with him that's great he's got allies (jimmy and Martyn) but he won't go out of his way to care for them

Bluestars defiance of starclan in the first series is BECAUSE she gave herself to them and what the warrior code demanded so much - yes she broke clan rules by having kids with crookedstar but she did everything in her power to make sure they'd have a happy life and felt terrible that thrushpelt was willing to say they were his to save her reputation. She didn't do it out of a selfish want, she only ever wanted to help her clan and those she loved, and her becoming clan leader is emblematic of that want. When she rejects starclan so wholeheartedly in the first series it's because THINGS KEEP GOING WRONG WHEN SHES TRIED SO HARD TO STOP THEM FROM DOING THAT - starclan has never cared about the sacrifices she made to keep her loved ones and clan safe, she lost her mother, her sister, her kits, her mate, literally everything, and things STILL KEEP GETTING WORSE. it's not a demand that she deserves to have everything good, it's a cry for help that shouldn't something go right after she's tried so hard???

C!Scott isn't like that. He puts himself above others and inherently believes he will get the best if he just plays his cards right, and he is good at it, he's very competent at lasting a long time in life series and getting what he wants - the ruthlessness of gem driven by desperation kills him in secret life, Martyn's complete fucking about face kills him in limited life, and I'm pretty sure it's etho who gets him out in 3rd life by luck. He doesn't plan to look after the ones he cares about, because he cares about himself first and foremost. Yeah you can argue when he doesn't get what he wants he gets annoyed, but his is less of a 'why don't I get this don't I deserve it' and more of a 'oh fuck this didn't work. Ok new plan double down on getting what I want by appeasing to people cos they're easy to read and therefore account for'

I don't doubt Scott would make a bluestar adjacent character if he made a warrior cats oc BUT his character would honestly be closer to darktail or ashfur than bluestar and that's that on that.

(sorry you activated 13 year old me's unskippable cutscene sjdjsjsjja this isnt meant to be a serious argument I just love bluestar a lot and love talking about her)

OKAY 1. this is fucking awesome thank you 2. i am going to do something new and exciting (advocate for scott instead of beating him to death with sticks) because unfortunately this bluestar info has only made me believe she is a smajor character even more.

As a general note when I talk about smajor characters as a collective here I’m referring to characters more in the realm of esmp/traffic/rats/pirates/etc, less vampire scott or necromancer scott who are intended to be villainous.

Scott characters tend to operate under a “If I am not a Good Person I may as well die” rule, and consequently abide by a strict moral code to keep themselves feeling clean. For instance: traffic Scott will never go back on his word, he will avoid dishonesty, and he won’t take from others unless he is sure that he can repay them. He will never betray his seasonal primary ally (even when they betray him first), and will often give people things just because they asked him nicely. He stakes a lot of his own identity on this, because it is through being a “good person” that he justifies his superiority (and, by extension, his own existence); in his mind he deserves the best and *is* the best because he is such a good person. When things don’t go his way, he thinks he doesn’t deserve it because he has been nothing but good, so he tries to place a reason. He often assumes that somebody must “have a vendetta” against him, even if this somebody is the world (see: him asking if limlife episode 1 boogeyman is some kind of joke played on him for not giving in to the boogey curse in Last Life.) which is very Bluestar to me, convinced that her misfortunes are a divine punishment.

This is all to say that Scott does have a strict moral code and deep sense of loyalty. Being a “good person” and devoted partner in the ways he understands it are so ingrained into what he is that I think he definitely has the capacity to be a Bluestar if he were raised being taught clan values, even if his internal systems are often built around never letting gross emotions be fully felt rather than what those emotions compel him to do.

[salon-maiden-anabel]

guh i need to start getting out of my comfort zone of never really changing how characters look else then like. hair fluffyness lol. im always overly aware that i stick toooooo close to their canon designs for what i Want to headcanon them to look like yknow. grumble gurgle idk weird things i just can not get over for whatever reason . Like i know its very much also dealing with "hey i already drew this character once. this is now how they are in my art for the rest of time unless its an au!" when its like. NOTHING IS STOPPING ME FROM JUST. CHANGING HOW I DRAW THEM AND GOING ABOUT MY DAY. gargles rips my hair out

[glubandeepspace]

☝️if game not for queer people then why rainbow over the letters psp

psp - commonly used as a sound of beckoning, i.e. in pspsps

as if full on beseeching, dare i say, for us to see the truth-

[waywardsalt]

oh yeah i’ve got a bunch of loz aus that i haven’t really talked about. a few of them are listed and slightly explained in this poll and explanation reblog but i haven’t gone out of my way to actually list the aus i have and really explain them. so that’s what this post is for. here are some... decently simple explanations of my major aus and what they're generally about

i have two kinds of aus: original aus (loz aus that are set in their own kinds of worlds with their own stories and twists on character roles) and then crossover aus (we all know how this works i just mash loz and a thing i like together)

original aus: (many currently dont have actual titles, so the titles will often just be concept shorthand)

in the court of the crimson king/crimson king au: probably the most developed and closest to being written out. it's got one of the longer premises; set in a industrial-esque hyrule city, following linebeck as the main character, as the adoptive older brother of link and aryll, living with them and their grandmother as the only one able to reliably make money to pay for rent and food, leaving every other week to do jobs, but he moonlights as the 'demon of the gray moon', a masked persona he'd created as a child that had long since become a city-wide urban legend, anonymously taking unsavory jobs from whomever can contact him and offer pay, often working directly for bellum, a childhood friend, the one who enabled and trained him to become the demon, and one of five anonymous leaders of the city. linebeck effectively lives a double life, and tries to stay out of too much trouble to avoid drawing attention to himself or making his adoptive family worry, but he gets dragged into more and more danger as bellum becomes curious about the identities of the city's other leaders, and linebeck falls in love with a man named ganondorf, suspected to be one of those other city leaders. ive got a few posts related to it already: this one being another vague concept descriptor, this one being an actual scene i have written out.

'gimmick' au: i cannot explain the gimmick without spoiling the au. put simply, in this au, hyrule as a whole has been at war for ten years, every race and kingdom taking sides in a conflict that seems to be going nowhere. link joined the hylian army young, and has made his way up the ranks to become trusted by queen zelda herself, and things in the war take an interesting turn as he and zelda discover a new faction, unaligned with any particular kingdom and with unknown motives, and zelda decides to set out to the different parts of hyrule, link and a chosen group of trusted allies in tow, intending to try negotiation one more time before things take a turn for the worse.

sci-fi/space au: the fun one that probably would need to be done in a visual medium. it takes place in a solar system of a few planets, link growing up on the planet hyrule and occasionally traveling to the others as a knight specializing in investigating and taking down dangerous bounty hunters, working for zelda as a friend. he and zelda uncover a plot by the yiga clan to accumulate a number of highly dangerous research and weapons held by each species as they aim to resurrect a demon to wreck havoc on the solar system- the b plot being about the top bounty hunters in the solar system screwing around, eventually colliding with link and zelda's a plot as it begins to involve them.

murder mystery(?) au: one of the older ones, maybe one of the oldest that i still stick with. this might actually be one of the first ones i tried writing. the plot begins when zelda returns to hyrule city years after her father- the former mayor- was murdered, finding that he has been replaced by ganondorf and that while things seem fine enough on the surface, random and organized crime run the show, and she begins a private detective agency as 'sheik', a masked young man, and with the help of impa, and old friend and confidant, she moonlights as sheik and uses her daytime identity as zelda to help chip away at some of the city's biggest problems and finds herself drawn into a long string of murders that appear to be anything but random violence.

ruined hyrule 1: i have two au’s with the premise of hyrule being ruined. neither of them have more specific names yet. this one begins with the majority of greater hyrule's population having long since locked themselves in hyrule castle town in order to escape the increasingly dangerous wildlife. zelda, a young girl at the beginning, becomes curious about what lies beyond the city walls, and makes friends with many other children within this sheltered hyrule, and as they grow up together, aim to eventually venture out into the wilderness to see what may have caused the outside world to become so incredibly hostile.

ruined hyrule 2: the other ruined hyrule. set in a devastated hyrule, roughly ten years after the royal family was killed, link failing to save them or hyrule in the time since. he now resolves to set out and indiscriminately destroy every demon that plagues the ruined hyrule, meeting and bringing along various allies, each of which has been uniquely affected by and have different lived in this altered, dangerous shell of hyrule.

modern (school): i also have two modern aus. this one isn’t plot driven, just a concept i have, would work best as little vignettes or something. essentially just the idea of a group of loz characters hanging out together in a modern high school (or college?) setting.

modern: this is the one with an actual plot. follows the general idea of zelda characters living in a modern world only for the typical legends to begin resurfacing and heralding dark events. plot specifics are murky, but that's the general idea.

dark mage: this is the au that where the seas meet the sands takes place in. basically just ganondorf x linebeck shenanigans in this alternate hyrule while actual plot sneaks up on them. named 'dark mage' mostly because the initial idea behind this au was that linebeck would learn magic.

horror au: doesn't have the best name, and it's ended up just being a personal sandbox for me. constantly changing, with the cast and setting often altering if i find that something isn't working or sticking. it's an au i've considered (and even briefly tried) writing in the past, but it's still too fluid, and writing horror effectively is difficult. it's a fun au, though.

mecha au: spawned because i watched neon genesis evangelion. a lot of this au's basic concepts can be found here: x but the short version is that hyrule is being besiged by massive monsters, but each race has created their own mechs to combat them. link is just a farmer who happens to have a strange knack for being a mech user, so is brought in by zelda as a gamble to bolster their chances, and he is tasked with working with a new and less-than-trustworthy crew to help fight those monsters.

'amnesia link' au: an au that sprang up in about a day and hasn't gotten too far since. basic premise being that three years prior to the story, link and a group of allies has faced off against ganondorf and, despite their best efforts, lost, with link being presumed dead by their enemies. now, link has woken up from his coma, his memories gone and hyrule taken over, and, with guidance, must once again travel across hyrule, aiming to rediscover his allies and try to face ganondorf once more.

A quick list of crossovers: I won't explain these in length, since they can range from having their own plot to just being a fun mental concept. So, the things I have made crossover aus with are:

Warrior Cats

Batman

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Persona 5

Pokemon

(there are other, smaller ones, these are just the ones i consistently pay attention to)

So! These are the majority of my legend of zelda aus, some of which I may write, some of which just exist in my mind for fun, all of which I wouldn't mind talking more about if anyone is curious!

[nerdie-faerie]

I'm going to throw something. I'm on my third 9 hour shift in a row scheduled with the two most useless coworkers at once who keep disappearing to do fuck all while I'm manning front by myself and packing 5 orders at once

[justjwab]

Top 10 posts customer service workers hate reading

very controversial opinion here, but sometimes customer service workers are the problem 😶

[sino--69]

Topology is great.

I can drink my coffee then have a donut right there because my mug is a donut

PS: i love coffee with ibuprofen

[dragondoge]

nothing like rsd kicking in during ur class' final critique and also getting like. one good comment and then the rest is just critique and then commentary to a side ocmment you make and you already didnt like the piece you had to present. 🙃

[thecherrygod]

man if youve never made a pdf on your phone and have no idea how it works you cant get mad if you ask others if they know how to and they say "it depends".

[little-forest-goblin]

I see that you're open for requests, darling! I have a little idea if you don't mind?

One set in the Deli where Female Reader is obviously very surprised about seeing all these versions of Five but then she sees Drunk Five and instantly she begins taking care of him. She's seen regular Five drunk a bunch and he would always swat away her hand or brush her off if she tried to help him. But Drunk Five doesn't do this. He smiles at her and curls into her side, saying that he missed her and he's sorry for drinking so much. All the other Fives are watching this happen and make comments to each other about "She's staying. We'll convince her." Basically using (it sounds bad but it's not) her caretaker nature to ensure that Reader is so focused on them she doesn't really have time to think about leaving.

oooo i like this idea!! i’m on it! Please enjoy!!

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Stay with me

Warmings: angst, tooth rotting fluff, technically poly (Y/n is happy in a relationship with the versions of five cause well…there all the same person) Y/n is in a completely different timeline

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You were so sick of it. You were sick of your five constantly ignoring you or constantly pushing you away. You only wanted to help but everytime you tried he would push you away. It pissed you off to no end. It also really hurt your feelings. You felt like nothing more than a nuisance. You were his girlfriend for goodness sake.

You tried to help with his missions when you and him worked in the commission but he had you stuck doing paperwork instead of being his partner. At first it was sweet cause you thought it meant he wanted you safe until you found it was because he didnt think you were able to keep up with him.

Ouch.

You tried to help him save the world and stop the apocalypse from happening but he always pushed you away insisting he could do it on his own and that you will only hold him back. He constantly pushed you away and excluded you from information.

That stings.

When he was sick you tried to help him get better but he would always shoo you away. Swatting away your hands and scolding you for being so clingy.

That really hurts.

You were so sick of it. The final straw was when he snapped at you for trying to help him look through some last minute files. Anyway to stop the cleanse.

>Flashback to that moment<

Five had rushed into the office already annoyed you tagged along. He pulled out boxes looking through files hoping to find another answer to this cleanse. He wasnt gonna sacrifice his family to that thing. He’d rather take them to a different timeline and fix whatever hellish apocalypse came there way in that one.

You were aware he was stressed so you did your best to help. You cane over and picked up a file “Here i can help you find some useful info-“

he snatched the file from your hand “I can do it myself” he said with a harsh cold tone that even took you aback

he went right back to searching like he didn't just snap at you like you were a child caught stealing a cookie from the jar.

you looked at him hurt as he just looked through files like he didnt just hurt you. The end will have to wait because you had to ask “Why do you do that?”

he looked at you with his brows furrowed “Do what?”

“Five dont act stupid” you said crossing your arms “You act like im just some nuisance! I try to help but…you snap at me and get mad. Why? im just trying to help”

he slapped a file down on the table “Because your to much for me, y/n! you are just to much! You baby me like im toddler needing help walking!”

you scoffed “I do not baby you! im just trying to help you! excuse me if that makes me a bad person!”

he pinched the bridge of his nose before his voice raised again “You are just stupid arent you?! i dont need you to help me!! You insist on babying me! This isnt help its babying! I am a full grown man much older than you by a lot! i can take care of myself!”

tears came to yours eyes but you tried to hold them back that tight feeling in your throat “What am i supposed to do to show you that i love you! Im there for you. I try to help you! But i feel like i'm constantly at arms length from you…what do you want me to do?”

he stayed silent for a minute. The time he stayed silent for felt like it dragged on for hours when truthfully it was only a few minutes.

You raised your voice in sadness as a tear fell down “TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FIVE!”

“TO LEAVE!!” he yelled out

your heart stopped. You were heart broken. He wanted you to leave? It wasnt in that way. Was it?

“To leave? like…forever?” you said quietly

he didnt say anything giving you all the confirmation. You looked away wiping away your tears after a minute. Five almost instantly regretted what he said.

you headed for the door and he got in the way “Baby please i-“

you pushed past him “Fuck you, five” you headed out the door as he followed pleading for you to come back. You headed out the building looking for anywhere to go. You saw the subway. The same subway you and him accidentally blinked to a few days prior.

you made a beeline for it.

his eyes were wide in horror “Y/n, no! Baby come back i didnt mean a word i said!”

you bolted down the stairs each step carefully placed to make sure you didnt fall down them. You saw that luckily a subway car was there. You heard fives footsteps. If you didnt belong in his world than fine. You’ll step out of it. Completely. Its not like you had anyone else in this god forsaken timeline

you headed into the subway car and turned just in time to see five coming down the stairs.

“y/n please no wait! Im sorry! Please get off the traincar i didnt mean it!” he bolted to get to you but by then it was too late. The doors closed and the train was pulling out of the station. leaving a horrified and guilty regret ridden five behind.

<End of flashback>

So thats how you found yourself here in this train car just rolling on down the tracks waiting for the next stop. Your mind plagued with the shit you have had to take for years. You understood he was a busy man but…he shouldn't have been like that towards you. You felt led on. Hurt. Heartbroken. You had been through so much just trying to help him. You went through multiple timelines with him. You left everyone behind to be with him. you felt so foolish now. It almost disgusted you.

Eventually the train came to a stop at a station. You debated whether to get off or not. You sighed softly until you saw movement. Right outside the window of the train car was…five? He seems different though. Like you and him did not just have a falling out. He simply walks by to a set of stairs. When the doors slid open you slipped out of the subway car and followed after him in a hurry.

you took quick steps down the stairs “Five! hey what are you doing here i thou- woah” you said startled seeing a bright orange yellowish sign all lit up illuminating the outside of a place called max’s delicatessen. You saw movement inside the building. You couldn't quite tell what or who was inside because the windows were a little foggy.

You steeled your nerves and headed inside gently pulling open the door. The smell of food and the feeling of warmth hit you immediately in contrast to the oddly cold environment in the subway. You took in your surroundings at the little deli place you have seemed to find. It took you a few minutes to realize that all the people in there were five. And that meant all of them.

What the deep fried fuck is this?

there was a bunch of them fives just around all doing various things. There was a five reading the news, a five sipping tea, another cooking behind the counter. Good god there was so many of them. You looked around until you saw a version of five that was holding a picture frame looking at it with sadness and a bottle. He was disheveled and drunk out of his mind.

Before you could think you came closer to his side slowing to a stop. You saw his eyes were trained on the photo of his family and…you? well a version if you obviously. his eyes would land on you and he would take a swig like it would numb the pain of loss. He was about to take another but you stopped his hand.

He was gonna protest before he looked at you. His eyes widened “Y/n”

you smiled softly and took the bottle from his hand and gently set it down. The sound of your name could be heard and finally the rest of them noticed you. some heads turning. Brisket five looked from behind the counter, his eyes widened seeing you. He went to a different cook five in the kitchen explaining what has happened. Soon it spread like wildfire.

Drunk five let you take the bottle from him without a single protest his eyes longing and soft. You smiled “I think you have had enough” you gently pulled him to a empty booth and sat down he went right into your side snuggling in.

“I missed you, y/n. Its been so lonely”

you smiled softly, petting his hair.

he continues talking “Im so sorry for my drinking. Im sorry i couldnt save you” his hands tightened on you not wanting to let go.

you smiled and tilted his head up “Its okay cause im here now. Im right here”

tears welled in Drunk fives eyes but he quickly wiped them away and snuggled into you laying his head on your lap.

You smiled looking down at him petting his hair. That was until you felt the multiple pairs of eyes. You looked up seeing every five staring at you most with shock, surprise, happiness and love.

“um…hi?” you said a little nervously

questions were thrown at you from every angle. It was like a dam had broke loose. Apologies, heartfelt words, disbelief were said from every direction.

Two of the fives behind the group of fives who swarmed talked to eachother. This was waiter five and booth five.

Waiter five looked to booth “Look at how she is with drunk five. Its like in every timeline she is the same” his eyes were looking right at her they held affection and longing.

booth five nodded and looked at waiter five “Yeah. Im just…so happy she is here. Its been so long” he watches as you try to confirt and answer there questions

Ever Since you got here, You havent had one thought of leaving to go back to your timeline. You were busy with your new fives. You didnt hate it. At all infact and they certainly enjoyed being around you. They had there lover back which was great for them and you had fives who loved and appreciated you.

You helped around the deli, you talked to the fives. You enjoyed there company. You made memories here. It was…fantastic. Each five had there own memories with you but some more than others.

With brisket five he taught you how to cook brisket which was a odd experience in itself but you thought it was fun.

>Flashback<

You were in the kitchen with brisket five. He had gotten a big thing of brisket cause they had run out.

“Okay y/n im gonna teach you how to make a damn good brisket. Its a reason why its the most popular item.” he said enthusiastically. He was happy to spend this time with you. He opened the package of meat

“Most popular? Slow your roll cowboy i think your getting way in over your head” you chuckled joking with him

he looked at you with a playful hurt look “You question my brisket making skills?”

you chuckled shaking your head “No i question your overinflated ego”

he huffed but couldnt help but smile “Overinflated? Please you should see drunk fives ego when he gets a dare”

you chuckled and crossed your arms “Alright brisket boy. Light my way into the world of beisket”

“Gladly” he took out the meat and washed his hands before began to take out seasonings “Alright so these are the seasonings we need. If you are to make any other thats fine but for now lets stick with my recipe.”

you listened to him explain the seasonings. You got distracted a few times but he would pull your attention back. The next time you got distracted he sighed and grabbed your chin making you look into his eyes “Eyes on me.”

it caught you a little off guard. Brisket five was a mostly chill guy. So him doing this was totally unprecedented. You swallowed looking up at him. “Five i-“

he went closer his hand cupping your cheek. His eyes trained on you. he leaned in and kissed you softly before pulling back “I still cant believe you are here. I missed you so much”

you smiled softly and kissed him back

>End of flashback<

That was one of your favorite memory of brikste five but there was so many other memories you and him had you loved.

Other versions of five also had memories with you. Your favorite of waiter five was when he accidentally dropped some plates onto the floor when serving

>Flashback<

It had been a particularly busy day. It was like the entire multiverse of fives decided today was the day they came in.

Poor Waiter five is scrambling around with large serving trays getting everybody there drinks and foods. You had to admit he was very good under pressure.

Waiter five had a particularly heavy tray to carry and one of the fives that came into the deli with a time traveling briefcase had left it out in the open making him trip and the tray and glass fell to the floor shattering.

You had been doing your best to try and help by taking orders. You wanted to take some stress off of him. You didn't help in the kitchen much even though it looked like an episode of The bear in there. You almost burned down the deli just trying to make a god damn grilled cheese.

Not your proudest moment.

You heard glass shattering and the deli became silent for a second but it slowly amped up back to normal. You looked over seeing a shocked waiter five.

“Oh five!” you called over and quickly came over “what happened?”

waiter five looked at you with a shocked face “Someone left there suitcase out and i tripped” he looked over at the culprit that had a deep red blush on his cheeks in embarrassment and looked away

That had you sigh and looked at waiter five “I can help you give me a minute” you began to help him pick up bigger pieces of the glass to throw away. He ended up grabbing the same piece as you. Your hands touching.

you looked up at him, your eyes slightly wide as you looked at him. He looked back at you. Your hands are still touching together.

“You know this isn't exactly a safe time to have a disney moment” you said through a nervous chuckle your cheeks a little red

he coughed and his cheeks flushed slightly. “Right!” he let go and he continued picking up pieces of the glass. You stared at him for a little bit before he looked at you “What?! Please just help!”

you chuckled at his higher pitched nervous tone and began to help. Once you and him were done you guys threw away the pieces of glass

you dusted off your hands over the trash “There we go i believe that is all the pie-“ he cut you off by taking your face in his hands and kissing you softly and sweetly catching you off guard. It definitely wasn't uninvited though. You kissed back until you both pulled away

“Thanks for the help, doll” he smiled kissing your forehead before he was called by brisket five to come deliver some new plates

waiter five groaned and looked at you “We can continue later” he winked and walked out as brisket five kept yelling “Yeah yeah! get your panties out of a fucking twist, okay brisket five!”

you were left with a blush and a smile

>End flashback<

You and the waiter fives relationship has definitely strengthened since then. Your relationship has strengthened with all of them. You love them a lot and they love you. You are actually very thankful for booth five. He explained all of this to you and he was the second one to make you feel so at home.

>Flashback<

You looked at the fives that had swarmed you. You tried answering questions but there was so much and it was a lot to take in that there was a bunch of fives.

Finally one five pushed through the crowd which was none other than booth five “Alright alright everyone yes its y/n. Yes we are all very excited and yes this is real but she got here and she needs space too. So everyone back up a little we will all get time with her”

everyone dispersed with a groan. Some lingered but were ultimately shooed away. Drunk five stayed right there in your lap. Booth five sat down in the booth with you “Hi y/n its been some years”

you smiled softly looking at him “It's been only a couple hours for me since i've seen you” you looked around at the deli and all the fives

he chuckled notcinf your curiosity “One big mind fuck isnt it? This would’ve made einsteins head explode” he fixed his suit as he spoke “If you don't mind me asking i would like to know why you left your world?”

you sighed your eyes saddening a little as you looked down at drunk five. You kept on petting his head “five- er well…my five and i had a not so great falling out” you sighed “Its a long story”

booth five leaned against the table “I have time. We have nothing but time down here actually.” he smiled

you chuckled and looked at him “I guess so but id like to know first what is this place”

he nodded in understanding “Well i guess you deserve to know, my darling.” he cleared his throat. The pet name made you blush a little “This place i guess you can say is like a neutral zone. This place is made of the same stuff that the commission owner five made his chamber of. You know to stop the paradox psychosis from taking hold”

you nodded “Okay then what are all of you doing here then?”

he sighed and looked to the picture frames on the wall “You see those?”

you looked over at the photos as he continues to speak “Thats how many times we have tried to save the world. Everyone here has failed to do that. We have had to get rid of a few of the fives though. There is always a solution, just some of us never get enough time and that's why we are here.”

you looked at him saddened by this “You didn't get enough time?”

he shook his head looking away “I couldn't save my family…we couldn't save our family we couldn't save you. I feel so much guilt all time i just-“

“hey hey” you softly said taking his face in your hands turning it to you “I'm here now okay? I'm not going back”

he looked at you, his eyes sparkling “Yeah…you are.” his hands went over the hand that held his cheek. It really was you. For some reason you have been the only consistent thing in every timeline. You have been the only one that has never changed. Your heart was just as big and your brain was as intelligent as every other y/n.

he leaned over and kissed you softly and than pulled back “I missed you so much”

you smiled “I missed you too” it was like you had your five back. The five you had before he became cold and distant from you.

drunk five whined in your lap “Hey i didn't get a kiss! I want a kiss!” he hiccuped a little

you chuckled “Alright sit up and ill give you a kiss too”

he eagerly sat up and leaned forward giving you a kiss. Granted it was a little fumbled but you gave one before pulling back. He blushed like a school boy and laid back down “Hehe i got to kiss my girl again”

“yes yes you did, love” you smiled down at him while booth five chuckled staring at you

>End of flashback<

So here you are now. Consistently wrapped up in love from the fives within the deli. you helped around with tasks and loved all of them taking care of some of them.

They were all a little afraid you’d leave them one day but you never made the move too. You seemed happy and content here. You loved making new memories and loved sharing them with them. You barely thought of the strained relationship you had with your five in your timeline.

meanwhile

your five had been searching through every station and every timeline for you. He felt horrible having pushed you so far away you’d hop on a subway that led you god knows where to not be around him.

He felt horrible. He had a lot of time to reflect in the subway cars. you left everything to be with him and that's how he repays you? Sure he is busy but too busy to care at least a little?

Finally at a station he was heading off the subway train when he saw a flight of stairs going down. Strangely there was usually only one going up into a timeline. He headed to fhem and cautiously went down until he saw the bright lights of a sign. A deli? What the hell was a deli doing here?

He went to the glass and wiped away some of the condensation on the glass and peeked inside. He saw none other than you with a shit ton of him around the place all working or sat down in booths.

You were brightly smiling and laughing at a joke brisket five had said. You looked so happy. So much happier than he ever made you. you looked so at home here. You gave a kiss to brisket five which made his stomach drop.

You actually left him.

he watched as you delivered some plates to a table of fives smiling just as brightly. Waiter five came over doing a drive by kiss on your cheek which had you playfully offended.

Five felt horrible he couldn't watch anymore. He turned away sitting down on the cold steps of the stairs he came down from. He put his head in his hands. He didn't realize he had something others were not lucky to have before he lost something so beautiful.

He felt horrible.

You oblivious to the figure outside stewing in regret, you continued your time with no intention to leave wrapped in love and care something you couldn't have or didn't imagine would happen in your timeline.

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hi guys sorry this took so long! life happened and pushed back the story! also i had to plan out how this would go! i hope you enjoy it as much as i enjoyed writing it! please do not be afraid to send requests! i love you be safe out there! 😘 💋

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Im begging for a Ghost x reader Sex pollen (dubcon/ fuck or die) where only reader gets the pollen but ghost tries to get her to deal with it herself because he’s so in love and he knew having sex with her (finally) would change everything. Please make ghost be really down for her 🤍🤍🤍

ᯓᡣ𐭩 - EYE CONTACT

simon 'ghost' riley x reader ⸝⸝ navigation ୨୧ tags : smut

୨୧ 𝘴𝘺𝘯𝘰𝘱𝘴𝘪𝘴 : heat overwhelmes you during a missiom, a weird pollen had contact with you creating a painful throb between your legs, ghost , who was with you, luckily can be able to help you through it. despite his overbearing feelings for you.

"how the fuck am i ment to help?" ghost, your teammate spits out at you. his voice echoing around the bare room you two were in. the 'pollen' had made contact with you, meaning you were stuck in this mess alone. the pain from it could just swell you up, it was by far the worst pain you had experienced yet, you were throbbing to the point your clit could fall off. a heat hung over your eyes as yourhead is fill with just a haze.

you whine, or groan. somewhere in between. "help yourself, ill go guard the door or something.." the last part he mumbles, as if he was hesitant about something.

the tears fall down your face silently. the streaks dirty with the grime of the war on your face. you moan out, the throbbing sensation that heats your cunt so sore that you wish you could just rip it off. your clit swollen and needy. "simon- its- jus please! it hurts!"

"cant you just.. i dunno!"

he gazes over at you and your very clearly frustrated face, "i cant help, i cant." you whine as a response as your fingers slip down into your panties. trying to release the pain and the throbbing. "whyy nott"

quick simon, think of an excuse. a one that isnt the real reason for why you, a man fucking heavily inlove with you, fuck you because youre in so much pain bc of a drug? hes so fucking stupid! he thinks to himself as he can hear your whiney grunts and groans as you try to get yourself off.

"uh b- because we are teammates!"

after a while of begging, he had finally gave up. you were layed down on the jard door, the cold surface making your back arch to try to get away from it, ghosts face blushes at you whining and your back arching. he was nervous as he stood below you, slowly letting himself climb ontop of you. your pants were already down, and he could see the shine from how wet you are leakinh through your white panties. the wetness surely would stain but thats not a thing running through your mind as ghost grunts softly.

he steadily undoes his pants, shoveling them down to make it easier to get his cock out. the loud, heavy breathing coming off of both of you increase as you glance down at his cock which sprung out of his boxers. his cock was almost scary, it was gurthy and big. it definitely wouldny fit but atleast you could try? "hurry, si" you whimper, your head flopped back, smacking it off the cold floor.

"im- im trying" his voice shaky despite his cold personality. his face flushed a deep pink when your hands brought down to your panties, pushing them aside and showing off your glistening cunt. "fucken hell" he mutters under his breath.

this was it. this was when he finally knew. he groaned at the thought of being inlove eith you. deep inside he knew he was, but never would admit it.

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