#with a wilson ball

[maslickonachlebik]

I just wanted to inform y'all that even tho my bestie doesn't know anything about red dwarf (apart from that lister got pregnant), she still made a lore about lister having a baby with rimmer named wilson😭

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[modernlovez]

True love or whateva

[hansoeii]

fem presenting loki!

[malpractisnt]

Unrealistic things in House MD

The fact that no one has picked House up by the scruff of his neck and shaken him like a misbehaving chihuahua

That no one has gently folded House up and placed him inside an ice box to cool off

That no one has locked House in a supply closet and just walked away.

That there isnt a big red secret button in the hospital labeled “STOP HOUSE” that only wilson has access to.

That somehow he is allowed to walk in public without a tiny leash and a sign that says “DO NOT FEED OR ENCOURAGE”

That no one has put House in a jar labelled “House shaped disaster” and just rolled him around the hospital for easy access when they need him.

That he hasnt been given his own reality TV segment where he gets to roam around diagnose random objects and insult whoever gets too close to him.

[thankstothe]

annoyingmammalpenisstorysubplot

[wolvndmouth]

hey its wade “look in my eyes can’t you see i’m a good boy please let me show you that i can be a good boy” wilson

[thefishywizard]

And they said teen marriages were doomed

[laurrelise]

acted his ASS off

my god i get chills just thinking about these two episodes. holy shit omar epps you are forever and ever so talented

[sylvansleuth]

That's too many questions!

[slabime]

ignore that there is nothing on the chess board for me. okay.❤️

[propertyofjameswilson]

actually that HOW HARD made the conversation even more sus

[sunsburns]

my two boyfriends

[ljblueteak]

Sometimes Chase is also Wilson’s personal on call surgeon

I love that Wilson asks for Chase to be paged for a surgical consult after he's already told the patient to expect him, like it's obvious Chase is going to do it even when he's no longer on the surgical staff.

6x10, Wilson

[echo-coyote]

Who let her into the nite owls basecamp

Bonus:

[reversestorks]

Speaking of Lou, Fabian’s insistence to go to the upper planes to find “our little angel” when Riz goes to heaven with his dad in FHSY is devastating. he says it so softly. he jokes about the ball but that’s his best friend