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Chani (Dune)

In the novel, her newborn son's circumcision ceremony is mentioned as a religious practice of the Fremen.
Would She Snip?: Yes
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they r playing smash bros
rip anakin skywalker you would've loved being the annoying ness main who does nothing but spam pk fire over and over and rip ahsoka tano you would've loved being the one who never settles on a specific character purely because you like to jack with your opponent (she's a fan of corrin's side b swipe)
#star wars#clone wars#star wars the clone wars#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#snips and skyguy#i also think ahsoka would know the power of lucina's side a#i have always sucked so bad at side scrollers and ssbu in particular but i used to make my friends so mad with lucina's side a#only way i was ever able to win tbh#good times#shy i know you remember that
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so pixies regularly try to take over fairyworld is timmy on the pixie side?
At first, Timmy was adamantly against the Pixies. He'd tell Jorgen every time he got a notice of their plans to take over Fairyworld, and work to stop it! But it gets a bit harder to resist against your own court the longer you hang out with them.
In the present time, Timmy schedules to be out of FairyWorld during their takeovers. He doesn't try to stop them, but also refuses to be anywhere near when it happens.
He... doesn't like how he's slowly starting to cheer for them. Or how their arguments are becoming more convincing. Or how he's struggling to recall why he was so against them to begin with.
There will come a point where he becomes an active participant. Timmy worries that it's coming sooner than he'd like.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#asks#itty bitties fop au#AJHEHEHEHEH#timmy's happy that hp never ever tries to convince him to take part#hp knows timmy's antagonistic against him and knows going to timmy would just ruin their plans#but oughghg.#sanderson has such GOOD arguments.#taking over fairyworld means not working in the office....#you get paid time off....#....the more you participate the bigger the payout bonus after.........#the only reason timmy doesnt bother fighting against them anymore is because he knows theyll fail#there has never been a successful take over#at this point its a bit like playing snip the tail#just a way for the pixies to relieve stress and let their voices be heard#or at least that's how he tries to reason it to himself#also if ur wondering where he goes when hes not allowed on earth#timmy goes to anti-fairy world and hangs out with his anti relatives#well its more like doing chores for them and being their busboy but like!!!#better than being in fairyworld and feeling conflict between your instincts and your family!!!!!
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the terror (2018) requires a rewatch not only bc it is so good it will settle in the core of your brain and grow and spread there like a fungus until you die but also bc it is a show about a hundred something bearded victorian white men on a ship in the same clothes and by the time you start figuring out what name is attached to which guy half of them are already dead
#imma keep it real with y'all final episode when ned is like 'we gotta save the captain'#and dundy is like 'no we gotta move on'#i deadass was sitting there like 'whos this guy' bc id never connected the name le vesconte to his face#also when he was getting his toes snipped off i thought he was just some guy. complete blind spot in my brain for him#which is wild bc i would honestly start sucking face if he looked at me for 2 secs. dilf <3#there's simply too much going on every ep to keep a grip on what muttonchops belong to who the first time around fr#the terror
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one thing i can't really wrap my head around in terms of like. fandom stuff is the idea of character death as an inherently bad thing. like a good well-written death is one of the best things that can happen to a character
"nooooo my fave died how can i go onnnnn" frankly? skill issue
#personal#fandom stuff#fandom crit#i guess#character death#i love character death. i would rather every character die in agony than end up in what i've seen some people describe as a happy ending#a character is not a real live human it is a piece of a story. if the story would be better with that piece pruned... snip snip motherfucke
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obito who somehow survives actually and makes it back to the right dimension. he immediately finds kakashi and kakashi goes bugged eyed and silent because no way his teammate died and came back to life a second time. but he's really real and this time he's not going to commit insane war crimes for the sake of infinite delusion. kakashi who's about to become hokage and knows obito needs to face justice but he's a little warped now AND he's hokage so he hides obito until he can freely pardon people.
people start to get suspicious because the next in line for the hat is suddenly acting really shifty.... he's usually pretty quiet but now his neighbors are making noise complaints every other day. they hear muffled yelling, a lot of crashes and bangs, and strangely, their walls start shaking almost every night...
word spreads fast and soon the rumors start. oh he just got a new puppy to train, that's all...
he's remodeling and the remodeling company is giving him a hard time....
he's practicing new jutsu...
those are the innocent theories but of course, no one loves drama and horror quite like a shinobi and soon enough, genma and the rest of the surviving jounin of that era are taking bets.
kakashi is actually a secret serial killer and is torturing his victims openly and since he's about to be hokage, he's about to make murder legal
he's taking part in weird masochistic rituals to safeguard konoha
he's a follower of jashin now, hidan has been talking to him in his dreams
he's a witch
all of these start spreading around until the konoha 11 get their hands on it and they, in all their infinite nonsense and skill, actually try to figure out what the hell kakashi-sensei is doing at night and why he's being so weird and offputting—more so than usual, that is.
sakura and naruto make a silent pact. they know kakashi better than anyone, if anyone can figure it out, they can. and boy do they. they catch a glimpse of obito one night and both of them, jaws dropped and fuming, march right up to kakashi apartment door and start BANGING because what do you mean KAKASHI'S war criminal boyfriend gets to walk free and THEIRS doesn't... quite frankly, it's disgusting and they will get retribution.
kakashi answers and of course tries to brush them off but they are having none of it. not while sasuke is rotting away in a cell, docile as a lamb. sakura bodily moves kakashi out of the way so they can search his apartment. "you're not going to find anything," kakashi insists. he sounds urgent and frantic. because he's hiding something.
"oh we know he's not here," sakura acknowledges, tapping the corner of her eye with a vicious sneer. "but you can't hide traces of him."
they search and search but they only find circumstantial evidence. until naruto catches a hand, it's groping around the kitchen table for something. kakashi sees it coming. he sees obito's glasses on the counter and he wishes he could enter kamui and hit him over the head. instead, he can only watch as naruto silently gets closer until he snags the hand and yanks, demanding the bastard leave his little hidey hole.
obito comes tumbling out, crashing to the ground in a pathetic heap. kakashi lets his head drop and soon, the cacophony of complaints and demands start up from the peanut gallery that his students make up. when they finally die down and wait for an explanation, all kakashi can do is promise them he will immediately pardon sasuke.
sakura and naruto pause and watch obito who's looking at the floor with a grimace, a hand loosely holding onto kakashi's jounin shirt. with twin groans, they collapse to the floor and relent. fine, they'll keep kakashi's secret but he has to pardon sasuke IMMEDIATELY even if it means he loses the hokage title.
"done."
kakashi has no qualms. he's almost hoping it gets him to lose the hat.
#snips speaks#real rough and unedited thoughts#hidden lover#i just think obito should be kept secret because it would drive him crazy#kakashi's personal rehabilitation program#how does he rehabilitated criminals?#through the power of his sweet sweet boy pussy#as in pussy from a boy#trans kakashi#obkk#kkob#kakashi hatake#hatake kakashi#obito uchiha#uchiha obito#naruto shippuden#naruto uzumaki#sakura haruno#sasuke uchiha#also yes sasunarusaku
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sometimes I wonder if, when Vader looked at Luke, he saw Ashoka.
because of course Luke reminded him of Padme, of course Luke reminded him of Obi-Wan, of course Luke reminded him of Shmi, but did Luke remind him of Ahsoka? of another young person he once trained? of a young girl who was sharp and quick and eager to learn? because Luke…Luke is warmth. Luke is dangerous and he is soft, and when I look at Luke I see traces of Ahsoka in him, this thread connecting them even though they hadn’t met. Luke and Ahsoka…two people who were bright, who were eager, who were determined to save the people they love, who could be reckless and whiny and stubborn and toe the line of darkness but, above all else, they were Jedi.
did Vader ever look at his son and, for once second, almost call him Snips?
#star wars#luke skywalker#ahsoka tano#darth vader#anakin skywalker#snips and skyguy#I’m watching rotj and got hit with this thought#they remind me of each other#and of course this would emotionally devastate Vader/Anakin#the girl he raised and the son he did not
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Cass' confusion the first time she punches a meta and they are unaffected is so fucking cute. She has no idea what's going on.
Bruce takes so many L's in Cass' batgirl run for his behavior but him immediately jumping in and getting overprotective once he realizes Cass is facing something new is precious. Especially since he was threatening people with her all of one panel before this.
From Batgirl (2000) Issue 3.
#I'm allowed to badly edit in memes into my comic book panels as a treat#wanna make a post just of the actual cute Bruce&Cass moments from this run#cause there are already so many bad!dad Bruce panels#I am in the mood for some wholesome content#tbh even snips of the wholesome stuff would probably be less wholesome in context but we take what we can get#cass cain#cassandra cain#dc comics#batgirl#comic panels#batman#batgirl (2000)#original post
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Presenting the dumbest and best thing I've ever drawn in under five minutes.

Found it in my gallery and decided to make the world a lil' bit goofier.
#star wars#star wars fanart#humor#boba fett#boba tea#this has most definitely been done before#but what kind of fan artist would I be if I didn’t try#crack art#snips does an art#pencil sketch
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Beverly Donofrio (Riding in Cars with Boys)
Her son is shown to be circumcised in the hospital right at birth.
Would She Snip?: Yes
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Snippets: Free Day Thursday
Per the poll, we're going with "half of Spargus casually parents the boys and Jak doesn't know what to do with that"
Some context: this is set within a half-WIP where I was exploring ways to interpret Ashelin's manipulative little "or did the hero I know die in the desert?"
In this universe, Jak was technically clinically dead for almost 90 seconds because heatstroke is no joke and adding eco imbalance probably makes it worse. He was resuscitated inside the city walls, so the Wastelanders shrug and invoke a law as old as the city: "a "corpse" just took his first breath in our city, that makes him one of us by birth." And then he and Daxter got sent to live in the Arena barracks wing meant for younger Wastelanders (he's not loving it)
Jak was in a bad mood. He'd been up most of the night, dealing with flashbacks, and he was tired. He hadn't finished any of the work he'd been handed so far, and he was supposed to report to Damas in two hours for gods only knew what reason. In the three-odd weeks he and Daxter had been here, he'd spoken to the man all of twice. What had he done? They hadn't even let him go past the gate!
"Jak, you done with the-"
"No," Jak snapped. Immediately, he felt a little bad. Running a hand over his hair he sighed. "...sorry, Daxter."
Daxter narrowed his eyes. "You need a nap."
Jak looked away. It wasn't like he didn't know that. He bit down on a sharp retort.
He hated not finishing a task. It made him feel useless. Like a failure. But he was having so much trouble just. Focusing!
Sitting and tying nets back together was as repetitive as scrubbing the floors back in Sandover -- or the prison, occasionally, when the Baron was coming and the guards had to pretend they actually took care of the facility sometimes. It let Jak's mind wander. In the prison, that was a welcome escape. But after his escape, he didn't like letting his thoughts loose. They tipped into bad memories too often, and trying to remember the good ones was hard.
Right now, all Jak could really think about was the nightmare the morning dorm headcount had woken him from.
The image of Samos glaring down at him, hand on the controls of the Chair, was going to haunt him for a while.
The crews of the Looper, Half-Shark, and Black Eel moved along the beach, monitoring the kids from Dorm Five who had been assigned to help them. They were mostly in their late teens, like Jak, but there were a few unusually small ones -- a thirteen year old, a twelve year old boy and his eight year old brother -- given that they had nowhere else to go. There was a reason the other dorms called Five the Orphanage when they thought the matron couldn't hear them.
Most of the other ten kids were already done, or close to done. And Jak couldn't even do something he used to do all the time as a little kid.
"Y'alright there, sprout?" asked a gruff voice.
The captain of the Half-Shark stopped at the end of the pier with his hands on his hips. When Jak scowled and tangled his fingers in the cords, he made a knowing sound.
"One of those days, huh?"
"What days?" Jak growled.
The grizzled man winked and tapped a finger to his nose.
"Got a visit from the night hag, didn't ya? I won't tell. All sorts of dreams'll put shadows like that under a man's eyes in the night. You can take a break if you need."
"I'm fine."
Jak wove another two rows and knotted them in place. Silently, he willed the man to just go away. The last thing he needed was for any of the others to notice that he wasn't pulling his weight.
He'd never been around this many young people in his life. Ten was bad enough, but there were some hundred or more teenagers all told rotating through the barracks. The noise, the way they all knew each other already, it locked Jak's voice down eight times out of ten. They all stressed him out too much to even consider conversation.
Daxter claimed that he had two rivals and an archnemesis already. Jak didn't want to talk to any of them.
They were normal. Most of them had never been forced labor for a sage or a gangster or a resistance. They'd never been imprisoned, or tortured, or consistently told that if they weren't carrying everyone's burdens, they were worthless.
The only ones who had remotely similar experiences were the three who were rumored to have escaped Marauder slave camps. They didn't speak to anyone but each other, but as soon as he'd arrived they'd seemed to recognize the shadows hanging over Jak. During allotted mealtimes or when they were thrown out into the common area during the chaotically unstructured "free time", the two girls and the younger kid had started sitting silently with their backs to him: keeping watch so he and Daxter could eat. And Jak was not about to ask them what they'd gone through after that kindness.
Matron Pax reassigned Jak from room four to room eight within the week, putting him next door to the pale trio. All the "quiet kids" went on the same end of the hall. He appreciated that the woman paid attention to her charges' personalities, but he could've done without some of her rules.
"It ain't gonna do you no good to run yourself into the ground, son," the captain remarked. He folded his arms. "What's your hurry, anyhow? Ain't like you've got to earn amulets yet."
Jak looked up with incredulous annoyance.
"Yeah we do? We're "newcomers", remember?"
Daxter grimaced. "We don't even know how to drive!"
Captain Oaken raised his hairy eyebrows in surprise. Then understanding settled in.
"Ah don't mind them younger warriors. They're just bein' snots because they gotta earn their citizenship, while you're a born citizen."
Jak recoiled. "I think you've been out in the sun too long. I wasn't born here."
"We think," Daxter added helpfully, "We dunno where they snatched you from. Samos is a lying liar who lies, remember?"
Jak elbowed him and shook his head.
"Your king dragged us here half-dead."
"A good ways more dead than just half, remember?" Oaken corrected.
Suddenly, the midmorning sun felt cold. Slowly, he set the net down and stood up to look the captain in the eyes.
"What?"
"They didn't tell you?"
The captain sounded surprised. He scratched his nose and glanced back at the other teenagers. None of the others were close enough to overhear. Oaken lowered his voice anyway.
"Boy, you was dead dead a quarter of a minute before they got you in the gate. No pulse, not breathing. There was gawkers all over the place while his lordship got your pulse going again. Word got around."
Jak felt sick. Dead? He couldn't have been dead! He wasn't sure if fifteen seconds even counted. His brain would've still been active, right? His brain was still active, and he didn't remember any hypoxia.
Of course, he didn't remember much of anything else, either.
Technicality. It was only a technicality.
Calm down. Calm down, you didn't actually die. He's a fisherman. They tell tall tales. Probably thinks that's supposed to impress me.
"You alright, boy?" Oaken gestured to the pier. "Maybe you oughta sit, huh? You're looking pale."
When Jak only stared at him blankly, he patted the boy's shoulder gingerly.
"Don't let it get to you, eh? They brought you back, and it was inside the city walls. That's the part that matters."
Insane. These people were insane.
But...
If it meant he didn't have to fight to be allowed to stay, if it meant he maybe, hopefully, might actually have rights, maybe he could ignore some of the bizarre tendencies of this city that had...rescued? Captured? Conscripted them?
He never did finish the net. He was completely distracted for the remainder of the morning, wrestling with the implications. Eventually, the warrior on rotation as Dorm Five's resident advisor just excused him to report to the tower.
"What?! He's not even done!"
Luka glared at Jak and Daxter.
"Why does he get to leave early?"
The RA rolled his eyes at Luka.
"Because he got summoned. You could've left by now if you weren't goofing around with the fishhooks instead of cleaning the traps."
Luka sulked, but didn't say anything more about it. Jak fully expected the burly teenager to say something snide about it later that he'd probably have to smack him for. Luka, as he had been assured by the little kid, Koda, didn't like new people in the "orphan hall", and always gave newcomers a hard time. So what else was new.
"Ooooo, he's in trouble," one of the girls snorted in a sing-song voice.
Why were teenagers in Spargus so...childish?
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Jak ignored them all. He had to follow a map to get to the citadel, avoiding people as much as possible. He tended to stay away from people anyway, but today especially he just wasn't in the mood for hu'men interaction. The one plus side of getting called up to talk to -- or be talked at by -- the king of this place was that it would probably be quiet.
Anything his dorm...neighbors...or whatever they were...said had to be taken with a heavy grain of salt. But Daxter had heard that the king didn't like more than a few people in a room with him at a time. Either he was paranoid about getting ganged up on, or he just didn't tolerate loitering like Torn.
"Hey, hold up!"
Oh now what?
Jak turned slightly to find a woman with a gunstaff approaching quickly. He tensed, ready for a fight, but she had a fairly casual expression.
In three steps she'd reached them, all while patting her pockets for something.
"Geez, I know the Youth Barracks had a population boom, but you'd think Pax would notice the naked kid."
"Excuse me?!" Jak sputtered, leaning away from her.
With an exclamation of triumph, the warrior produced a somewhat grease-stained rag. Without so much as a by-your-leave, she plucked the cap and goggles from Daxter's head and wrapped the rag around his brow and the back of his neck, just like Jak's scarf. When she deemed the result satisfactory, the warrior slapped the goggles back on him.
"Okay, carry on."
Both boys stared at her.
"What was that?!" Daxter squawked, "Did you just put a grease rag on my head?!"
"Didn't have a handkerchief." The warrior shrugged. "Listen, pipsqueaks, Foothills clan learned a long time ago: fur don't save you from sunburn. You'll thank me later."
Jak exchanged a glance with Daxter. It was true that Daxter's skin had been extra sensitive lately. They'd just assumed it was the heat and sweating. Neither had considered that he could get sunburned.
A little chagrined, Jak looked up at the woman and muttered a quick thanks. He waited, assuming she wanted something in trade. Everyone seemed to barter here, rather than pay in paper orbs.
"Alright, scram," the lady said, waving them off nonchalantly. "You look like you got chores or something. Don't ever say Mel didn't do nothin' for ya, huh?"
Jak didn't speak for the next two turns in the neighborhood. Daxter was more than happy to fill the silence for him.
"Is this what it's like bein' you?" the ottsel asked, hanging over his shoulder, "The eyes all the time? Peeps just comin' up and decidin' stuff about ya? Not that I blame em for lookin, but it does start to wig an ottsel out."
He'd once assumed that being the center of attention was all he really wanted. Even negative attention was still attention, and Daxter had learned every way to provoke people, just so they would have to acknowledge his existence. But now he wondered if there was such a thing as too much of a good thing. Because if he and Jak got into trouble, Jak wasn't the one getting all the consequences anymore. They didn't just tack Daxter on as an accompanying afterthought to "help", no, it was much worse. Matron Pax had proved adept at finding ottsel-sized chores to make him do!
On the one hand, he was being acknowledged as his own person, being nagged at to eat at the same time as everyone else, to stay in his room after lights-out, to go to school (or what passed for school here).
But on the other hand, he couldn't get away with rot anymore!
"I never know what these people want," Jak grumbled as the tower finally came into view. "Are we here to work, or are we being patronized? They're watching us, Dax. I know we're being monitored. There's no way people would randomly stop a stranger to make him fix his scarf."
"Or scold us for carrying three ammo crates at once," Daxter added.
"Or drag us off the street at noon to make us sort beads until noon rest was over," Jak agreed. "Nobody just...does that for strangers. Especially not a city where you're either useful or deadweight."
One more person tried to stop them when they got to the tower. Jak actually remembered this guy's name. Watchman Chayne guarded the elevator up to the throne room. He was a pretty easygoing guy, compared to most Wastelanders. Jak didn't mind him so much.
"Hold it," Chayne signed, raising a brow, "What are you two up to?"
"I dunno, ask Damas," Jak retorted.
"Whatever it was, we didn't do it!" Daxter added quickly, "And I have character witnesses!"
Chayne let out a soft, hissing laugh and waved them into the elevator.
"Oh, your turn for newbie check-in, huh? Just don't mouth off and you'll be fine."
"Define mouthing off," Daxter said, steepling his fingers.
Chayne blinked at him slowly, then looked at Jak, then at Daxter again.
"Godspeed, kid."
Great.
#fic prompts#writing prompts#jak and daxter#jak and daxter au#king damas#dadmas#in which Spargus collectively looked at the Demolition Duo and went 'yikes. parental supervision required'#jak and daxter ocs#Wastelander oca#Spargan ocs#98% of my ocs are just there to fill background sets 🤣#jak and daxter vs dorm life#jak failed a psych eval so he's not allowed in the arena until he's had some therapy#with my favorite JnD oc: Brother Tam the Mister Rogers of the Wastelands#jak has never been more confused in his life#meanwhile Onin is having trouble spying on her pawn because of his temporary death so Haven is in the dark#if i continued this it would be very Onin x Consequences and Samos x Consequences#also playing with making Ashelin more of a villain trying to keep Haven afloat by any means necessary instead of how i usually write her#Damas didn't show up in this snip but he's definitely part of the parenting gang 😂#he's the one who resuscitated Jak and sometimes he feels like it's a redemption after failing to save Mar#oh buddy if you only knew#long post#very long post
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The magic flowed through him, warm and sweet like honey, and for a moment Arthur wondered if he was feeling the effect of the spell or just of the casting. Was this what it was like, for him? Did using magic always feel like this? If it did, he could understand why people seemed so hell-bent on practicing it, even with the risks. Arthur felt comfortable, warm, and maybe slightly drunk, in the way one was after the first warm meal and pint of ale upon returning from a long winter patrol; he didn’t feel impaired, just… relaxed.
Look at the flagstones, the suggestion drifted across his mind, and Arthur frowned. Why on earth would he do that?
Do it it came harder now, a push against his mind, but still he didn’t find the compulsion to obey. He looked up at Merlin and was surprised to see sweat on his brow, his eyes were brilliantly gold. “Are you doing that?” He asked, nonplussed, “Why would I want to look at the floor?”
His father’s voice was loud, “How do we know you are not simply making the impression of effort?”
Merlin simply glanced towards one of the guards. Arthur felt the rush as the tide of power shifted, and no sooner had it left him than the man was falling to his knees, eyes wide and awestruck as he placed both hands on the floor. “It’s beautiful!” He cried, eyes glassy, “Look at the stones! They’re shining! It’s amazing!”
#merthur fanfiction#mine#merthur#merlin fanfiction#fanfiction#merlin fanfic#merlin#teensy bit obsessed with Soulbond!Merthur not gonna lie#it would be great if I could just *finish* the dang chapter and post it but that seems to not be an option so let me post a zillion snips#dragonlordff
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Friendly reminder:
Ahsoka is in her forties.
She’s tired.
She has to go to bed before 11PM or she feels hung over even though she drank nothing.
She has random joint pains.
She feels weather.
She needs readers, but she’s in denial about it.
She has zero tolerance for anyone’s bullshit.
She is easily annoyed by said bullshit.
She’s no longer 16.
She’s no longer “snips”.
No one in their forties acts like they did in their teens. They’re not even the same person they were in their thirties.
She’s sage. She’s old. She’s going to act old. It’s okay. It happens.
#star wars#ahsoka tano#i get the vision#rosario dawson gets it because she is also in her forties#this is exactly how i would expect ahsoka to act at this point in her journey#if she was acting like snips i’d question the writing and call it garbage
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arrested development in naruto where kakashi is ready to pass the hat finally and naruto anxiously awaits the announcement at kakashi’s retirement party that’s on a boat. he knows it’s going to happen, it’s obvious that naruto is next in line. kakashi gets up to announce the next hokage and naruto stands, straightens his jacket and takes a preemptive step forward—
“pakkun will succeed me!”
loud thunderous applause and cheering. the first dog hokage. what a wonderful thought, how queer! delightful! the pug will be great!
kakashi finds his way to a fuming, red in the face naruto to offer condolences. it just wasn’t the time, he says and naruto is seconds away from blowing his lid—it’s a wonder he hasn’t already—when the party is interrupted by the other kage.
chaos is ensues and naruto watches dumbfounded as sakura shuttle kakashi into the aztec tomb, a magic trick sai had been working on. but it’s for naught, he’s easily found and questioned over harboring a war criminal from the FSW.
kakashi, playing coy, has no idea what they’re talking about. he almost has them convinced when more rattling comes from the aztec tomb and obito collapses out red in the face and sweaty.
insanity.
chaos.
confusion.
kakashi hiding a criminal? sure whatever, naruto likes obito and sure he’s changed. kakashi not giving him hokage? a punishable offense and his sensei will be paying in ramen later. kakashi MARRIED? TO A MAN?? like actually real MARRIED? by far the most appalling thing to come out of the evening, even more so than the dog hokage.
sakura, sai, and yamato knowing. naruto not having a clue. betrayal on all levels. if sasuke knows, naruto fears he’ll have to kill them all.
unfortunately, he can’t ask sasuke. because he is stranded on a (different) boat with a bunch of (other) gay men. (he thought they were going to auditions for the theatre…)
#kakashi hatake#naruto shippuden#hatake kakashi#obito uchiha#uchiha obito#obkk#naruto#sakura haruno#naruto uzumaki#sai naruto#yamato tenzo#snips speaks#came to me in a flash of light#this is nothing and stupid but the thought of hokage pug would not leave my mind#crack post#arrested development AU or something
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guy who doesn't have anything to regret.
#em draws stuff#oc time again hehe#⚬⚬⚬⚬⚬𐂂#this image got Very out of hand but I had Fun and that's what counts#the deer glyphs are just. snipped from the scanned parts of the codex magliabechiano on wikipedia#yeah it just says his name over and over again.#every so often I take to imagining what the discourses would be like if he was a real published book that people could read#it sure is an experience in there. the imaginary internet people in my brain do not forgive him for marrying his cousin#<- comparatively by far one of the less bad things he did
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Stats Sunday
Happy March!! Thanks for the tag @nausikaaa! Unfortunately, my goal is to make this banner worse every month, so be prepared—we've only just begun.
Early post for me. I should be sleeping but I started making my graphs and then... well, here we are.
Here's my February Recap loll. Stats and graphs and musings incoming. (this post is so long but i promise there's a snippet in here)
Rest of post is under the cut. It is long. You've been warned.
I've posted two things last month! A valentine's day fic for Ebb/Fiona and Chapter 3 of the Way We Are. (Technically i posted 3 but this stranger things oneshot was posted on the 1st and written in January so it feels like January's accomplishment)
Total words written for February: 14405 (this beats Jan by 460 words!)
Days I met my writing goal (200 words): 20
Days I didn't write or edit anything: 4
Day I wrote the most: Feb 11th with 2249 (this beats last month's high score of 1717!)
Number of Fics worked on: 10 technically, but i have not been consistent with most of them. mainly worked on 3.
Daily Average: 514 words (but like last month i am highly inconsistent and my WC varies wildy depending on the day)
(I really like the little curve in the middle. also two the days that look like zero are actually 1 words, which is my placeholder if i spend all day editing)
And here's a pie chart to show my WC distribution across projects. Tbh a lot of these were fics that i've had in my fic ideas doc and all i did was make a google doc for them and word barf onto it my ideas, that's why there's so many small slices.
some slices are so small you don't even get to know my placeholder names. also i hope the title THTHIPWGI intrigues you, i'm always excited when i can title a fic right away and refer to it by a fun accyromn on my spreadsheet.
Other notable things from February:
I finished writing all of The Way We Are!! (kind of. i have one more scene to write. Monica's fault.)
I took over the @carry-on-sapphic-week event!! Check out the prompts if you haven't yet <3
I've received So Many beautiful valentines from the CO discord servers exchange. my mailbox and my heart has been full
The CO fandom was able to raise $500 for Fandom Trumps Hate!! (and I got to make a spreadsheet bc of this!!!) (also i won two auctions from this, one for each fandom i'm in)
My car battery died and I had to get a new one :/
I started a new journal!
I finally figured out how to spell February
my savage worlds campaign finally got our ship back and made it off this stupid planet that we've been on forever.
i've started watching Yellowjackets and I'm really enjoying it
I read so many CO AU fest fics and each one of them was so good. I think i've read all except one so far, and honestly this fest has been so fun i'm obsessed with you guys, you're are so talented.
SPEAKING of CO AU fest fics, @fiend-for-culture's fic, Everything In Between, is SO good, i've been thinking about it all week. you should read it (and leave a comment so i can read it bc i'm stalking the comments on this fic and there's not enough to sate me)
i have spring break in just one week!!
Okay, i promised you words, so here's a snip from my COBB.
“And I’m sorry,” Simon says. “For what?” “Driving you off yesterday.” “That wasn’t your fault. I was being terrible.” “Yeah,” Simon agrees. “But I shouldn’t have dismissed you like that.” I make a face. “I’m not having a heart-to-heart with you, Snow.” Simon groans. “Why do you have to do that?" "What" "Everytime I think we're making progress you say something nasty like that."
sorry this post is so long, thank you for reading if you made it this far
tags, hellos, and apologies:
@alexalexinii @aristocratic-otter @argumentativeantitheticalg @artsyunderstudy @arthurkko
@beastmonstertitan @blackberrysummerblog @best--dress @bookishbroadwayandblind @bookish-bogwitch
@the-beard-of-edward-teach @brilla-brilla-estrellita @cccloudsss @ciescen @confused-bi-queer
@cutestkilla @drowninginships @facewithoutheart @emeryhall @fiend-for-culture
@hushed-chorus @iamamythologicalcreature @ileadacharmedlife @theimpossibledemon @jyae23
@larkral @lovelettersto-mars @meanjeansjeans @m1ndwinder @monbons
@noblecorgi @orange-peony @prettygoododds @raenestee @rimeswithpurple
@run-for-chamo-miles @rbkzz @shrekgogurt @simonscones @skee3000
@supercutedinosaurs @sweetronancer @talentpiper11 @toc-the-scrambled @thewholelemon
@valeffelees @youarenevertooold @you-remind-me-of-the-babe
added some new ppl to this tag list, feel free to share a wip you're working on—art, fic, etc. it does not have to stats like mine is loll. i use wipsdays as my soapbox.
#stats sunday#six sentence sunday#my writing#lily's google sheets adventures#fic writing things#lily's cobb fic#also i have no idea if the way i'm doing alt text on the graphs is useful#i feel like the way i'm trying to describe the line chart in particular is super unhelpful#but i don't think putting my entire data set in there would be helpful either?? unless that's what i'm supposed to do?#ALSO i will share what THTHIPWGI stands for soon#i'm so pleased with that title#it's my ebb/fiona fic i'm writing for carry on sapphic week and i'm so pumped about it#wanted to share a snip from it today but i don't have anything usable#also we did so good as a fandom for FTH!#i will be making a spreadsheet again next year if you all offer again
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