#would yall be interested in that. let me know or else /lh

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ohhh I need to talk about Wheezer more I think…..i love him and his terrible novel I need to go into it more it’s an entire shitty story within a shitty story

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Contrary to some assumptions, i actually don't hate König

I just hate some of yall so i hurt the one you love the most 👁️👁️ /hj /lh

I have some HCs on how i write him.. but first i wanna yap— so scroll down ig lol

My first fic is with him— and Ghost— i like him because i can relate with severe anxiety, and so i often project it to him.

What i don't like, is how sometimes.. the anxiety is written like those "rep" in media.. you know? "He's just a lil bit shy, just need a lil push to be brave" lowkey infantilizing the condition. Making him cute and sweet is more than ok, but making the condition cute? No.

And apparently.. people don't like it when i make his anxiety realistic—

Also the thing about him replacing my pookie wookie snookie— i imagined him not even wanting to be in that position, like "WHERE AM I, WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE", while the 141 looking at him like "eugh, who tf-" *side eyeing, and glaring*

While Gaz is somewhere having his own harem.. the whole Kortac members.

and of course, the casual racism :) from some people. I'd say loud minority tho.

Here are some HC of him for me personally:

His anxiety, i wrote about this before. Which is just me projecting. Anxiety ain't cute, tis horrible. Nothing bad literally happening when talking to someone but i remember feeling my heart beating in my throat, i feel nauseous, i actually threw up when i was called to the front of class to introduce myself in boarding school. I'd think all eyes on me every time and people dislike my existence. And i'm talking as 4'11 mostly fem representing person irl, anxiety makes you seem creepy— for some reason— dunno why, that's what some people ik told me, that i'm.. scaring people— dunno what i did to do that. People also hated how I can't just.. make it go away and do stuff??? So i'd imagine this huge guy having it worse with how he felt more seen by people with his size. But, like me, i learned to conceal and so i could shift to being professional at work. Which I assumed he could do well also.. with him being colonel before Kortac. But he'd still rehearse his order before going to McDonald's drive thru, and his heart would race like crazy to the point it made him nauseous as he spoke to the McDonald's workers. (I am once again, projecting)

His size, maybe because i don't have a size kink— akdhsjdh so i rarely write about that. If anything, i wrote the opposite. He was bullied because of his height, got rejected from the position he wanted (sniper) because of his height. I HC him to loathe his size. So as a lover, he actually wants to be the small spoon, when he gets comfortable; he'll be like one of those big ass dogs thinking they're lap dogs. In bed, he'd constantly worry about hurting his partner. And love it when he's dommed instead. Feel like this guy often got tired masking his anxiety and be tough due to the circumstances 24/7, he just wanted to let go of control for once. Again, just my HC.

From other people POV, as in.. strangers. As stated before, i HC people in general to fear him. Not just from his size, but also the way he acted from his anxiety— especially on days when he has no energy to mask it, his outfit which covered his appearance as much as possible, dunno if it's due to work, or anxiety. If it's the latter then i assumed he'd look like someone who's gonna commit robbery when he was on leave.

His POV. Constant worry, constant effort to mask his anxiety, constant need to focus on something else— like his job, just to distract him from anxiety (so fkin hard btw). Gonna be hard to find someone to be in a relationship with. Because, he has no rizz, he's awkward, and would rather get shot than approach someone he's interested in. He would kidnap them tho, coz that's easier.

His s/o's pov. Depending on.. reader ig— if you like him so much welll— you'd find him cute either way. This huge.. scaredy, wet, pathetic, maine coon is still still lovable. But hey, let's be honest, i don't think he'd go to therapy, he'd take meds at most to help cope but that's it, wouldn't converse to solve his issues (I'm projecting again). So being in relationship with him gonna be challenging, could be tiring. But is it worth it? You decide ig.

Personally, with severe anxiety comes low self esteem, with low self esteem comes arrogance— but not pure arrogance, not the one coming from confidence— but he's, once again.. just masking. From his voice lines alone, i would say he sounds confident and arrogant. But paired with severe anxiety, he probably doesn't mean what he said. Probably just another way to seem tough because he was bullied— so he had to be seen as strong and confident for it to not happen again, he needs to be feared because he is in constant fear— i'd say that's what pushed him to get his rank as colonel in military before Kortac. He's good at his job, it's undebatable, "and they said i couldn't be a sniper" he said, as a way to silence the voices in his head telling him he succ. Probably have impostor syndrome, which pushed him to do better, but he never felt enough, despite what he said.

Would rather be feared than respected. Constant worry people would lose respect of him if he did something— but fear? That lingers.

I admit he's fun to write with how he's a blank page except for two points about "bullied" and "severe anxiety". So you could write him however you want. It's liberating. He's great for darkfic, because he could get really really dark. Personally, i can write him with necrophilia, but I can't really do it with others. Someone made a good point about why he'd rather kidnap than courting someone he likes properly— with his anxiety and all.

Could write him toxic and manipulative, intentionally or not, could be very possessive, because now he's not only anxious about himself, but of you as well. What if you stop loving him one day, what if something happened to you, what if you leave him one day.

But could also write him sweet— also dense, when it comes to romance and socializing. Doesn't take hints coz brain energy spent to mask anxiety 24/7. Could see him being disney princess tbh, as in, animals > humans. I could imagine him taking care of strays, having a shelter to keep them safe, while also having you locked in his basement.

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General SecurityWaiter/DreamTheory headcanons cause I just love them (part 1 cause I will never shut up abt them)

+some other general fnaf movie character (Abby mostly) stuff but mainly still SW/DT related, random timeline order I’m just spewing

-Mike goes to Sparky’s before and after work. He gets coffee before work cause DUH, and then sometimes he’ll get a small breakfast/some coffee in the morning so he doesn’t immediately pass out after his shift. Thats how him and Ness met. First impressions were along the lines of Mike thinking that this waiter talks too much, especially for the hours it is, and Ness just think Mike seems interesting and mysterious (lowkey thinks he might be a cryptid)

-the SECOND Mike lets slip that he works at Fazbear’s Ness is OBSESSED with talking to him more. He already thought he seemed interesting but now he knows he works at the place that he’s being obsessing over for YEARS he is NEVER gonna stop asking him shit and infodumping (Mike finds this very annoying at first, but then eventually realizes that Ness does in fact know quite a bit abt Freddy’s which he finds interesting and helpful so he starts actually engaging in the conversation)

-Ness has asked Mike to take them to Freddy’s multiple times, he has yet to say yes (not like Ness hasn’t broken in before. They’re half the reason they needed a security guard)

-Mike is insecure abt the height difference (and his height in general) but Ness literally just wants to squeeze him and go like ubububbubububu ur so cute ubububbubububu (me)

-Mike is actually fairly strong cause he likes to work out (it’s a coping mechanism) so sometimes he picks Ness up (like bridal style and shit) and it lowkey gives him gender euphoria and Ness just fucking loves it it makes them so giddy

-I saw smth somwhere abt Ness possibly being Sparky’s owner’s son so I’m just gonna second that and say that that’s why he works there so many hours (aka he basically helps run the place) but it’s also why he can kind get off work whenever he wants

-Mike complaining abt this annoying waiter who talks to much and is obsessed with Freddy’s peaks Abby’s interest so she asks Mike to take her to Sparky’s and that’s how Abby and Ness meet (they become best friends ever and sometimes Ness takes care of her when Mike is busy)

-Abby has plushies of the fazgang and a collection of fazcoins and other collectibles that Mike got her from the prize counter (not like anyone else is using them) and she shows them to Ness who absolutely FLIPS OUT about it. She also uses the faztokens as money for when they play pretend

-MIKE has freckles NOT NESS because Josh hutcherson LITERALLY HAS FRECKLES THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT /hj /lh

-Ness has a cat named Skip (cause he’s literally just MatPat /hj)

-Mike has passed out at Sparky’s before (usually like Saturday mornings after his shift since he doesn’t have to worry abt taking Abby to school, I mean not like he does it intentionally but he’s less worried abt it so sometimes he just zonks) and Ness will bring him soft shit to lay his head on and then gently wake him up and offer him coffee, which he eventually starts giving him on the house (totally just cause they knows he’s struggling financially and NOT because they’re flirting /j)

-I LOVE the “Mike can’t cook and Ness loves cooking” headcanon so I wanna say that’s real, but looking at the movie, Mike’s been taking care of Abby for years and cooks dinner for them multiple nights, and Ness is a waiter…based on the information given, Mike would theoretically (hehe theory) be the one who cooks ☝️🤓 /hj

-Abby demands to paint both their nails. Ness more than happily agrees but Mike is hesitant (dysphoria and general “ugh little girl stuff” type energy) but she keeps asking so he lets her paint them black (cause that’s so edgy and cool and masculine /j) and he learns he actually likes it quite a bit

Ok done for now this is getting very long but I will have more don’t yall worry 🤗🤗🤗