#wtf (affectionate)

[pretty-circa006]

Can't Sleep

Negan x F! Reader summary Negan helps you out when you can't sleep tags cockwarming, pet names, fluff, groping just a little drabble (what is a drabble) born from my procrastination problem

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wc: 538

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She stood outside of Negan’s bedroom door, rocking anxiously on her heels as she waited for him to answer the door. She raised her fist to knock again, but before it could make contact, the door opened. Negan stood leaning against the doorway in his white t-shirt and boxers. He looked tired and slightly irritated, probably from just having been woken up. His thick brows raised upon seeing it was her standing at the door, in nothing but a tank top and panties. He grabbed her arm and pulled her inside before slamming the door. 

“The hell you doin’ walkin’ around the Sanctuary like that?” He growled. 

“Sorry, I couldn’t sleep,” she mumbled, looking down, “can I sleep in here…with you?” Negan sighed and rubbed a hand over his face. 

“Fine, just this once. This will not become a regular thing,” he reluctantly agreed. She jumped into his arms and hugged him tight before pressing a quick peck to his lips. He set her down and she wasted no time in climbing into his bed. He climbed in beside her and she cozied up in his arms. His long eyelashes kissed his cheeks as his eyes fluttered shut, waiting for sleep to take him back. She wasn’t sleeping, and by the looks of it she wasn’t even trying. Her gaze was fixed on his pretty face as she doodled random details with her finger onto his strong chest. 

“Doll, what the hell are you doin’?” He asked without even opening his eyes. She withdrew her finger and rested her head on his chest instead, facing him. He opened his eyes and glanced down at her. She was looking up at him with small smile and big doe eyes. 

“It…it’s hard for me to sleep without…you…inside of me,” she admitted shyly before burying her face in his shirt. Negan couldn’t help the smirk that tugged at his mouth corners. After their nights together, Negan would usually stay inside of her, keeping his seed inside of her abused cunt, even after he went soft. It wasn’t intentional, but the first time it happened, she had fallen asleep before he was ready to pull out and when he finally was, she whined for him to stay. So he did. And it became a thing

“Oh baby, hearin’ that just tightens my goddamn pants!” When she peeked up at him, a dimpled smile was upon his face. She sat up and moved to straddle his hips, Negan’s hands on either of hers guiding her. He freed his semi-hard dick from his boxers before moving her panties to the side and rubbed the tip along her slick slit before lining himself up with her dripping hole. She met him the rest of the way, sliding down his shaft. She felt each vein sliding along the velvety walls of her pussy.

“You fill me up so good, Negan,” she sighed contently before laying down against his chest. His large hands slipped beneath the waistband of her panties and groped her ass. She let a breathy moan out by his ear as he continued kneading the mounds. 

“Neegaan, I’m trying to sleep,” she whined. 

“Shhh, babydoll, go to sleep.” 

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[xenocorner]

I have fallen and I can not get up orz

[thesummerstorms]

We mostly see a friendly (for him) / grumpy / overbearing Viago in Veilguard, one who has, according to all the surrounding NPCs, been upset with Rook de Riva being driven away in exile and who is perhaps softened by their survival and return.

Part of my brain is toying with the idea of his paranoia though. Specifically, what it would take for him to snap back at Rook in a way that is him reasserting himself as their Talon, as having power over them, and not just their mentor or friend or familial figure.

Like. I don't know what the scenario would be, but what, precisely, would it take for his eyes and voice to go cold with the kind of warning only Crows fully understand?

The Veilguard watches as instead of responding with their normal bickering and poking and prodding, Rook straightens their spine and bows their head. Any playfulness or frustrated kinetic energy on their part is suddenly smothered.

"Fifth Talon." They acknowledge, no longer Rook, just a Crow.

Viago waits three long heartbeats, stretching the moment thin in order to make a point before he finally acknowledges their submission.

Rook de Riva is allowed many, many indulgences that Viago would never forgive a different Crow. But even with the personal nature of their relationship and even with their alliance with the most reform-minded of all the Talons?

They are both still Crows.

Viago is still Rook's Talon and holds their service and their life in his gloved hands.

Some things cannot, will not be changed or challenged because it is outside of the Crows' nature to do so.

Rook's newfound status as a hero makes that more true, not less. Even with Rook as the savior of Treviso, Viago must be seen as the will of House de Riva, not his complicated little Fledgling.

So when Rook de Riva hears the hissing warning of a snake that refuses to be trampled, they know it to be genuine. And for better or worse, they bow their head and bare their neck.

If anything, it's a mark of Viago's indulgence that it goes no further than that.

But for the members of the Veilguard, excepting Lucanis, the sudden threat and Rook's utter lack of fight is confounding.

Rook is their leader. Rook looks Gods in their face to taunt or berate or laugh at them. Watching the way they smother all their fire behind a completely expressionless face, not a word of protest, is like watching something alien puppeting Rook's body and wearing their face.

Lucanis, again is the exception. He is tense only until Viago accepts Rook's verbal concession and dismisses them, at which point he holds his own stone face to hide a gentle, awkward sympathy, not wanting Rook to feel pitied.

That makes it so much more uncanny for the others watching.

[samijey]

When an interaction is so awkward it circles around into being adorable

[nabaath-areng]

All is full of love.

[voot-floop]

He’s a tv man or whatever

[satoruxx]

don’t ask me why i’m back at midnight i don’t know either. BUT EEEEEE

thinking about wolf!toji who when he finally gets comfy w touch and you are all comfy w teasing him and playing w his hair and ears and out of nowhere he nips your arm w his teeth

he’s just as surprised as you are— the action just came out of nowhere and just before he opens his mouth to apologize profusely and retreat into his old ways, terrified of becoming someone you are afraid of, you giggle.

“did you just chomp me to get me to stop? you’re the cutest thing ever!”

and he’s once again reminded of your near foolish fearlessness when it comes to him. how you trust him entirely and would never even fathom him in that angry, mean way he used to embody. no, from the looks on your face you’re just barely restraining yourself from grabbing his cheeks and cooing like a grandmother.

“yeah, and next time ‘m taking a finger with me”

okay i’m sorry im done I shall leave you be

OKAY SAGE SERIOUSLY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE??? THE WAY I LITERALLY HAVE A SCENE WHERE TOJI TRIES TO PLAYFULLY BITE YOUR FINGER IN THE NEXT CHAPTER....

anyways yes i fully believe he would snap his chompers at you the way dogs do... obviously not to hurt but that's just their way of playing yk??? first time he does it he literally goes rigid. you’re being silly, sitting next to him on the couch and poking at his ears without a care in the world. he rolls his eyes at the antics—you seem to enjoy the way his ears flick every time you touch them. he halfheartedly tells you to quit it and yet makes no effort to get you to stop, too busy focusing on your quiet giggles.

and then without any warning, he finds his teeth nipping at your arm. you freeze. he freezes. he knows it wasn't hard enough to draw blood but it appalls him that he even bared his fangs at you in the first place. the guilt that washes over him is almost dizzying, intensified by a strange sense of fear. that's it—he's now exposed himself as the uncontrollable animal he's always been. you'll see it now, just how dangerous and scary he is.

he's waiting for your anger with bated breath, but all he hears is a chime of laughter. he glances at you, and finds the most amused grin he's ever seen. "i hope you know that lil chomp is not stopping me."

he blanches. "that... it didn't hurt?"

you raise a brow. "of course not. it basically felt like a tickle."

toji's head spins. the way you catch him off guard is scary. he always needs to backtrack and remember that you don't view him through that lense—that to you he's nothing more than an overgrown puppy. which, to him, is extremely ridiculous. but only someone as naive as you could stare at a wolf hybrid who has known nothing but violence and say that his teeth are nothing but a tickle. you are so stupidly compassionate, sweet in a way that warms his tongue—addicting and vice-like.

"you know these teeth have bitten off literal flesh, right?" he questions. you grin, eyes crinkling in a strangely familiar way.

"so? not like they'd do anything to me." your smile is blindingly smug, and toji's shoulders relax. once again, you are too trusting. it infuriates him—how correct you are. there is a pulse against his ribcage that seems to steadily speed up the longer he looks at you. so frustrating.

you reach up and jab your pointer finger into his cheek, and he doesn't think twice before trying to snap at it. your laughter echoes through his ears as you pull your hand away quickly, and the wry grin on his face seems all too natural.

"not do anything, huh? careful, next time 'm taking that finger with me."

[newmatrix]

His greed sickens me

[raggedy-spaceman]

David Tennant, Michael Sheen & The Good Omens 2 Cast Answer Your Questions!

Or, David Tennant and Michael Sheen being Crowley and Aziraphale in real life for 7 minutes

[grelleshighheels]

i love it when he just goes "fufu uwu teehee ☺️" as if he isn't literally the impersonation of the devil

[swiftlydnp]

they've moved from "they're touching" to "they're kissing" jokes now....we should all be scared😭😭😭😭

[petz5]

I know everyone has their own ideas abt this........ and here's mine lol. I think ranma and akane started considering themselves a couple after the nabiki engagement fiasco bc they actually chose to get back together and could no longer reasonably use the excuse of "our dads FORCED us into this" and i think during the ryugenzawa arc when akane is the one to use the "he's my fiancé!" line for the first time is when they started actually seeing each other as. Well. Fiancés.

[feukt-42]

How awkward do you think this interaction was ?

[royaljestersfirst]

Them….

[kb1301]

They gave me the Selfie emote, and so I shall use it. All the time. With my Warlock at least.

My screenshot quota with Shaxx has now changed. It will now include selfies. I fucking love them.

[sisterkosho]

He’s so stupid I’m gonna cry