#yeaahhh having thoughts

[darlingdeaddove]

Big brother who knows it's wrong to rape his baby brother, but he just can't help himself. He just needs to feel what his little brother's insides feel like, and will pathetically apologize while pinning him down and thrusting violently into those tight kiddo holes

[hanafubukki]

Sometimes I think about Malleus and how he had to celebrate his bdays alone, eating a whole cake alone. When that shouldn’t have to be the case at all.

It’s such a grand festival for everyone else, but him. He’s alone and most likely crying.

His grandmother can’t always make it and knowing the senate? They probably barred Lilia from him those days because they wanted to hide the truth.

It just?? Irritates me so much??

I can get why Lilia hid the truth about Malleus birth to spare him the guilt. But to seperate him and Malleus, especially on such an important day for both? It infuriates me.

Why? Because the senate couldn’t handle the “taint” from a bat? Because their views of the Draconia??? Because they have a stick up their metaphorical butt and how they thought of them more at face value and high beings than the actual person??

So Malleus and Lilia had to suffer because of these pricks?

We saw how happy Malleus is when he’s celebrating his Bday at NRC. (And I assume he celebrated it at the cottage as well, probably after his bday passed).

So it’s not because he doesn’t like his birthday, it’s because of the correlation he has with his bday. One of loneliness and heartache.

A day that’s supposed to be the happiest day for him and Lilia, and they couldn’t celebrate it because of stupid ghosts.

[toovaeloe]

post-nut munchies

Satoru doesn’t get post sex clarity shame or guilt. He gets hungry.

pairing: satoru gojo x gn!reader

mdni•18+

content: small minific, gn penetration, established relationship, dumbification if you squint, mating press but again: only if you’re looking through a foggy window, mostly aftercare and a gojo being goofy (being a FATASS) ((he’s my fave fatty))

wc: 826

Clarity. That might as well be the universally defined antonym of Satoru Gojo.

Because if there’s one thing Gojo doesn’t own and his fat paycheck can’t buy, it’s shame.

“fuuuckkk,” 

He’d groan a guttural draw as he pistoned into your tight heat, before alternating into slow, powerful grinding of his hips that had your brain vacating the premises to make space for his dumb fucking dick. He knew it, too; could see it in the way your your eyes struggled to stay in focus and the way your back bowed off the sheets you were gripping with white-knuckle intensity— he’s fucked all the thoughts out of your pretty little head. And the bastard couldn’t be cheesing any harder about it.

“My pretty baby,” He’s muse, somehow finding it in himself to giggle breathily as one of his large palms slips away from where he was squeezing the underside of your thigh. He smooths up towards your abdomen, featherlight fingers grazing up your chest and over a pert nipple before traveling back down to splay over your hip, all with deliberate gentleness. “so beautiful like this.”

“feel me right there, yeah? That deep?” The husk of his voice rumbles just above you, the pad of his thumb skimming over the skin below your belly button, eyes crinkling at the way you whimper out soft frantic mhm!’s when he adds pressure. His grin is from ear to ear, the sigh he lets out dreamy and adoring. “yeaahhh.”

He’s only smug for so long, however, with the way your eager hole was sucking him in, milking him like you wanted to siphon his soul out his body via cock. Satoru leans down as a string of curses tumbles from his lips with a groan, sweat-slick chest meeting yours as his hands scramble to find your legs once more. Blunt nails dig into your flesh as he forces them up next to either side of your head, effectively folding you in half like a goddamn lawn chair. The change in angle has you keening as he rammed into that gummy spot inside you, with no less accuracy the other 6 times he’s made you cum tonight.

“shit, shit, yer so… mmh’fuck ‘can’t think— needa cum s’bad,” He quite literally whines as you barrel over that peak, his mouth latching to yours to share your muffled moans as he follows suit. His hips stutter against yours as he spills inside of you, before he goes still entirely, the both of you riding the waves of the ebbing high until he collapses atop you- and with how exhausted you both are, it’s undoubtedly the last one tonight.

Or at least one of you is bone-tired. After a few minutes of Satoru floating in the afterglow, he’s littering affectionate wet kisses all across your face, offering you praise of what a good job you did for him as he eases your legs back down and kneads your hips- having the audacity to tease you with the idea of juuuust one more round. HELL no. He gets the memo when you weakly kick at him, but it doesn’t stop him from chuckling at your incredulous expression as he slides his softening shaft out of you.

His snowy bangs still stick to his brow as he rises from the bed with a grunt, making a show of stretching, cracking stiff joints, and flexing muscles before returning to your side with a warm washcloth. He’s still all smiles and chipper beaming as he tenderly cleans in between your legs, biting his lip to stifle himself from blabbing out about how much pride he felt seeing you like this- it’d probably fluster you into chiding him if you saw the goofy ass expression he was making. Not that you were really paying any mind; your eyelids fluttering closed every other minute and about ready to conk out.

“Y’know what sounds good right now though?” Satoru chirped out of the blue, yanking you back from the cusp of slumber.

“Some fro-yo. Maybe strawberry- with chocolate chips, gummy bears, marshmallows, cookie dough, and a fuckton of rainbow sprinkles. Cherry on top, of course,” He’d ramble off his abominable go-to order as his hand absentmindedly wandered to trace soothing patterns against one of your knees. You’re just dumbfounded at how he could possibly be fantasizing about frozen yogurt right now; limp-dicked and in his birthday suit after he just fucked you into next Tuesday. “God, my mouth’s watering just thinkin’ about it.”

“I know a 24 hour fro-yo spot. It’s only, like…a 20-ish minute drive?” He’d muse, sapphire eyes redirecting from the ceiling and back to you. When he caught your flabbergasted expression he’d coyly duck his head and bat his frosty lashes at you, as if that was about to convince you. You wondered if you could even walk, or if maybe you’d need at least 5-8 business days to recuperate.

“Doesn’t that sound good, hm? You up for it, angel?”

a/n: craving a ben&jerry’s cherry garcia🤤 also i hate him a lot today. like so much 😒 but i gotta finish writing this Ino thing for a diff thing so im forcing myself to resist writing Gojo. Instead i will say, “i hate him”;

I hate him.

have a wonderful day and do something nice for yourself! 🫶🏽

[blackoutbruh]

atla crossover eeeee

i was rewatching atla and decided to make a crossover because i couldnt get rid of this idea (to be honest im not very happy with jake and striders and maybe jane designs but i didnt have enough imagination)

rosseeee

and unfinished bloodbender jane (like crockertier duh) (im lazy)

i thought that these are like pieces from the lands of different nations (the fire nation the earth kingdom etc) and jade carries them with her and it kind of reminds her of her friends and all that uhhh yeaahhh

and also jake is a metal bender but i couldnt figure out how to show it lol

i would draw art like with rose for all kids but i dont have the time and energy and in general ive been working on this crossover for a long time blehhh maybe someday

[shentheauthor]

Hello! I’ve seen the harbingers reacting to the reader liking them... But what if we turn the tables around and it’s them realizing the have a huge crush on the reader!!! Will they confess? (I hope they do, well... mainly I hope Pulcinella does but anyways) Will they stay quiet??

Ooo this should be fun

Harbingers realizing they have a crush on the reader

Also I finally figured out how to add the read more thing!!!!

Pierro

Well first of all, it’s been a LONG time since he’s felt this way

He almost doesn’t recognize the feeling

When he realizes what’s up, he would immediately be flustered and confused

Why? How? HOW DID YOU DO THIS???

Unfortunately he’s probably too dedicated to his cause to think of anything else

He wouldn’t want to put you through that

So he’ll keep quiet

He won’t tell you, and just sit and pine sadly

I’m sorry, he caught feelings at the worst possible time in his life

Capitano

He is also confused

He definitely doesn’t feel this way often

He is also very dedicated to his cause, but he at least has more room for stuff like love, I think

He won’t be too shy about it, but he seems like a relatively quiet guy in the first place

He will confess

Probably in private. No grand gestures, just a simple “I have feelings for you”

He’ll also say that you have every right to turn him down

Offers to remain friends as well

Literally one of the most normal people in this whole cursed group

We’re starting off calm before we get into The Horrors

Dottore

The Horrors™️

He treats it like a science experiment

I’m being srs

Hypothesis: you like him back

Research? Hanging around you more often

Hovers over you like a vulture

You turn the corner and there he is like :)

If one of him likes you, all of him does

The segments will be SO annoying, I’m so sorry

He won’t confess outright, but honestly his behavior is more than enough to tell you what’s going on

He is highkey scary, but we love him for it

Columbina

She isn’t very flustered when she realizes tbh

Of course she likes you! How could she not?

She’ll ask you to her private chambers and just.. hang out with you

Her way of flirting is singing to you and doing your hair

If you don’t have hair? Scalp massages

Very touchy feely and kind of obvious with her affection

There is an underlying darkness to everything she does, but Yk if you like her back, you’re probably into that

She’ll confess in private, during the night

It’s shockingly romantic, with candles and flowers waiting for you

She does fully expect you to say yes, but she honestly wouldn’t ask if she didn’t already know you would

She’s like 5 steps ahead of you

Arlecchino

Mmmmmmmaaaaannnn

We already know she’s unhinged, Yk?

When she’s in love, her first reaction is “ew”

She doesn’t have time for that shit

But Yk, she’s intrigued by you, so she abandons that thought pretty quickly

She won’t flirt or confess, keeping you at arm’s length

But she does have a clear favorite

She’s nicer to you. She gives you less difficult tasks

She doesn’t want your pretty face getting hurt

You’ll only find out she has a fat crush on you if you do get hurt

She is.. protective…

Good luck getting blood out of your clothes when she’s done with your attackers

At least she would ask if you’re ok? Yeaahhh

Pulcinella

This one’s for you bestie (me when I go in rank order and he’s not at the top)

He’ll get flustered when he realizes

He’s kinda old, so it’s been a while, but hey it’s never too late for love!

He’ll give you the old fashioned courtship rizz

Flowers, gifts, walks under the stars

He will def accept a rejection, but come on, look at him

You can’t reject him

He’s a quiet romantic, and he doesn’t have a stick up his ass

So he’s better at this than the others

You cannot tell me he doesn’t have a soft side, you CANNOT.

Scaramouche

MAN

This man is so emotionally repressed, you know he would HATE having a crush

He sees it as a waste of time

A disgustingly human emotion

He’ll push you away, I’m sorry

He doesn’t have time for this, he doesn’t want to deal with it

He would fire you if he could, but for the sake of this post, he can’t for whatever reason

Maybe you aren’t a fatuus yk?

But yeah he’d only confess if you make it clear that you’re hurt by him avoiding you

And if you’re persistent (HELLA persistent)

He’ll eventually blurt out “it’s because I LIKE you, you idiot”

Yes, he is that trope

Hopefully he gets over himself sooner rather than later lmao

Sandrone

Run for your life

I’m being srs, she is uh…

She will confess, but in a creepy way

“I want you to become one of my dolls” (affectionate)

Try your damn hardest to convince her you’re more interesting as a living human

I love her, but hooooweeee

Scary ass woman

This one is shorter bc it’s… pretty clear what she’s like in canon 🤡

Signora

She hasn’t been in love since Rostam

Genuinely

She’s confused at first, then honestly a little sad and angry

Why now? Why centuries after her heart was broken?

But yk, it is what it is

She will most likely never confess

Just… keeps you at a distance, much like Pierro

She’ll try her hardest to get over it too, but you know she isn’t exactly good at getting over things like this

I mean that with love in my heart

If she ever does confess, it will likely be if she thinks she’ll never see you again

This woman is so tragic… I love her

Pantalone

THIS MAN.

He will become your sugar daddy

Like, literally, he will shower you with gifts

He could not be more obvious about it

Normally he guards his heart, but honestly if you’re in private and he’s sure nobody is listening, he will be so open

Of course those moments are rare

But he’ll still give you gifts in public, just… less obvious

Giving you money to buy food bc “you can’t work on an empty stomach”

Gives you clothes for missions/whatever and says you can keep it bc he doesn’t want it

He’s used to people using him, but it’s clear you don’t want to, so he feels safe in giving stuff to you

Confesses in private

It has to be SO private, no guards or anything, bc he doesn’t trust anyone not to tell

At least he’ll be a little romantic. Gives you your favorite foods and flowers, plus new clothes or hell, paying your rent

His love language is gift giving, change my mind

Tartaglia

Oh he is so annoying about it

Literally aggressive flirting

Literally

He will try to spar with you, to see if you’re strong enough to be his equal

If you’re not, that’s fine, but if you are, oh man he gets ten times worse

He’ll also be a theater kid about it

Bouquets, opening doors for you, bowing and throwing you a “rakish grin” (his words)

He’s kind of a dork

A murderous dork, but Yk

He’ll either confess during combat, or he’ll take you out on the town and does it in public

Well, if he isn’t sure you’ll say yes, he’ll do it in private

Also if you don’t like crowds

But if you don’t mind public spaces, he will be so dramatic about it

“Will you conquer the world with me?”

It’s very sweet, even if he means it completely literally

Just. A nerd (affectionate)

[wings-of-fire-confessions]

Sooo remember in the Lost Heir when Tsunami first flashed her scales at Riptide and he tried to grab her? Yeaahhh lowkey have a bad feeling he tried to have sex with her right there based on what he thought she “said”… Disturbing thought but it’s true. Go back to either the book or graphic novel and see. He literally grabs for her back end.

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[demonixoverlord]

dunno if im late or nuthin but this took me a couple weeks to do cough @quartztwst for the uhhh... *flips through papers* .. no yandere au yeaahhh (i might do myself / my yuusona as well, im debating it haha)

magic level ^^^ he's pretty good in general, with his strongest being more.. phenomenon ish? (ref: this post ig) he'd probably be a rival, only due to the fact that he tolerates Azul and doesn't condone murder lol (might change? idk)

Q/A questions under cut

Does your OC have parents or family in the AU? If not, what is their current living situation?

He lives with his parents in a pretty nice house near where his parents work (aka S.T.Y.X cough) and tends to walk with Idia to school (most likely forcibly lol)

What are their thoughts on Quartz? He finds her interesting, although a bit sceptical because he can tell somethings fishy with how she talks about Azul and acts around him. He does try to see if she's doing alright on occasion, worried if she's masking due to personal issues, issues at home, etc.

What is their thoughts and relationship with Azul? How did they meet Azul?

Macarius is positively neutral about Azul, admiring him for his status but also judgemental about his tactics. Since Macarius tends to help Idia a lot or just stay nearby for social support (we all need someone to speak for the introverts lol) he met Azul at the end of one of the council meetings, and again at clubs. Due to seeing Azul often at clubs, he's gotten to know him slightly better.

Your OC stumbles upon a dead body a few feet outside of the school. Do they report it? Immediately. He first of all wants justice for the victim, but he also doesn't want the enviroment nearby to smell of rot. (lol)

Why does your OC like their crush?

Growing up knowing Idia from their parents working together, he grew closer to Idia and admired him for his skill. Aside from that, Macarius slowly came to the realization that he likes boys as well, more specifically Idia. Of course he doesn't entirely know why or how, especially due to his ex-girlfriend pretty much ruining his expectations of relationships, but he's coping through it.

Since reputation and popularity are kind of different, is your OC popular in and outside of school?

He's pretty neutral standing outside of school, being known for his community garden attempts (he's probably still trying lol). In school however? He somehow became the person lots of first years come to, and has been told he's attractive (he, of course, doesn't believe these often haha)

How social is your OC? Do they stray away from crowds? Macarius doesn't exactly hate crowds, but he wouldn't choose to be in a large one (events being exceptions) since lots of people tend to overwhelm him (and Idia, who he's more worried about :P)

Which TWST character does your OC believe should have more admirers than Azul? He's actually surprised by the amount Azul has, considering Vil also has an admirer hoard, but he isn't complaining since he's happy for Azul in some way. However, Macarius is glad there isn't too many after Idia, considering it'd probably overwhelm him and he'd have to force him to leave his house haha

What are their relationships with other characters/OCs? Shin ( @liyuviq ): "Clever. I admire their persistence. Not everything is a case, however." Macarius likes to consider being their friend, however he doesn't exactly want to push anything, so he doesn't say much about it haha Shuu ( @oya-oya-okay) "Surprisngly sweet. Her hair reminds me of orange lillies." He finds her entertaining, and admires her kindness. He hasn't talked to her as much unless its in passing periods or in their shared class(es) so he makes the effort to try checking in on her from time to time just to be polite. To new / first years, some consider him to be a big brother to them, showing them their classes and helping them navigate the school until they have the hang of it. What grade/year is your OC? 3rd year (18), same as Idia. (he's only a few months older than Idia) Your OC notices Quartz carrying a weapon in her skirt pocket. That's strange since the female school uniforms don't have skirt pockets. Does your OC report this? He doesn't at first, thinking he was seeing things. After a few more times, he quietly told Riddle about it, unsure if he wanted to go as far as school officals yet. Your OC is being framed for murder of another student by Quartz, how does your OC react to that? Does your OC know it's Quartz? Macarius would be probably very surprised and hurt, but still respectful about telling others that it wasn't him. Unless he knew more, he wouldn't have much of a hunch on Quartz without infomation.

What is your OCs goal for the school year or in life? He wants to start a school community garden, using technology to help the advancement of plants and agriculture without harming them.

Where is your OC usually with or at during school? Classes? With Azul? Skipping class? Where do they eat lunch? Macarius is normally with Idia during passing periods or classes they share, as well as lunch. However, he occasionally tutors at lunch (which makes Idia nervous since he sits with him haha) or examines the school's yard(s) in an attempt to plan out a future garden somewhere.

How are your OC's grades? Almost always A's or B's, with the occasional C if he's confused on a subject. (such as English)

Which elimination tactic is preferred to use on them? *shrug* What are your OC's weaknesses? Are they easily manipulated? Easily overpowered by? He's only easily manipulated if he's close to them, especially relationship wise (i.e. his exgf) which is why he tries to keep some people at arms length. For weaknesses, he's pretty neutral on most unless its about Idia (cough very protective cough) or needles (he doesn't enjoy them haha)

Any drama, traumatic story for your OC in the AU? i mean, eh? you can check his lore page if you wanna take that and mush it with this I dunno

[skidtheperson]

HEAVY HEAVY SPOILERS

GO WATCH THAT ENDING RIGHT NOW THIS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS!!!!!!

Beautiful... It was.. Beautiful. That is the ending we deserved!!

First things first, gay people basically confirmed.

"My theory was right" of course it was.

My babies had some part in this! And the fact they just were doing that with the hope it worked, so now they're proud they looked cool, FGIBIRBKEBIBS I LOVE THEMMMMM

Go family!!! You got this!!! Survive together!!!

NOO HE'S A BABY, HE'S A LITTLE KID, SHAKING AND CRYING, NOOOOO 😭😭😭

The fact Lightbulb and Clover are STILL happy and all cheerful even when faced with becoming a ghost forever gaaahh

THE ARCS THE ARCS THEY OVERCAME EVERYTHING LET'S GOOOO

WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACCCKKK

The fact she acted scared but then was like "Don't move" to the others, she knew, GO GIRL!!!!!

YEAAHHH DIE DIE DIE DIE ABUSER ROT IN HELL DIEEEEEE CHEESY REACTION IS ME YESSSSS

They both knee slapped. We've evolved. People are fine with his goofy jokes now I love Cheesy <3

NOOOOO HE GHOST NOOO but at least he's still here SO YAAAAYYY!! Wonder where the others that got hit by the beam are.

Kinda sad Knife lost, but hey, Suitcase deserved that win after all this. She really evolved. Love her. Go girl, girlboss, you the best!!!

Everyone is happy... Yay... .. There's 14 minutes left.. THERE'S 14 MINUTES LEFT OH GOD PLUS BACKUP AIN'T HERE YET SO

Man.. Wish he didn't leave, but you know, sometimes you gotta...

GF vs EX.

Nevermind we good, the backup was this guy. Thankfully. Glad to see him back! Now they can be together and live a happy life without their abuser of a "father".

Mepad Dedication Ceremony. He deserves that. Moment of silence for Mepad...

The fact Nickel was so happy he could join in with stomping, GAHHHHHH MY HEARTTTT 💖💖💖💖

THROWBACKS TO THE SONGS YEAHHHH LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

I have to do ANOTHER post to fit all of the pictures and my thoughts so yeah

[bihanspookies]

Okay I see you did Raiden’s for hand job, how about Raiden’s first blow job? I know he’d be so sensitive and hard and you just barely kissed the tip 😆 but anyway I would like to “blow” his mind with his very first blowjob

YEAAHHH BRUDDEERRR LETS GET IN IT. SORRY THIS IS A BIT LATE I GOT A LOT OF DRAFTS RN LMAO

Sequel sort of to this

Warnings: blowjobs (duh), very soft dom reader?, cum eating (from both parties, subtle on Raiden’s side lmao)

It had been a few weeks since you and Raiden’s intimate moment, the goofy and shy smile that crosses his lips every time he recalls it not going unnoticed by you. You think about what he said, about how he would love to have your mouth be the next thing to pleasure him. The image of you on your knees, his face twisted in pleasure as you take him deep in your throat, his fingers grasping the back of your head to—

“Darling? You’re spacing out again.” You blink out of your daydream and turn your head to look at him, a fond smile on his lips as he reaches over to squeeze your thigh.

“You’re blushing.” He points out, inching closer to you to kiss your cheek and squeeze your thigh again.

“Just thinking.” You mumble, your thought not completely gone from your head.

“About…?”

You know that tone, that teasing voice he uses when he knows you’re thinking about him in a not so innocent way. You can hear the grin he has and you turn your head to face him, the Earthrealm champion doing little to nothing to hide his amused expression.

“You know what.” You answer, smiling softly as you look into his dark brown eyes.

“Yes but I wish to hear you say it.” Oh how smug yet loving his voice was, your heart fluttering as you scoff at him. You roll your eyes and stand up off the couch, standing in front of him. You place your hands on his knees, leaning forward to touch your nose against his.

“I would much rather show you, Raiden.”

His grin is infectious, the excitement evident as he leans back to let you work. Ever since you had given him his first handjob, he had grown more confident in telling you what he wants and that’s more touching from you. He’s yet to tell you that he wants a blowjob because he wants you to initiate it and for you to feel comfortable doing so.

“Then please, show me.”

You kiss him on the lips before slowly sinking to your knees, your hands rubbing up and down his thighs to get him more in the mood. If only you truly knew that just your presence and a few words already has him growing hard behind his pants. You can see the bulge forming and you lean forward to kiss it, Raiden’s hips twitching from your touch.

“Darling…”

His voice is shy now, that beautiful red hue coloring his ears as he forces himself to watch you get ready to please him.

“Sh, Raiden. Let me take care of you.”

He swallows hard, fingers flexing into the couch cushions as he observes the way you swiftly undo his pants and pull them down along with his briefs. His cock is half hard but it doesn’t take long for it to become fully erect, especially when you wrap your fingers around him to stroke him.

His eyes flutter, head leaning back against the couch as he feels you go to his tip to gather the precum that’s formed at the top to spread over the rest of him. He lets out a shuddering breath, putting all his years of training to work to not blow his load before you even put your pretty lips on him.

He lifts his head to look at you, just in time to watch you drop a ball of spit over him. He groans and places a hand on your cheek, swiping across right under your eye to grab your attention. You look up at him and wink, not giving him any time to prepare before you kiss his leaking tip, your tongue just barely licking across his flushed head.

He whimpers softly, dropping himself back onto the back of the couch before you call his name sweetly.

“Raiden?”

He looks at you, the red on his ears now starting to color his cheeks.

“I want you to watch me, my love.”

He nods, his stomach tensing when you finally wrap your lips around his tip and give a firm suck. He hands search for something to grab, one settling on top of your head while the other lays on his thigh. His mouth drops open when you slowly descend on the rest of him, your warm mouth sending bolts of pleasure up his spine.

“Oh Gods, darling—“ He’s cut off when you finally reach the base, his finely trimmed hair tickling your nose. You hum around him, sending vibrations up his shaft and through his body, sweet whimpers filling your ears when he realizes just how good your mouth truly feels.

He resists the urge to rock his hips up, wanting to go at your pace but he can feel his resolve slipping the more you pleasure him with your tongue. His hand just barely pushes you back down and you allow him to do so, letting him move you at whatever pace he desires.

It’s slow but he doesn’t mind, he’s not in a rush to finish anytime soon and he wants to engrave the sight of you on your knees with his cock in your mouth into his brain forever. You push against his hand to remove yourself and he lets you do so, his hand falling from your head. His face is red from your ministrations, his hand coming back to lovingly pinch your cheek.

“Are you alright, love?” You ask in a murmur, using your hand to continue stimulating him. He nods, shifting his hips more into your touch.

“Very. Please…”

You place a wet kiss to his tip before engulfing him once again, making him loudly moan and replace his hand back on top of your head. You move a bit faster now, hollowing your cheeks to creature more suction and using your fingers to touch whatever wasn’t in your mouth.

Raiden can feel his muscles begin to tense up, his balls tightening as he feels his end nearing. He tries to warn you, to speak up but your tongue just feels so so good wrapped around him.

And when you swallow him all the way at the base, it’s what sends him over the edge.

Without warning he cries softly and releases his seed into your mouth, his hips jutting upwards into you as he rides out his climax. You didn’t mind however, the knowledge that you left him speechless was such a boost to your ego. You swallow his seed and kept moving on his cock, licking a broad stripe on the underside before sucking tenderly on his tip. Raiden whines and gently pushes you off him, a fucked out lazy grin on his lips as he moves forward to wipe a drop of himself off your mouth.

He pulls you up and into a kiss, his tongue prodding past your lips and tasting the faint remains of himself.

“Thank you, my love.” He whispers, placing a few more kisses before traveling to your cheek and then forehead. You laugh softly, resting your face in his neck.

“You’re welcome, Raiden.”

You feel him adjust against you and think he’s going to properly seat you in his lap until he moves you to lay on the couch, settling himself in between your legs.

“I think it’s time that I finally repay the favor, hm?”

This is the fucking face I picture him making when he asks you what you’re thinking about 🤨

[sass-ruby]

I'm gonna scream OMGOMGMGMGMG THE NEW TSAMS EPISODE AAAAA

RUIN. RUIN, MY BRITISH BOY, YOU HAVE MY RESPECT. You already did but AAAAAA

Yeaahhh not surprised he hates nexus, I loved how he helped moon <33 I was right, he DOES want to help them (I've thought multiple times how he's tryna help sun and moon by leaving hints)

I always loved ruin, such an interesting character.. an actor. He has so so so many tricks up his sleeve, that's why I love him. He always does something unexpected. No one expected him to destroy 5000 dimensions, did they? No.

He'll forever be my favorite anti villain <33 (is he technically an anti villain?)

And HELP I LAUGHED SO HARD AT SUN² (dark sun)

HE'S JUST SO CASUAL ABOUT IT I CAN'T ☠️ It's almost like he's been through all of this, so he just sounds unamused all the time. He knows how the story goes

He's an interesting character too, I LOVE HIM

And GOSH SUN WAS SPACING OUT AGAIN I THINK

They got A LOT closer this time to it, and yeah of course sun would space out..

Also Goliath I hope you die for being rude to sun. (Can you tell sun is my favorite character?)

Oh and I found it sweet when moon threatened nexus over sun :DD

[carsonian]

fic trope rate game

Thank you to @sunnysideprincess for tagging me! I didn't even know this was going around. Love you hun.

Rate: How much do these tropes affect your decision to click on a fic?

-10 -> very dissuaded

0 - don’t care either way

+10 -> very enticed

nope -> if it’s a hard no and you’d never click on a fic with that tag or or you even have the tag blocked or you’d insta click out of the fic if it wasn’t tagged. Bonus points for explaining the rating and whether it’s conditional.

Onto the game ➡️

Age gap: -10

I get that it's already a factor in the relationship but I'm not interested in it, especially when fics paint the younger counterpart as like sex-crazed and the older counterpart as lowkey (highkey) predatory. It's totally people's prerogative to write this OBVIOUSLY but I can't get into the fantasy. Without getting too into it, I was in a relationship with an older guy in my late teens and for the most part (with very few exceptions -> there are few but v good exceptions!!) reading fic like that brings up some bad stuff for me. Also for those who've submitted fic requests along these lines, this is why I don't fill them! Sorry loves. Can I interest you

Codependency: +10

Hell yea why not

Obsession/Possessiveness, jealousy: +10

Hell yea why not

Opposites (grumpy/sunshine etc): 0

Eh as long it's not too caricature-y.

Friends with benefits: +8

So many fun situations have come from this so purely for the gag of it all -> yeaahhh

Sex to feelings: +7

Been there ! So!!!!! Why not. Had your whole fist inside me and now we can talk about how many siblings we have. Class.

Friends to lovers: +10

It's like a crisp soda man

Found Family: +8

With or without is fine for me as long as they're not RANCID BITCHES to each other. I think my peak REALISTIC dynamic would be whatever they've got going on in Spotlight (2015). Coworkers getting things done with no interpersonal conflicts lingering for too long. Fanfics wouldn't be as fun though and this is about fanfics sooo hell yeah get yourself adopted.

Hurt/Comfort: +10

It's just neat man

Love Triangle: -10000

What in the k-drama bro get this shit outta here

Poly, open relationships: nope

Not my thing. Don't have it blocked but I'm unlikely to click in

Mistaken/hidden identity: +7

Pay off is like 😁😁😁 what next 😁😁😁😁 more drama 😁😁😁😁 this is peak 616 stevetony

Pregnancy: +4

I guess now that I've written a fic with this I can't be like NOOOO NEVER 👀👀👀👀 WHADDYA MEAN

Slowburn: +7

Make me want to kill myself a little bit why not. Keep things fresh

I'm going to tag @soliloquent-stark @whinysteve & @fohatic because I'm very curious to hear your guys' thoughts.

[hauntingblue]

NAMI NEEDS TO GO UP THERE AND FIGHT BIG MOM I AM SO SERIOUS!!! THIS IS A BATTLE FOR THE ROMANCE DOWN TRIO!! SANJI DO NOT DARE TAKE HER SPOT!!!

[meowmeowmeowmeow4x]

Dark Blue Moon and the Suffering Sun Chapter 20

wooo we hit chapter 20!! yeaahhh

MASTAPOST

Beautiful, sunlit beaches blanketed the coastline underneath the street level where colourful tiles crisscrossed. An umbrella kept the heat away from the rustic wooden table at which the Fenton family, minus their youngest, and Bruce Wayne sat. The SAV sat peacefully by the pier where they had disembarked.

They had been sailing for the better part of the afternoon, finally stopping to pick up lunch at Jazz’s insistence. Mr Wayne’s insisted on paying, ever the rich philanthropist.

Jazz Fenton couldn’t be more worried, although she had to hide it. Sitting opposite her, Mr Wayne idly chatted with her parents about their college days. Once she knew what she was looking for, it was painfully obvious that he was interrogating them for information on Vlad Masters, another billionaire thorn in the family’s side (not that her parents knew).

She fidgeted. Her foot tapped repeatedly on the stop, arched to not make sounds that would give her state of general anxiety away. Once she told Tucker what was happening, the boy had gotten to work right away. It would take some time to locate the files containing the specs for the newest inventions, and then more time to analyse them and pinpoint what damage she could do.

She’d need to call Sam next. Tucker had given her the number for Sam’s spare, although there was no guarantee she’d be able to answer soon.

Until then, Jazz was on her own. She picked at her sweet and sour fish broth soup, rolling the tomato chunks around. If she gave herself food poisoning somehow, that might give the boys potentially a week to get away. Then again, there was an equal chance one of her parents would stay with her while the other went with Bruce.

As it was, she could definitely malinger a stomach issue, and delay them for maybe half an hour. Sirens swam quickly, so that time could be valuable for them.

“What about you, Jasmine? What got you interested in psychology?” Came Bruce Wayne’s baritone. Shit.

Jazz was startled out of her thoughts. Before she could open her mouth, she did an awareness check. A mental checklist of where she was and what she needed to do and not do appeared in her head. If she tipped off this man, then it could very lead to her brother underneath a scalpel. No pressure at all.

“Uhm, well. Mr Wa- Bruce.” Jazz found herself stuttering when talking about psychology for the first time in her life. Dammit. She looked to the side, where her father nodded like an excited puppy. Not helping, dad.

“Well I’ve always been interested in people, you see.” Jazz kept a close eye on Bruce Wayne’s posture, studying him. “What makes them upset. What makes them happy.”

She side-eyed her parents. On one side, her mother glared viciously at her fried fish. On the other, her father arranged fries into smiling faces.

“With this family, I’ve had a lot to think about.” That was a good start, right? With any luck, he would be the one to give something away, something she could use against him.

Bruce Wayne chuckled, an easy (fake?) smile worn like a mask. “I can certainly relate. Many times my boys have left me pulling my hair out. It’s a chaotic house most days.”

That was right! Jazz recalled the preliminary research she had done earlier in the day. Bruce Wayne was known to be an endlessly kind man, but suffered several interpersonal issues over the years. One was the notorious apparent teenage tantrum thrown by an 18-year-old Dick Grayson, shortly before his second son, Jason was adopted.

The less said about Jason’s unfortunate fate, the better. Although he may have been brought back, somehow??

She wasn’t sure whether to envy his therapist or not.

It had been exhausting teasing the truth out of the myriad gossip articles on the Wayne family. If Danny were here, he’d bully her relentlessly for going back on her noted disdain towards the ‘shallow and vapid celebrity news industry dedicated to turning private interpersonal conflicts into products to be consumed.’ Oh how the mighty have fallen.

What she could be reasonably sure of was that the present-day family dynamics of the Waynes were testy, to say the least. Apparently their youngest, the Damian who had disappeared into the waves just two days ago, had been dealing with violent tendencies for some time and had no patience for entertaining the elites like his brothers used to. And that was just the public stuff.

Right. She could work with this.

“Was it difficult? In the early days, with your first son.” Jazz said, putting on tones of sympathy and empathetic connection, the kind she would use when she’d try to get Danny to open up.

A pained look came over Bruce. That was good!

“Oh, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to poke any sensitive issues.” She added with false franticness. The longer the ball was in Bruce Wayne’s court, the better.

Mr Wayne waved her off. “No, it’s fine. Just old memories.”

“Are they fond memories?”

“Yes. It was the happiest time of my life. There was a lot of adjustment. I was a bachelor in my twenties, and suddenly I had an entire child in my hands. Dick had me running around like a headless chicken half the time.”

“Did it get easier?” Jazz asked. The billionaire’s eyes almost glazed over.

“Not particularly. If anything, things got harder. I learned very quickly that experience raising one child does not entirely transfer to another.”

Oh, that was good. Jazz filed this information into her mental notebook.

“But enough about me and my old man troubles.” With that endlessly disarming smile, she could tell why people fell for the playboy turned beleaguered father. “If you’re looking for a good psycho-analysis, I’m afraid I’m a bit basic compared to what Gotham has to offer.”

Drat. Was she that obvious? No, he’d just talked about her psychology interest. She could handle this easily. She just needed to be careful what she said, and didn’t say.

“I guess you could say I’m interested in non-traditional family dynamics. My parents have always been… eccentric.”

“That’s the Fenton way!” Her father shouted. Several other patrons looked at them scathingly. “Too bad Jazzpants hates siren hunting almost as much as… as…” Her father’s expression sank.

That calculating look came back in full force. Dammit dad! She needed to salvage this.

“My feelings towards my parents’ profession aside, the evidence points very strongly to Phantom being connected to my brother’s disappearance. I may not enjoy the siren hunts, but my brother comes first. What else can I do? Sit home and do nothing?”

Her father clapped her back, grinning proudly. “You wouldn’t be doing nothing, sweetie! You’d be keeping Vladdie company!”

Yeah… Jazz mustered all her will power to hide the cringe.

 “And besides, have you seen my parents when they’re at work? Yesterday they spent like 36 hours straight preparing the SAV with only one single break.” Jazz’s head fell back. “They’d probably forget to eat if I weren’t here.”

“Hey that’s not true, Jazz! Your mother and I are excellent at this work-life balance you always babble about. Yesterday we took two breaks instead of one. Progress!”

Jazz gestured to her father with an exasperated sigh. “See what I mean?”

Bruce Wayne hummed. His head tilted in thought as he sampled his mackerel. “Have you always been this responsible, Jasmine?”

“Of course! Look, I may be sixteen, but I very much possess the maturity of an adult. If it’s my job to wrangle this family into healthy habits, then so be it.”

Bruce Wayne appeared to have something to say about that. Jazz’s phone buzzed at that moment, having been turned silent earlier. It was Tucker, you miracle worker.

She shot up from her chair, twisting her expression into an agonisied grimace. “Sorry I think I’m having a bathroom emergency. I’ll be right back!”

Jazz dashed away, feeling perfectly fine in the stomach, except for her nerves.

“I have questions.” Damian told him. They were well on their way south now, Danny’s tail swishing away at top speed. Mostly the boys stayed silent, enjoying each other’s company and the rushing of water.

“Shoot.” Danny said.

“Are you a male? Or is this merely an assumption that others have made?”

Danny sputtered. The question almost knocked him off course with how sudden it was. “W-What? Why would that be a question?”

Damian hummed. “My brothers have taught me not to make assumptions. In addition, siren biology seems heavily based off of fish, many of whom are hermaphroditic in some way.”

“Uhh…”

“Which leaves us with the question. What am I to call you? For most of time together, I have been thinking of you as a male. Was that incorrect of me to do so?”

Danny’s eyes subconsciously drifted to his navel. Was he actually biologically male anymore? He’d always assumed so, but being a half-siren in a siren-hating down didn’t leave much time to learn siren anatomy in and out.

Had he been a girl this entire time? No way… No, he always acted the same as he always acted. If he was a boy before being turned, and acted the same, he could be a boy now, right?

“Uhhh yes. I think I’m a boy. Maybe.”

“For that matter, I would like to inquire how sirens reproduce. Surely the turning of humans is not the only way your species increases its numbers?”

Danny’s face heated to boiling. Blue blushes crept down his cheeks and covered his neck. “Maybe you could ask your dad about human reproduction first?” He squeaked.

“I am already aware!” Damian grouched. “I believe I deserve to know the specifics of the body which I have been forced into.”

“What if I told you I didn’t even know where siren babies came from?” Which was a sad, sad lie, bullshit that Damian clearly saw through.

“Lies!”

Danny threw his hands up, which threw off his balance for a moment. “You’re tiny. Can you guarantee your dad won’t sell me to the GiW for telling you this stuff?”

“I absolutely can.”

“Not the point! Please ask something else. You ain’t getting crap out of me on that front. I am like Davy Jones’ locker. Zip. Shut. Tight. Not happening.”

Damian seethed. This close, Danny could feel the kid’s chest vibrate with growling sounds.

“Very well. What are sirens classed as?”

“Inhuman non-sentient sea monsters bent on the destruction of humans.”

His back stung as Damian slapped him with his tailfin. “Biologically!”

“I dunno! Do I look like I have a marine biology degree?” Danny shrugged.

Damian lowered his head. “So you are uneducated.”

“Hey, rude!” Biology was never Danny’s strong suit. His mother was the one with the however many PhDs. And Sam was the one campaigning for animal rights every other week. He was more of a space guy! This was not new information to Damian! “You tell me! You’re the kid with the animal obsession.”

“I shall lay out the evidence. On the one hand, we possess scales, gills and fins, like all fish do. However, the heat your blood, despite the cold water suggests warm-bloodedness. Furthermore, I have paid very close attention to you, and the female sirens we met in your cave.”

“And what did you see?” Danny tilted his head back.

“The nipples.” Damian ground out. “Which suggests breastfeeding, which is a mammalian trait. However, I am not sure if my own are because of my former status as a human. That is why I must ask you this.”

This was definitely going to be awkward. Danny preemptively suppressed the cringe reflex.

“Do sirens breastfeed?” Damian asked. Danny blanked at that one. Yeah. That question was a hard no clue. “Have you ever breastfed?”

Damian. Oh Damian. Kids just say the darnedest things. Damian. Danny’s cheeks heated up again. He squeaked out an answer. “N-no! I’ve been on my own in the ocean.”

Damian narrowed his eyes at him. Did suspicion have a smell? Because Danny felt like it did, and he was smelling it.

“Do siren parents not take care of their children?” Damian finally asked.

Danny thought back to Youngblood, how Ember basically made him her younger brother (which made her teasing of him for having Damian around totally hypocritical). It was in this moment that he realised he didn’t know any sirens outside his normal enemies. 99% of all times he had interacted with another siren. Hell, any other sea person, was when he was fighting them.

“Danny? Danny?” Damian’s voice raised.

Danny shook his head. “Sorry, I’m just thinking…”

He sounded so pitifully sad in that moment. When a series of familiar whale calls breached the surface, he eagerly welcomed the distraction.

“We’ve caught up to the whale pod!”

Damian gasped, attention turned fully away from his interrogation. “Where are they?”

Danny carried him forward, surging to greet Damian’s new friends again. However, what he saw chilled him.

About a hundred feet away there was a small boat with a flat open deck, a dingy vessel with barnacles coating its hull, and men carrying harpoons and operating cranes, pulling in a net that thrashed violently. And on the deck, tied up by rope and netting, was a baby whale.

Damian swore in a language he didn’t understand. Danny swore too.

Damian’s fins shot ramrod straight. His teeth bared with an inhuman growl. His hand went to the sword sheathed at his waist. He itched to sink it into the bodies of these treacherous men.

“Wait.” Danny said. Wait!? What a preposterous thought. They needed to save Dorothea and her pod now.

“Are you insane!?”

His companion’s voice lowered dangerously. “You realise if we attack them, then the GiW will know, right? The whalers will call for help, or get to shore and it’ll be on the news. We’ll be hunted again.”

Damian did not hesitate. “Do you intend to prioritise our own safety over that of an endangered species being poached illegally?”

Danny shook his head. “Nah. Let’s go fuck them up.”

[pancerin]

You know that moment when you write a fic and completely randomly you have a random thought that actually goes really well with what you're writing adding a little c o m p l e x i t y to the fic and you go "oh yeaahhh that's a literary genius in the making"

[selkie-tea-tin]

Finished the first act of Marigold. Here are the thoughts I wrote down while watching 👁👁

—> Oh I’m OBSESSED with set design flowers

—> OH SHIT ANOTHER FRA!!???!?!

—> Oh and the costumes are fire as per usual

—> Oh fuck this dhampire girl’s gonna die isn’t she

—> SOPHIE!!!!

—> Good to know that Sophie is still being normal with his grieving process. Calling one of his new friends by the name of his dead one….

—> Well I’m glad Sophie is capable of being a silly goose and a down to earth murderer. He contains multitudes.

—> Gerbera calling Sophie tf out

—> Sophie I am begging you to be friends with Camellia as Camellia and not as an Ul stand-in PLEASE. I know you loved Ul but there are OTHER PEOPLE.

—> Wait so did Camellia know about the pseudo-clan’s whole deal this whole time or did Sophie have him forget after expositing the whole thing to Gerbera

—> YEAAHHH SOPHIE AND GERBERA FIELD TRIP LETS FUCKING GOOO <- wants this to go well but knows it won’t

—> Not Sophie a-whole-new-worlding Gerbera

—> “I need to kill your mother” ah… there it is.

—> 🎶and nothing can go wrong 🙃🎶

*crashing noises*

OH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG!!! 😨

…. And now it’s past 1:00AM. I Should probably leave the second act for the morning. Maybe I’ll actually liveblog that one in real time we’ll see 👀

[hwang-inhos-fish]

I'm just loving your superposition fic ✨I was so excited to read the part where 132 In-ho finds Gi-hun and you cut it off to how 456 In-ho is meeting his other self life and I stayed with the suspense 😭😭 you are so evil but yeah, I'm waiting for the next chapter ahhh. I'm having lots of thoughts for the fic

Yeaahhh and now I'm working on White Mask next... 😅 My bad. But hey you gotta have at least a little cliffhanger each chapter. That's showbiz baby.

I will say, I think I might surprise people with how In-ho 132 and Gi-hun 456's first interaction will go. 😇