#yugimon

[chronophobica]

companion piece to this drawing from last year + bonus

[athena-is-trans-soda]

He's from castelia city

[running-in-blind]

It has reached a level of uncanny valley that not even a spies disguise could ever hope to reach, usually if you focused hard enough you could tell it was a disguise... but this... it was like it had BECOME him, just a different eye colour.

"You... you kinda jus... do diss? Are you like dat scaley pink lady from da morson comics? Or are you more like a doublo from dat yugimon game?" He asked, the horror of seing someone transform in front of his eyes now was overshadowed by curiosity.

hiya :]

"Huh? Oh shit uh, hey dere!" The scout honestly seemed surprised at the others arrival

[mangakamen]

I give you the next Yugi-Mon - Decode Talker - Taking a lot of influence from Ceruledge we take the cyberse swordsman and turn him into a digital pokemon!

And we got Firewall Dragon, taking elements from Dragonite.

[radicalgator]

Back to our regularly scheduled Yugimon content, the powerful Blue-eyes White Dragon!

[tubbytarchia]

Last chance to grab yourself the Yugioh Dragon fanzine, less than 24 hours left!! @aygozineproduction Above is the Yugimon card I designed for the two bigger bundles, and previews for my page arts! Everyone's work is fantastic

[acaffeinecrisis]

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https://www.healthcare.gov/

A quick reminder for folks in the US: if you haven't seen anything about ACA open enrollment this year, that is by design. Secretary Azar wants to lower enrollment numbers to justify pulling funds from medicare/medicaid. Here are your dates:

And the link.

[donamasu]

OpenAI is really hitting it outta the park for me. I've decided that yugimon evolves at level 47 into pharotem.

[curewhimsy]

I had a weird dream last night where I was watching YugiMon Ball The Hedgehog Z Bizarre Adventure Academia X or something. And Son Yuugoshi got into a fight over Shad VegeKaigeru over a GIRL so they started going SUPER SAYAIN CONSTIPATION and went HYUUUUGUGNUGNGUNGUGNGUGN until they started glowing and levitating and started having an epic battle in the sky with a lot of Yelling and OMINOUS WIND and shooting BIG OL BEAMS OF LIGHT from their arms (and butts maybe idk) while going HEEAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAH and at one point their clothes started coming off and they were wearing bikinis underneath but they also looked like big huge giant muscle bodybuilders with wacky technicolor anime hair the same size as their entire body and guitar solos were fuckin going off in the background and there was lightning and suddenly SHADOW THE EDGE VEGETA BAKUGOU SASUKE GARY GARY HES OUR MAN went “Tch… hmph… you’re strong…” and SONIC THE GOOD GUY ASH KETCHUP GOTTA GO FAST NARUTO GOKU DEKU IZUKU YAMI YUGI said “Heh… thanks” and some cheesy song about  friendship began playing and the sun came out and rainbows and the two did a manly muscle hug and rode off in the distance on a dragon

[vexingvixens]

[Someone asked for your degenerate 5... I wanna know your favorite 5 Yugimon cards.]

My top 5 eh? Well, in no particular order:

1) Dark Magician/Dark Magician Girl

2) Effect Veiler

3) Madolche Queen Tiaramisu

4) Legendary Six Samurai - Shi En

5) Master Peace, the True Dracoslaying King

Honorable Mentions: The Eye of Timaues (and all Dark Magician fusions), Prinzessin, Accesscode Talker

[chronophobica]

thank you @liannnn77 so much for hosting the holiday kaijou magma :3 this was super fun and im so happy i was able to catch this one!!!

context for the non-pokemon inclined: there's an ingame myth that if you and the person you like exchange applin with each other, then you're destined to be in love forever 🥺 its so cute and i love it a lot for these nerds who can't express themselves normally with words <3

[athena-is-trans-soda]

Dancer Téa wants to battle

I got myself a new 003 pen

[fae-are-epic-bro]

Bro see this is yugimon gordon me and my bro tube love this shit

....oh! Thats cool benrey!

[creigo]

my dad said yugioh was even more satanic than pokemon so he made me give all my cards (at that time) to a friend and she was gonna give them back eventually but she found out some of them were worth some money or something? so her dad sold them or something? i had like 3 pieces of exodia before that. and then i was given the joey wheeler box because one of my relatives felt bad idk. i think i might have dark magician now. who knows.

parents had no idea what to do with card games back in the day lmao my dad would just call them pokeo and yugimon all the time. big rip to ur cards homie

[wifflum]

Special News Report for Nerds

Audio version of text: https://youtu.be/PHZmhVUcLJQ

Jim Garafagus, news anchor, leads into the news story with its headline, "And now, a local man believes he is being lied to, when his friend calls himself a nerd." Jim adds some color commentary, "He probably is, because his friend can manage a friendship. Jill?" He smiles and turns to his co-host Jill Hacksaw, who doesn't acknowledge him. Jill continues the story, "Local resident John Woodencoque believes his friend is not in fact a nerd, even though his friend repeatedly comments that he is. Let's see what John had to say about it." The broadcast cuts to a pre-recorded interview, where John is in the middle of a sentence already, "--He's just not socially inept, you know? I don't get it. He isn't always backpedaling from things he meant to say when challenged on them, he isn't opinionated about things he's barely considered, and he doesn't get distracted by technicality so badly it's like he's seen The Holy Talon of Balshrahg, with its infinite malevolence, that all men must bow before lest they be mutilated endlessly for all of eternity." He takes on a deranged look momentarily. He continues, seemingly unaware of what he just said, "He just likes things a lot. I don't know why, but he's always telling me this same lie. He isn't a dumbass; I don't get it." 

Jill is back on-screen: "Quite a dilemma. Who knows why someone would do such a thing? Now we have an expert who may be able to tell us why this man's friend is such a dumbass." 

The broadcast cuts to a recorded clip: A man, who is labeled by the overlay as an expert in the field of Retarded Common Beliefs, says in seeming response to a question, "Yes, I've done research into this subject at school cafeterias-- after the school day has ended, for multiple years. It would seem that people actually do know what a nerd is, subconsciously, after seeing children their own age playing trading card games and gushing about anime while so riddled with personality flaws and social errors that it's amazing they hold onto their existence in this realm, yet most people choose to distinguish between the eldritch horror they witness and the term "nerd". They, instead, give it a positive meaning, something these true nerds will also do, and black out the memories of these lunchrooms in a reaction to their intense disbelief and the traumatic nature of the sight." The man finishes and his gaze goes distant after a moment. There's a hesitation in him, then he suddenly breaks into a traumatized, terrified of his own shadow wailing just as the video cuts, screaming, "I can't go back!" and standing up suddenly, as people in hazmat suits close in on him.

Jim Garafagus, back on camera abruptly with a look of horror he quickly clears from his expression, "Ah, yes Jill, it truly is a bad time to see those kids who play Yugimon after school. It's no wonder we all forget." He laughs fakely. Jill responds like she just snapped inside, with a threat, "Don't you fucking call it that or I'll rip your tongue out, Jim." Jim responds nervously, trying to turn the subject back to the news story, "Ah… Well, since you can form a sentence like that with confidence, and don't just seem like a weak and inept coward telling a lie, I think it's safe to say you're not a nerd and you're just a psychopath." He tries to laugh and fails. He pulls at his collar, notices what he's doing, and interrupts himself to return to perfect posture. Jill concludes the story, and the conversation, "That is correct, Jim. I've seen some shit. But I can manage a slightly social job in society and am not a fucking loser." 

Jim, moving on cheerfully, "Next on the docket we have a professional report on why so many people are cunts. Stay tuned, there's a lot to cover, but one of the theories is denying obvious shit that's been proven correct to them by personal experience." He turns towards Jill but doesn't actually look at her, "Hey, that's just like this last story, isn't it Jill?" He laughs fakely, and Jill hastily stuffs a hacksaw under the table when the camera pulls back to show both of them. The camera instantly cuts back to Jim, and only Jim, and he says fakely after stammering in surprise, having been watching the monitor, "See you soon folks." He pretends to talk to Jill as the lights dim, while she vaguely seems to be reaching under the table again.

(Format of this writing was lifted wholesale from The Onion’s Youtube channel. Material contained inside this format is purely my own.)

[gingerninja8]

He can try

Umm… Yami I don’t think you can catch Yugi in a pokeball?