#zero brain cells

[your-dark-desire]

I have a challenge for all you good girls and boys out there

It's called Interval Edging

All you need is:

Discipline

A timer

A stopwatch

Your favourite toy

Something to drink

Bonuslevel: clamps and a plug

Step 1 : You start out by setting a stopwatch and then edging yourself slowly but intensely until you are so close to the brink of orgasm that you are having a hard time stopping.

Step 2 : But you stop. Now you stop the stopwatch and look at how long you took.. and then take a sip of water

Step 3 - ∞ : Give yourself a minute to catch your breath. Now you set a countdown that's the length of the time you took (last round) and subtract 10 seconds. Then you start edging until the timer is over without taking any breaks. When the timer is finished you stop and take big sip of water.

And then you repeat step 3.

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Do this until you are a moaning and dripping mess and you can't trust yourself to not come with the next touch.

When you inevitably have to give up spank your raw genitals the number of full minutes (rounded up) left on the timer and say "thank you for disciplining me" with each hit

Have fun ❤️

Oh and obviously you are not allowed to go to the toilet before you finish the challenge.

Bonuslevel: Everytime you skip the minute mark when subtracting the 10 seconds put on your nipple clamps and insert your plug for the next round.

[silassstingy]

people reposting karrion's video/promo from yesterday on twt to support him and the idiots in the iwc who comment on every post

MaYbE He ShOuLD TrY wResTLinG In A RInG tHeN MaYBe wE'd CaRe!

like do you even understand the business or are you just a fucking idiot? 🤦‍♀️

i'm sure karrion wants to be in matches every damn week but when his employers aren't having him do that i don't think he has a choice, does he?

[late-tothe-party-07]

Sometimes I think I'm not AuDHD and then I remember the time when I was a kid and my dad dropped a bag of potatoes and instead of helping him my brain immediately went to that Odd Squad episode where they sung The Potato Song and without any thought or change in expression I started going, "Potato. Potato. Potato. PotaAaAatoOoO..."

And dad was like "Yeah I get it. I dropped the potatoes."

And I think he was mad but I was too busy bopping out to The Potato Song.

Anyway that usually shuts up the gaslighting for a bit.

[mimpimuttgirl]

spot the difference level impossible

[ompamaster170]

This video is over a decade old, but I need you all to appreciate Bob's majestic purr

[menherademon64]

Been drawing so much _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

[formulafangirl]

There are cats that can open windows and locked doors and break into baby-proofed cupboards.

The moron I live with is confused by open doors, and will stand next to a door he walked through 2 minutes ago screaming to be let in

[smollnuggt]

Pretty lady and my boys with no brain cells

[fire-bug1]

WaWa

[buglvr24]

*me sticking my hand inside my 350 fahrenheit oven*

“ahhh oh woaw it sure is hot in there” :0!

[valiumvenus]

no i hate - i HATE!!! - group projects bc i literally just had to explain to someone that calling an AI program "Thai" heavily implies Thailand. u know what they said? well Thai, it's a shortening of The AI. ?????? and i sent them the dictionary definition of Thai and said it would just be intentionally confusing to call it that, making that association for no reason. this in turn caused drama bc the person said i called them intentionally confusing as an insult which ... i did not, i just said it is confusing to use Thai bc it literally already means something else, very prominently so, LIKE THIS IS NOT FUCKING OBSCURE

UUUUGGGH

oh well

[cassidy-peterson]

He is in the sink. Sitting on a bottle of my pills. And punctured a hole in the toothpaste tube while I was pooping (yes I took it away immediately after taking this picture).

[lucifers-moonlight-collective]

not my meme.

[solidk1467]

I love loosing brain cells!😻

[kiriyon]

He... he..... he so _.______._ T^T

[nexdoesthings]

Smile dog