vi0lentg0d

[vi0lentg0d]

Store Worker: Would a “Annabeth Chase” please come to the front desk? Annabeth, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker, pointing to Grover and Percy: I believe they belong to you? Grover and Percy, simultaneously: We got lost. Annabeth: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

[vi0lentg0d]

AWWWWWWW!!!

You're my platonic soulmate to the end!

Of course im gonna celebrate every milestone you get to, silly! You deserve to be doted over and told how smart and pretty you are 🥺

You deserved to be celebrated and I'm honored to be here by your side, being in your presence.

Love ya too, Luna! So much!

Wanna know how much of a fucking awesome person Jay @vi0lentg0d is?

I just got back from hanging out with him and you know what this motherfucker did to celebrate me getting into grad school?

He got me an iced coffee.

He made me my favorite comfort food, mac and cheese.

He bought me CHOCOLATE CAKE!

And we rewatched Insidious 5 and watched Damsel for the first time together!

This son of a bitch is the bestest friend in the world, I can’t believe he surprised me with all of this.

Asshole, you’re my platonic soulmate and my brother in another life and I’d die for you.

Love ya Jay ❤️

[vi0lentg0d]

Clarisse: OH GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?!? Percy: ...?! What?! What's on my face?! Clarisse: That awful mask! Take it off! Percy: I'm not wearing a mask? Clarisse: Oh... oh, that's your regular face??

[vi0lentg0d]

Clarisse La Rue trying to be affectionate

Clarisse: LMAO get loved loser. Clarisse: Get absolutely frickin treasured. Clarisse: I'm gonna fucking love you SO HARD in the face! Clarisse:

[vi0lentg0d]

Annabeth: DON'T BE SORRY! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE! Percy: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing!

[vi0lentg0d]

Zeus, when he flirts with a woman and fails, so he is forced to use his screech of agony:

[vi0lentg0d]

Ares definitely dreams. Probably about hot oily men covered in chocolate.

[vi0lentg0d]

I would have joined Luke in a heartbeat.

At least Kronos isnt a rapist like Zeus, just saying. I never heard of Kronos turning into a swan to fuck someone.

And Kronos is also probably HUNG, so there's that. Maybe he'd let me peg?

[vi0lentg0d]

"The House of Fire and Ivory" :o

New Tag Game!

Here’s my book title:

“The Queen of Bones and Fire”

That sounds SO awesome…spread this game around y’all!

Tags: @series-thoughts @fairchilds-glasses @streets-in-paradise @vi0lentg0d @the-carlos-cow-eyes @austin-chr-2-0 @silvershewolf247

[vi0lentg0d]

Ooop- Ig I'm next-

Last Song: "The Devil" by Rok Nordin

Favorite Color: Dark purple and red

Last Film/Show: Currently watching the Chucky series

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: Sweet

Realtionship Status: Single

Last thing I Googled: Medieval torture methods

Current Obsession: PJO Series

Last Book: History of Torture

Looking Forward To: Getting my bachelors in Psych

Tag: I have no one to tag :(

People I want to get to know better

thanks to @valoale tagging me! ♡

Last song: Hazbin Hotel OST - You Didn't Know

Favourite colour: Definitely phthalo green! So gorgeous shade.

Last film/show: We watched a couple of Harry Potter movies yesterday night w/ @valoale and also i watched the third time through Hazbin Hotel episodes, ah so damn good show & songs!

Sweet/savory/spicy: Kinda likes all of them equally but I enjoyed spicy things, especially when is cold time of year.

Relationship status: ♫ All the single ladies, now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. ♫

Last thing I googled: Local public transport schedules.

Current obsession: Okay I have these two longest obsession, which ones have stayed longest with me. Chucky (almost like fourteen years) and Kingdom Hearts (sixteen years) and also I have so many others little things I like to collect (old toys like Furbies and G1 MLP, creepy creatures and dolls etc.) but now the one on the surface atm is Hazbin Hotel for sure.

Last book: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Looking forward to: I'm looking forward to the first Comic Con coming to Finland in this spring!

Tagging (optional to do this, if u want to): •°∵ @lynbaccha, @konotte, @creatureofthedepths ∵°•

[vi0lentg0d]

Athena: Zeus is coming!

Ares: In who?-

*gets smited*

Athena: Zeus is coming!

Ares: Alright let’s make like the England and the European Union and split

Hermes:

Hermes: How do you know this stuff?

[vi0lentg0d]

Apollo: **[sighs]** FINEE! **[cuts said thing in half]** Artemis: **[horrified screaming]** Zeus: ...what?? Artemis: YOU PSYCHOPATHS!! WE WERE FIGHTING OVER THE FAMILY CAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Zeus when Apollo and Artemis are fighting over something: Come now! How about you split it in half? By sharing you can both get equal amounts and everyone is happy!

Zeus when Athena and Ares are fighting over something: Athena can have it.

Ah, the good ol' favoritism.

I know Zeus can do better. There are times he is a good father, but other times he just can't help it.

[vi0lentg0d]

Or-

Chucky: Zeus

Think about it:

He has some rapes under his belt

When he's feeling vengeful, he does some fucked shit

Literally his biggest problem started with his cock out

Bestiiiiee, which GreekGods represent different Chucky characters?

Oh gods

Like…this is hard

Andy: Ares

Nica: Athena

Tiffany: Eris

Chucky: Lyssa

Glen: Melinoë

Glenda: Macaria

This is all I’ve got so far from some of the main characters, thanks for asking bestie—

[vi0lentg0d]

I had a funny thought: if that pearl Cerberus ate got fully digested and broke inside his intestinal tract... And the two people he always thinks about are Hades and Persephone... What if they got absolutely shit-bombed by Cerberus's chocolate rain. I would PAY to see the look on Hades' face

[vi0lentg0d]

When I die, I'm 100% gonna use the "only suckers wait in line," breeze past everyone in the Underworld, kiss Hades on his hot lips, then eat Cerberus

[vi0lentg0d]

"You came?" Poseidon should have said: "Uh yeah. That's how Percy was made!"

[vi0lentg0d]

Gods using human manners

I like to imagine the gods and goddesses knowing nothing about human culture, but one day they read a book about manners-

Zeus: Human, please have sex with me Person: I-… no? Zeus: HOW DARE YOU!! I READ THIS BOOK AND IT SAID IF I SAY PLEASE, PEOPLE WOULD SAY YES! SO YES TO ME!! Or even better-

Zeus: Human, please have sex with me Person who already clearly had a crush on him: Ok! Zeus: …omg it worked

Hades: Human, please come to the Underworld Person: What?! No! I can't be dead! Hades: confused But I said please?? Person: …wait… because you said please, you think I'd be ok with dying? Hades: Yes?? Is that not- Is that not how that works?? I used manners?