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Anyone else trying to finish rewatching as many Sanders Sides episodes as possible before today ends?

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Perfectly said.

Imagine believing in the fake canon that Stan and Eddie died and didn't marry Richie.

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Can we talk about how excessive the sexual jokes are between Jamal and Ruby this season?

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Can we talk about how Oscar and Ruby are the only ones still in touch (excluding Ruby and Jasmine since they're dating)?

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dear god. if you didn't have context here. what would you think he was about to do.

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Cas: *Watching porn with Dean and Sam in the room*

Cas: *Starts talking about it*

Dean: *Yells at Cas*

Cas: *Gets a boner*

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Imagine believing in the fake canon that Stan and Eddie died and didn't marry Richie.

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Richie: Go on, Stanley, tell Eds what you did.

Stan:

Richie: Okay. So we're driving home, and I see this deer walking out in front of us, so I yell "Deer!"

Stan:

Eddie:

Richie: Tell him what you said.

Stan: (Quietly) I said "Yes, Sweetheart?"

Eddie: *Giggling uncontrollably while apologetically kissing Stan's face*

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Janus: No, Remus

Remus: But, Double Deeeeeeeeee

Janus: No.

Remus: Fuck you

Janus:

Janus: ...I thought you wanted it the other way around?

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Stan: I want someone who is careful and intellectual and who thinks before they act.

Richie: Hey, I- *trips over literally nothing and head dives into a table*

Bill: *trips over Richie*

Eddie: Come guys, you gotta be more care- *trips over both Richie and Bill while trying to help them up*

Stan: ...

Stan: I know the saying's "two wrongs don't make a right", but what about three wrongs?

Stan: Because uh- I want those three.

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Janus: While I was getting coffee, Patton asked me if I wear layers to cover up my scales.

Janus: *Breathes*

Janus: Before I could answer, however, Remus crawled out of the oven and yelled *in a mock Remus voice* "It's 'cause he doesn't want ya to know how much he liiiikkkkkeeees ya".

Janus: *Clears his throat*

Janus: Needless to say, Patton didn't understand.

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Eddie: I love you.

Richie: Close your eyes.

Eddie: *Closes eyes, smiles* Are you going to kiss me?

Richie:

Eddie: Honey?

Richie:

Eddie: Richie?

Eddie: *Opens eyes*

Richie: *Frantically wiping away tears of joy*