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TW-cursing

Guys I fell asleep and my boyfriend was ranting about some sort of family shit and now I’m trying to not crash out over the fact I just ignored my boyfriend cuz I fell asleep.

I also made a tiktokie account to share trans tips, my workout, guides, and how to be safe in shitty places as a trans person or gen queer.. and shit i don’t know anymore

Uhhh here you go?

www.tiktok.com/@safe.transman

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I just finished the amazing digital circus, pray for me so this doesn’t turn into a new hyperfixation. I can feel it starting. Ii was bad enough for my hyperfixations, not another show that can be filled with theories!! 😭🙏

I watched like 4/5 episodes last night when I was supposed to be asleep.

Anyways I’m gonna be posting a lot of TADC art now because it’s too late for me.

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guys I’m not insane. Just hear me out here…. CTFTMmephone 4. I’d like to think that since robots don’t have gender (fight me) that mephone and all the other meeple products are intersex/other form of disregarding the gender binary. but Steve cobs programmed mephone 4 to be alike a girl for like- sales purposes so Mephone was like “nope.” And went to be a boy instead.

CTFTM= a intersex person that was socially engaged as a female transitions to male. Which is a thing.

IM PROJECTING LEAVE ME ALONE

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I’m bored. My bf is at a family gathering, I’m not going to school trmw (cuz I can? /cuz my sister has stuff and for some reason I’m involved)

So instead kf being productive-

Here’s why payjay is actually a good ship and everyone that hates it is a poopy poo poo pants. (IM JOKING DONT HURT ME)

-everyone in the cast(writers) wnated it but Taylor didn’t, so their last screw you to Taylor was making it canon in the movie. This is a theory but it’s really a good one.

-their canon interactions were always closer then paper and anyone else or Oj and anyone else.

-making Payjay canon was the least problematic ship they could have made canon, which I think is one the main reasons they picked payjay.

-Cute old man yaoi???

-gay representation (even though the whole show is) okay fine- CANON gay relationship representation.

-season one, remember that boat scene?. Yeah screw everyone watch season one, payjay implied.

-their cute I’m gonna hurt someone, it’s cute.

-old man yaoi

-it’s not offensive and good gay representation

-just because it wasn’t on screen doesn’t mean that it didn’t happen, they were at the hotel!! They easily couldn’t just, you know, Been Bonding?? Especially since it’s canon that paper helps around the hotel a lot, like.. co-host… hehe

-old men yaoi

-people who ship saltjay genuinely need to get a grip, that women has been sexually harassing this man for like- years. It’s not okay to ship someone with a person who harasses them. Thiugh I’m being a hypocrite cuz I think trife is cute, just the trope, but saltjay doesn’t even have a cool trope or cool name.

-payjay is a cool ship name, who’s jay and why are we paying them??

-old men yoai

-it’s genuinely just a nice ship with reasons if you just payed attention 😭🙏

-OLD MEN YOAI MY BELOVED

Thank you for listening to my rants, -theory Luke out

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Do it.

Sighhhh I should make my Nickel hate post. Not Nickel neg btw he's well written but he's objectively done a lot of Bad Shit I will not forgive him for

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I will gladly argue (my opinions mean nothing I just wanna state this for fun stuff)

Bot is canonly non-binary, kinda upsetting that you placed them as Agender but nothing wrong with it have fun :3

Nickel gives Boyflux vibes 100% but idk if you even know what that is 😔😔

Testtube is Genderfuild, fight me.

Oj is genderfaux (masculine version of genderfluid)

Fight me. Or something, maybe don’t, you’d probably win.

Argue with me

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Wait what does AO3 stand for cuz..l I’m confused

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Yes, contractor take your well deserved nap

I am so fucking tired can I take a nap at 4 PM is that allowed

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HAPPPPPPPPYYYY BRITHDAY TO YIUUUUUUUU (guys can we agree this is my new birthday? I’m so him…)

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS MEPHONE'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good night everyone.

@contractedcontractor

@teacup789

You guys get a extra special good night ❗️❗️

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Gay month is like- ending soon? Crazy huh.

So I’m gonna do a gay month recap because I can and no one actually looks at my blogs anyways!

Idk why I would need to put this but I’m putting warnings because idk other peoples lives.

Warnings -caps, cursing, silliness, slightly suggestive topics (not really), gayness, love, and my boyfriend having their first language NOT be English (I love my originally French European boyfriend with a accent so thick I’m surprised my tone deafness actually worked on them.)

June 1-3 pretty normal month so far! Very gay.

3-4 still normal, I bit less gay for some reason?

6- My bf asked me out officially ( we’re in the talking stage for about a week or two)

6-10- Very gay with my bf

10-13- RAHH WE DONT TALK ABOUT THIS BUKLSHIT

13-16- transgender dhysphoira hit like a truck

16-17- oh wait, I love being a guy! Ahah lol

18- my boyfriend asked if I was the man or the child of the relationship and for a whole day I assumed they were a pedo, their first language was French and that’s how you say it in French.. (top or bottom btw)

19- My bf asked me to go to their hometown, I then reminded them that I cannot as I am 2 years younger and cannont legally drive (neither can they until later this yeary)

20-23- Lifes good…. I love my bf

Guys I think I love my genderfluid bf…

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Wrong blog w/ au lol do you wanna fix it

Wait what…

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True!! So weird ish- wait what does bonkers mean?

Ehh doesn’t reallly matter-

Team forever :D

…hello toilet, we should learn to recognize eachother in these askboxes… mission remember?

I hope he stays out.

-🍎

Oh- YEAH ELLO PAL!!!!!

Yeah me too, I don't wanna think 'bout em comin' back... can you believe the others are callin' US crazy?? It's BONKERS!!! >:[

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I SAW BOATY FOR REAL NOT CLICKBAIT

(You can’t tell but it says boaty)

I can see it. ITS BOATY OMGA ITS BOATYYYYY

EEEEEEEE

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Contractor, can I safely say I’m scared?

Nickel shits on Suitcase she becomes Shitcase

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Happy summerween everyone

gotta give credit to gravity falls for having a cartoon explicitly set during the summer but going

“hey we wanna do a halloween episode” “but it’s summer” “the town has a regional not!halloween called summerween fuck you”

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Guys should I join the amazing digtail circus, I see it everywhere. It’s invading my YouTube, it’s invading my Tumblr, it’s invading my TikTok, even my WATTPAD has been infected, I’ve never even seen it! Not a single episode, but it’s really making me feel like I should watch it. Wdyt?