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-kazerbeam- · 6 years
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-kazerbeam- · 6 years
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You are a 2 lb brain piloting a sack of meat.
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-kazerbeam- · 6 years
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Golf would be much more interesting if all players shot at the same time instead of taking turns and the first person to make it in got the point for the whole. Also, After the first drive you had to run to your ball and hit it again. No waiting for your opponents.
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-kazerbeam- · 6 years
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oh my fuckning
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-kazerbeam- · 6 years
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ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want
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-kazerbeam- · 6 years
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BRAVE was so good, NONE of you appreciated merida enough she was SO STRONG, the soundtrack was RIVETING and the message was heartfelt, you all just chose to ignore her cause she’s the PIXAR PRINCESS
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Ain’t nothing wrong with picking up fallen succulent leaves off the floor of the Walmart garden center, takin’ ‘em home, and growing your own plant babies. Pirate those plants. Fuck the system.
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-kazerbeam- · 6 years
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Months later and this is still my mood
Me: I can reward myself with this when I have finished the task that I’ve been dreading.
Also Me: fuck it I’m an adult I do what I what
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-kazerbeam- · 7 years
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Me: I can reward myself with this when I have finished the task that I've been dreading.
Also Me: fuck it I'm an adult I do what I what
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-kazerbeam- · 7 years
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While we’re bringing back memes and the 00’s may I remind you of Happy Bunny.
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-kazerbeam- · 7 years
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Stephen King’s IT is a boggart from Harry Potter. He becomes what ever you fear the most and the only way to get rid of him is to stop being afraid. The whole movie is just a bunch of muggles trying to get rid of a boggart without using magic.
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-kazerbeam- · 7 years
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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
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-kazerbeam- · 7 years
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I have really low standards for whats considered polite/formal wear I just know u shouldnt wear a tshirt and shorts to an interview
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-kazerbeam- · 7 years
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So I'm really high and I've been thinking a lot about the word boulder
Like, I never actually hear people refer to large rocks as boulders. They're just rocks.
So the definition of a boulder is "A large rock, typically one that has been worn smooth by erosion"
I see those all the time, but like, they're just rocks. No one I know uses the word boulder.
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-kazerbeam- · 7 years
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✿ sunflower version requested by @novelkid ✿
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