1-800-nerdalert
1-800-nerdalert
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I've returned after many years. random fandom and miscellaneous stuff
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1-800-nerdalert · 12 days ago
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1-800-nerdalert · 5 months ago
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bumper sitcker that wonders if you fuck your wife in light that bright
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1-800-nerdalert · 5 months ago
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Deinonychus Takedown for animation practice
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1-800-nerdalert · 5 months ago
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this is the best picture ive ever seen
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1-800-nerdalert · 5 months ago
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just as a general reminder
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learn how to fact-check for yourself, cause soon enough, most online sources won't be reliable
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1-800-nerdalert · 1 year ago
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is he hot or is he the lead male protagonist
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1-800-nerdalert · 1 year ago
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weekend plans
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1-800-nerdalert · 2 years ago
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i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw
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1-800-nerdalert · 2 years ago
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1-800-nerdalert · 2 years ago
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the intimacy between me and the IT guy who has taken over my screen as we chat and wait for software to install
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1-800-nerdalert · 6 years ago
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1-800-nerdalert · 7 years ago
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1-800-nerdalert · 7 years ago
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I hate when men smirk and gloat and say shit like “Women are attracted to powerful men,” like that negates any feminist impulse, like they think that at the heart of all women is this little, mincing girl that wants to be dominated.
I just roll my eyes because, dude. If you ever read the second half of any fucking harlequin novel ever, and saw how the hero always ends up blubbering on his knees and saying shit like “I can’t live without you! You unman me!” you’d realize that being attracted to powerful men is just the first part of a two-step plan.
The second step is to completely fucking annihilate him.
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1-800-nerdalert · 7 years ago
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1-800-nerdalert · 7 years ago
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yea mood
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1-800-nerdalert · 7 years ago
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Who is she!
She’s an Eastern Fiddler Ray (Trygonorrhina fasciata). These cool dudes are a species of guitarfish!
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1-800-nerdalert · 7 years ago
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in this essay i won’t
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