humanoidhexcore

[humanoidhexcore]

i think you need like a restraining order against 💤-💐

I’ll survive, I just didn’t expect things to go south so quickly.

[humanoidhexcore]

Do you miss being an orb?

At times, yes. It was oddly nice being an orb and just sitting there on a table, not doing anything . But it’s even better to have arms to do things with or grab things.

[humanoidhexcore]

i won’t - 💤

Good, now I need a shower…

[humanoidhexcore]

okay - 💤

Never pee on me again… Or I swear to-

[humanoidhexcore]

what in the hell is happening in your askbox being your follower feels like watching a terrible soap opera

The most unholy and unhinged things ever seen and heard to humankind, that’s what.

[humanoidhexcore]

‘someone’ didn’t piss on you, it was me :3 love u - 💤

Yeah and I hate it.

[humanoidhexcore]

if i gave you ketamine maybe you’d chill for once, that’s why i suggested that 😒 - 💤

I think you’d be equally annoyed if someone pissed on you too.

[humanoidhexcore]

i’m going to fee d you drugs do you want ketamine or. ketamine - 💤

Do you seriously think it’s a good idea to drug someone like me?

[humanoidhexcore]

keep being rude.. - 💤

No. Pee on me again and I'll vaporise everything and everyone within a 20 mile radius. Or just petrify them...

[humanoidhexcore]

hehehehehehehehe - 💤

I swear to checks notes. Janna or whatever higher power you humans have.

[humanoidhexcore]

DID 💤 PISS ON YOU -🧀

I GOT PEE ON, LIKE I'M TRASH

[humanoidhexcore]

you looked dehydrated, i’m just trying to help - 💤

It didn't help!

[humanoidhexcore]

(( I like to imagine during this, the hex-squad are celebrating Viktor's/Pere's birthday somewhere else so they can't see/hear the chaos. ))

[humanoidhexcore]

oh, how wonderful. calm down. - 💤

I'M IN A PUDDLE OF PISS AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?!

[humanoidhexcore]

Sudden and without warning, alarms and sirens started to sound, the source coming from the laboratory that housed the Hexcore and the other hextech creations. Meanwhile, Hexcore decided to 'crank it' and purposefully make itself unstable, bolts of lightning weave through the excited air and arcane flames blasting out of its holes.

[humanoidhexcore]

alarm system can’t stop me - 💤

Watch this Hexcore faked to clear its non-existent vocal cords.

[humanoidhexcore]

I winnnn 💤 the interdenominational black hole likes me more- 🧀