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This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

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9 times out of 10 dick has good reasons to yell at bruce but nothing is funnier to me than the times when bruce has actually done fuck all but dick freaks out on him anyways and his internal monologue is just “he doesn’t trust me. he thinks i’m a failure. he hates me and wants me to die. he’s everything to me. i wish i never met him. he’s my batman and i’m his robin but those days are over.” ok man let’s calm down.

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hi so we’re cool with men having soft stomachs and bodies, so can it be women’s turn now?

Love,

a woman who was born with organs :(

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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It must be hard for Mrs. Columbo to be a fan of anything. Any time she's into a writer, a movie star, a TV show, her husband comes home and goes "You'll never guess who I met today at work!" and a couple of days later goes "You'll never guess who the murderer was."

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Peter Falk / Columbo

Art by Peter Falk

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Okay, maybe that guy was a bit fishy. We need the right detective for this case.

Dedicating this to all the Columbo comments under three fish in a trench coat, he's a catfish now.

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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If I was a deer I would also stand in the middle of the road staring into the headlights. this is because It's my destiny.

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book publishers- we gotta start saying no

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Detective Comics cover art by Evan Cagle

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people trip me out when they say shit like “oh i miss being 10 years old and not having problems” like the fuck you mean you didn’t have problems

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i think everyone i. real life is rlly beauriful and hot and amazballs but in the skms…. im sorry so many aren’t why are t they

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my second act would be to give everyone electric fly swatters

my first act as dictator would be to remove all the nipples from mannequins