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nyoooooooom
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all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots
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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd
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There is no doubt that the conservative justices have been paid off.
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Donald Trump reportedly 'farts' in court
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The Godfarter To His Lawyers:
"Some Day, And That Day Will Surely Come, I Will Call Upon You To Endure Multiple Farts In Court For Me."
“The most explosive evidence the world has ever smelt” - The My Pillow Guy
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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house md drinking game me and my bf are doing tonight, over/under on us getting alcohol poisoning?
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South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem has seen her chances of becoming Donald Trump's 2024 running mate fall dramatically after reports of her shooting her "untrainable" dog emerged
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"I hated that dog," Noem writes in No Going Back: The Truth on What's Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward, adding Cricket was "untrainable"
"At that moment," Noem adds, "I realized I had to put her down."
"It was not a pleasant job," she added after describing shooting the dog. "But it had to be done."
The Dog had been named Cricket, and in the book Noem goes on to add that when her kids got off the school bus, shortly after she had shot the dog, they asked "Where's Cricket?"
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Hamas Leader Netanyahu also somehow is Israeli PM
Netanyahu wags the dog, causing millions of innocent people lose their lives
Netanyahu must be removed from office and tried in the Hague
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