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a sloppy Pete, it's like how a sloppy Joe is a messy sandwich, a sloppy Pete is a messy spy mission

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opponent(*sweating*): you've clearly bested me today, please don't just convert a ton of pawns...tonight, Jack*uncorks champagne* I want you to mate me the old fashioned way"

lmao chess is the only board game where the object of the game is just casually gay sex

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*panting*"Here's Legolas"

"Legolas?"

"Yes why have you summoned me?"

*confused faces*

"I ordered a mango lhassi not Legolas"

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my personality type really is Lord Farquaad from Shrek but he went to therapy and started smoking weed and playing guitar and working out a lot and minding his own business and now he's just a weirdly ariudite large headed pasty divorced rasta homey on Sesame Street 😂😭😅🤩🙌

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I really don't care what religion you are but i can't be around narcissists.

Just my luck that the 4 mean people in my family all use atheism to crutch for their heinous narcissism complex and lack of acxountability for their words and actions...narcissists are toxic and I'm learning to sniff them out from a mile away by now and they hate being called out so they hate me and how i subtlely call them out

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what a slappa

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A Bug’s Life, 1998

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Law enforcement officials confirmed Friday that four more copy editors were killed this week amid ongoing violence between two rival gangs divided by their loyalties to the The Associated Press Stylebook and The Chicago Manual Of Style. “At this time we have reason to believe the killings were gang-related and carried out by adherents of both the AP and Chicago styles, part of a vicious, bloody feud to establish control over the grammar and usage guidelines governing American English,” said FBI spokesman Paul Holstein, showing reporters graffiti tags in which the word “anti-social” had been corrected to read “antisocial.”

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Ruination day: How to limit global damage

Donald Trump has committed the most profound, harmful and unnecessary economic error in the modern era. Almost everything he said—on history, economics and the technicalities of trade—was utterly deluded econ.st/4j8e0DG

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America is fascist because America is racist and has been since its founding. I’m sorry liberals and fellow white people but you can’t blame Russia on why America sucks. That’s letting yourself off too easy. No, America sucks because your neighbors can easily be rallied up into racist mobs. No Russia required, because this is a problem that predates any of our hostility towards Russia.

Also for fucks sake, the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991. Putin is only in office because the west performed a coup in Yeltsin’s favor and Putin was part of his cabinet. Just like with Saddam and Bin Laden, we created our own enemies from shattered alliances we formed against communism. I really want to believe that none of you are so illiterate you don’t know Russia has been capitalist for thirty years.

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Canadian conservative leader lost the election so bad he is not in goverment anymore and I'm not joking.