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Peper Toungs

Ingredants

Pepper (6)

1. Dropit on the floor

2. Pick it up if its got dirt on it ur dirty clean ur floor ur a mess lmao just kidding everyones floor is disgusting

3. pUt it in the pot

4. Cook it until its dun

A/n fucx you fuck off its pepper idc if u dont kno which peper its obvious just do the resipe!!!!!1!

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Sushi on the chepe

Ingredients

tinnd tuna

rice

seweed (u can get it for free at the beeach)

Resicpe

1. roll it up in a nise roll careful not to get the rice everywere when i did it i made a huge mess and my mum steppd in it woops

2. when i say my mum shes actually not my mum shes my cat - i called her after my mum but its wierd saying my mums name for a cat so i just call her my mum

3. dry the seweed with a towl and rap the roll in the seweed. if u cant hack the bits off with a nife then just leave it

i put mine in the blender to eat it bcs i hate sushi i prefer smoothies tbh dont at me lol

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Quick resipe for PARENTS

Ingrediants

Corn

Resipe

1. Pick the corn off the stork

2. Put it in a basket

3. Take it home

3. Soke it in a pot overnite

4. Take off all the corn

5. Put it in a tin

6. Open the tin

7. Boil it in water

8. Ete it

9. Feed smth to ur kids too but idk if this is good for kids kids liek chickin nuggets not corn

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april fools day recipy

ok i know its not april fools lol but ITS STILL APRIL lmao

InGrediants (lol i put in a captial G)

Onion (1)

Garlic (1)

Peas (pint)

Mint (5)

Chickin Stock cube (3)

RESIpe (lol im crazy i kno lol)

1. fry onion and garlick and then make 1/4 pint of the stock with the stock cube lmao better STOCK up rofl

2. then add cold water up tot he pint mark dont pour water if the jug is too small just put it in a big jug first ok dont make a mess

3. blend it in a blender and HEAT IT UP

and put SMOKED BACON in it

lol thats the joke it is not even vegan lololol i am eddgy

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Egg Substitute Tip

dont use egg ;)

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3 Layer Cake for two

Ingrediants

Suger (for 2)

Eggs (for 2)

Butter (for 2)

Flour (for 2)

Jam (for 2)

Chocolate (for 4 ppl because every1 steals it)

Recipe

1. Put everything in a bowl and cook it - not the egg shells

2. Cut it up into three

3. Spread on the jam (dont cook that lol)

4. NOW YOU HAVE A LAYER CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. eat it

serves eigt

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Sasage in Crisis

Ingredients

Sasage

Red wine

Turnip tops (12)

Mustard powder

Resipe

1. put it all in a big pot axcept the sasage and stew it for nine hours

2. put the sasage in the pot

lol its a crisis bcs the sasage is wondering if its going in thepot its so sad lol sad littel sasage and its sat on the side for nine hours watching a pot being boiled rofl i am lauffing so hard it is on the side and it is waching lmao anyway dont eat it its not very good

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Yummy Yummy Salad Gummy

okay so i found this pichure lol i didnt find the recipe but i thought i might improvise lol

ingredients

tomatos

pork

gelitin leafs

hedge weeds idk i dont eat salad

Recipy

1. boil the gelitin on the stove until its gummy dont worry its ment to look like that use the hole packet of leafs.

2. boil the pork and tomatos

3. mix it all together and put it on some salad

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Vegan Meatloaf

this is meatloaf for vegans but its meat so be careful

Ingrediants

Chicken

Beef

Pork

Lamb

Prawns

Lobster

Gelatin Substitute (gelatin isnt vegan)

Recipy

1. Cut up the meat and lay it in an oven tin. Put it in the oven preheated to 200 and wait for 30mins. Or maybe 50 mins. Or Something. Oh and u should have added the gelatin to the top befor u put it in the oven.

2. Serve it.

This serves ten people or two if u tell them whats in it

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Chicken Ulcers

When i was little I used to walk ten miles to school and back each day just becos my parents always drove me to the wrong school. I used to sit on the curb waiting for them to pick me up and they never came :( They died last April when they drove that car into the back of a lory carrying raw chicken offel. It spilled all over the road and that was when i got the insperaton to come up with this RECIPPEY!

Ingredients

Orange Juice (pulp in) (8)

Chicken (raw) (2)

Chicken Offel (3 1/2)

Cucumber (3tbsp)

Resipe

1. Stir the orange juice in a pan for five minutes. Bring to the boil. Add the chicken offel.

2. Add some more of the chicken offel. If u added all of it in the first step you oviously didnt’ read the resipe lol

3. Add more chicken offel

4. Add chicken. Oh and you should have turned the hob off before you put in the offel in the second stage lmao. Now turn the hob back on up to high and boil the orange juice. Keep stirring so the oil in the pan mixes with the orange juice and the chicken

5. lay the cucumber on a plate so it looks like you want to eat it. don’t cut it up. when i said 3tbsp in the ingredients i meant like if it was cut up but dont cut it up 

6. Pour on the chicken. It might be cooked or not maybe check

this gives u stomach ulcers so be careful

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Crunch Surprise Mimosas

Ingredients

Mimosas (3)

Crunchy fried onions

Resipe

1. its a surprise

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Bananas On Toast

Ingredients

Bananas

Toast (dont ask me how to make toast idk)

Resipy

1. Find the banana from a shop or somwhere

2. Pay for the banana

3. Liek please pay for the banana :’(

4. Ok now u have ur banana lol ok

5. Put it on the toast

6. Wait slice it, then put it on the toast

7. Give it to someone hu wants banana on toast

that is the resipy thanks