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😂😂💀

I made a meme

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Can’t believe Coffee and Tea is finally out!!!

Rather than doing a bunch of links here, I created a Link Tree!

Thank you to everyone who has supported me through this milestone! Since I started writing, I always had the idea of becoming an author, and now it’s real! There will definitely be more to come, but for now please enjoy this story🤎☕️

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In the off chance Matt comes back on Tumblr, here’s some song recs. Let’s talk about music 🤙🏻

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Just wanna talk music with Matthew.

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Rip headphone users this vid 😭

I couldn’t stop laughing Nick scared tf out of me

(Matt hitting him 😣😣)

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Who else would’ve liked to see an intro with clips from the zoo vid???

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BLOG UPDATE

I'm not going away, I promise! I just wanted to give a couple updates/guidelines.

I'm no longer going to be doing smut. I'm not comfortable with it, and it's just not what I'm about anymore. I'll be going through all my smutty posts and getting rid of unneccessary ones.

With that said, I will still be writing fluff in reason. They're real people and never consented to be written... Not jokingly in a video anyway, which does, in fact, still mean they've not consented. I wish this wasn't something I had to clarify.

I'm a person in my 20s so I do have a full-time job that requires 35-40 hours of my weekly time. It can be mentally taxing so sometimes I come home and don't want to write. So if there's weeks with no writings, that's why.

I'm not about arguing/slander here. It's a drama free, all inclusive zone. Please do not bring hate here.

My asks/dms are always open. This is a safe space. All are welcomed.

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I mean, just read the shirt he’s wearing 😭😂

Y’all say he sub, but…. 👀👀

oh hes a whore fr.

the licking if the FUCKING teeth🤦🏾‍♀️

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I got some ideas y’all and they’re in the works! maybe I’ll post them later 😂🤙🏻

I NEED all of these on shirts or sweatshirts. Might make them 😂please tell me I’m not alone in this 😭

Don’t yuck my yum

Who is he? Is he me? Cause he ain’t me!

Yahoo! Yippie!

Get this man some bitches or something

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STOP. WATCH.

THE CROSSED ARMS? THE FACE? HIS WORDS?

*chef’s kiss*

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AHHH NO ITS GREAT!!

Y’all need to appreciate this🥺

Like, me too kid 😭 me too 😭

sorry if the quality's bad guys 😔

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Imma need a moment to recover

dis smile

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No burping in the car.

Plain and simple 😂

HE GOT SUPER SERIOUS LOL

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I NEED all of these on shirts or sweatshirts. Might make them 😂please tell me I’m not alone in this 😭

Don’t yuck my yum

Who is he? Is he me? Cause he ain’t me!

Yahoo! Yippie!

Get this man some bitches or something

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The cutest god damn photo on the internet 🥺

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He surprises you after being gone (Matt Sturniolo request)

Matt Sturniolo x reader

Word count: 710

A/N: sorry I've been MIA recently! Work has actually been the death of me and there's been no room in my head to write when I've had time off. But hopefully this makes up for it! PSA my Chris stuff IS coming, I promise!

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You tapped a pen on your lip, looking at the blank document that’s supposed to have a fully written essay by now. But your boyfriend was on the road and you had to keep up with him and his brothers adventures. Also, you missed him. You really, really missed him. 

You never imagined that you would be this type of person. Unable to focus the moment their significant other wasn’t around. Granted, it wasn’t like you did focus well on classes when he was around. Procrastination was a superpower you had mastered over the years. 

You opened the textbook for your gen-ed college course and groaned in frustration. As if Matt knew you were struggling, his photo popped up on your phone screen. 

You answered the facetime immediately. “Hey, babe!”

“Hey babe.” Matt cheeses a smile, then rubs his eyes. “Whatcha up to?” 

You shrugged. “Trying to write an essay. Nothing exciting… Where are you guys at? Are you almost home?” 

You noticed he’s walking down some hallway, none of the others were there. At least it didn’t look like it. Which was a little strange, but he probably just went somewhere else so it’s quiet. 

“Yeah, yeah, we uhm… We’re at our last hotel of the tour and then I’ll be back in a couple days.”

You jutted out your bottom lip, pouting fakely. “I wish it was now.” 

Matt stopped, the phone view switched around to show a door and apartment number. It was a wood door painted white with black metal numbers. You furrowed your brows because it looked very familiar. Then it hit you. That’s the door to your place. You were almost certain it was.

“Babe…”

“Babe,” Matt mocks lightly. 

“Are you actually here right now? Or are you fucking with me?” 

“Open your door and find out.” 

You hurried to your front door, stubbing your toe in the process. You let out a small curse before peeping through the hole. There was your boyfriend’s face, looking like he had the fish filter on. Your heart raced a million times a minute. To the point that it felt as if you were going to pass out. How much water did you have today? Not nearly as much as you should. 

After swinging the door open, you jumped into his arms and wrapped your legs and arms around him like a monkey. Matt stumbled back a little, but managed to keep both of you upright and encased his arms around you. His face nestled into your shoulder. He was really here and not on your phone screen.

“I never want to be away from you for that long again,” he muffled.

You laugh-cry. “Me either.” You begin to kiss him all over his face, and he chuckled. Then your lips connected momentarily. 

Then another voice cleared their throat. “Get a fucking room, why don’t you?”

You look in the direction of it, blushing furiously. Chris stood there with a phone in his hand.

Immediately, you slid down out of Matt’s arms and brushed the hair out of your face. Then wipe the water from your eyes. 

“Sorry.” 

Chris laughed. “Listen, what you guys do in private should stay private. That’s all I’m saying.” 

Matt rolled his eyes and groaned. “Shut up.” He looked back at you with a smirk. “Want to skip the essay and come over?”

“Orrrr we could hang out here… alone?” You shoot him a look, biting your bottom lip. 

Matt cleared his throat and looked at Chris. “You’re on your own, bro. Sorry.”

The two of you quickly step inside and close the door, giggling under your breaths. 

“Matt!” Chris yelled through the door. It was quiet for a few seconds, then, “Matt! You fucking drove! You asshole!... I hope the sex is worth our brotherhood!”

Matt shook his head. “Stop being dramatic and Uber home.”

You decided to throw in, “I’ll reimburse it!”

“Yeah, you fucking are, (y/n)! For being a dick while getting dick!”

Your face flushes, but there are still laughs escaping your lips. Matt glances at them and your eyes trail from his dangling planet earring, down his slightly stubbled chin, to his soft lips. 

“So worth it,” you whisper and close the gap between you two. 

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Sorry, one more thing.

If they do end up revealing their hearts aren’t in it anymore, then that’s okay! They’re not villains for that.

They could be dancing around excuses because they’re not entirely sure what they want to do. We all grow up, we get different interests. We realize certain activities/careers/people are not inline with who we are as a person anymore.

It’s called being human.

Maybe this is an unpopular opinion, but y’all need to calm the fuck down about their content/videos. What I think actually happened is they burned themselves out doing 2 vids and the pod every week for SO long. FOR YOU GUYS.

They could also be reeling back on vids cause of their personal projects/adventures. Should seriously give them a little grace. Especially since they want their brands to be so much more than “a YouTuber brand” and to be for everyone. It’s a lot of planning, production, marketing, etc.

We need to stop putting them on these pedestals and whenever it seems like they’re not giving 100%, it’s the end of the world! “They’re not trying anymore”, “their content isn’t high quality”, etc.

It’s just kinda sickening tbh. Imagine if that was you in their position. You’d want your fans to have some compassion and understanding during a transition period. It’s honestly a lot to handle, especially from a creativity standpoint. It’s SO EASY to get burned out creatively. Also totally normal.

That’s it. Thanks for reading my rant🤙🏻