loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet
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What is a 'Jenner'
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What is a 'Jenner'
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Its 3am and you know what that means
Wake up my family because I opened my door too slowly!! :DDDD
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Damn right pukicho you go girl
Calll my son BALLsamic vinager JR, watch him turn into a super villain <333
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you’re too late spiderman I’ve already sucked all the dicks in new york
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Become one with the conglomerate
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Smash that reblog button if you’ve been a victim of physics
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Steps to becoming a tumblr cryptid
3am
see something say something
profit
Main point, choking on string cheese in the morning = GOOD CONTENT
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you’re out of sludge
you’re out of slime
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Ya boi right here
my music taste is immaculate. dick game huge. i am friends with rodents. i am sexy and insane and i think that's cool of me. i am gay. the only flaw is that i'm evil
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Here, only the freshest dicks are baked at 4pm
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Theres nothing better than coming back to your cave husband and saying OoGa OOOgA and getting sex
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Sorry, I'm a little bitch tea juice kinda guy
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Only the best for my frogs that I turned into live-looking dolls
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The only instrument I'm practicing today is YouTube
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