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Lol, know what's great? When you're trying to explain something to your pissed off birth giver and she simply assumes you're back talking and then hits you four times as hard as she can. Lol fun. Gotta birth givers. Lol.
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DUDE HE IS LITERALLY THE SEXIEST DRAG EVER LIKE OMG WHY ISNT THIS A THING?!
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So I'm hyped up on my medication for my wisdom teeth, and this is what happens when I talk to @seefong14 馃槀馃槀 I think I'm hilarious. Or maybe that's the drugs. 馃槀馃槀
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Well, it's time, hope louis and Harry don't wanna adopt an Asian kid because they're getting my first born and I'm american mother fuckers.
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My best friend is his cousin and when she found out she looked up at the sky and said 'why'd you have to make my fav/4 my fucking cousin you asshole?!'


But can we please talk about how fucking hot Ashton is looking like DAMN
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So if I love men, which I don't, I'm actually a lesbian, anyways, if I love men I am a man??

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if your boyfriend is your best friend, you鈥檙e doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you鈥檙e doing it wrong.
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HARRY IMPERSONATING ZAYN PROPOSING
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The second this fandom can leak music videos, I will give my first born child to Harry and Louis.
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Notice how it's called catcalling, because when you whistle at a cat THEY DONT RESPOND -.-
i really don鈥檛 understand why there鈥檚 a debate on whether catcalling is flattering or not??? women don鈥檛 think it鈥檚 flattering. end of story. the fact that there are men that think they can decide how women feel about something is the dumbest thing i鈥檝e ever heard?
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What a fabulous time for the video to pause

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It depends on whether or not there is a dip on the bottom of said piece of ice. If there is then it is the same reasoning as to why a cup sticks to your face in you suck all the air out, or why an eraser sticks to your skin after you pinch it. It's like the air has been vacuumed out of the opening and this creates a suction.
Dear science side of tumblr: explain why the last piece of ice always sticks to the bottom of the glass
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Okay so this is basically #Elsa and #Maleficent combined together. Good mother of god I love this. #Maelsacent
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Hey! Go follow my account on #Twitter for #ThePrettyProject ! I'm really into writing this book and I was more followers!! Please!! I #FollowBack #Wattpad #Watty #DystopianFiction #TeenFiction #GeneralFiction #ThePrettyProject #WeAreThePretties #ThisIsTheProject
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