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i drank a caprisun warm today. don’t do that it tastes yucky

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hey chat if you’re listening to “anyone but you” by the moldy peaches and hear the lyric “i can’t see what anyone can see in anyone else but you” and think of a specific person what does that mean

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work was really hectic and stressful this week and i had to pick up an extra shift over the weekend but it was fuckin worth it cuz i made $530 THIS WEEK WOOOOOO

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kiss with a fist goes so hard and for what

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i don’t wanna read ‘the great gatsby’. i’m like one chapter in and so far it’s just ‘bright young things’ (2003) but boring and with no michael sheen

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JANE DOE/ PENNY LAMB

the birthday girl ever

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You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?

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ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

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DELETE THIS POST

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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i just know he’s butt ass naked under there

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cats use u-

they use usp..

uspspspspsps

hey. you there. yeah you

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Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

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this clock is unnatural and will not see the pearly gates

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i’m currently listening to a sad indie pop song that i haven’t heard since i was 12 years old, if there is a loving and merciful god he should prove his existence here and now by killing me where i stand

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i was crying today and i didn’t have any tissues in my car so i just used a coffee shop receipt to blow my nose. i don’t feel mature i feel grown up but in the worst way possible