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All day today my female snail has gone about her important snail business dragging the male’s ass around while he clings to her shell and frantically fucks her and if this isn’t a metaphor for the patriarchy then I don’t know what is.

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Pocket Princesses 230: Porg Princess (No spoilers for Last Jedi, promise)

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The problem is that I do love to waltz with potatoes up and down the produce aisle.

I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity

it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”

you’ll never be free

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The lamest excuse

Me: Hey! I received $250 in payment, but didn’t we say it would be $500?

Client: Oh sorry! My internet’s been spotty. I’ll send you the other $250.

Guess if I ever got that money. Just guess. 

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oriental noodle salad with prawns, sugar snaps, ginger & soy

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Wall-E headcanon

I want a non-kid sequel of Wall-E that explores what happened to the other ships that left earth. There's no way that the Axiom was the only ship left that had evacuated Earth. For the last 700 years, each ship has sent back EVE probes searching for sustainable life, and now they are all coming home. The ship that left with the BnL president is a political nightmare, with intricate societal rules that no longer make sense but are adhered to because it fits the leadership agenda. They suffer the same bone loss and obesity as the Axiom passengers, but they are more cunning and less prone to distraction from mindless entertainment. In fact it was their plan for the passengers on all other ships to have no real sense of purpose, making them easier to rule if a return to Earth was ever made possible. Another ship recognized the potential for AI early on. They now live symbiotically with the technology, developing means to interact and eventually becoming a new species, neither human nor robot. The robots brought logic and analysis, and the humans brought emotion, empathy, and the ability to create art. Still another ran into a hostile alien species. They became a cruel warrior people, without compassion. When the autopilot tried to keep the ship from returning to Earth, the passengers dismantled all tech and put it back together in macabre combinations. Through thorough humiliation and torture, all tech has been reduced to basic circuitry and the robots live in slavery. The politicians try to rule over all, on the principle that they are descendants of rulers, but the policies and committees and rules are dismissed by the robot-humans and the warrior class, who did not have as many physical consequences of being in space and refuse to be told what to do by a "panel of marshmallows." The robot-humans are horrified by the treatment of AI by the politicians and the warriors, and start a revolution to lead all AI to freedom. The warriors try to bring all under submission using brute force. The soft passengers of the Axiom are caught in the crossfire of the clashing cultures. It's up to Wall-E, the reluctant leader of a misfit band of robots and humans, to bring peace to the factions of Earth and prevent a war that, if fought, will certainly destroy his home planet.

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Here’s my messy heart.

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Client: I put these documents in the fax machine, but they didn’t come back out.

Me: That’s the paper shredder.

Client: Oh! Can you set it to reverse? Those papers are very important.

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~casual reminder to be careful who you hook up with today~

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When all you want is a glass of wine but your doctor made you quit

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The World Is A Dark Place

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I'm not crying. You're crying

(3/3) “I miss that we can’t go out and dance. Or visit other people. We used to volunteer at the senior center every Wednesday. She’d play the piano, and I’d turn the pages for her. The hymns were some of the last things she remembered. Music was her life. But one day she wouldn’t play anymore. And I told the staff that they’d need to find someone else. So we stay here now. But I don’t see this as a curse. It’s an honor. This is what the Lord has given me to do. She has served this family her entire life. And now it’s my turn to serve her. I might not have her mentally. But I have her. I can still make her smile. I can make bubbly noises, and blow on her, and she’ll smile. Every morning we’ll sit in this chair and we’ll cuddle until noon. I rock this lady more than I rock my grandchildren. She likes to slip her hand under my shirt to feel my skin. And she still likes to kiss. Every once in awhile she’ll reach up and give me a kiss. Sometimes she starts ‘yakking.’ She doesn’t say actual words. And it doesn’t make any sense. But I never tell her to be quiet, because it’s better than nothing at all.”

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I say, “I think I need to re-install my filter.”

She asks, “Oh, you think so?”

I tell her about today, the man who is angry at me, because I proved that he took a month of my education away. It couldn’t change anything. I had done it because I could. 

She says, “Remember, I was not as outspoken when I was your age as you are now. If you don’t stop, what will you be like in 20 years?”

Well, I would like to think I will be someone who is fun to watch.

She says, “Will that be watching in amusement, or in silent embarrassment and horror?”

And I was a little hurt, because, “It’s not like I’ll be Donald-Trump-terrible.”

And then she said, “Well, we will see.”

I told her, “I’ll never be that bad. I will not be racist, sexist, or self-centered bad.”

And my mother replied, “Well, you are traveling a pretty dark path right now.”

And my heart broke a little

because I’m Pagan. And that’s just as bad as being a pussy-grabbing, volatile, reality-star politician.  

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Saving for later

I decided to create a masterpost that would help you with what you are struggling with. Hopefully any of the links below will help you! Reminder; You’re going to be okay. What you are going through will pass, just remember to breathe. 

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Distractions;

Here are some distractions to help keep your mind occupied so you aren’t too focused on your thoughts. 

-Draw something

-This website translates the time into colours.

-Create your own galaxy.

-Play flowing.

-Make a 3D line travel where ever you like. 

-Listen to music.

-Calm.

-Ocean mood, do nothing for two minutes.

Sleep issues; 

- 8 hour sleep music.

-Rainy mood. 

-Meditation.

-Coping with nightmares.

-How to cope with nightmares, 11 steps.

-Calm

-Foods that can affect your sleeping, both positive and negatively. 

  Uncomfortable with silence; 

-Rainy mood.

-10 hours of rain and thunder.

-3 hours of rain and thunder.

-Human heartbeat.

-Rainforest.

-Sound of rain on a tin roof.

-Autumn wind.

-Rain on a tent

-Traffic in the rain.

-Soft traffic. 

-Fan.

-Train.

-Simply noise.

-My noise.

-Rainy cafe.

Anxiety; 

-How to stop worrying. 

-Tips to manage anxiety and stress.

-The 10 best ever anxiety management techniques. 

-Self-help strategies for anxiety. 

-Helping a friend with anxiety. 

-All about worrying.

-8 myths about anxiety. 

Sad, angry and depressed/depression; 

-“I’m always sad”

-Feeling sad.

-Going through trauma.

-“I’m always angry”.

-Anger management. 

-All about anger.

-National helplines and websites.

-Self-help strategies for depression.

-Dealing with depression at work.

-Dealing with depression at school.

Isolation and loneliness; 

-Pets and mental health.

-All about loneliness. 

-“I feel so alone”

-10 more ideas to help with loneliness. 

-How to deal with loneliness.

  Self-harm;

-Alternatives to self-harm and distraction techniques.

-146 things to do besides self-harm.

-More alternatives to self-harm.

-Self-harm alternatives.

-How to take care of self-harm wounds/injuries.

-Getting rid of scars.  

Addiction; 

-How to help a friend with a drug addiction.

-What is addiction?

-All about alcohol and addiction.

-The facts about drug addiction.

  Eating disorders; 

-Helping a friend with an eating disorder.

-Eating disorder treatments. 

-Support services for eating disorders. 

-Self-help tips with eating disorders.

-Eating disorder recovery. 

-Recovering from an eating disorder. 

-100+ reasons to recover. 

-Understanding and managing eating disorders. 

  Dealing with self-hatred;  

-3 ways to ease self-loathing. 

-How to turn self-hatred into self-compassion.

-Self-hatred resources.

-10 step plan to deal with self-hate. 

  Suicidal; 

-International suicide hotlines (1)  (2)

-Preventing suicide. 

-Reasons to stay alive.

-Dealing with suicidal thoughts and feelings.

-Coping with suicidal ideation.  

  Schizophrenia;

-All about schizophrenia.  

-Helping a person with schizophrenia.  

-Understanding and dealing with schizophrenia.  

-Delusions and hallucinations.  

OCD;

-Managing your OCD at home. 

-Overcoming OCD.

-How to cope with OCD. 

-Strategies for dealing with the anxious moments. 

Borderline personality disorder; 

-Helping someone with BPD. 

-All about personality disorders.

-Treatment for BPD.

Abuse; 

-Healthy relationships VS abusive relationships. 

-Emotional abuse

-Overcoming sexual abuse. 

-Hotlines services. 

-5 ways to escape an abusive relationship. 

-Domestic violence support. 

-Signs of an abusive relationship. 

-What do to if you’re in an abusive relationship. 

-Surviving abuse. 

-What you can do if you’re sexual harassed. 

-Sexual assault support.

-What to do if you’ve been sexually assaulted or abused. 

  Bullying;

-How to stand up against bullying.

-How to protect yourself when it comes to cyber bullying.

-How to help stop people bullying you. 

  Loss and grief; 

-How to cope with a suicide of a loved one.

-Grieving for a stranger. 

-Common reactions to death. 

-Working through grief.

(Other loss and grief)

-Moving away from friends and family. 

-Coping with a breakup.

  Getting help; 

-Seeking help early. 

-All about psychological treatments. 

-Types of help.

-All about age and confidentiality. 

Things you need to remember; 

- Don’t stress about being fixed because you’re not broken.

-Remember to remind yourself of your accomplishments. Tell yourself that you’re proud of yourself, even if you’re not. 

- This is temporary. You won’t always feel like this. 

-You are not alone. 

-You are enough. 

-You are important. 

-You are worth it. 

-You are strong. 

-You are not a failure, 

-Good people exist. 

-Reaching out shows strength. 

-Breathe. 

-Don’t listen to the thoughts that are not helping you. 

-Give yourself credit. 

-Don’t be ashamed of your emotions, for the good or bad ones. 

-Treat yourself the same way as you would treat a good friend. 

-Focus on the things you can change. 

-Let go of toxic people. 

-You don’t need to hide, you’re allowed to feel the way you do. 

-Try not to beat yourself up. 

-Something is always happening, you don’t want to miss out on what’s going to happen next. 

-You are not a bother.

-Your existence is more than your appearance. 

-You are smart. 

-You are loved. 

-You are wanted. 

-You are needed. 

-Better days are coming. 

-Just because your past is dark, doesn’t mean your future isn’t bright. 

-You have more potential than you think. 

- Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.

Please remember to look after yourself and know that you are more than worth it and you deserve to be happy. Keep smiling butterflies x

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