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Descriptions of Art at the Met That Could Double as My Tinder Bio BY BLYTHE ROBERSON
“Savage beauty”
“Intending a contrary effect”
“Too raw”
“As much like a flower as anything you like”
“Described as white”
“Intended for private devotion”
“Probably French”
“Translucent”
“Has a hollow body”
“Free from fault and shining with purity”
“Highly fugitive”
“Undecipherable”
“Nutcracker (?)”
“By now fully domesticated”
“Female Pharaoh”
“Arguably the most important woman ever”
“Dated”
“Sufficiently prosperous”
“Extremely satisfying to look at”
“Feared by sailors and farmers alike”
“Youthful”
“Adopted persona”
“Densely packed into an earthenware vase”
“An international beauty”
“Complex linear skeleton”
“A fresh-complexioned, fair-headed young man”
“Positivistic”
“Viciously attacked”
“A moon-filled, fragranceless blossom in a cup of tea”
“Unrivaled for its scale and ambition”
“Amplified by the presence of two stooped peasants in a corner”
“Lizard-like”
“Remains unresolved”
“Excluded deliberately for reasons unknown”
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/descriptions-of-art-at-the-met-that-could-double-as-my-tinder-bio
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There's an easy fix in there.
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*doesn’t actually really like this guy*
*gets offended that he’s not in love with me*Â
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yes yes yes
Romy and Michele’s High School reunion (1997)
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If Pinterest followed you around in life.
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when you’re mad as hell and no one is taking you seriously
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Post-grad job hunt got me like:
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while searching for that post-grad job, i try to remember that people make their dreams come true every day. derek helps me remember that.
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Oops.
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