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Huskerdusk is so cute. Drew some fan art for my bf

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Kozuki Momonosuke is hot 🥵

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Kozuki Momonosuke is hot 🥵

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There has been a lot of research about autistics over the years, but this one really took the cake!

This is what happened when researchers attempted to compare the moral compass of autistic and non-autistic people…

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I'd fucking retire dude are you kidding me

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Here's my Advantage/Disadvantage d20 for Weird Dice Wednesday and the double nat20 I rolled on it in game a few months back.

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shanks is that spiritually enlightened beach bum constantly holding a jack n coke w a splash of lime who wasn’t lying that time he said he knew karate

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yeah.

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should i post the walmart comic

or should i simply wait

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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

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I had a sudden deep gut wrenching moment when I thought of how logistically someone could use the doggy door to get inside. I'm lazy, and I didn't want to have to unlock the door to latch the privacy screen and then relock the door. But when I imagined an arm reaching through with a coat hanger in his hand, and how vulnerable I am, I nearly threw up.

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I'm a slut for Halloween

I don't quite know how I'm going to celebrate this year. But it definitely involves candles, incense, smoking weed, sitting under the stars, touching grass, contemplating death and decay, maybe dancing naked around a fire 💕

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If you know anyone who seems really chill to the point of being virtually indestructible, like nothing could ever bother them in any way, could get hit by a train and just shake it off and be totally fine, laughing it off as soon as they've dusted themselves off and stopped bleeding, but who occasionally just randomly falls apart to complete fucking smithereens with seemingly no cause nor warning, only to get back up again a few minutes/hours/days later like "ok yeah I'm fine again that was weird lmao", and you've ever wondered what the fuck is up with that:

They are actually not ok and most likely are not ok at any point. The whole "hardiest person you know who just collapses randomly sometimes" thing isn't a deliberately constructed façade, as a matter of fact it might be something that they actually personally believe themselves to be. But in reality this is somebody who's either unintentionally learned or has been deliberately trained to hide negative emotions and mask symptoms at all costs, as the #1 priority that goes over any other survival needs.

So even though it may look like they go from 1 to 100 completely at random and unpredictably, and then swing right back again to being totally fine, you have no way of knowing how long they've been at 95% before the last line of defense broke down and the system collapsed. And once they flip back up, odds are that they just managed to scrape their shit back together again just enough to get their backup masking systems running. The "check engine" light never turned on because the wire was clipped years ago.

If this is you, this is your callout to seek some sort of help. I'm telling on everyone in this room including myself.

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This explanation is SO GOOD. Like, I inherently understood it, but I had such a hard time articulating it!

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?