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Don’t forget MoistCritikal lol /j
am i wrong?
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Behold! A lad!!
In honor of the spooky season and the new Chapter, here’s a little pumpkin boy for the soul.
(He forgot to put arm holes in the pumpkin so just toss the candy right into his maw. Don’t worry about wrappers, he doesn’t mind the shells)
#lancer#deltraune#deltarune chapter 2#deltarune lancer#lancer dressed as the little pumpkin he is#deltarune fanart#lancer fanart#a proud member of the lancer fan club#happy halloween 🎃
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@mikoreilovepostgenerator I ship you with any dilf or milf of your choosing but definitely a preference for Diluc and/or Lisa :)
#anything for you fish#literally anything#i’d die for you#but for now i grant you milfs and dilfs lololol
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Sans would 100% prank someone by putting one of those plastic skeletons in his clothes.
Go to ask him a question: it’s a fake. Try to spy on him: it’s fake. Attempt talking to him at his sentry station: fake.
The amount of fake skeletons and extra pairs of the same outfit this dude has is a mystery, so it’s best to double check if it’s real even if someone just saw a fake sans.
#undertale#sans#he would too#how many pairs of the same crusty shorts does this man have#the world may never know
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Papyrus: “Sans, does ‘submissive and breedable’ mean what I think it means?”
Sans: “this stupid world won’t give me a break.”
Papyrus: “But brother, you take breaks all the time??”
Sans: “obviously, not enough.”
#undertale#undertale sans#undertale papyrus#he asked undyne instead#undyne didn’t know either#so they asked alphys#alphys wishing she threw herself off that waterfall right about now /j
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Chris Pratt should voice Sans in the live action once he’s done with Mario.
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Alphys, bursting through the door: “Sans you have to look at this”
Sans: “alphys it’s 3 in the morning-”
*looks at Alphys’ phone to see pictures of ship fanart of him*
Sans: “what”
Alphys, about to see if skeletons can cry: “But wait! There’s more!”
Sans, also about to see if skeletons can cry: “joy of joys.”
#undertale#undertale sans#undertale alphys#sans wishes he had eyes he could bleach#alphys laughed so hard she cried#papyrus found them wheezing at 5 am and just left
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I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD DO THIS AND I CANT EVEN BE MAD
Everybody's gangsta until the eye glows bright
#i have no explanation for this#genshin impact#genshin fanart#genshin impact art#genshin impact kaeya#kaeya alberich#kaeya#digital art#artists on tumblr#art#this is awesome art btw#the shading is absolutely wonderful#as a genshin and undertale fan this pleases me greatly
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Toriel: “Sans? What does ‘submissive and breedable’ mean?”
Sans: “uhh depends. who said it to you?”
Toriel: “A young man told me I looked ‘submissive and breedable’ and I am hoping it has a double meaning.”
Sans: “it does not.”
Toriel, tired beyond belief: “Wonderful.”
#undertale#undertale sans#undertale toriel#she has been called a milf so many times#she knows exactly what it means#sans unfortunately understands#not a ship but that’s just cause the only thing I ship is Alphys x Undyne#ship it if you will though
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Papyrus: “BROTHER WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE HUMAN?”
Sans: “we’re having a staring contest bro.”
Papyrus: “BUT YOU DONT HAVE EYES??”
Frisk: *>:0
Sans: “was wondering how long it would take you to realize that, kid.”
Frisk: *-_-
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