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Hey I made some deer soup recently. Would you like to try venison?

(@hareball-valley)

“It smells divine. Perhaps if I can get this statue liquidated soon…”

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*The woman is silent for a moment and then just sits down next to Morris, Even though she hasn't said anything, she looks at him, as if asking him to keep talking, as if she knows that maybe he needs to get it off his chest.*

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*Mareridt just stays silent as she listens to the shorter man, and as soon as he finishes speaking, she goes over to him and sits down next to him, and turns her gaze to him.*

"You seem to have a lot of stuff inside you that needs to come out..."

“Maybe… a question like this.”

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i’d say ask Clint but he has a fucking bounty on your head so

“Why, I was right at the blacksmith’s door with a mermaid’s pendant before you pointed that out. You’re all so intelligent.”

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Hello. I heard you’ve befriended one of my own

I’ll start with a warning that if you ever hurt them you will regret it. But so far you haven’t done anything to intentionally harm them. If you wish to learn more about them, visit Mr. Razmodious. Sincerely, Nova:)

“I’m just, er…

…worried I might have told it too much…”

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that’s solid fucking gold you could make a fortune with that shit

“My only concern is where to liquidate it in its present form…”

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“Surely, there must be some place I could sell it to…”

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I put a pipe bomb in the tunnel box

“You know, the Abandoned Jojamart has never looked so safe before.”

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Do you usually have to clean after Pierre is done destroying the place? Do you have ways of healing yourself when you get caught in a trap?

“I have received injuries, but the rat makes a very good jukebox. …So I’m not lacking in morale, at least.”

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How did Pierre find out you were in the abandoned Jojamart? Did something happen?

“…Obviously, I have no idea how they found out!!!!! Nope. Not the foggiest memory!

…Get out of my askbox.”

(// Silly bonus doodle under the cut!)

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based and tunnelpilled

“Hilarious.”

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have you tried foraging? the valley is pretty good for it except in winter. you could even shake trees to get nuts and make snack bars. better than starving while you figure out fishing, at least

“This entire experience was hideously awful. Please, never ask this of me again.”

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Morris what's your music taste? (Also, This is my favorite blog ever to exist, I love when you upload and I see how you draw this stupid little idiot man it makes my day 1000% better)

“… Hum-hum-hum hum hum… broke your heart, I’ll…

…I do NOT know this song.”

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// 😈

//OOC: i have been given the opportunity to do possibly the worst, stupidest, most abhorrently evil, so-out-of-character-that-it-loops-back-around-and-becomes-in-character-again thing ever.

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//OOC: i have been given the opportunity to do possibly the worst, stupidest, most abhorrently evil, so-out-of-character-that-it-loops-back-around-and-becomes-in-character-again thing ever.

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"I may not like Joja...but I don't like seeing someone in a situation like this, even if it's you...and by the way, you didn't answer my question...what are you doing here in the tunnel...?"

*The woman asks as she continues to look at Morris with her serious gaze.*

“I don’t have much of my pride left, but… I’d appreciate it if you could leave me alone and keep the memory of who I once was in your mind instead.”

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Here‘s an idea: blackmail Lewis with his relationship (situationship?) to Marnie. It‘s not like you can‘t sink any lower anyway, right? If it gets Pierre off your back, it‘s as good an option as any.