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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Hi guys, my friend needs help!!

This is Drake! He loves having his fur brushed, loves treats, and he's sadly very sick. Drake's owner is asking for help with getting him the treatment he needs.

Please donate if you can, otherwise please share and interact so this gets traction. Anything helps!

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Please donate if you can!

Help needed! Please interact with this post!!

My friend is disabled, homeless, and struggling. He needs help right away. If anyone can offer support, please reach out or go to his gofundme. Every little bit helps. Please share this if you can!!

https://gofund.me/0c3d1920

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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They/them pussy

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first one at the bay gar gets to fuck me

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when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

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girl unhinge ur jaw

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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.

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I love my fellow disabled Americans so much I love you if you’re on SSDI I love you if you’re unemployed I love you on Medicaid I love you on foodstamps I love when you exist no matter what. you’re important and your life is important to me. your safety and continued existence is essential and should never be questioned

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that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

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everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

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Do you live with your parents?

Yes.

No but they funded my current housing.

No but someone else funded/ is funding my housing (grandparents, s/o etc).

No, and I paid for my own housing in full.

No, and I pay but do get financial support from someone in order to fund my housing.

Something else entirely.

*my housing.

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Sometimes ur fat bc u were born that way. Ur parents are fat, ur cousins are fat, u always have been fat.

And sometimes, you become fat. Something happened (puberty, change in diet, change in ability, anything) and someone who was once skinny is now fat. This doesnt make you a failure. It just means ur fat now. Its okay. You didnt do something wrong.

No matter how you are fat, its okay to be fat