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kinda wacky to me that ppl on tumblr make fun of Booktok Girls for liking bad werewolf erotica and stories with strange gross men in them as if most of this website doesnt also wanna fuck werewolves and strange gross men...............as if many people here do not base their blogs off of reading smutfic andyaoi.........we are not so different you know

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I think I like this little cottage life, this silly little life.

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were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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saw someone say "an 11-year-old isn't even supposed to know what sex is and if you do something horrible must be happening to you and you need to get out of there" like can we be for real for a moment. have some people honest to god never heard 11-year-olds making sex jokes in their life

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I like the idea of Steve already somehow knowing he’s bisexual. He just neglects to tell Robin because she’s a lesbian and probably doesn’t want to hear about all his boy problems, he goes to Nancy for that. Steve knows it’s weird, he just doesn’t really care. Nancy likes boys and therefore probably prefers to talk about them.

Robin is trying to probe and see if Steve likes men and Steve just constantly deflects. It’s like a funky little gossip relay, Robin runs back to Eddie and they’re both frustrated at Steve’s unclear answers.

“He just shrugged at me! THAT’S NOT AN ANSWER!”

Eddie just screeches in response, frustrated.

…

Steve runs back to Nancy and complains about how oblivious Eddie is to his flirting.

“I asked him to go on a date and he just goes ‘sure, I’ve been meaning to see that movie, mind if Dustin comes too?’ NANCY, WHY IS HE SO STUPID?”

“I don’t know, at this point, anything short of asking him to bend you over probably won’t get his attention.”

Steve groans and continues to paint Nancy’s nails.

…

Eventually this boils over when Nancy and Robin are at an Upside Down party get together. Nancy decides to talk about the only thing they have in common, Steve.

Nancy gestures to Eddie and Steve who are both pathetically red faced as they talk.

“Why don’t those idiots get together already, Steve’s crush is getting pathetic?”

“Steve has a crush on Eddie!?”

“Yea, you’re his best friend, don’t you know this?”

“No.”

“Oh shit.”

Nancy whistles, “STEVE, EDDIE, ASSES OVER HERE.”

They come running like shittlily trained dogs scared shitless of the scary lady with a gun.

“Steve, say what you want to say.”

Steve cringes, gesturing vaguely towards Eddie.

“Yes, to Eddie.” Nancy confirms, prompting Eddie and Steve to face each other.

“Wanna bend me over?” Steve says hesitantly, like he’s questioning his own question.

“NOT LIKE THAT!” Nancy scolds, smacking his arm.

Eddie stands there, absolutely shocked, jaw dropped and eyes bulging. After about 30 seconds, he wordlessly and vigorously nods.

Steve grabs his hand and leads Eddie into his house.

“WHAT THE FUCK STEVE, THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE?”

Steve flips Nancy off and enters the house. The people outside can still see them as Steve strips off his shirt and then they disappear around the corner of a room.

AN. I actually accidentally convinced all my friends I was a lesbian because of this. Half my friends were dudes and the other half were lesbians or bisexual, so I only talked about girls. I had people trying to convince me I was a lesbian, 10/10 would recommend, very entertaining, they got very heated and started yelling at me about how I was a lesbian.

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Taken from @12am  https://12am.tumblr.com/post/616574871788503040/with-a-heavy-and-morose-sigh-part-nine 

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For all those who complain about explicit “smutty” books or smut in fic in general:

Just be aware that a bill has been introduced in Oklahoma’s state senate (SB 593) that would make writing/publishing/owning an explicit romance book a felony.

So, when you come on here to espouse your “anti pro-ship” nonsense, or moan about how hard it is to find fics/art/books that aren’t “smutty” — know that this is the effect. You are being used as mouthpieces to help feed and perpetuate censorship. There is no room for censorship in fiction because it will never stop at what you deem morally “right”. It is about control and the restriction of speech. Your discomfort with sex in media does not make it wrong, and it certainly doesn’t mean you get to advocate for its restriction.

Do not be pawns in the far-right’s game. Do not call yourselves allys of any kind if you are willingly feeding into a pillar of far right extremism. It will not stop where you think it “should.”

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Jayvik, the missing years 1\2

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Ximena being great at all types of cooking.

And we thank her for that

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Fem jayvik ;D

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a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view

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Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."

This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find

Some people get existential dread from this

Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating

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I’m at the BDSM club painting tunnels on the wall for my sub to run into

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napping on the way home after spending all day looking for dead welsh kings <3

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I know Valentines Day was yesterday but-

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bi erasure incident. one dead. four victorious.