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Dick: Okay, so with Bruce being on a mission with the Justice League, we need someone to be Batman.
Jason: So you just be Batman again
Damian: Actually, I strongly disagree with that arrangement
Tim: Don't tell me.... you think you should be Batman?
Damian: No, I'm aware I don't have the same attitude to be Father
Jason: really?... just the attitude?
Damian: I believe Cain should be Batman
Cassandra: Oh?
Dick: Umm.... Dami, I don't think-
Damian: Think about it. Grayson is too nice, Jason has way too much pent-up anger
Jason: Fuck you.
Damian: And well Drake is just..... Drake
Tim: Wow...
Damian: Cain is the only person who can match Father to a T.
Dick: There are many reasons why she can't be-
Jason: No, no, no, Dick. The demon child has a point
Dick: ..... um, okay then
(Later thar night)
Penguin: About time you showed up-
Cassandra (in Bat suit): You'll pay for your crimes
Penguin: ..... the hell am I looking at?
Robin: What?
Penguin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT? WHO IS THIS?
Red Hood: Batman, duh
Penguin: No, don't do that
Nightwing: Don't do what? This is Batman
Penguin: That's obviously a teenage girl
The Batkids: (gasps loudly and in sync)
Penguin: WHAT?!
Red Hood: How dare you assume his gender.
Robin: During Pride Month, too
Red Robin: (shaking his head) and here I thought you were an alley
Penguin: okay no just take me in
#imagine batman comes after pride month#then ppl in gotham have a rumor going he only transitions during pride month#batman#dc
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Sketching took forever馃槗
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would red hawk work as a name馃 cardinal is already used by a character in marvel
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*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced
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#ive been getting a lot of content on lace making these days#they are so pretty and delicate#i wish i could learn it#polls
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actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand.
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qr codes used to be a funny secret for nerds. now they Make you scan them. You Have To.
#QR code menus are insane. just have a physical menu you loser#''ouhhh health concerns'' LAMINATED. FUCKWIT#i swearrr#qr codes are only meant for puzzles and trolling
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"nobody cares about tim drake--" LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
I CARE ABOUT TIM DRAKE. I DO. LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM
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Nothing will ever break me more than the fact that Tim and Dick were the first to meet each other, before Dick met Bruce, before Tim started fanning over the bats. They met before everything, and that means everything to me.
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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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Fun fact: the eye is the only part of the brain that can be seen directly! :^)))
The glasses stay ON during world-saving duty.
I'm never turning dumbass doodles into anything ever
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