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[a-lost-author]

Today's a pretty sunny day, isn't it?

[a-lost-author]

We're in Paldea Tagtree Thicket

Hey, is it normal for this egg to have turned into an entire cat? Because I'm pretty sure cats aren't supposed to come from eggs.

[Image File: a very confused Stan holding a Meowth in front of him, who is limp in his hands and smiling no thoughts head empty]

(The kid, Akira, helped me take this picture.)

But seriously. Are cat eggs just . . . a thing here?

[a-lost-author]

i missed you too.

Hey, is it normal for this egg to have turned into an entire cat? Because I'm pretty sure cats aren't supposed to come from eggs.

[Image File: a very confused Stan holding a Meowth in front of him, who is limp in his hands and smiling no thoughts head empty]

(The kid, Akira, helped me take this picture.)

But seriously. Are cat eggs just . . . a thing here?

[a-lost-author]

Stanley, I'm sorry for all the confusion. Now that I think about it this was all a bit too good to be true, I should have picked up on it faster than I did.

I'm almost certain that you came from a different timeline of events than I did, most likely Dipper and Mabel did as well.

I'm not looking forward to breaking the news to them. Not after they just got their hopes up.

Hey, is it normal for this egg to have turned into an entire cat? Because I'm pretty sure cats aren't supposed to come from eggs.

[Image File: a very confused Stan holding a Meowth in front of him, who is limp in his hands and smiling no thoughts head empty]

(The kid, Akira, helped me take this picture.)

But seriously. Are cat eggs just . . . a thing here?

[a-lost-author]

Impaled? This certainly requires further looking into. Perhaps, as much as I hate to admit it, you aren't my Stanley.

Hey, is it normal for this egg to have turned into an entire cat? Because I'm pretty sure cats aren't supposed to come from eggs.

[Image File: a very confused Stan holding a Meowth in front of him, who is limp in his hands and smiling no thoughts head empty]

(The kid, Akira, helped me take this picture.)

But seriously. Are cat eggs just . . . a thing here?

[a-lost-author]

I'm incredibly relieved that you finally acknowledged my existence, Stanley.

For a moment I was worried that you were going to be stuck in a panic spiral because of our sudden appearance here again.

Hey, is it normal for this egg to have turned into an entire cat? Because I'm pretty sure cats aren't supposed to come from eggs.

[Image File: a very confused Stan holding a Meowth in front of him, who is limp in his hands and smiling no thoughts head empty]

(The kid, Akira, helped me take this picture.)

But seriously. Are cat eggs just . . . a thing here?

[a-lost-author]

hey have you woken up yet

I actually woke up a couple moments ago to Rascal staring down at me. I wouldn't say she was concerned necessarily, but I don't have any other words to correctly place it.

[a-lost-author]

I just woke up to this on my dash, all of this is beyond fascinating. I didn't realize some types of Pokémon could use their abilities to destabilize the economy.

I'll have to document this in my journal.

Hey, is it normal for this egg to have turned into an entire cat? Because I'm pretty sure cats aren't supposed to come from eggs.

[Image File: a very confused Stan holding a Meowth in front of him, who is limp in his hands and smiling no thoughts head empty]

(The kid, Akira, helped me take this picture.)

But seriously. Are cat eggs just . . . a thing here?

[a-lost-author]

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(Then, as sudden as the booming voice appeared, it was gone.)

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(@gymleadergarnet)

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[Suddenly, behind Ford, a Gardevoir--to him, he'd likely say that it looks like an ethereal woman with green hair and a white dress--teleports into existence, her arms folded disapprovingly.]

Hello there. [Her voice rings telepathically through the area.]

(He immediately straightens up, whips around and stares at the Gardevoir with a mix of confusion and surprise.)

"Where did you come from?"

(He really does look exhausted, his stance unstable no matter how many times he tries to adjust.)

[a-lost-author]

(Looking into Ford's mind yields garbled noises overlapping eachother that vaguely sound like people's voices, a few clear thoughts and ideas popping out every couple of seconds, and

Something else.)

JSVH GER'X OIIT QI SYX JSVIZIV! RSX MJ M'Q EPVIEHC MR ERH XIEVMRK SYX XLI JPSSVFSEVHW!

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(@gymleadergarnet)

--

[Suddenly, behind Ford, a Gardevoir--to him, he'd likely say that it looks like an ethereal woman with green hair and a white dress--teleports into existence, her arms folded disapprovingly.]

Hello there. [Her voice rings telepathically through the area.]

(He immediately straightens up, whips around and stares at the Gardevoir with a mix of confusion and surprise.)

"Where did you come from?"

(He really does look exhausted, his stance unstable no matter how many times he tries to adjust.)

[a-lost-author]

(Before he can protest further against it- he immediately falls limp. His breaths evening out as he slowly drifts off. A forced calm swallowing up any fear he held at the prospect of sleep.

The blue necklace, along with the matching pair of bracelets adorning his wrists- Begins to glow faintly.)

{Off-Screen Post!}

(@gymleadergarnet)

--

[Suddenly, behind Ford, a Gardevoir--to him, he'd likely say that it looks like an ethereal woman with green hair and a white dress--teleports into existence, her arms folded disapprovingly.]

Hello there. [Her voice rings telepathically through the area.]

(He immediately straightens up, whips around and stares at the Gardevoir with a mix of confusion and surprise.)

"Where did you come from?"

(He really does look exhausted, his stance unstable no matter how many times he tries to adjust.)

[a-lost-author]

"WHY are BOTH of you ganging up on me now? I have a lot to do but none of it will get done if you don't listen and let me go!"

(There's anger in his tone of course, a firey rage that doesn't seem so keen on being snuffed out- But there's also something prominent, something else hidden underneath it.

Fear.)

{Off-Screen Post!}

(@gymleadergarnet)

--

[Suddenly, behind Ford, a Gardevoir--to him, he'd likely say that it looks like an ethereal woman with green hair and a white dress--teleports into existence, her arms folded disapprovingly.]

Hello there. [Her voice rings telepathically through the area.]

(He immediately straightens up, whips around and stares at the Gardevoir with a mix of confusion and surprise.)

"Where did you come from?"

(He really does look exhausted, his stance unstable no matter how many times he tries to adjust.)

[a-lost-author]

"While you're right about sleep providing better productivity, I'm afraid my situation is a bit more difficult than that."

(He pauses for a moment, opting to take out a journal and quickly write something inside it.)

"Dipper is stressed and somehow tricked himself into trusting a version of Bill, Mabel despite her seemingly calm demeanour is also having a hard time processing everything. Stanley believing that this is all merely a trick doesn't help either."

(Then he stops, It seems like he wants to add onto that thought but something is preventing him from doing so.)

"... I can't just stand here and waste time doing nothing."

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(@gymleadergarnet)

--

[Suddenly, behind Ford, a Gardevoir--to him, he'd likely say that it looks like an ethereal woman with green hair and a white dress--teleports into existence, her arms folded disapprovingly.]

Hello there. [Her voice rings telepathically through the area.]

(He immediately straightens up, whips around and stares at the Gardevoir with a mix of confusion and surprise.)

"Where did you come from?"

(He really does look exhausted, his stance unstable no matter how many times he tries to adjust.)

[a-lost-author]

After a bit of trial and error I managed to get it back, I believe that I've found a fitting name for my new companion.

Rascal the Mimikyu.

I don't remember exactly what it does (maybe steal your soul, idk), but I know it's bad.

Ah, If that's a possibility then why do people keep these little wonders inside their homes? Seems like there's many risks here.

[a-lost-author]

The little rascal just stole my hand.

I don't remember exactly what it does (maybe steal your soul, idk), but I know it's bad.

Ah, If that's a possibility then why do people keep these little wonders inside their homes? Seems like there's many risks here.

[a-lost-author]

I don't remember exactly what it does (maybe steal your soul, idk), but I know it's bad.

Ah, If that's a possibility then why do people keep these little wonders inside their homes? Seems like there's many risks here.

[a-lost-author]

Don't look at the mimikyu directly!

Noted, although I can't help but ask why I shouldn't.