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Vinyl Stickers

Jin Kim on Etsy

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Precious snake son

That's it. I'm about to die of laughter and the reason why i have troubles breathing at the moment is called blunthead tree snake. Look at him. Just look at this unbelievable joke of a reptile world!

Look at those eyes. I swear, that noodle has eyes bigger than combined size of brains of it's whole family. Eyes.

Eyes!

EYES!!!

But that's not all. The whole thing looks like one of those 80's cartoons where Tom got squeezed through sewer or pasta maker and became a wiggly shoelace. I mean.. damn

Snek

You o'rite?

Hey mate

I have some live mice pinkies if you are hungry

I'm laughing so much!!! 😂🤣🤣 Honestly, this is what the ultimate winner of Snake game looks like irl. This is some serious pootoo/chicken from Moana energy right here!!!

He LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

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//SPEWS DRINK

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Oh hey hey hey ash fuck u

Happy Valentine’s Day from Law ! 

Edits for my sister <3

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- @jistring

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Baby on Board

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- Blythe Baird

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AAAAAAAAAAAA

falconry_centre on twitter

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guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

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An Agender Stimboard for my friendo @caliko-i ! When asked what kind of stims they like, they only replied with “Knife”

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Asexual Stimboard with clear soap cutting for my sister @purely-peachy !

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The only thing that gets cut is fuit gummy

*stabses Bruno*

Bruno: I’m sorry, wha- AA–

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So I downloaded this app that tells me what phase the moon is in and apparently it speaks in the first person

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Me

when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die

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