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Jurassic park AU- Cait cleaning the spinosaurus' teeth 🦷🪥

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Just imagined a bridge to terabithia Caitvi au and like what do I do now 🤷‍♀️

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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if you’re by someone’s ear and you chew gum i think it should constitute as harassment

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I often like to eat apples by cutting off slices with my pocket knife, but tonight when I got the munchies, I realized I don't have my pocket knife on hand, but the kitchen knives are plenty available. So now I'm sitting here in the dark, watching a show on my laptop, cradling a bag of Doritos in my lap, and slicing bits off an apple with a medium-sized kitchen knife. And idk what kind of vibe that is, but it sure as hell is one.

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my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

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I know that when fandom gets carried away with a joke, there's really no stopping it. And I know a lot of people will tell me that it's not that deep or that I'm being a killjoy for even mentioning this. But I don't think Vi and Jayce are dumb together.

Their first time working together is to take down the shimmer factory. I really don't see anything dumb in this. Vi is right: Silco controls the Undercity with shimmer, and striking his main source of power and money is a way to diminish his power and influence. It is, in fact, the exact same thing the strike team does in season 2, trying to take down shimmer and the chem-barons. I know people will have their misgivings about the risk of collateral damage, given that these factories work on child labor, and the fact that Jayce accidentally killed a child. But there's nothing “dumb” about the idea of taking down shimmer factories, and the mission wasn't a failure. It's just that Jayce didn't want to keep going after the child's death, but they did manage to take down that factory, and the plan could have worked if Jayce decided to continue. Again, whatever misgivings people might have about the collateral damage, there's nothing "dumb” or "failed” in how Vi and Jayce worked together. (I guess one could argue that Jayce shouldn't be there since he is not a trained fighter, but that's on Jayce for deciding to come. How does that make Vi dumb?)

Then, the only other moment Vi and Jayce work together is the attack on the memorial. And again, I don't see anything dumb at all in what happened. Vi going back to get Jayce's hammer was an intelligent decision: the gauntlets were broken, and they were at a huge disadvantage, trying to fight shimmer tanks with normal weapons in a fight where they were completely caught by surprise. Having a hextech weapon would have helped them in that fight. The only reason it ended up being unnecessary is because Ambessa interfered and ended the fight (because Ambessa is the one that staged everything in the first place). But Vi had no way of knowing that the attack was orchestrated by Ambessa and that Ambessa was coming to put an end to it. For all she knew, that was an independent attack, and the attack could have gone on for a longer time. Having Jayce's hammer would have helped immensely. Finally, I know that Jayce and Vi missed the shot on that chem-tank. But what a lot of people love to ignore is that the only reason they missed is because Ambessa came in at the exact moment and shot that tank down, which is what made them miss. If Ambessa hadn't interfered, they wouldn't have missed. And if you think about it, even this might have been intentional by Ambessa: she orchestrated the attack in order to further escalate the tension between Piltover and Zaun. The last thing she would have wanted is for a Piltovian and a Zaunite working together to be the big heroes. Not only that, but she wanted herself to come out as the hero of the day, as a way to gain the trust of the people of Piltover, so she wouldn't want Vi and Jayce stealing the spotlight from her. So, in conclusion, Vi and Jayce wouldn't have failed if Ambessa didn't intentionally make them fail.

There's nothing here to suggest that they are dumb together or that they would always be failures when working together in other circumstances. Especially considering that we only see them work together twice.

(By the way, I'm not trying to stop anyone from continuing with their bookstreet jokes. To each their own. I simply wanted to post this because I haven't seen anyone actually talk about their scenes together beyond surface level jokes)

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When Character A goes through a Traumatic Incident, but Character B, who they're supposed to be able to lean on, keeps on making it about how the trauma affected them, B.

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Just realized I've been saying "We'll drive off that bridge when we get to it" for the longest time. And I have no memory of where that came from

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Don't know why I never thought of this before, but I really need a CaitVi Cosmere!AU

Like, can you imagine Vi as a Windrunner? Not sure exactly what Cait might be. Honestly, them on any planet in the Cosmere. Cait would be absolutely lethal as a Mistborn sharpshooter.

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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day two of handsome caitlyn week! cait in uniform

something can’t wash the blood off of her hands something something lady macbeth and macbeth all in one she was in control of everything and she couldn’t control anything she all at once was the character with the most and the least agency she was victim and abuser i want her to step on me

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every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

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dont take bird noises for granted

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who up running at they cup rn

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I HAVEEE EMOTIONAL MOTION SICKNESS!!SOMEBODY YY ROLL THE WINDOOOWS DOWNN