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boys will be boys held accountable for their actions

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From my observations, adulthood seems to mainly consist of paying bills and purposely buying expensive cheese with bits in it. 

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Bartender: What can I get you?

Me: I’ll have a gin and chronic depression

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“oooh you look so nice! who are you wearing makeup for ;)”

ummmm, me bitch i want compliments 

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So I was looking at the list of like the 6000 most common words in the American-English speaking language and it turns out “John” is more common than the words: 

Yes, Today, God, Left, Child, Cold, Am, & Bad.

So now my view of the world has completely changed and I can’t quite make sense of anything.

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Three cheers for trans crayons!!!

friends, lemme share this little gem with you

FIRST! The inner flap:

oh dear indeed… 

some people crayons are jerks.

:’(

:D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :’’’’) :’’’’’’’’)))))))))))

i just have a lot of feelings about this book and think everyone should own it

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The seven deadly sins

•Wrath

•Pride

•Gluttony

•Lust

•Greed

•Envy

•Bitting into a Kit-Kat without breaking it first.

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I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

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*wears a leather jacket and had headphones on in public to try and be badass*

*is actually listening to the Mulan soundtrack*

*is successful in being badass because Mulan is a inspirationally cool and the movie is about a strong and empowered woman, and teaches young girls not to be intimidated by guys because they can be just as good, as well as teaching children it’s okay to be different, whilst appreciating Chinese culture and defeating the huns*

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This is so important

I think in light of Stephen Hawking passing, I would like to remind everyone that ALS is a horrible tragic disease. Watching my best friend suffer from it has no joke been the single worst miserable thing. Ever. ALS had it’s 15 minutes of fame after the ice bucket challenge but I would really really encourage people to still raise awareness towards ALS and donate if it’s within their means. Stephen Hawking surviving so long and being able to continue to even just interact with others is in thanks to equipment and resources many ALS patients just don’t have. If you really loved Stephen Hawking please consider donating to the ALS Association or participating in an ALS walk/fundraising event! 

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im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

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Ummm. okay. first of all. WOW.

…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

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*reblogs for the science*

Bottle rocket under ice

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The sad thing is that my goal in life is just to be happy. And not to be happy in a way that I’m smiling 24/7 and breathing rainbows, but in the way I just want to be content, I just want to not be sad. Why is this my goal, and why is it so hard to achieve?

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So I accidentally watched all the seasons of an entire show in a week and this is why I’m going nowhere in life

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What breaking ice on a trampoline looks like. From here